Whelp, tonight is my big night

Its Christmas eve today, and you know what that means...i have to make a round the world trip to every single household and visit them to give them presents, then i get to eat cookies tonight also..

So look out....i'm coming down you Chiminy tonight ✅

-🎅

I'll be waiting. And when you come... rifle

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I'll be waiting. And when you come... rifle

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*cough*bulletproof Vest and helmet and magic so you cant touch me *cough*

Does that mean you're Asian? 😕

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Does that mean you're Asian? 😕

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
🙄 😐

I understand.

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
I understand.

Soooooooo Santa what do you do, when alll those nice girls wait for you and then decide to be naughty??

Originally posted by fini
Soooooooo Santa what do you do, when alll those nice girls wait for you and then decide to be naughty??

*has baked cookies* check! *has christmas tree* check! *has everything clean* and check!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Good, because you're not getting anything for christmas but a big lump of coal 😛

The new slogan should be...

"If you're naughty this year, I'll give you negative feedback on eBay."

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The new slogan should be...

"If you're naughty this year, I'll give you negative feedback on eBay."

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The new slogan should be...

"If you're naughty this year, I'll give you negative feedback on eBay."

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😆 yeah

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Santa can I get a bell for christmas?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yeah ✅

lookin at the title, i thought u were gonna lose ur virginity or sumthin

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Its Christmas eve today, and you know what that means...i have to make a round the world trip to every single household and visit them to give them presents, then i get to eat cookies tonight also..

So look out....i'm coming down you Chiminy tonight ✅

-🎅

i kinda thought it was our big night u know cause u were sick and then i got all dressed up and stuff............... 🙁

But didn't gandalf remove Santa's magic.

Originally posted by Bloigen
But didn't gandalf remove Santa's magic.

i brought it back