ONCE and For All....I...Am...Santa Claus

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a1hsauce Senior Member

ONCE and For All....I...Am...Santa Claus

wavey I told ya 😛...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home 😎

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me 😄

Bloigen Restricted

What did I get for christmas then?

ToMacco Mr. Orange

Why did you name yourself after a dinner condement?

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Bloigen
What did I get for christmas then?

I brought you some gift cards

Originally posted by ToMacco
Why did you name yourself after a dinner condement?

its my day job 😬

Princess-Puppy~ shut up... -_-

Re: ONCE and For All....I...Am...Santa Claus

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya 😛...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home 😎

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me 😄

No you're not!

ToMacco Mr. Orange

Again, why a1 sause?

They used to have that at Subway, but I think it got too expensive, so they pulled it.

Isredel i'm a Crazy Psycopath

Re: ONCE and For All....I...Am...Santa Claus

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya 😛...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home 😎

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me 😄

Don't you remember me? You know 9 years ago? You know The little kid that crapped on your lap at the mall?

† Mäs † Vinny Valentine

THATS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT! 😖hifty:

Maynards Santa

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
No you're not!

how dare you question me glare

Originally posted by ToMacco
Again, why a1 sause?

They used to have that at Subway, but I think it got too expensive, so they pulled it.


😛 long story

Originally posted by Isredel
Don't you remember me? You know 9 years ago? You know The little kid that crapped on your lap at the mall?

😮 we dont speak of that day

Ladyluck .

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya 😛...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home 😎

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me 😄

😆 Nice.

ToMacco Mr. Orange

You are not Santa. Santa died when I was 12 years old, on the school bus.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by † Mäs †
THATS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT! 😖hifty:

Maynards Santa


Thats why I didnt bring you crap this year 😛

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😆 Nice.

😄 I try 😛

Originally posted by ToMacco
You are not Santa. Santa died when I was 12 years old, on the school bus.

didnt you know? I was Jesus' cousins brothers neighbors half twins long lost circumstantial nieces former roommate... we go way back..showed me a trick or two in how to rise again ✅

Isredel i'm a Crazy Psycopath

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare

😮 we dont speak of that day

Yeah you remember. You got mad and punted me half across the mall when I said,"Santa I pooped," Then the mall got sued and there still that restraining order in effect you know.

ToMacco Mr. Orange

pooping is gross

a1hsauce Senior Member

glare that was you!?

Isredel i'm a Crazy Psycopath
Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare that was you!?

when I was 5 yes. I sharted on your lap.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Isredel
when I was 5 yes. I sharted on your lap.

You Bastard!!!

ToMacco Mr. Orange

Snoopy poops.

a1hsauce Senior Member

but he cleans after himself ✅

Isredel i'm a Crazy Psycopath
Originally posted by a1hsauce
but he cleans after himself ✅

You punted me half across the mall.