Dark Urizen!
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Mišt
What have you done with Wickerman you dirty rat bastard disgust
Tha C-Master
He's at my house right now!

Mišt
Like no way!

Tha C-Master
Way! Let me get him on the comp!

Mišt
Party at C Masters house rock
Tha C-Master
We're cleaning up now... its 6am here... wick was on the couch!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
What have you done with Wickerman you dirty rat bastard disgust
I ate him
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Don't mess with Dark Urizen

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
We're cleaning up now... its 6am here... wick was on the couch!
Butt nekkid

Mišt
scared
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Butt nekkid
Yes...we all know you like the...
pillows

Dark Urizen
Yes......the pillows.............
C-master's making me.............comfy droolio
Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Butt nekkid

I'm off to bed man... waiting...

Mišt
What kind of party was this?hmm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm off to bed man... waiting...
Pffffffttttt..........all that going to the gym was for nothing

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
What kind of party was this?hmm
A DARK GOD's party
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All lost souls invited

Dark Urizen
I love this pic
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Mišt
Where was my invitation you skanky ho?diva
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Where was my invitation you skanky ho?diva
think dammit think...
. o O (lost in the mail)
. o O (forgot to send it)
. o O (wrote the address wrong)
A DINGO ATE IT
those evil dingos...
Mišt
Those sonsofbitches disgust
A dingo ate my invite! scared
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Those sonsofbitches disgust
A dingo ate my invite! scared
yes

And then a camel ate the dingo cry
Cause australian camels eat............dingos............

................
Mišt
Yeah I once ate a baby and blamed it on a dingo.....luckily they never found out whistling
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Yeah I once ate a baby and blamed it on a dingo.....luckily they never found out whistling
Anything goes in Australia

Dark Urizen
The Anti-pope eats babies too droolio
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Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
FEAR THE ANTI-POPE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tha C-Master
I'm back from my.... sleep.

Mišt
Was it...enjoyable?

Tha C-Master
hmmm...

Dark Urizen
Teh Shexxah droolio
Fianna
Wickerman is gone? weep
Princess-Puppy~
Wickerman?
Fianna
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Wickerman? jawdrop
You don't know Wick?
Probably because he disappeared.... disgust
Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Fianna
jawdrop
You don't know Wick?
Probably because he disappeared.... disgust How did he dissapear? I don't know Wickerman but I'll get flowers if he's dead.

Fianna
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
How did he dissapear? I don't know Wickerman but I'll get flowers if he's dead.

Uhhh....Wick is Dark Urizen...as far as I know, he's alive and kicking...apparently on C's couch...
Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Fianna
Uhhh....Wick is Dark Urizen...as far as I know, he's alive and kicking...apparently on C's couch... Oh! But where is he?

Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman?
Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman? Who the f.uck are you more like. You've been here, what..two seconds?
Demarest
Originally posted by Fianna
Who the f.uck are you more like.
i'm a person, you know a human
Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
i'm a person, you know a human Good answer

...I'm horrified I wasted seconds of my life reading and replying to it....
Demarest
it's a joke, seems you didn't get it. never mind. my name is kevin, i'm new here
Impediment
Originally posted by Demarest
i'm a person, you know a human
I doubt it. You talk to other humans like they were animals. I'd more likely call you a Poser who doesnt have the faintest idead about what a "G" is. If you were a "G", you'd be somewhere else instead of in here with us KMC'ers.
Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
it's a joke, seems you didn't get it. never mind. my name is kevin, i'm new here Okay..seems you have a lot to learn then...
Demarest
yeah, but being cool. who is wickerman anyways? please tell me
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Wickerman is gone? weep
Yes he is
Originally posted by Fianna
jawdrop
You don't know Wick?
Probably because he disappeared.... disgust
Any guy who'd disappear on you is a bastard baby

Demarest
dude, you are the bomb
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman?
I am he. Now that you know thy better, who might you be?

