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Now you get to make it in advance..

PLUS! if you chose to loose weight, The Feasts have not ye begone, So you have that much advance.


Mine Is to spend less... Serisouly... I spend too much.

I had some 1400$ and decied to keep it... INstead of buying soemthing big... So i just spent it on many small things.

Mine is to not necessarily lose weight, but to get more in shape. I plan on joining yoga or pilates or something of the sort.

75% of people making resolutions never keep them.

I've never kept a new years resolution. This year will be different. I swear.

Originally posted by GCG
75% of people making resolutions never keep them.

1/4 of all statistics are made on the spot.

Why not try making a new years resolution to keep a new years resolution to do something?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
1/4 of all statistics are made on the spot.

78% of your posts contain links.

as for Sgt. Hairy's reply, I think its definitely a step in the right direction. thumbsup

Originally posted by Sgt. Hairy
Why not try making a new years resolution to keep a new years resolution to do something?

But what if you don't keep that one?

i dont bother making them, i never keep them

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
But what if you don't keep that one? Then you fail twice in one blow.

I dont think that the change of digits in what year you are living in may motivate a person to change something he/she deems to be regulated.

Why should people have to wait for the New Year to regulate themselves if it can be done now ?

I dont bother making them either.

Originally posted by GCG
I dont think that the change of digits in what year you are living in may motivate a person to change something he/she deems to be regulated.

Why should people have to wait for the New Year to regulate themselves if it can be done now ?

I dont bother making them either. Because there is such a thing as a long-term goals and short-term goals. People usually make a new years resolution that is a long-term goal, as in losing weight, or purchasing something expensive.

Since they never materialise, people who have a history of not fulfilling resolutions, should make a final one:

ACCEPTANCE !

Originally posted by GCG
Since they never materialise, people who have a history of not fulfilling resolutions, should make a final one:

ACCEPTANCE !

Or mass depretion, followed by ritualistic suicide, either works.

my new years resolution is to not make a new years resolution..........i suck at making a change.

Originally posted by justjakk
my new years resolution is to not make a new years resolution..........i suck at making a change.


Parradoxial, but It works.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Mine is to not necessarily lose weight, but to get more in shape. I plan on joining yoga or pilates or something of the sort.


Same here, I am not fat but I want muscles I am thinking of slowing down on marijuana and joining kickboxing or something, I also wanna try and get laid more next year,even though the last month has been pretty damn good in the pussy department Rest of the year was fairly below average

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Mine is to not necessarily lose weight, but to get more in shape. I plan on joining yoga or pilates or something of the sort.

yups..same here wanna get toned up.
Also, for the past couple of years, I've planned to do better at school..buuut..I end up becoming a slack ass^^;
Can't do that this year though! It's year 12 for memsn-oh..so I gotta work damn hard.

Does anyone have any "New Years" resolutions, or are they just a waste of time...

For me, I love coffee.....especially vanilla lattes...but caffine is sooo bad for you.....so that is mine..

New Year's Resolutions:

1) Steelers win Super Bowl
2) Throw mega-party when they do it
3) Burn 4 couches at 5 AM when celebration is winding down

Originally posted by botankus
New Year's Resolutions:

1) Steelers win Super Bowl That's not a resolution...

That's a wish...

1) Make moneh babeh.

I edited it to be a little more thorough.

Originally posted by botankus
I edited it to be a little more thorough. Yeah, saw that after I posted.....

Nothing to give up though?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Does anyone have any "New Years" resolutions, or are they just a waste of time...

People make promises all year long with no intent on keeping them. You might as well start the year off making one to yourself.


Originally posted by debbiejo
For me, I love coffee.....especially vanilla lattes...but caffine is sooo bad for you.....so that is mine..

You are aware that you made no resolution there. You told us you love coffee and that it is bad for you. That's it.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yeah, saw that after I posted.....

Nothing to give up though?

Lots to give up. Including 4 couches and my dignity when I go parading naked through the streets.

my resolution is to never make meaningless empty promises to myself

Originally posted by KharmaDog
You are aware that you made no resolution there. You told us you love coffee and that it is bad for you. That's it.

I'm giving it up is what I meant....I did that before for 3 years, and felt much better...yep...caffeine that is.

