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oh...so little time to do anything

i try to keep posting but its so freakin hard!!!

now that school is dead i will post as much as possible.

anyway...thats not the point....i had to practice for a school show today, outside. as it happened to be close to 90 F. i have the ugliest tan line of my tank.

never mind i almost died of heat exhaust!!!

anybody elses day as lovely?

Nah, my days have been pretty lousy lately. Managed to re-do my room, though,

everything feng shui?

My day was same as usual: go to school and come home in the heat. It sucks.

More Feng Shui than it was, anyway,

its worse when your air conditioning doesnt really work...

Feng Shui?

so that the energy flows...

Is it just me or are the other women here waiting for ivory skin to come back into style.

Ivory skin sucks.

Bite me.

Should I bite or kiss?

I'm not that kind of girl.

(Kiss me later!)

It does not suck!

At least Ush has some class.

*starts singing like Donkey at the end of Shrek*

I like tan girls and I cannot lie, you other bruthas can't deny!...

I do have a big butt if that makes me any more attractive.

Yes, yes it does.

When did it go out of style, anyway? Not around here!

Everything in California is about being tan.

But why when the English rose complexion with the fair skin is so much more attractive????
Too much Tanning produces too many unsightly wrinkles and lines!!!

I'm moving to England!

I don't tan. It's just because I've lived in California for 14 years.

You can stay at mine over summer, Lauren...

Jailbait.

Hey Ush, captain Rex doesn't tan either, but you don't appear to be offering him a place to stay - any particular reason????

He DOES like tan. As his 'Ivory sucks' comments make clear.

Mind you, he can come to stay if he wants. He's a friend of mine, after all.

I like girls with tans or semi-tans, just not ivory skin. Sometimes it depends on the girl to me.

This forum just get friendlier and Friendlier!!!!

Usually that means we're being mean. Are you being sarcastic?

All of my mean comments are sarcastic.

I was talking to Corran, but he logged off.

I knew that. I was talking to him about that I'm not mean.

Oh.

even the obvious is hard to see for Rexie

difficult to see, the obvious is!! (for the benefit of Rex, that was said in a sarcastic tone, everyone else please ignore what's in these brackets)

what are you going to do if we won't?

nothing, it wasn't a command merely a suggestion that some do not need to be told when irony has been entered in a statement, I'd forgotten to include you in the same bracket as Rex!!!!!

because I'm important

yes, as important as Rex!!!!!

even more!

still...............

it's obvious that the britons don't like tanned people, which is to expect in places where getting a tan is impossible

anyway, tan or no tan, both is ok for me.

I tan pretty naturally, so I really don't think about it. Actually I have a pretty decent tan for this early in the summer. My one niece has red hair and super super white skin. She calls herself "fish belly white" and laughs her head off. She's crazy.

I have been forced to lay out under the harmful rays of the sun because I am going to the beach at the end of the month and it is unacceptable for a girl to be seen without burned to a crisp skin. I am on a crusade to bring back ivory skin. You know, on a poll on seventeen magazine about whose tan is better: Britney Spears-crispy, Sarah Michelle Gellar-glowing, Julia Stiles-ivory. Julia Stiles only had sixteen percent of the votes and Britney had the majority. The youth of America is being brainwashed.

nah, you don't need to sun-bathe, as long as girls keep coming to the beaches I'm happy

mah has life all figured out.

Life is like a beach, just semi-naked ladies wanting to have fun!!!!

Uh...maybe. It's not really that fun to get skin cancer.

Bingo, Rex babe.

you should see me when i go to the beach.

i believe in many many layers of sunblock

sun is not good for ya

But it is good for vitamin D.

I like vitamine B as in beer

I had an absolutley smashing day today! First I went to the mall with my friend, who tripped on a perfectly straight dry floor and twisted his ankle, so I had to carry him back to the car through a mall full of geourgeous babes! Then a huge storm blew in, and totally messed up my yesterday washed car! Then this fat ***** in a crappy Toyota gave me the finger cause I cut her off! Whatever!!!

Were you being sarcastic about your day being smashing?

That sounds like one shithole of a day. How exciting.

Vitamin B isn't in beer. It's in fruit, isn't it?

Beer looks like pee and tastes worse, I dont know what people see in it!

They see Tex's pee.

Back on the tan issue, it takes me ages to tan so I just don't bother trying. I now use Factor 353, i.e. an asbestos suit and a welding mask.

Back onto Tex's crappy day, I hit some stupid fat arsed bint from behind this morning and had an argument on our kid this afternoon to boot. The crazy fat piece is gonna phone next week and try to get my company to pay for a dent in her bumper that I clearly didn't make, my car was totally untouched and hers looked that way too. I may just tell her b******s, she can try and prove I made the dent.

I hope she brings her husband cus I feel like kicking someones ass at the moment.

Not Good!

*sets up stupid rubber clown for Mech*

Here's my practice clown. Feel free to beat the crap out of him.

*Mech takes a flying headbutt at clown weeble*

Ha ha!

*Weeble bounces back up and puts Mech on his arse*

*helps Mech up, hands him clown gun*

Try this.

*Fires gun and destroys clown weeble*

Wow, now I know what god feels like...........when he's holding a gun. (Property of Matt Groening)

Hehehe.

Ready to go to the circus with me ?

I wanna kill all the clowns and steal thier funny little car.

That sounds like a fun weekend !

Count me in !!

and dont play with the TIgers

Actually I would never patronize a circus.

Don't get me started on that.

*innocent voice*
why not gundark?

why dont we put you in a cage and bring you out for people to watch while eating candy floss and popcorn

because that would be bad for your teeth

I'm going to the beach with Zink and another friend today. MORE TANNING MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

don't forget Cobalt

Who the hell is cobalt? Isn't that a shade of blue?

he's a friend of Einsteinium, why?

Sorry you had such a bad day Mech. As for the tanning business, I don't even think about that. I just use sunblock and keep my T-Shirt on. I don't want to scare the wildlife away.

...ow...ow...ow...

This is what I get for my first day of going to the beach during summer. I only put sunblock on my arms, neck, and face, so I have a HUGE sunburn. It has taken over my entire back, from my shoulders to my waist. It's as red as these smilies.

*throws icecold water over rex*
here you go, do that every minute and you'll be fine

*Big cloud of steam comes off Rex's back*

Lobsters on South beach?

Oh the joy of peeling you will have..

someone called finti?

Look out for the live wires inside that TV Yerssot.

I`ll peel you with this cute Viking battle axe

what has Rex done wrong now?

it would be easier to say what he has done right.

errrr... hmmm... err... he has a referal?

down at the luni factory can his credential be found

rex+working in a factory+credential = big joke!

Yers = is a big joke

ofcourse! what did you thought??

yerss, what the hell are you doing in the television ? Visiting Carol Ann ?

if she's good looking, yes... otherwhise... no

dogs for dogs

He must have been watching Poltergeist.

they`re back. (not the cast though cause most of them are dead)

How many of those did they make ? Like 4 ?

I just saw the first one

Maybe I'm thinking of Amityville Horror. I know they made more than one of those.

About Poltergeist, why didnt' the older sister's boyfriend come out of the mirrors? The only rescued the two girls.

cause it was in the script???????????