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I am he. Now that you know thy better, who might you be?

I'm everyone's favorite black guy... Tha C-Master... pleased to meet you.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm everyone's favorite black guy... Tha C-Master... pleased to meet you.
Less talking, more foot massaging

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yes he is
Any guy who'd disappear on you is a bastard baby
cry ....but I liked him...

....I know...that bastard...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
cry ....but I liked him...

....I know...that bastard...
So how you been babelicious?
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So how you been babelicious? I've been babelicious, love
How about you? ...is your job going okay?
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I've been babelicious, love
How about you? ...is your job going okay?
droolio
Tired. Been partying quite a lot during these past few days. Actually met someone special, but can't seem to get ahold of her dammit
The job's great. I got three wedding proposals last week.
I'm serious

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
droolio
Tired. Been partying quite a lot during these past few days. Actually met someone special, but can't seem to get ahold of her dammit
The job's great. I got three wedding proposals last week.
I'm serious
Lucky you....I have zero social life...
As long as you keep trying...if she's special it'll be worth it

..really? ...popular guy....

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Lucky you....I have zero social life...
As long as you keep trying...if she's special it'll be worth it

..really? ...popular guy....
Just taking advantage of the holliday season
Dunno, i'll keep trying, but i doubt anything will come of it.
One was from a 15 year old, and two were from 17 year olds

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Just taking advantage of the holliday season
Dunno, i'll keep trying, but i doubt anything will come of it.
One was from a 15 year old, and two were from 17 year olds
Sounds a very good plan
That's a shame

those crazy 17 year olds leftright ......well at least it's something... ...more than I've ever got

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Less talking, more foot massaging

My turn now...
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Sounds a very good plan
That's a shame

those crazy 17 year olds leftright ......well at least it's something... ...more than I've ever got

yes

i know
I'd do it, but then you'd say "yes" and i'd have to move to England and i'd probably kill myself after............2 weeks or so

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
My turn now...
*takes out a flail*
okay

Tha C-Master
Is it a... magic flail?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Is it a... magic flail?
It's the Flail of Ages
(BG geek joke)

Tha C-Master
+5

Magic_attack
You two need help.
What up Wick... I mean Dark Urizen. How ya been?
Tha C-Master
Yea I'm waiting on wick to hook me up with the help I need... but he won't be on for awhile...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
You two need help.
What up Wick... I mean Dark Urizen. How ya been?
I....don't know what you're talking about
Been cool. Got a bigass headache, but i'm pretty much fine

Tha C-Master
Funny thing is I used to have headaches all the damned time, but I never seem to get them anymore... no matter what I do...
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Funny thing is I used to have headaches all the damned time, but I never seem to get them anymore... no matter what I do...
You got mail foo'

Tha C-Master
I hope its arrived... I can't sit still....

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen

yes

i know
I'd do it, but then you'd say "yes" and i'd have to move to England and i'd probably kill myself after............2 weeks or so
Yeah....that could a problem..except once you'd died...I'd inherit everything of yours

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I hope its arrived... I can't sit still....
Should've reached you by now

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Yeah....that could a problem..except once you'd died...I'd inherit everything of yours
But i'd give it all up before i came over, because as the song goes "All you need is love"
and boobs

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But i'd give it all up before i came over, because as the song goes "All you need is love"
and boobs

Hmmmm...seems that I have another engagement to reply to...leftright
And bugger the song.....all you need is love, many clothes, a large supply of graphic novels and an unlimted over-draft on your credit card.....and maybe a mansion and some horses..possibly...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Hmmmm...seems that I have another engagement to reply to...leftright
And bugger the song.....all you need is love, many clothes, a large supply of graphic novels and an unlimted over-draft on your credit card.....and maybe a mansion and some horses..possibly...
And boobs. Can't forget bout the boobs droolio
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
And boobs. Can't forget bout the boobs droolio I don't need boobs...no2 ..I already have them..

