Chat with Santa

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Revernd Maynard
Well there are only 2 more days untill my big night, so...i need to know if you guys have anything special to tell me about what i should do or how i should do things...

okay? good

Ronny
**** YOU.

Commando Queen
*sits on santas lap* I'v Been a Good Girl *bats eyelashes*

Bloigen
HAHA! YOU AREN'T REAL!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ronny
**** YOU. cry

Ronny
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
cry You never got me anything I wanted cry *yanks your beard*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ronny
You never got me anything I wanted cry *yanks your beard* Ohhh i'll get you something....REALLY special..this year shifty

Ronny
I dont like fat men schmoll

Bloigen
PERVERT!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ronny
I dont like fat men schmoll santas been slimming down...

but anywho..you'll be missing out baby disgust wink

Darth_Amidala
I've been really naughty this year santa, don't come to my house shifty

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I've been really naughty this year santa, don't come to my house shifty okay no expression

Ronny
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
santas been slimming down...

but anywho..you'll be missing out baby disgust wink icon5 GASP.. But what would Mrs Claus say?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ronny
icon5 GASP.. But what would Mrs Claus say? Mrs. Claus is the myth....i'm real baby

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
HAHA! YOU AREN'T REAL! yes i am no expression

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yes i am no expression

Really? Ok then.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Really? Ok then. yep no expression

WindDancer
I'm too big to sit on Santa's lap.

So just to let you know. I left you the cookies and milk on top of the kitchen table.

Help yourself Jolly St. Nick.

Bloigen
I left a shot of vodka and chocolate liquers.

WindDancer
^You wanna have a drunken fat old man in the house?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by WindDancer
I'm too big to sit on Santa's lap.

So just to let you know. I left you the cookies and milk on top of the kitchen table.

Help yourself Jolly St. Nick. thanks a bunch *checks on nice list*Originally posted by Bloigen
I left a shot of vodka and chocolate liquers. Originally posted by WindDancer
^You wanna have a drunken fat old man in the house? droolio

Bloigen
Originally posted by WindDancer
^You wanna have a drunken fat old man in the house?

The plan is, I get him drunk, kill him, steal the presents, become king of earth.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
The plan is, I get him drunk, kill him, steal the presents, become king of earth. *notes list: Dont come to his house*

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*notes list: Dont come to his house*

*steals notes*
HAH! What are you going to do now? Eh?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
*steals notes*
HAH! What are you going to do now? Eh? *writes on hand*

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*writes on hand*

Damn. Always one step ahead.
*thinks*

AHA!
*steals pen*
HAH! What are you going to do now! Eh?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Damn. Always one step ahead.
*thinks*

AHA!
*steals pen*
HAH! What are you going to do now! Eh? *makes another pen* i'm magic roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bloigen
Damnit!

*thinks*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Damnit!

*thinks* evillaugh

Bloigen
*sees advert on TV*

*Calls 1800-Gandalf*

Hey Gandalf,
Do me a favour and take Santas magic away
*Gandalf talks*
Ok, cut that shit, just do it.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, Okay.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, is that the magic gone?
*Gandalf talks*
Thanks.
*Gandalf talks*
C ya!


HAH!
What are you going to do now?Eh?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
*sees advert on TV*

*Calls 1800-Gandalf*

Hey Gandalf,
Do me a favour and take Santas magic away
*Gandalf talks*
Ok, cut that shit, just do it.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, Okay.
*Gandalf talks*
Okay, is that the magic gone?
*Gandalf talks*
Thanks.
*Gandalf talks*
C ya!


HAH!
What are you going to do now?Eh? Makes a call

Yeah gandolf....you give me my powers back before i smack you and make you my elf

uh..huh...

uh huh......

good good...

okay later

Bloigen
*damn*
thinks

*wait a minute, how come things I say are now in the asterisk field?*
thinks
*AHHHHH!*

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
*damn*
thinks

*wait a minute, how come things I say are now in the asterisk field?*
thinks
*AHHHHH!* blink

Princess-Puppy~
Santa do you like chocolate chip cookies?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa do you like chocolate chip cookies? i do yes

Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do yes here.

darthvader_fan
santa can i have a Xbox360 for christmas

and for princess puppy to like me

Princess-Puppy~
Santa can I have a rein deer? And a ring!?

darthvader_fan
i want a car

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by darthvader_fan
santa can i have a Xbox360 for christmas

and for princess puppy to like me Originally posted by darthvader_fan
i want a car Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa can I have a rein deer? And a ring!? Ho ho ho...one at a time....Princess..you're first naughty

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Well there are only 2 more days untill my big night, so...i need to know if you guys have anything special to tell me about what i should do or how i should do things...

okay? good

All I need is a warm pizza, a woman, some beer, and a duck billed platypus. Please. no expression

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
All I need is a warm pizza, a woman, some beer, and a duck billed platypus. Please. no expression *snaps fingers* thats good

you live at 1234 baker st. right? because i hope i did it right because i can only do it once

Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*snaps fingers* thats good

you live at 1234 baker st. right? because i hope i did it right because i can only do it once

Wow Santa! You really are for real! eek! Thanks, Santa! happy The platypus says hello. smile

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Wow Santa! You really are for real! eek! Thanks, Santa! happy The platypus says hello. smile w00t

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