Reasons Santa's A Peadophile

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[*]He emptys his big sack on children
[*]He creeps into their houses
[*]He makes them sit on his lap
[*]He hides all year
[*]He gives a big "present" to children
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Anymore?

6. He takes dirty pictures of children and shows the elves...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
6. He takes dirty pictures of children and shows the elves...

that bastard.

Originally posted by Bloigen

[*]He makes them sit on his lap

Ever seen The Woodsman? ....the scene in the park with the little girl...it's so sad...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
6. He takes dirty pictures of children and shows the elves...

He said I would get more presents if i did it. cry

Originally posted by Fianna
Ever seen The Woodsman? ....the scene in the park with the little girl...it's so sad...

What happens?

This thread reminds me of work a couple weeks back. They play the annoying Christmas music 24/7 there and me and a coworker were talking and then "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" came on...

"He sees you when you're sleeping..."

Me: (In child voice) "Mommy, is Santa a pedophile?"

Anthony: "😂"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
This thread reminds me of work a couple weeks back. They play the annoying Christmas music 24/7 there and me and a coworker were talking and then "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" came on...

"He sees you when you're sleeping..."

Me: (In child voice) "Mommy, is Santa a pedophile?"

Anthony: "😂"

Why am I not surprised 😆

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
This thread reminds me of work a couple weeks back. They play the annoying Christmas music 24/7 there and me and a coworker were talking and then "Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" came on...

"He sees you when you're sleeping..."

Me: (In child voice) "Mommy, is Santa a pedophile?"

Anthony: "😂"

Be even funnier if an actual kid had said it then shot his mum with a shotgun.

No one gets coal anymore because the people who do get kidnapped by the elves and sent to the north pole where they spend the rest of their lives making diamonds for santa and his soon to be reign over the wooooooooooooooooorld!!!!!!! >.<

Originally posted by Vathu
No one gets coal anymore because the people who do get kidnapped by the elves and sent to the north pole where they spend the rest of their lives making diamonds for santa and his soon to be reign over the wooooooooooooooooorld!!!!!!! >.<

7. He has a list of all the "naughty kids".

Originally posted by Lana
Why am I not surprised 😆

*shrugs*

That conversation was followed by another...when "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" came on.

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night"

Me: (child voice) "Daddy, I saw mommy kissing Santa last night." -- Me: (adult voice) "Sharon, who was the guy you hired to play Santa last night?"

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*shrugs*

That conversation was followed by another...when "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" came on.

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night"

Me: (child voice) "Daddy, I saw mommy kissing Santa last night." -- Me: (adult voice) "Sharon, who was the guy you hired to play Santa last night?"

Heard that one before.

Not the Sharon part...I made that joke up on the spot. Though I'm sure it's been done before many times.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Not the Sharon part...I made that joke up on the spot. Though I'm sure it's been done before many times.

I think I heard that Rodney Dangerfield say it.

*You better watch out* *You better play nice* * You better not cry and I am telling you why* *Santa coming to town* ALL this sounds so wrong. Big fat man giving you things to play with.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX

🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣

Originally posted by Bloigen
7. He has a list of all the "naughty kids".

8. His motto "Hoe hoe hoe"
9. He looks like Big Ears (Noddy's "friend"😉

Originally posted by xyz jedi
hystericalhysterical2OMG that's so funny.

8. His motto "Hoe hoe hoe"
9. He looks like Big Ears (Noddy's "friend"😉

That doesn't make sense.