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I don't need boobs...no2 ..I already have them..
I don't
Can i "borrow" yours? naughty
Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Should've reached you by now

It did, like right after I posted that...

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I don't
Can i "borrow" yours? naughty
They might look a bit strange on you....but sure eyes
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
It did, like right after I posted that...
I....knew that

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
They might look a bit strange on you....but sure eyes
How bout while they're still attached to you? flirt
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
How bout while they're still attached to you? flirt Of course, anytime flirt1....as long as I get to 'borrow' your chest winkiss
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Of course, anytime flirt1....as long as I get to 'borrow' your chest winkiss
My chest?
I was thinking something more along the.....southern ley-lines

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
My chest?
I was thinking something more along the.....southern ley-lines
Yes...guy chest's are hot droolio
Well....there is that....also very agreeable...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Yes...guy chest's are hot droolio
Well....there is that....also very agreeable...
Fi wants my man-boobs!!!!!

*rubs manboobs* droolio
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Fi wants my man-boobs!!!!!

*rubs manboobs* droolio Actually....I changed my mind now.... lookaround
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Actually....I changed my mind now.... lookaround
But i got honey and custard on them now

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But i got honey and custard on them now

Okay...well..I'll just lick that off and then I'll go....wouldn't want that custard to go to waste now would we...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Okay...well..I'll just lick that off and then I'll go....wouldn't want that custard to go to waste now would we...
I think i'm in Heaven cry
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I think i'm in Heaven cry Enjoy...because it will never happen again..

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Enjoy...because it will never happen again..
You're so mean

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You're so mean

Only to those I love

Syren
Fianna!!
*is slightly disturbed*
Fianna
Originally posted by Syren
Fianna!!
*is slightly disturbed*

..by little ol' me? eyes
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Only to those I love
Ignore Sy. She's just jealous she's not hawtalicious like me schmoll
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ignore Sy. She's just jealous she's not hawtalicious like me schmoll I'd be jelaous too, if I wasn't more sexmalicious than all of you put together...

Syren
*snort*
Get over yourselves diva
Magic_attack
*listens at door*
*hears talk of man boobs*

Syren
Hello you eyes
Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
*listens at door*
*hears talk of man boobs*

*covers Magic's ears*
..now if only there was a way to un-read something... hmm
Syren
Get one of those MIB clicky things

Dark Urizen
What you all need to do is to just get on with it and accept that none of you will ever attain my level of sexiliciousness droolio
Magic_attack
I already have.

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
*covers Magic's ears*
..now if only there was a way to un-read something... hmm
This is a side of you, I didnt know existed.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
I already have.
Alas, poor MA.....i knew him well Horatio......
why am i holding a skull?

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
What you all need to do is to just get on with it and accept that none of you will ever attain my level of sexiliciousness droolio Never....whip
Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
This is a side of you, I didnt know existed. It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright
So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me?

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Alas, poor MA.....i knew him well Horatio......
better than most. naughty
oops. Thats mine.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
Never....whip
lol
Frozen kisses
wickerman..............
Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright
So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me?
About 12.

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
About 12.

Right....that could cause us problems later on..... crytissue but for now, let's just pretend it never happend....

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
Right....that could cause us problems later on..... crytissue but for now, let's just pretend it never happend....
Thats fine by me. You don't say anything, I wont say anything.
Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Thats fine by me. You don't say anything, I wont say anything.
Good..it's a deal then...
....now....what do you think of the situation in Chechnya?
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright
So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me?
That's it love, walk INTO the light
You've finally come to your senses.....now.....take off that britpop t-shirt and get with the program!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
better than most. naughty
oops. Thats mine.
icon5
eep!
*straightens voice*
I mean........i'm not scared......

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Frozen kisses
wickerman..............
Yes........do i know you? eyes
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That's it love, walk INTO the light
You've finally come to your senses.....now.....take off that britpop t-shirt and get with the program!
*trips over* the light was too bright cry...that's not what you meant?
Okay okay....*takes off top* ....hey!!

