the ambsolute BEST sex uve ever had

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leonheartmm
self explanatory

Bloigen
The spellchecker isn't there to look nice you know.

amity75
I'm not gonna broadcast the best sex I've ever had just so teenage guys can jerk off over it. Go and get sex for yourself on your own instead of perving over other peoples sex lives.

General Envy
Originally posted by leonheartmm
self explanatory

You remind of PimpMaster.

leonheartmm
Originally posted by amity75
I'm not gonna broadcast the best sex I've ever had just so teenage guys can jerk off over it. Go and get sex for yourself on your own instead of perving over other peoples sex lives.


lay of em beers a lil. i dont wanna jerk of to any1's stories let alone URS. just created a fun thread, u dont like it, then dont post in it.

leonheartmm
n HEY, im not a perv,

General Envy
Originally posted by leonheartmm
lay of em beers a lil. i dont wanna jerk of to any1's stories let alone URS. just created a fun thread, u dont like it, then dont post in it.

This isn't a fun thread. And your grammer is hurting my eye.

leonheartmm
my grammer?

Isredel
You posted this twice.

leonheartmm
yea i did, cause i messed up the spellings in the title of this one.

General Envy
Originally posted by leonheartmm
my grammer?

Sorry I forgot how to spell it. BTW This thread sucks.

Isredel
Originally posted by General Envy
Sorry I forgot how to spell it. BTW This thread sucks.

I'll make it suck even more by doing this.

a1hsauce
it was that night, with that one girl, on that bed, with those candles, and those ice cubes, and those strawberries, and her mom shifty

leonheartmm
wat the hell happened to the normal layed back members of kmc

Isredel
It turned to the Grammer nazis of KMC.

General Envy
Originally posted by leonheartmm
wat the hell happened to the normal layed back members of kmc


Notin. Its just this stupid thread, bad grammer, and you made this thread twice.

a1hsauce
its the holidays peeps are stressed out..Fuggedaboudit eek!

Snoopbert
He made it twice!? :Wtf:

Get out.

leonheartmm
i made it twice cause i got the spellins wrong in the title of this one

General Envy
Originally posted by leonheartmm
i made it twice cause i got the spellins wrong in the title of this one

You suck, theres an edit button.

Captain REX
You know what's funny? Grammer is actually spelled Grammar. stick out tongue

Yeah, the laid-back-ness of KMC kinda died, Leon.

DanZeke25
Originally posted by leonheartmm
i made it twice cause i got the spellins wrong in the title of this one

.. and yet you still spelled it the same way. Wow you're retarded.

General Envy
Originally posted by Captain REX
You know what's funny? Grammer is actually spelled Grammar. stick out tongue

Yeah, the laid-back-ness of KMC kinda died, Leon.

Grammar! Now I remember. I say Grammer cause thats how my teacher and I pronounce it.

Isredel
Originally posted by leonheartmm
i made it twice cause i got the spellins wrong in the title of this one

You are arrested for Syntax homocide. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used aginst you in court. You may speak to a lawyer. If you can't afford a lawyer then we will provide a crappy one for you.

General Envy
Originally posted by Isredel
You are arrested for Syntax homocide. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used aginst you in court. You may speak to your lawyer. If you can't afford a lawyer then we will provide a crappy one for you.

I'm beginning to like this dude.

leonheartmm
Originally posted by DanZeke25
.. and yet you still spelled it the same way. Wow you're retarded.


spelled it the same way? errrr what r u talkin about, THIS is the old one with the mistake, the other one is out there sumwhere

General Envy
the absolute BEST sex uve ever had
....

Its "The absolute BEST sex you've ever had"

Isredel
Originally posted by leonheartmm
spelled it the same way? errrr what r u talkin about, THIS is the old one with the mistake, the other one is out there sumwhere

Now you're going in for possession of crack.

General Envy
Originally posted by Isredel
Now you're going in for possession of crack.

*Looks around with flashlight* Holy crap he has 5 pounds of Crack!

leonheartmm
wat the heck r u talkin about?

Isredel
Originally posted by leonheartmm
spelled it the same way? errrr what r u talkin about, THIS is the old one with the mistake, the other one is out there sumwhere

You're going straight to jail son. You'll be in death row for 10 to 20 years. For possession of crack and Syntax homocide

leonheartmm
im not in a mood for playin around right now, so i cant get in on the absolute hillarity of the above statement

Isredel
Originally posted by leonheartmm
im not in a mood for playin around right now, so i cant get in on the absolute hillarity of the above statement

You're still killing words.

General Envy
Originally posted by Isredel
You're going straight to jail son. You'll be in death row for 10 to 20 years. For possession of crack and Syntax homocide

Officer Isredel, check this out! A dead man! I examined and found out he died from from leonheart's horrible grammar! He must be arrested for syntax homicide, a human homicide, and possession of 5 pound Crack!

Ladyluck
laughing

This thread makes me laugh. laughing out loud

General Envy
Originally posted by Ladyluck
laughing

This thread makes me laugh. laughing out loud


Move KMCKharma, Isredel is in the spotlight now!

