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just go to google and search "baby jesus"
innocent enough, yes? well go do it.

and then please explain...how?

Every time i think we may never sink any lower, I realise how wrong i am.

We have just discovered a new level.

Originally posted by PVS
just go to google and search "baby jesus"
innocent enough, yes? well go do it.

and then please explain...how? THATS SO WRONG. IM REALLY OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!!

and how did that end up as the number 1 website that comes up??

Butt plug! Thats jus wrong!!!

Wait i went tro the home website and it is anti christian

Im...Reallly...Offended...Those people are going to Hell and get assraped by Satan himself!

oh my ... wot be searching for that again

No. 1 is pretty bad............

I remember when something like "White House .com" or something similar was a porn site also....

So would you guys be just as offended by a Muhammed butt plug? Or how about Budda? Or Confucious?

you wouldnt want to search for that in images

Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
So would you guys be just as offended by a Muhammed butt plug? Or how about Budda? Or Confucious? I would find any butt plug shaped as a religious or mythological figure a bit odd. I think people should respect religion a bit more..

I think it's hilarious. Not that it exists, but that it's the first thing to pop up.

Actually, I think it's funny that it exists, too, but only because I like to see people with no sense of proportion get worked up about stupid things. We've just discovered a new level! When the Argentinian government made tens of thousands of their citizens dissapear without a trace? That was pretty bad yeh. Eight hundred thousand dead in Rwanda? Well, that's sort of a shame. Eight thousand dead in Srebrenica? It's too bad, sure, but these things happen. But someone sticks Jesus on a sex toy? Oh my God, we've sunk to a whole new level!

Originally posted by debbiejo
No. 1 is pretty bad............

I remember when something like "White House .com" or something similar was a porn site also....

Whitehouse is a porn mag.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/buddha.html

OMFG IM BUDDHIST!

It gives new meaning to the phrase, "I have Jesus in me."

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
It gives new meaning to the phrase, "I have Jesus in me."

Well done.

shocking

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
It gives new meaning to the phrase, "I have Jesus in me."

And be filled with the holy spirit......Oh, so bad.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Whitehouse is a porn mag. Though there were others that I also read about like whitehouse.biz and whitehouse.com, at one time. It made the papers here, unless it was a lie.

come all ye faithful?

Open your..."heart"...to Lord.

Holy shit!

Literally.

those sick basterds

this si what I get, but then I have safe search on

The fuh?

What sick individual...?

See you in Hell, you sick *****.

**** those mother****ing ******* bitches! im buddhist and they made buddha a dildo

The Buddha is a dried-up shit-stick; these folks are just making Ummon's statement a literal reality.

Originally posted by DrDoom101
**** those mother****ing ******* bitches! im buddhist and they made buddha a dildo

I didn't see that, I should go back and look.....

You're right..Om om om igod!!! Only $54.00

your sphincter will become one with everything

... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is just plain wrong... who in their right mind would get something like that!!!!!!!!!!

I found the Baby jesus thing quite funny. I mean you dont go get yourself killed by the Romans and expect no one to mock you. He provoked the romans after all.

Originally posted by Imagawa666
I found the Baby jesus thing quite funny. I mean you dont go get yourself killed by the Romans and expect no one to mock you. He provoked the romans after all.


yeah that made sense

Originally posted by debbiejo
I didn't see that, I should go back and look.....

You're right..Om om om igod!!! Only $54.00 i seriously hope ur not making fun of buddhism...

A Buddhist who reads through internet boards looking for things to be offended about might be suspected of missing the point.

Originally posted by Gregory
I think it's hilarious. Not that it exists, but that it's the first thing to pop up.

Actually, I think it's funny that it exists, too, but only because I like to see people with no sense of proportion get worked up about stupid things. We've just discovered a new level! When the Argentinian government made tens of thousands of their citizens dissapear without a trace? That was pretty bad yeh. Eight hundred thousand dead in Rwanda? Well, that's sort of a shame. Eight thousand dead in Srebrenica? It's too bad, sure, but these things happen. But someone sticks Jesus on a sex toy? Oh my God, we've sunk to a whole new level!

Couldn't agree more. Just today some guy threw a fit over my online gamer name because it had "hell" in it. Ignore stuff like this and go do something constructive.

I was linked to that site before, someone randomly found it. I think it's pretty funny how bent out of shape people get over stuff like that, though personally I find it just minorly disturbing

Originally posted by DrDoom101
**** those mother****ing ******* bitches! im buddhist and they made buddha a dildo

I'm Buddhist, and I think it is funny.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I'm Buddhist, and I think it is funny.

I agree with you, I think it's funny. Both sides are just as funny, the ones who like this stuff and the ones who hate it.

Remember it is just a piece of plastic. If they really stuck baby Jesus up their butt, that would be a different matter.

thats just sad

Originally posted by Shakyamunison

Remember it is just a piece of plastic. If they really stuck baby Jesus up their butt, that would be a different matter. Who would stick baby Jesus up their butt....OMG....LOLOLOL........How would they get him in there?

Sadists!!!!...or are they trying to stay away from him....

Religion through the back door....

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I'm Buddhist, and I think it is funny.

I a an atheist/agnostic and I think it's funny....then againt that somehow makes sense....