....that's taking advantage of my submissive nature....schmoll
Magic_attack
Fianna took her shirt off?
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Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Fianna took her shirt off?
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2608/faint2uu.gif Errrr...possibly..lookaround
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
*trips over* the light was too bright cry...that's not what you meant?
Okay okay....*takes off top* ....hey!!

....that's taking advantage of my submissive nature....schmoll
no poor girl....
LESS PSYCHOBABBLE, MORE FI-HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!!

Magic_attack
Wicker gets all the ladies....
LethalFemme
u guys post here?
Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
no poor girl....
LESS PSYCHOBABBLE, MORE FI-HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!!

Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*
Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*
*pokes head under table*
naughty need company under there?
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Wicker gets all the ladies....
No my friend, just the ones that are worth it

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u guys post here?
Yes we do. Now either worship me or i'm telling Chris

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
No my friend, just the ones that are worth it
Damn. Thats deep.
*goes and writes it down*
_Sanctuary_
Hi y'all! DU - cool signature!
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*
Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.
So come to your maste......i mean......friend here

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yes we do. Now either worship me or i'm telling Chris
okay few questions
1 tell him what?
2 why do i care?
3 u read my post dont u? lol
Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
*pokes head under table*
naughty need company under there? No thank you schmoll ....I'm fine by myself....I just need my top back cryOriginally posted by Dark Urizen
No my friend, just the ones that are worth it

Does that mean I worth it or that I'm not? hmm
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Damn. Thats deep.
*goes and writes it down*
Copyright infringement !!!!!!!!!!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Hi y'all! DU - cool signature!
Thanks

You too. Nice collage.
§P0oONY
I thought Wickerman had left KMC... guess I was wrong........... cry
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
okay few questions
1 tell him what?
2 why do i care?
3 u read my post dont u? lol
1. that you're not worshipping me.
2. Because you act like a b1tch but deep down inside you get all mushy when Chris is being sweet in the Comic book vs. forum off-topic thread.
3. maybe

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.
So come to your maste......i mean......friend here
He's got a point Fianna. Pick yourself up, you dont want to be down there with me, alone do you? Here let me give you a hand.
*extends hand*
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
No thank you schmoll ....I'm fine by myself....I just need my top back cry Does that mean I worth it or that I'm not? hmm
Baby, you're the very definition of worthy

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.
So come to your maste......i mean......friend here
I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different?

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Never heard of the guy......
Ah well... nice to see you posting again 'Wick'
wanker
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different?
Ah, but i am suave, and have a hot transylvanian accent m'dear naughty
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
1. that you're not worshipping me.
2. Because you act like a b1tch but deep down inside you get all mushy when Chris is being sweet in the Comic book vs. forum off-topic thread.
3. maybe
who cares
i do?
u do lol
Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different?
You always turn me down thats why. Its expected that I get turned down. sheesh.
Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
who cares
i do?
u do lol
oooohhhh......buuuuurrrnnn
yes you do
no i don't schmoll
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That smilie must really suffer from arthritis
I know, it's sad really. I've watched him for a few hours in the past and he just never stops... poor fellow.
Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
He's got a point Fianna. Pick yourself up, you dont want to be down there with me, alone do you? Here let me give you a hand.
*extends hand* *bites hand*
*gets to feet and brushes self down*
Thank you......*tries to walk off with dignity* diva
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oooohhhh......buuuuurrrnnn
yes you do
no i don't schmoll
no truth lol
once again i do? lol
yes u do

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Baby, you're the very definition of worthy

evillaugh ...I always kknew that I was special and would one day rule the world...Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ah, but i am suave, and have a hot transylvanian accent m'dear naughty Uh-huh....I prefer Canadian

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
evillaugh ...I always kknew that I was special and would one day rule the world... Uh-huh....I prefer Canadian
u aint the only one...............lol j/k
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