Dark Urizen!

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Mišt
What have you done with Wickerman you dirty rat bastard disgust

Tha C-Master
He's at my house right now! eek!

Mišt
Like no way! eek!

Tha C-Master
Way! Let me get him on the comp! eek!

Mišt
Party at C Masters house rock

Tha C-Master
We're cleaning up now... its 6am here... wick was on the couch! eek!

Mišt
Makes sensehmm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
What have you done with Wickerman you dirty rat bastard disgust

I ate him evil face

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Don't mess with Dark Urizen evil face

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
We're cleaning up now... its 6am here... wick was on the couch! eek!

Butt nekkid shifty

Mišt
scared

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Butt nekkid shifty


Yes...we all know you like the...


























pillowsshifty

Dark Urizen
Yes......the pillows............. shifty

C-master's making me.............comfy droolio

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Butt nekkid shifty I'm off to bed man... waiting... shifty

Mišt
What kind of party was this?hmm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm off to bed man... waiting... shifty

Pffffffttttt..........all that going to the gym was for nothing shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
What kind of party was this?hmm

A DARK GOD's party mad

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All lost souls invited shifty

Dark Urizen
I love this pic love

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Mišt
Where was my invitation you skanky ho?diva

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Where was my invitation you skanky ho?diva

think dammit think...

. o O (lost in the mail)
. o O (forgot to send it)
. o O (wrote the address wrong)

eek!

A DINGO ATE IT

those evil dingos...

Mišt
Those sonsofbitches disgust

A dingo ate my invite! scared

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Those sonsofbitches disgust

A dingo ate my invite! scared

yes sad
And then a camel ate the dingo cry

Cause australian camels eat............dingos............ shifty ................

Mišt
Yeah I once ate a baby and blamed it on a dingo.....luckily they never found out whistling

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
Yeah I once ate a baby and blamed it on a dingo.....luckily they never found out whistling

Anything goes in Australia love

Dark Urizen
The Anti-pope eats babies too droolio

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Mišt
laughing out loud

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Mi?t
laughing out loud

FEAR THE ANTI-POPE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

Mišt
shock Ok! cry

Tha C-Master
I'm back from my.... sleep. shifty

Mišt
Was it...enjoyable?shifty

Tha C-Master
hmmm... shifty

Dark Urizen
Teh Shexxah droolio

Fianna
Wickerman is gone? weep

Princess-Puppy~
Wickerman?

Fianna
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Wickerman? jawdrop


You don't know Wick?


Probably because he disappeared.... disgust

Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Fianna
jawdrop


You don't know Wick?


Probably because he disappeared.... disgust How did he dissapear? I don't know Wickerman but I'll get flowers if he's dead. sad

Fianna
Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
How did he dissapear? I don't know Wickerman but I'll get flowers if he's dead. sad Uhhh....Wick is Dark Urizen...as far as I know, he's alive and kicking...apparently on C's couch...

Princess-Puppy~
Originally posted by Fianna
Uhhh....Wick is Dark Urizen...as far as I know, he's alive and kicking...apparently on C's couch... Oh! But where is he? confused

Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman?

Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman? Who the f.uck are you more like. You've been here, what..two seconds?

Demarest
Originally posted by Fianna
Who the f.uck are you more like.

i'm a person, you know a human

Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
i'm a person, you know a human Good answer wink ...I'm horrified I wasted seconds of my life reading and replying to it....

Demarest
it's a joke, seems you didn't get it. never mind. my name is kevin, i'm new here

Impediment
Originally posted by Demarest
i'm a person, you know a human

I doubt it. You talk to other humans like they were animals. I'd more likely call you a Poser who doesnt have the faintest idead about what a "G" is. If you were a "G", you'd be somewhere else instead of in here with us KMC'ers.

Fianna
Originally posted by Demarest
it's a joke, seems you didn't get it. never mind. my name is kevin, i'm new here Okay..seems you have a lot to learn then...

Demarest
yeah, but being cool. who is wickerman anyways? please tell me

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Wickerman is gone? weep

Yes he is evil face

Originally posted by Fianna
jawdrop


You don't know Wick?


Probably because he disappeared.... disgust

Any guy who'd disappear on you is a bastard baby wink

Demarest
dude, you are the bomb

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Demarest
who the f uck is Wickerman?