Okay, serious New Year's resolutions:

1) Significantly cut down on smoking
2) Exercise more than currently
3) Continue to treat friends at a high level
4) Start being mean to debbiejo come January 1st. I can't wait for this one.

Ban all the trolls trying to stain the boards.

Maybe try to get back to school during the summer.

Spend more time with family.

Go out on dates more often.

Halo 3

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm giving it up is what I meant....I did that before for 3 years, and felt much better...yep...caffeine that is.

Well you really didn't give it up then did you? You'll keep drinking it. If you can't control your urges regarding making pointless comments and taking threads off topic there is no way you'll be able to kick something as addictive as caffiene.

Originally posted by botankus
4-Start being mean to debbiejo come January 1st. I can't wait for this one.

Ooh, that's a rough one, KD. I would comment but I'm waiting until Jan. 1st for that one.

I'm not making one, it's pointless.

Originally posted by botankus
4) Start being mean to debbiejo come January 1st. I can't wait for this one.

Originally posted by PVS





NOooooooooo

Well, Sorry I can't make the stay on topic promise.....

Well, honestly. If you don't think you can stay on topic, don't post. It's not that hard to figure out.

it sure is cold out today

i should have worn a heavier jacket.

anyone into hockey?

what's that smell? smells like b.o. ...is that me? *sniffs armpit* oops

Hey, back off on Debs! (at least for 10 more days...)

Originally posted by botankus
Hey, back off on Debs! (at least for 10 more days...) Oh that would be a good....... Like that's gonna happen...LOL

my new years resolution is to stop making new years resolutions........wow what a revelation.

This applies to all those who dont manage a resolution.

ACCEPTANCE that you cannot keep any resolutions.


You cannot go wrong with that.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Does anyone have any "New Years" resolutions, or are they just a waste of time...

For me, I love coffee.....especially vanilla lattes...but caffine is sooo bad for you.....so that is mine..

What to drink more coffee?

My new years resolution is the same one I make every year; not to make any new years resolutions, but I never seem to be able to keep it.

Study more, Give Storm more attention and meet up with old friends more often.

To stop breaking so many ladies hearts.

Originally posted by KidRock
To stop breaking so many ladies hearts.

Kid, try being more humble, I know it's hard for you.

BTW "get lost jerk" dose not mean she has a broken heart.

jk

Originally posted by KidRock
To stop breaking so many ladies hearts.

You mean your cousins?



As for me I don't really bother with New Year's resolutions.

Originally posted by Echuu
You mean your cousins?



As for me I don't really bother with New Year's resolutions.

Remember that night you found your mom crying in her bedroom? Yeah..sorry about that

Originally posted by debbiejo
Does anyone have any "New Years" resolutions, or are they just a waste of time...

For me, I love coffee.....especially vanilla lattes...but caffine is sooo bad for you.....so that is mine..

FFS!!! There already IS a New Year's Resolution thread!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=382367

Originally posted by KidRock
Remember that night you found your mom crying in her bedroom? Yeah..sorry about that

Nice

Sorry Debbie, you know I love ya...

But, this thread is shit.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Does anyone have any "New Years" resolutions, or are they just a waste of time...

For me, I love coffee.....especially vanilla lattes...but caffine is sooo bad for you.....so that is mine..

Cafeine is not bad as such, too much is bad, but not in moderation. Cafeine in small amounts is actually good for you (anti-oxydants, mood-lifter, anti-cancer, etc.). So don't give it up.

My resolution is to stay off cigarettes.

to go outside more than twice a week

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sorry Debbie, you know I love ya...

But, this thread is shit. Hey it started off right tell it got so left.......................

OK, fix it.......

I shall not lie....



next year

i got a 2 month head start on mine...which is to work out and get in shape..i want by spring break i can take my shirt off at the beach without sucking in....or flexing just to check the time on my watch

no need for resolutions.. they never last anyway

so i'm just changing my name.. bye bye bilb!

Hmmm, I can't think of anything I need to fix... maybe I'll resolve to renew my gym membership. Or something.

