Darth_Erebus
Do you like watching TV newscasts? Or do you find them tedious and boring? I have a few suggestions to make the news more interesting.
TV News anchors should be more like professional athletes.
They should do steroids and deny it.
They should rape college coeds then claim the sex was consensual.
They should get paid millions and complain about it. Afterall, no one can expect to feed a family on $14 million a year.
They should bet on the outcome of their own news stories before they air. Then they could write a book about it. Then they could write another book saying how the first book was all a lie.
When all that fails to boost ratings they could murder their ex significant other and their ex significant other's current beau then try to flee the country with a large amount of cash and a gun to their head. When it doesn't work they can deny responsibility and cry racism.
Finally, when they don't get their way, they can all go on strike with the attitude "It's all about us and our million dollar salaries, to hell with the audience".
now don't you think that would make the Media more interesting.
TV News anchors should be more like professional athletes.
They should do steroids and deny it.
They should rape college coeds then claim the sex was consensual.
They should get paid millions and complain about it. Afterall, no one can expect to feed a family on $14 million a year.
They should bet on the outcome of their own news stories before they air. Then they could write a book about it. Then they could write another book saying how the first book was all a lie.
When all that fails to boost ratings they could murder their ex significant other and their ex significant other's current beau then try to flee the country with a large amount of cash and a gun to their head. When it doesn't work they can deny responsibility and cry racism.
Finally, when they don't get their way, they can all go on strike with the attitude "It's all about us and our million dollar salaries, to hell with the audience".
now don't you think that would make the Media more interesting.