I am he. Now that you know thy better, who might you be? smile

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I am he. Now that you know thy better, who might you be? smile I'm everyone's favorite black guy... Tha C-Master... pleased to meet you. big grin

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm everyone's favorite black guy... Tha C-Master... pleased to meet you. big grin

Less talking, more foot massaging mad

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yes he is evil face



Any guy who'd disappear on you is a bastard baby wink

cry ....but I liked him...



laughing out loud ....I know...that bastard... wink

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
cry ....but I liked him...



laughing out loud ....I know...that bastard... wink

sad

So how you been babelicious?

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
sad

So how you been babelicious? I've been babelicious, love wink

How about you? ...is your job going okay?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I've been babelicious, love wink

How about you? ...is your job going okay?

droolio

Tired. Been partying quite a lot during these past few days. Actually met someone special, but can't seem to get ahold of her dammit sad

The job's great. I got three wedding proposals last week.

I'm serious no expression

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
droolio

Tired. Been partying quite a lot during these past few days. Actually met someone special, but can't seem to get ahold of her dammit sad

The job's great. I got three wedding proposals last week.

I'm serious no expression

Lucky you....I have zero social life...

As long as you keep trying...if she's special it'll be worth it yes

laughing ..really? ...popular guy.... eek!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Lucky you....I have zero social life...

As long as you keep trying...if she's special it'll be worth it yes

laughing ..really? ...popular guy.... eek!

Just taking advantage of the holliday season smile

Dunno, i'll keep trying, but i doubt anything will come of it.

One was from a 15 year old, and two were from 17 year olds roll eyes (sarcastic)

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Just taking advantage of the holliday season smile

Dunno, i'll keep trying, but i doubt anything will come of it.

One was from a 15 year old, and two were from 17 year olds roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sounds a very good plan big grin

That's a shame

laughing out loud those crazy 17 year olds leftright ......well at least it's something... ...more than I've ever got wink

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Less talking, more foot massaging mad My turn now...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Sounds a very good plan big grin

That's a shame

laughing out loud those crazy 17 year olds leftright ......well at least it's something... ...more than I've ever got wink

big grin yes

sad i know

I'd do it, but then you'd say "yes" and i'd have to move to England and i'd probably kill myself after............2 weeks or so sad

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
My turn now...

*takes out a flail*

okay evil face

Tha C-Master
Is it a... magic flail? shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Is it a... magic flail? shifty

It's the Flail of Ages eek!

(BG geek joke) stick out tongue

Tha C-Master
+5 eek! rock

Magic_attack
You two need help. laughing out loud

What up Wick... I mean Dark Urizen. How ya been?

Tha C-Master
Yea I'm waiting on wick to hook me up with the help I need... but he won't be on for awhile... shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
You two need help. laughing out loud

What up Wick... I mean Dark Urizen. How ya been?

I....don't know what you're talking about whistle

Been cool. Got a bigass headache, but i'm pretty much fine big grin

Tha C-Master
Funny thing is I used to have headaches all the damned time, but I never seem to get them anymore... no matter what I do...

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Funny thing is I used to have headaches all the damned time, but I never seem to get them anymore... no matter what I do...

You got mail foo' cool

Tha C-Master
I hope its arrived... I can't sit still.... eek!

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
big grin yes

sad i know

I'd do it, but then you'd say "yes" and i'd have to move to England and i'd probably kill myself after............2 weeks or so sad

Yeah....that could a problem..except once you'd died...I'd inherit everything of yours big grin thumb up

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I hope its arrived... I can't sit still.... eek!

Should've reached you by now confused

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Yeah....that could a problem..except once you'd died...I'd inherit everything of yours big grin thumb up

But i'd give it all up before i came over, because as the song goes "All you need is love" love








































and boobs

shifty

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But i'd give it all up before i came over, because as the song goes "All you need is love" love








































and boobs

shifty Hmmmm...seems that I have another engagement to reply to...leftright

And bugger the song.....all you need is love, many clothes, a large supply of graphic novels and an unlimted over-draft on your credit card.....and maybe a mansion and some horses..possibly...yes

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Hmmmm...seems that I have another engagement to reply to...leftright

And bugger the song.....all you need is love, many clothes, a large supply of graphic novels and an unlimted over-draft on your credit card.....and maybe a mansion and some horses..possibly...yes

And boobs. Can't forget bout the boobs droolio

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
And boobs. Can't forget bout the boobs droolio I don't need boobs...no2 ..I already have them.. yes

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I don't need boobs...no2 ..I already have them.. yes

I don't sad

Can i "borrow" yours? naughty

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Should've reached you by now confused It did, like right after I posted that... laughing