Originally posted by bilb
no need for resolutions.. they never last anyway

so i'm just changing my name.. bye bye bilb!

to what? bulb.......I like bilb cry ...that'S a good name.

new years resolutions are bullshit.
if something in your life needs correcting, and you
are realistic and dedicated to the idea, then you would
do it NOW and not wait for new years.

think about all the people you know who resolve to
start getting in shape, or quit smoking, or do anything to
improve themselves....tomorrow...or next week.
the very act of making a committment but procrastinating
over it is just proof that its not enough of a priority and thus
you will fail. failure, self disappointment, depression over your
apparent shortcoming....is that any way to start a new year?
screw that

Originally posted by PVS
new years resolutions are bullshit.
if something in your life needs correcting, and you
are realistic and dedicated to the idea, then you would
do it NOW and not wait for new years.

think about all the people you know who resolve to
start getting in shape, or quit smoking, or do anything to
improve themselves....tomorrow...or next week.
the very act of making a committment but procrastinating
over it is just proof that its not enough of a priority and thus
you will fail. failure, self disappointment, depression over your
apparent shortcoming....is that any way to start a new year?
screw that

So basically your New Years Resolution is not to make New Years Resolutions?

not making a resolution, coz they're crap anyway..

(look at Bridget Jones )

Originally posted by Bardock42
So basically your New Years Resolution is not to make New Years Resolutions?

thats a given. but the point of that is to convince others
to not make them as well. improve yourself now, or set
yourself up for failure. those are the only two realistic choices.
new years resolution=failure

Originally posted by PVS
thats a given. but the point of that is to convince others
to not make them as well. improve yourself now, or set
yourself up for failure. those are the only two realistic choices.
new years resolution=failure

Now, everyone who knows me knows I am all for failure, but New Years Resolutions...come on those are just gay....and not in a good gay way like Cap or Eis.

I don't mean to point fingers but from what I've read, overweight people need to lose weight cause there a great candidate for "Spontaneous Combustions"..............You don't want to be a firework do ya?

thanks for that Ms. Alternative Topic

I've been seriously thinking of changing my name to that.......yes...

Got to admit...No one want to combust into smoke and flames though....might make for a greeeeeeeeaaaaaat New years resolution!

So the global obesity problem might soon be resolved by mass explosions of over weight people? Sounds messy, although great social changes rarely come without some pain.

Maybe my new year resolution will be to evolve to a higher plain of being (something like a glowing orb that hums.) That, or buy a fire extinguisher in case the over weight person who lives on the floor above my flat explodes and sets fire to the building.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura

Maybe my new year resolution will be to evolve to a higher plain of being (something like a glowing orb that hums.)

shit thats easy. just eat some shrooms

Originally posted by PVS
shit thats easy. just eat some shrooms Did that...

Shrooms eh? I actually decided to stay away from friendly fungus for a while.

Always kind of scared that picking mushrooms might harm a colony of smurfs, leaving them without homes, though I don't want to meet the kind that would live in shrooms...

That, and ever since reading Donna Tartt's A Secret History, I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone was trying to kill me with mushrooms (oh, and I don't take drugs, better to take the easier path to evolution by using genetic modification and the like.)

Originally posted by Bardock42
to what? bulb.......I like bilb cry ...that'S a good name.

aww thanks sweetie kisses

I like it too.. but seems everyone still thinks i'm a guy

so i'm changing it again

Hey there are some good mushroom that you can pick that are not similar to the poisonous kind, but as for the magic ones.....Who did that a few times.........magic things happen like....well like the way I am... Special........................Hey it looks like some, yet not me, derail this thread........hmmmmm

Great Mushrooms

Oyster
Puff balls
Shaggy Mains.....yummy

Look for a better permanant job.

Lose weight just before my 10 year class reunion this fall 2006.

GET A CAR!! A MUST SO MY FRIENDS WON'T STOP BUGGING ME.

Find my true soulmate...

Et Cetera Et cetera..

1. Lose weight (do this every year after over indulgence over Xmas break)

2. Finish MSc & Project

3. Get IEng registered with the IEE

4. Clear out garage

5. Lay flooring in loft and move loads of stuff up there

6. Go on at least 1 holiday in 2006 (not that easy with a little-un' on the way)

Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey there are some good mushroom that you can pick that are not similar to the poisonous kind, but as for the magic ones.....

shrooms...proof that some good can actually come from bullshit

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Now you get to make it in advance..

PLUS! if you chose to loose weight, The Feasts have not ye begone, So you have that much advance.


Mine Is to spend less... Serisouly... I spend too much.

