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I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here

He who drinks beer gets drunk

He who gets drunk does not lie

He who does not lie commits no sin

He who commits no sin goes to heaven.

So Lets all drink and go to heaven.

lol ok

?????????

So beer gets you to heavenw00t

hey, Jesus loves you, that means he's gay. Which isn't allowd. nono

I just hope that the beer is Heinken.

CRISTAL FOR ME OR BUDWEISER!!!

Beer? Here.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken. Get real and proper beer. It actually tastes goooood...

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
Beer? Here.
I thought you were 13.

I like beer. I like anything with alcohol in it to tell you the truth. Even my Chap-Stick has alcohol in it.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
So beer gets you to heavenw00t

hey, Jesus loves you, that means he's gay. Which isn't allowd. nono
Not really.. I love my best friend, that doesn't make me a lesbian...

Also drunk people are always lying! "I only had a couple of glasses...."

"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.

Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.
You must be drunk..


Also have you heard some of the ridiculous lies that drunk people tell? Alchohol can make some people so imaginative...

Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems.

budweiser!! i drunk beer 4 times guess that's just me but it tastes like sugar

Cognac > Beer

I like Cores light.

Absinthe pwns all.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You must be drunk..


Also have you heard some of the ridiculous lies that drunk people tell? Alchohol can make some people so imaginative... It can happen.

lol If beer gets me to heaven, then I have Yuengling to thank.

Originally posted by GCG
He who drinks beer gets drunk

He who gets drunk does not lie

He who does not lie commits no sin

He who commits no sin goes to heaven.

So Lets all drink and go to heaven.

w00t I'm going to heaven youpi

Originally posted by ToMacco
"A couple" is a point of view. Which is not lying.

A couple means 2.

and people who are truthful don't have to go to heaven....

Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.

All of this talking about drinking makes me want to have a drink.

Oh wait, I am having a drink.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Well actually they might. If they truelly are truthful, then they would admit to their sins. Therefore being allowed into heaven.
You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!

I meant admit them infront of a priest.

I thought we were talking about alcohol.

Originally posted by Impediment
I just hope that the beer is Heinken.

Heinken taste digusting

yea i agree but budweiser beer tastes like sugar to me but beer is beer

ToMacco no function beer well without.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
I meant admit them infront of a priest.
The preist wouldn't be to happy about the drunkeness

LoL It's better then nothing right?

priests sleep with little boys

lol

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You go into heaven for being sorry for sins! Not for admitting them!

Amen.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont get the "Why lie?" part. Help me out here
you know those guys who have signs on the side of the road that say "will work for food?" i never give them anything.
one day, i saw a guy with "why lie? i need beer." i gave him 5 bucks for his honesty.

I once gave a guy 5 bucks for his sign. It read: "Family taken by ninjas. Need money for Karate school."

LoL It was too good, I had to give him something.

Originally posted by ToMacco
priests sleep with little boys

Some of them

What's up with that? Why do so many priests sleep with alter boys? For god's sake?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Some of them
that is sick.

Originally posted by shinobirikku
yea i agree but budweiser beer tastes like sugar to me but beer is beer
how exacly would yoou know?

heineken!!!