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I don't sad

Can i "borrow" yours? naughty

They might look a bit strange on you....but sure eyes

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
It did, like right after I posted that... laughing

I....knew that shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
They might look a bit strange on you....but sure eyes

How bout while they're still attached to you? flirt

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
How bout while they're still attached to you? flirt Of course, anytime flirt1....as long as I get to 'borrow' your chest winkiss

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Of course, anytime flirt1....as long as I get to 'borrow' your chest winkiss

My chest? confused

I was thinking something more along the.....southern ley-lines shifty

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
My chest? confused

I was thinking something more along the.....southern ley-lines shifty

Yes...guy chest's are hot droolio

Well....there is that....also very agreeable... shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Yes...guy chest's are hot droolio

Well....there is that....also very agreeable... shifty

Fi wants my man-boobs!!!!! eek! *rubs manboobs* droolio

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Fi wants my man-boobs!!!!! eek! *rubs manboobs* droolio Actually....I changed my mind now.... lookaround

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Actually....I changed my mind now.... lookaround

But i got honey and custard on them now sad

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
But i got honey and custard on them now sad Okay...well..I'll just lick that off and then I'll go....wouldn't want that custard to go to waste now would we...yes

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Okay...well..I'll just lick that off and then I'll go....wouldn't want that custard to go to waste now would we...yes

I think i'm in Heaven cry

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
I think i'm in Heaven cry Enjoy...because it will never happen again.. happy

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Enjoy...because it will never happen again.. happy

You're so mean sad

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You're so mean sad Only to those I love wink

Syren
Fianna!! eek!

*is slightly disturbed*

Fianna
Originally posted by Syren
Fianna!! eek!

*is slightly disturbed* laughing ..by little ol' me? eyes

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Only to those I love wink

love

Ignore Sy. She's just jealous she's not hawtalicious like me schmoll

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
love

Ignore Sy. She's just jealous she's not hawtalicious like me schmoll I'd be jelaous too, if I wasn't more sexmalicious than all of you put together...yes

Syren
*snort*

Get over yourselves diva

Magic_attack
*listens at door*

*hears talk of man boobs*

sick

Syren
eek!

Hello you eyes

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
*listens at door*

*hears talk of man boobs*

sick *covers Magic's ears*


..now if only there was a way to un-read something... hmm

Syren
Get one of those MIB clicky things eek!

Dark Urizen
What you all need to do is to just get on with it and accept that none of you will ever attain my level of sexiliciousness droolio

Magic_attack
I already have. sad

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
*covers Magic's ears*


..now if only there was a way to un-read something... hmm

This is a side of you, I didnt know existed.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
I already have. sad

Alas, poor MA.....i knew him well Horatio......shifty

why am i holding a skull? sick

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
What you all need to do is to just get on with it and accept that none of you will ever attain my level of sexiliciousness droolio Never....whip

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
This is a side of you, I didnt know existed. It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright


So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me? stick out tongue

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Alas, poor MA.....i knew him well Horatio......shifty

better than most. naughty





oops. Thats mine. embarrasment

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
Never....whip

lol

Frozen kisses
wickerman..............

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright


So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me? stick out tongue

About 12. stick out tongue

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
About 12. stick out tongue Right....that could cause us problems later on..... crytissue but for now, let's just pretend it never happend.... happy

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
Right....that could cause us problems later on..... crytissue but for now, let's just pretend it never happend.... happy

laughing

Thats fine by me. You don't say anything, I wont say anything.

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
laughing

Thats fine by me. You don't say anything, I wont say anything.

Good..it's a deal then...


....now....what do you think of the situation in Chechnya?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
It's Wick...I just can't help myself around him droolio leftright


So..on a scale of one to ten....how much respect have you lost for me? stick out tongue

That's it love, walk INTO the light big grin

You've finally come to your senses.....now.....take off that britpop t-shirt and get with the program! mad


stick out tongue

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
better than most. naughty





oops. Thats mine. embarrasment

icon5

eep!

*straightens voice*

I mean........i'm not scared......shifty

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Frozen kisses
wickerman..............

Yes........do i know you? eyes

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That's it love, walk INTO the light big grin

You've finally come to your senses.....now.....take off that britpop t-shirt and get with the program! mad


stick out tongue

*trips over* the light was too bright cry...that's not what you meant? confused

Okay okay....*takes off top* ....hey!! mad ....that's taking advantage of my submissive nature....schmoll

Magic_attack
Fianna took her shirt off?