I had some 1400$ and decied to keep it... INstead of buying soemthing big... So i just spent it on many small things.

um.. stop breaking rules.

mine is to put on weight. Just recovered from the flu and i need put my weight back on.

Originally posted by Death_Stalker13
um.. stop breaking rules. Not me.

i want a six pack...

7 hours to go....jump

less than one hour to go.

I hope you're celebrating in some form....I sure am.

I gonna make some Jumbo Shrimp with butter/garlic sauce while I sipping something good.

What if by coincidence people just decide on New Year's to lose weight, therefore they haven't been procrastinating and they might be able to do it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
What if by coincidence people just decide on New Year's to lose weight, therefore they haven't been procrastinating and they might be able to do it.

Well then it doesn't actually fit the definition of "New Years Resolution" or does it?

Well it's a resolution on New Year's, therefore New Year's resolution

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well it's a resolution on New Year's, therefore New Year's resolution

QED

I've no clue what that means

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've no clue what that means lol, i think it means quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated). That's in Latin.

I think I'm gonna get healthier.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I think I'm gonna get healthier.

no you're not. you'll eat salad for a week and then crack, devouring a dozen glazed donuts and a half gallon of breyers. quit lying to yourself.

Originally posted by DrDoom101
lol, i think it means quod erat demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated). That's in Latin.
It does indeed....

I thionk i am gonna become Batman....oh shit..I won't

Originally posted by PVS
no you're not. you'll eat salad for a week and then crack, devouring a dozen glazed donuts and a half gallon of breyers. quit lying to yourself. Yes I am.......I've done it before.

And I can do it again along with staying on topic

Getting more in shape, and Losing Some Weight Is Mine..

not to chug another can of Canadian Club for 5 miuntes after my last at 12am. i failed my resolution pretty quick

Originally posted by PVS
no you're not. you'll eat salad for a week and then crack, devouring a dozen glazed donuts and a half gallon of breyers. quit lying to yourself.

Oooo. Makes me kind of ill. A dozen glazed donuts? How can people do that Still, if you enjoy, go for it. Or something.

Heheheh. I've decided I won't eat as much fish, even though I'd love a tuna sandwich about now..........




Hmmthph. Well, that didn't last long. Hmmmm, tuna.

i wanna get a six pack to impress the girl i like. thats my new year resolution.

DidOriginally posted by Imperial_Samura
Oooo. Makes me kind of ill. A dozen glazed donuts? How can people do that Still, if you enjoy, go for it. Or something.

Heheheh. I've decided I won't eat as much fish, even though I'd love a tuna sandwich about now..........




Hmmthph. Well, that didn't last long. Hmmmm, tuna. Did you just have a tuna sandwich????

Originally posted by debbiejo
Did you just have a tuna sandwich????

Is the Pope a Catholic?

So yes, yes I did. I thought I had more will power. Oh well, I guess I'll never be like Master Yoda.

Still, a resolution breaking Sandwich with tuna is one of the tastiest morsels on this fair earth.

My boyfriend and I are saving money to move into our own place. Yay!

New Years Resolution? Not to come stumbling into the house at 8 am next new years! I'm going to throw up now, peace.

some dude said i wasnt human when he found out i smoked - a little too harsh, but i've gone 8 hours without a cigarette and intend to make it my New Years Resolution

*hands stun a cigarette*

quit lying to yourself.

need a light?

That is evil, so evil...lol

Originally posted by Stun
some dude said i wasnt human when he found out i smoked - a little too harsh, but i've gone 8 hours without a cigarette and intend to make it my New Years Resolution

? What, going 8 hours without a cigarette?

Originally posted by PVS
*hands stun a cigarette*

quit lying to yourself.

need a light?

Heheh. I like that, it's a lot more fun and productive helping other people break their resolutions.

I mean does anybody, in the world, actually keep the blighters? And what is so special about a New Year's one, I mean, if a person couldn't make one and keep it at any other point in the year, why will New Year's be different?

I think I'm almost about to jump on the anti-resolution band wagon.

I dont make any resolutions, I do what I want when I want, I am NOT addicted to anything, If I dont want to smoke,I simply dont smoke.

Well I said I wasn't going to make one, but I suppose I did anyway....it's something I've been working at for a few years now....to be less shy and more outgoing. I'm hoping to finally break out of my shyness this year.

Sooooooo..how many actually stuck to their resolutions?




Vanilla Latte please......