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by leonheartmm
lay of em beers a lil. i dont wanna jerk of to any1's stories let alone URS. just created a fun thread, u dont like it, then dont post in it.
Originally posted by leonheartmm
i made it twice cause i got the spellins wrong in the title of this one

hysterical2

You are dumb.

laughing

Ladyluck
Originally posted by General Envy
Move KMCKharma, Isredel is in the spotlight now!

That wasn't a compliment. no expression

Isredel
Originally posted by leonheartmm
im not in a mood for playin around right now, so i cant get in on the absolute hillarity of the above statement

Do you want to make it Syntax Genocide now?

Impediment
Ooooooohhhh Jesus, No!!! Not THAT!!!! stick out tongue

Bushwacker
...this one time....at band camp....

Isredel
Are you in Incredible Pope?


(POPE BLESS)

Fallen Jedi
what's sex? confused

Snoopbert
Snoopbert's Translation Service, providing quality translation of Syntax, Grammar, and Spelling Error's into coherent, readable posts for exactly ten minutes!

Originally posted by leonheartmm
lay of em beers a lil. i dont wanna jerk of to any1's stories let alone URS. just created a fun thread, u dont like it, then dont post in it.

Lay off of them beer's a little. I don't want to jerk off to anyone's stories let alone your's. Just created a fun thread (You're an idiot -Snoopbert), you don't like it, then don't post in it.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
n HEY, im not a perv,

And hey, I'm not a pervert! (Maybe, but you're weird -Snoopbert)

Originally posted by leonheartmm
my grammer?

My grammar?

Originally posted by leonheartmm
wat the hell happened to the normal layed back members of kmc

What the hell happened to the normal laid back members of KMC!? (Self-Explanatory)


Originally posted by leonheartmm
yea i did, cause i messed up the spellings in the title of this one.

Yes I did, because I messed up the spelling in the title of this one.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
spelled it the same way? errrr what r u talkin about, THIS is the old one with the mistake, the other one is out there sumwhere

Spelled it the same way? Err... what are you talking about, this is the old one with the mistake, the other one is out there somewhere.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
wat the heck r u talkin about?

What the heck are you talking about?

Originally posted by leonheartmm
im not in a mood for playin around right now, so i cant get in on the absolute hillarity of the above statement

I'm not in the mood for playing around right now, so I can't get in on the absolute hilarity of the above statement.

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's sex? confused I'll teach you if you want wink

JesuseyGoodness
Best sex ever huh?


Well, there was this one time, at band camp.....

Demarest
What a shit thread.

The guy who probably made it is jerking off to the stories he hears

Bloigen
youpi

Bloigen
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's sex? confused

No idea.


youpi

Takiko_4ever
What are you doing to Jesus!?!?!?*o*

Takiko_4ever
Originally posted by Impediment
Ooooooohhhh Jesus, No!!! Not THAT!!!! stick out tongue


What are you doing to Jesus!?!?!?*o*

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by leonheartmm
self explanatory
last night. big grin

TwisterGameX
Another one of these threads roll eyes (sarcastic) Why don't you guys have an Official Sex thread or it's own forum. God knows how this thread is still open.

Rogue Jedi
hmmm....someone aint getting any....

leonheartmm
snoopbert either ur on a really long dry spell or uve got a bamboo stuck up ur ass, either way u shudnt take it out on the wrest of us.

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hmmm....someone aint getting any....


laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Snoopbert
I'll teach you if you want wink
laughing laughing oh man, thats good!!! she'll laugh her ass off at this one!!!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud teach her how to do what? what you gonna teach her? how to pop a zit? laughing laughing

fruits
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's sex? confused
i think it's like, a soft drink or something along those lines

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what's sex? confused
its what we did last night, remember? remember me begging for mercy? eek!

K.Diddy
My best was last summer holidays at the beach with my Ex, I gave it to her hardcore happy

TwisterGameX
I love the Mod system.

fruits
i think u were the first person to actually answer the question. hellz yeah for you

Rogue Jedi
hardcore. gotta love that!!!

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hardcore. gotta love that!!!

With the pushing into walls, falling down the stairs and on glass while still doing it.

Rogue Jedi
ohhh.......stop that, now.

TwisterGameX
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ohhh.......stop that, now.


Thought thats how you roll...

Rogue Jedi
i do, but FJ is at work now. cant do anything til i get home to her!!!

Leo.M
Originally posted by TwisterGameX
With the pushing into walls, falling down the stairs and on glass while still doing it.

i like that yes

Rogue Jedi
dont cut yourself.

Leo.M
I'll try not too laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
*sees lots and lots of blood*

Leo.M
Oh Sh!t scared *puts loads of bandages on* oh well, it was worth it smoke

Council#13
Originally posted by Bloigen
The spellchecker isn't there to look nice you know.

laughing im gonna say that the next time someone really mis-spells something

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
laughing laughing oh man, thats good!!! she'll laugh her ass off at this one!!!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud teach her how to do what? what you gonna teach her? how to pop a zit? laughing laughing Calm down kiddo, I was obviously joking.

EDIT: I'm also an Acne-free Teenager. Go me.

Captain REX
Originally posted by JesuseyGoodness
Best sex ever huh?


Well, there was this one time, at band camp.....

You know, **** stereotyping. no expression

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Captain REX
You know, **** stereotyping. no expression Thank the creator's of American Pie.

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