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have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

speaking of bad smell, its not quantity, but quality that matters.
but it seems you're not too selective...and neither are they

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

close the door quietly on the way out

Originally posted by PVS
speaking of bad smell, its not quantity, but quality that matters.
but it seems you're not too selective...and neither are they


My to favourite letters of the Alphabet, E Z

just screaming head first toward the wonderful world of V.D. arent we?

Originally posted by Barker
Originally posted by PVS
just screaming head first toward the wonderful world of V.D. arent we?

What's V.D ?

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell


Your hand is not a pussy.

Then again, you might be frequenting places like

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell You have cats?

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

"Have gotten", not "have got". If you must be idiotic at least do so correctly.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What's V.D ?

your such a lair....you say your so sexually active, yet you nothing about the diseases you can catch..either your just stupid...or your just stupid.

They don't teach us about V.D in Australia... maybe we know it by another name.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

All that progress, down the drain in less than a minute.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What's V.D ?

I'm 15 and I know what V.D. is.

Either I'm high right now or your just insanely stupid..

Originally posted by Imaginary
They don't teach us about V.D in Australia... maybe we know it by another name.


Yeah they do, probably just not where you livemhm

Wait, you havent done sex ed yet have you?shock

omg, do you know how much I don't care?

Put your hand up anyone who actually does care.....

Originally posted by Imaginary
Dude, I'm 14, of COURSE I've had sex ed

Here's the Question, Did you attend class or fail?

Or Did you sleep with the teacher so you DON'T fail sex ed?

when someone brags about how much trim they get, they are liars. my guess is he is still a virgin. he isistill the same KMC Dude, still the same idiot. he should have a look at Ushgarak's sig, it explains KMC Dude's sex life perfectly.

rouge jedi has a point he's probally not even his age just a kid lieng so people can believe him y would u tell someone u got pussy anyway it seems stupid to me

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when someone brags about how much trim they get, they are liars. my guess is he is still a virgin. he isistill the same KMC Dude, still the same idiot. he should have a look at Ushgarak's sig, it explains KMC Dude's sex life perfectly.

You mean the old one where There was this guy freaking out voer attaking Ewoks and the women is like "You never had any TINY bit of sex have you?"


The most isiotic thing I have herd froma guys mouth about sex is:

"I am going down to the club with some homies to go and pick up chicks, we are going get laiiiiiiid tonight"

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Here's the Question, Did you attend class or fail?

Or Did you sleep with the teacher so you DON'T fail sex ed?

Read my post on the previous page. I either haven't been taught it or I know it by another name

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
your such a lair....you say your so sexually active, yet you nothing about the diseases you can catch..either your just stupid...or your just stupid.

its that one lol

exactly. KMC Dude wouldnt know what to do with a woman even if she drew him a picture and gave him step by step directions.

i know the first time i had sex i was scared as hell now it doesn't bother me

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly. KMC Dude wouldnt know what to do with a woman even if she drew him a picture and gave him step by step directions.

Stop tellin my secretsfurious

huh?

May i ask why you find it necessary to publicise your sexual endeavours? i mean yeah its great and all but its not really PG13

i just wanted too

Not you..i mean kmckarma..i didnt know you said anything lol.

lol o i said were i was scared to have sex the first time and it hurt

It doesnt hurt...i cant remember the first time i had sex it was a while ago but i remember feeling uncomfortable thats all lol

lol

Now im the one whos not being PG13 ah well we all know about that birds and the bees lol

lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly. KMC Dude wouldnt know what to do with a woman even if she drew him a picture and gave him step by step directions.


It almost sounds like you know me personally

dude kmckarma u sound gai u fruit cup ***0t alert he'll rape u run
*runs far away*

Originally posted by stuey
dude kmckarma u sound gai u fruit cup ***0t alert he'll rape u run
*runs far away*

You just sound like a stupid noob that will get banned in a week

i'm gonna get banned lol for what calling u a ***0t and a fruit cup or was it the gai part don't think i'm gonna get banned for speaking the truth

Originally posted by stuey
i'm gonna get banned lol for what calling u a ***0t and a fruit cup or was it the gai part don't think i'm gonna get banned for speaking the truth

i know isn't it funny

Originally posted by KmcKarma
It almost sounds like you know me personally
no, but i know your type.

HEY!!!!!! quite picking on imag just because she's not familiar with old school medical terms!!!!

Originally posted by Imaginary
Dude, I'm 14, of COURSE I've had sex ed

V.D. = venereal disease

now its referred to as S.T.D. = sexually transmitted disease

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell NONE?