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Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Fianna took her shirt off?

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2608/faint2uu.gif Errrr...possibly..lookaround

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
*trips over* the light was too bright cry...that's not what you meant? confused

Okay okay....*takes off top* ....hey!! mad ....that's taking advantage of my submissive nature....schmoll

no poor girl....

LESS PSYCHOBABBLE, MORE FI-HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!! mad

Magic_attack
Wicker gets all the ladies....

LethalFemme
u guys post here?

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
no poor girl....

LESS PSYCHOBABBLE, MORE FI-HAWTNESS!!!!!!!!!! mad Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*


*pokes head under table*

naughty need company under there?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Wicker gets all the ladies....

No my friend, just the ones that are worth it stick out tongue

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u guys post here?

Yes we do. Now either worship me or i'm telling Chris shifty

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
No my friend, just the ones that are worth it stick out tongue

Damn. Thats deep.

*goes and writes it down*

_Sanctuary_
Hi y'all! DU - cool signature!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
Pfftt...well if you think yelling will get the rest of my clothes off you're very wrong...*hides under table*

Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.

So come to your maste......i mean......friend here whistle

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Yes we do. Now either worship me or i'm telling Chris shifty

okay few questions

1 tell him what?

2 why do i care?

3 u read my post dont u? lol

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
*pokes head under table*

naughty need company under there? No thank you schmoll ....I'm fine by myself....I just need my top back cryOriginally posted by Dark Urizen
No my friend, just the ones that are worth it stick out tongue Does that mean I worth it or that I'm not? hmm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Magic_attack
Damn. Thats deep.

*goes and writes it down*

Copyright infringement !!!!!!!!!! mad

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Hi y'all! DU - cool signature!

Thanks smile You too. Nice collage.

§P0oONY
I thought Wickerman had left KMC... guess I was wrong........... cry

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
okay few questions

1 tell him what?

2 why do i care?

3 u read my post dont u? lol

1. that you're not worshipping me.

2. Because you act like a b1tch but deep down inside you get all mushy when Chris is being sweet in the Comic book vs. forum off-topic thread.

3. maybe shifty

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.

So come to your maste......i mean......friend here whistle


He's got a point Fianna. Pick yourself up, you dont want to be down there with me, alone do you? Here let me give you a hand.

*extends hand*

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
No thank you schmoll ....I'm fine by myself....I just need my top back cry Does that mean I worth it or that I'm not? hmm


Baby, you're the very definition of worthy wink

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh come now m'dear, you don't wanna be there with all the bugs, and germs, and ......and..........and magic attack no.

So come to your maste......i mean......friend here whistle

I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different? miffed

Dark Urizen

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Never heard of the guy......shifty

Ah well... nice to see you posting again 'Wick'




wanker

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Fianna
I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different? miffed

Ah, but i am suave, and have a hot transylvanian accent m'dear naughty

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
1. that you're not worshipping me.

2. Because you act like a b1tch but deep down inside you get all mushy when Chris is being sweet in the Comic book vs. forum off-topic thread.

3. maybe shifty

who cares roll eyes (sarcastic)

i do?

u do lol

Dark Urizen

Magic_attack
Originally posted by Fianna
I already turned down Magic...what makes you any different? miffed


You always turn me down thats why. Its expected that I get turned down. sheesh.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
who cares roll eyes (sarcastic)

i do?

u do lol

oooohhhh......buuuuurrrnnn

yes you do

no i don't schmoll

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
That smilie must really suffer from arthritis sad

I know, it's sad really. I've watched him for a few hours in the past and he just never stops... poor fellow.

Fianna
Originally posted by Magic_attack
He's got a point Fianna. Pick yourself up, you dont want to be down there with me, alone do you? Here let me give you a hand.

*extends hand* *bites hand*

*gets to feet and brushes self down*

Thank you......*tries to walk off with dignity* diva

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
oooohhhh......buuuuurrrnnn

yes you do

no i don't schmoll

no truth lol

once again i do? lol

yes u do roll eyes (sarcastic)

Fianna
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Baby, you're the very definition of worthy wink evillaugh ...I always kknew that I was special and would one day rule the world...Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ah, but i am suave, and have a hot transylvanian accent m'dear naughty Uh-huh....I prefer Canadian wink

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
evillaugh ...I always kknew that I was special and would one day rule the world... Uh-huh....I prefer Canadian wink

u aint the only one...............lol j/k

Dark Urizen

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