To hone my skill at both Starcraft and School.

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
To hone my skill at both Starcraft and School.

At the same time? I remember back at school the computer tech guys had Starcraft on the database, mainframe, whatever that thing is that connects the computers all together. Network maybe.

Anyway, it was the reason so many people did computer sciences - Starcraft, Wolfenstien and a truly ineffectual, lazy teacher. Ah, so much fun. I was one of the few people that passed the course.

My resolution is to lose some weight. . . I'm not fat (220 lbs at 6'3), but I think I could be sexier.

EEp, I know I probably said the same thing last year... i wanna lose weight!! I am about 14 pounds laighter than last year,so yay! But I want to lose at least 28 more pounds and do it a lot quicker this time. A year is such a long time..

OK who kept their resolutions?

I didn't really make any, except the one about fish, and that didn't last five minutes.

Truth be told I don't think I ever intended to keep it.

Yeah tuna......You are so pulled into that encompassing sensuous tuna...couldn't resist it! It was calling you're name....saying oh oh eat...m__.....

And you did!!

You didn't say "OH GOD" did you...

mmmmmmmm fish...me makey some I think.

Originally posted by crazy_c
EEp, I know I probably said the same thing last year... i wanna lose weight!! I am about 14 pounds laighter than last year,so yay! But I want to lose at least 28 more pounds and do it a lot quicker this time. A year is such a long time..

That is really slow. Even on a diet that isn't amazingly restrictive you should be able to beat a stone in a year.

Sorry, 14lbs.

Yup I know!! It's just I kind of went on and off it so that's what happenbed to me. I get distracted and have horiible willpower. I shall beat it though! I'm determined.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yeah tuna......You are so pulled into that encompassing sensuous tuna...couldn't resist it! It was calling you're name....saying oh oh eat...m__.....

And you did!!

You didn't say "OH GOD" did you...

mmmmmmmm fish...me makey some I think.

Egad!!! I believe if my tuna sandwich ever tries to seduce me the the first thing I'm going to do is go totally vegan. The second will be to book myself into the finest mental hospital in the nation.

And great, now when ever I contemplate a tuna sandwich I'm going to imagine it winking at me in a "come hither" fashion, tarted up in a pair of fish net stockings....

Hhahahahahaha. Fish net stockings. Hahahaha.

You said it....winking and blinking and blinking and winking....hahahahaha....But you ate it...

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Egad!!! I believe if my tuna sandwich ever tries to seduce me the the first thing I'm going to do is go totally vegan. The second will be to book myself into the finest mental hospital in the nation.

And great, now when ever I contemplate a tuna sandwich I'm going to imagine it winking at me in a "come hither" fashion, tarted up in a pair of fish net stockings....

Hhahahahahaha. Fish net stockings. Hahahaha.

hahahahaha bless you

Eh, just be more organized and responsible. I also want to get my drivers license. ><

Not to commit the same mistakes i did last year!

Originally posted by debbiejo
OK who kept their resolutions?

i did

I think I'll start mine next week....

stop asking girls OUTRIGHT if they would allow me to sniff thier booties, and yelp like a dog, but rahter, sneak it into the conversation after i got to know them a little.....and.......stop trying to capitalize on females who are vulnerable and on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to thier bad relationships they are in

Not to spend as much time on the computer....... too late.

Giving up candy. Sounds dumb but trust me- I eat a LOT of it.

Well...9 days into the new year and I already broke one of my resolutions. Which was no more fast food....

....I had a double western with bacon at Carls Jr. for lunch.

*bows in shame*

Ah screw it! I'm having another one tomorrow!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well...9 days into the new year and I already broke one of my resolutions. Which was no more fast food....

....I had a double western with bacon at Carls Jr. for lunch.

*bows in shame*

Ah screw it! I'm having another one tomorrow!

Good for you Resolutions are shit!! imo.

I just love good hamburgers. Plus we were talking about them the other day in the OTF. So peer pressure made me do it.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I just love good hamburgers. Plus, we were talking about them the other day in the OTF. So peer pressure made me do it.

No excuse needed where fast food is concerned imo

Try one and you will understand.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Try one and you will understand.

Sadly we do not have them in the UK althouth I hope to be in New York next October for a week! So I will try one then.

I hope you have a great time!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I hope you have a great time!

Thanks mate

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