Originally posted by stuey
lol o i said were i was scared to have sex the first time and it hurt

Your profile says that you are a guy? What were you doing for sex to hurt?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Your profile says that you are a guy? What were you doing for sex to hurt?

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell
My darling, the real thing is much better then a blow up doll, trust me!

Originally posted by KmcKarma
You just sound like a stupid noob that will get banned in a week Talk about the pot calling the kettle black

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black

That racist pot.

Originally posted by Bloigen
That racist pot.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Your profile says that you are a guy? What were you doing for sex to hurt?

The term broken dick comes to mind....maybe on an inward thrust he bent it.

Anyways, Kmcwhatever...dreams do not count. Neither does your sister.

KmcKarma(dude) or whatever is making fun of himself in this thread and you are all attracted like flies to poo.
For some reason everybody just assumes he has come to brag about sex while he is actually not implying that he even had any.
Can't you guys see that he is able to take your bashes and probably loves it?

Damn..

Everyone in here is sick

Originally posted by overlord
KmcKarma(dude) or whatever is making fun of himself in this thread and you are all attracted like flies to poo.
For some reason everybody just assumes he has come to brag about sex while he is actually not implying that he even had any.
Can't you guys see that he is able to take your bashes and probably loves it?

Damn..

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My darling, the real thing is much better then a blow up doll, trust me!



You tried one before

Originally posted by overlord
KmcKarma(dude) or whatever is making fun of himself in this thread and you are all attracted like flies to poo.
For some reason everybody just assumes he has come to brag about sex while he is actually not implying that he even had any.
Can't you guys see that he is able to take your bashes and probably loves it?

Damn..

You are quite a smart person Overlord

Originally posted by PVS
HEY!!!!!! quite picking on imag just because she's not familiar with old school medical terms!!!!



V.D. = venereal disease

now its referred to as S.T.D. = sexually transmitted disease

Well yeah, STD's and STI's I know about. Thanks Perce

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

No! How much?!

I have caught Crabs before..........but I put a rock in my bath and turned the tap on and they all crawled under that.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
You tried one before

burn

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No! How much?!


3 in 2 weeks I only like 1 of them though.........

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

none in your sad 20 years, boy...

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell
you got (somehow0 less pussy than before. Because instead of staying at your usual "zero pussies" you have been denied several times, so your new total is -9,402,583,499,246,278,332,785,053,891

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
none in your sad 20 years, boy...




hysterical

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The term broken dick comes to mind....maybe on an inward thrust he bent it.

Anyways, Kmcwhatever...dreams do not count. Neither does your sister.
maybe he is counting his cat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe he is counting his cat.
Hence the pun.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe he is counting his cat.


clapping


Not bad a bit unoriginal though, I was hoping better from you RJ

Originally posted by KmcKarma
clapping


Not bad a bit unoriginal though, I was hoping better from you RJ
And we were expecting a lot from you. Maturing up, remember? Oh, never mind. You probably forgot by now.

Originally posted by DarkC
And we were expecting a lot from you. Maturing up, remember? Oh, never mind. You probably forgot by now.


Yep

man, he is really loving this drama. this is proof that he has no life outside this forum. this is all he has.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Yep
As I thought. It's pretty disappointing that your resolve is the about the size of a grain of salt. I was in fact looking forward to seeing what you would be like if you turned mature.

don't think that's gonna happen no time to soon in fact i think it will never happen

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, he is really loving this drama. this is proof that he has no life outside this forum. this is all he has.


No it's not, I am also only on the computer like an hour a day


If that lately.....

sad but true.

Originally posted by DarkC
As I thought. It's pretty disappointing that your resolve is the about the size of a grain of salt. I was in fact looking forward to seeing what you would be like if you turned mature.


Pretty sad really

give it up, C. he aint listening. he is here cuz he has no life. going to the beach? getting alot of chicks? not likely.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
give it up, C. he aint listening. he is here cuz he has no life. going to the beach? getting alot of chicks? not likely.


If I had no life, then I would proberly CARE what you guy's think of me...............Think about it

Am I the only one who finds it funny, but every time this Karma kid posts a thread, or a post, there's an ad for Jergens hand lotion. Hehehe.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
If I had no life, then I would proberly CARE what you guy's think of me...............Think about it

Noo, if you had no life then you would be busy being an idiot and then saying you don't care what people think of you.

Please stop, it'll only encourage him...

Couldn't resist.