Oh and wasn't there a part in the exorcist where the gir did something with a cross and said "get ****ed by jesus" or something.....hmm.....disgusting....

That's the funniest thing I've seen all year.

Good work!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh and wasn't there a part in the exorcist where the gir did something with a cross and said "get ****ed by jesus" or something.....hmm.....disgusting....

While masturbating with a crucifix, she says, "Let Jesus **** you! Let Him **** you!"

shocking

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
While masturbating with a crucifix, she says, "Let Jesus **** you! Let Him **** you!"

shocking

Sounds hot to me! Jesus is a peasant.

But quite honestly..who would get turned on by baby Jesus?

i think that the fact that this site has more hits than any site which even mentions baby jesus is proof that people spend more time looking for things to be offended by rather than to affirm their faith.

the first question that popped in my mind when i saw this was "god, how did they manage to skyrocket their site to the #1 position on google?" then it hit me. the majority of people promoting this site are those offended by it. one guy finds out about it and says "IM OFFENDED!!1111" and emails it to his overly religious friends, who all give the sites hits checking it out to be offended. then they go post the link on religious forums with the title "SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS" and then its hit after hit after hit. gullible fools falling for some offence pyramid scheme

but the funniest thing i've encountered was not on their site but on this very forum: offended and enraged buddhists who would have thought?

There are also ass hole buddhists..
They believe that good and bad is the same anyway.

It's a little late for you people to be doing your Christmas shopping....

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sounds hot to me! Jesus is a peasant.

Judging by what you are writing, you are a peasant from the mind.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sounds hot to me! Jesus is a peasant.
She's a 12 year old girl...there are many reasons why you are not supposed to find that hot.....one being that she's a girl...what kind of homosexual are you (others might point out the paedophilia and such......)

Originally posted by overlord
There are also ass hole buddhists..
They believe that good and bad is the same anyway.

Which it actually is......

Originally posted by PVS
i think that the fact that this site has more hits than any site which even mentions baby jesus is proof that people spend more time looking for things to be offended by rather than to affirm their faith.

Maybe it jsut proofs that the majority of internet users are horny and not spiritual.....

Originally posted by Gregory
I think it's hilarious. Not that it exists, but that it's the first thing to pop up.

Actually, I think it's funny that it exists, too, but only because I like to see people with no sense of proportion get worked up about stupid things. We've just discovered a new level! When the Argentinian government made tens of thousands of their citizens dissapear without a trace? That was pretty bad yeh. Eight hundred thousand dead in Rwanda? Well, that's sort of a shame. Eight thousand dead in Srebrenica? It's too bad, sure, but these things happen. But someone sticks Jesus on a sex toy? Oh my God, we've sunk to a whole new level!

golf clap.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe it jsut proofs that the majority of internet users are horny and not spiritual.....

no, just proves that people have an obsession with pissing and moaning. religious conversation must be spoken with "war on _____" mentallity rather than discussing...oh i dont know...their actual religion.

IM OFFENDED BY THIS BECAUSE I'M -- !!!!!

Oh my... shock

i seriously wonder what Jesus and Buddha would say or think if they ever saw this...

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
It gives new meaning to the phrase, "I have Jesus in me."
thats hilarious

Originally posted by PVS
no, just proves that people have an obsession with pissing and moaning. religious conversation must be spoken with "war on _____" mentallity rather than discussing...oh i dont know...their actual religion.

IM OFFENDED BY THIS BECAUSE I'M -- !!!!!


Dude, you totally offended me with that. In my culture, it is a major insult to capitalize words. Bastard!

Originally posted by GCG
Judging by what you are writing, you are a peasant from the mind.

Ouch!

You couldn't do any better than that?


Oh, and if there are people out there offended by this butt-plug, you should see my Christmas cards!

what can i say, made me laugh

Not suprising really in this world. Especially if you consider its influenced by satan who was thrown down to earth to torment etc..

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Not suprising really in this world. Especially if you consider its influenced by satan who was thrown down to earth to torment etc.. But satan is only a myth as told by older religions calling him by other names such a sata, But not at all what has been taught today. In fact the Jews of the OT didn't believe in a Satan that throws people into hell...The view of satan today is due to the early church fathers for control and scaring the people. .... Soooo..these little carved people are not done by the works of a satan.

Originally posted by PVS
just go to google and search "baby jesus"
innocent enough, yes? well go do it.

and then please explain...how?
Nonetheless, it's odd and kind of offenseive since im Catholic. But why were you typing in "Baby Jesus" in at Google? Just a question.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Nonetheless, it's odd and kind of offenseive since im Catholic. But why were you typing in "Baby Jesus" in at Google? Just a question.

i was shopping for butt plugs

Originally posted by PVS
i was shopping for butt plugs
hysterical

Originally posted by PVS
i was shopping for butt plugs
Alright, I see.

ROfL! At Least there's no god dildo.

Originally posted by DrDoom101
i seriously wonder what Jesus and Buddha would say or think if they ever saw this...
Jesus and buddha are probably not all radical and stuff, they were peaceful and calm people. I think Jesus and/or Buddha would just smile and walk away.

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
ROfL! At Least there's no god dildo.

there is, it fills you with wisdom and light...and latex

Originally posted by tabby999
there is, it fills you with wisdom and light...and latex

wisdom and light = Jizm and shite?

Just when it couldn't be brought any lower..........