Originally posted by Imaginary
Noo, if you had no life then you would be busy being an idiot and then saying you don't care what people think of you.


Sorry........you lost me

Originally posted by Imaginary
Couldn't resist.


I get that a lot.

See what I mean...

Originally posted by Imaginary
Noo, if you had no life then you would be busy being an idiot and then saying you don't care what people think of you. Isn't it what he is doing after all?

Originally posted by Sgt. Hairy
Isn't it what he is doing after all?

Exactly Hence he has no life

Bah, neither do I.

Where was I the last 3 days and where am I the 22 hrs a day I am not on this forum then?hysterical

Much like terrorists, if you stop paying attention to him, it'll go away.

People don't change it's a sad fact of life. I knew he would still be himself after the whole name change scenario, because he simply is an attention whore.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
3 in 2 weeks I only like 1 of them though.........

That's alot of girls

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
That's alot of girls


Not really......I have had 4 in a week But only actually banged 2 of them and that was like 2 yrs ago......

y r u always lieing

Originally posted by stuey
y r u always lieing



I'm not

I dont really expect any of you to belive me anyway cause you dont know me and that, but I just thought I would brag about it anyway

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Not really......I have had 4 in a week But only actually banged 2 of them and that was like 2 yrs ago......

How you get so many girls?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
How you get so many girls?

It is just luck really, I was going out with a girl at the time, and then my ex came over drunk and banged me,and I got head of a friend I have(who is a girl) before we went to 2 tribes

It happened all in the same week

but then sometimes I go for a month without anything

Originally posted by KmcKarma
It is just luck really, I was going out with a girl at the time, and then my ex came over drunk and banged me,and I got head of a friend I have(who is a girl) before we went to 2 tribes

It happened all in the same week

but then sometimes I go for a month without anything

Lucky disgust

Oh that sucks. Maybe you should pay someone

Originally posted by KmcKarma
It is just luck really, I was going out with a girl at the time, and then my ex came over drunk and banged me,and I got head of a friend I have(who is a girl) before we went to 2 tribes

It happened all in the same week

but then sometimes I go for a month without anything

hysterical

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Lucky disgust

Oh that sucks. Maybe you should pay someone


I would NEVER pay for pussy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
maybe he is counting his cat.
Originally posted by DarkC
Hence the pun.

^ you have no idea how hard this me laugh


as for KMCWannaBe- I think if your telling the truth then the saying "Beggars cant be choosers" applies to you

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell

why do people like you use up our air supply?

Originally posted by silver_tears
why do people like you use up our air supply?
Need for attention, obviously.

u know i just thought about it if u guys hate kmc so much y u study posting on his threads about how anoying he is just to start something right

Originally posted by DarkC
Need for attention, obviously.

Nope, just a way of passing time

I like it how he says he doesnt care what people say or think about him, and that this is just an internet forum. People who say this are usually the ones who make 4 or 5 socks after getting banned. Yep, you sure dont care that much do ya?

KMCKarma...the next 40-year-old Virgin.

Originally posted by silver_tears
why do people like you use up our air supply?

Quite agree, he's a dumbass.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Nope, just a way of passing time
Bullshit, or you'd be in one thread, not a dozen.

Bragging on the internet ftl.

Originally posted by DarkC
Bullshit, or you'd be in one thread, not a dozen.

Why is that?

Originally posted by silver_tears
why do people like you use up our air supply?

i'd agree...

but reading his posts are amusing to me.

so y do u guys keep posting on he's and u supposly hate him so much u guys just want to keep saying stuff to make someone miserble or to keep starting shit or it's just fun or ur trying to be a ass

KMCdude fails at life.

failplz

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
i'd agree...

but reading his posts are amusing to me.

Ofcourse they are..............Notice how many reply's this thread is getting,just from mostly nerds who are jealous cause I get pussy

Yeah, I HIGHLY doubt anyone here is jealous of you.

i still don't believe u get pussy think they like starting shit i thoughy kmcdude was anoying but certain people here say he hasn't got pussy but u haven't got pussy ur self

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, I HIGHLY doubt anyone here is jealous of you.

Either way, There is something about me people like

I confess I am jealous I am not an ignorant jerkass attention whore

Originally posted by stuey
i still don't believe u get pussy think they like starting shit i thoughy kmcdude was anoying but certain people here say he hasn't got pussy but u haven't got pussy ur self



Say what?

Originally posted by stuey
i still don't believe u get pussy think they like starting shit i thoughy kmcdude was anoying but certain people here say he hasn't got pussy but u haven't got pussy ur self

n00b

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Either way, There is something about me people like

Rather, we like to point out how stupid attention whores look.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Either way, There is something about me people like

uhhmm...i dunno if it's just me but..it looks like most people hate you rather than like you...

what r u jelous of

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Either way, There is something about me people like
Which almost no people see.

Originally posted by Lana
n00b



Rather, we like to point out how stupid attention whores look.

How do I look stupid? You guy's dont know me personally and most of you probably never will, I will come on here and be Humpback the pink talking attention whale for all I care

In real life Lana, you would probably at least be able to STAND me But on a off topic forum, our personality's crash simply because I take the forum in a totally different angle then you do

I honestly think you are a very smart and strong willed person but feel sometimes you are a bit scared of failure and you like to come first but over all you are a nice person.Thats how I see you in real life

My Internet personality KmcKarma on the other hand thinks different

Sorry that I don't feel the need to start endless pointless retarded threads.

You are an attention whore and annoying as hell, plain and simple.

Honestly, I DON'T think I'd be able to stand you in real life because you are simply way too immature and childish. I am not a child, why would I want to talk to someone who is my own age yet acts like he has the mind of a preschooler?

Originally posted by KmcKarma
have got since I got a life and not hanging on here like a bad smell
uh yeah...me too

Originally posted by Lana
Sorry that I don't feel the need to start endless pointless retarded threads.

You are an attention whore and annoying as hell, plain and simple.

Honestly, I DON'T think I'd be able to stand you in real life because you are simply way too immature and childish. I am not a child, why would I want to talk to someone who is my own age yet acts like he has the mind of a preschooler?

Hold that word and think about it. ACTS like he has the mind of a preschooler

Sometimes I honestly feel I am one of the most intelligent people on here

And I highly doubt it.

I'll spell it out plain and simple: I do not like idiots.

Originally posted by Lana
And I highly doubt it.

I'll spell it out plain and simple: I do not like idiots.


What if they are hot?

Originally posted by KmcKarma
In real life Lana, you would probably at least be able to STAND me But on a off topic forum, our personality's crash simply because I take the forum in a totally different angle then you do

Boy, I'll say you take this forum in a totally different angle than Lana does, and nearly the rest of KMC(who are mostly more respectable members).

You consider it entertainment to make threads on a public forum to attract attention to yourself(which has in fact been more negative than not). You revel in the negativity that is tossed your way. To put it more simple: You simply do not care how many people hate you. At all.

Which means your ego has swollen drastically, grown to the bursting point where critism simply bounces off of you.

Either that, or you're putting up a brave front.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
My Internet personality KmcKarma on the other hand thinks different

So your internet personality and your real life personality are different?

Basically one's just a bigger moron than the other I guess? How charming.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What if they are hot?

Doesn't matter. I'm not as shallow as some people, and I don't care if the person is drop-dead gorgeous, if they're an idiot I won't be able to tolerate them.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What if they are hot?
Lana is not that weak-minded, kmcdude.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
So your internet personality and your real life personality are different?

Basically one's just a bigger moron than the other I guess? How charming.

Originally posted by DarkC
Boy, I'll say you take this forum in a totally different angle than Lana does, and nearly the rest of KMC(who are mostly more respectable members).

You consider it entertainment to make threads on a public forum to attract attention to yourself(which has in fact been more negative than not). You revel in the negativity that is tossed your way. To put it more simple: You simply do not care how many people hate you. At all.

Which means your ego has swollen drastically, grown to the bursting point where critism simply bounces off of you.

Either that, or you're putting up a brave front.


Nice.

Yeah, you gotta have skin like leather my boy

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Nice.

Yeah, you gotta have skin like leather my boy

Or in your case a brain like a walnut.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Nice.

Yeah, you gotta have skin like leather my boy Originally posted by KharmaDog
Or in your case a brain like a walnut.


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/fbd9d773.jpg

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What if they are hot?
it really shouldn't make a difference how someone looks. if they're idiots, they're idiots!

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Nice.

Yeah, you gotta have skin like leather my boy
I was accurate then. No suprise, really.

So, you're arrogant to the point where you think that everyone else here are nerds, and you're a godlike prescence.


Time for a reality check, kmcdude. The world does not revolve around you.

Originally posted by KmcKarma
What if they are hot?

its people like you who spread STDS and make it so we need to control the pet population

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/fbd9d773.jpg


Not reallyconfused

Originally posted by KmcKarma
Not reallyconfused actually, yes, that was complete ownage