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wavey I told ya ...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me

What did I get for christmas then?

Why did you name yourself after a dinner condement?

Originally posted by Bloigen
What did I get for christmas then?
I brought you some gift cards

Originally posted by ToMacco
Why did you name yourself after a dinner condement?
its my day job

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya ...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me No you're not!

Again, why a1 sause?

They used to have that at Subway, but I think it got too expensive, so they pulled it.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya ...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me

Don't you remember me? You know 9 years ago? You know The little kid that crapped on your lap at the mall?

THATS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!



Maynards Santa

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
No you're not!
how dare you question me glare

Originally posted by ToMacco
Again, why a1 sause?

They used to have that at Subway, but I think it got too expensive, so they pulled it.
long story

Originally posted by Isredel
Don't you remember me? You know 9 years ago? You know The little kid that crapped on your lap at the mall?
we dont speak of that day

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wavey I told ya ...and some of you disbelieved...I should have left a coal in your stockingsglare

p.s. yes that really is me the weekend just before Christmas, ill have more to post up to prove when i get back home

i have about 4 pillows stuffed in me

Nice.

You are not Santa. Santa died when I was 12 years old, on the school bus.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare



we dont speak of that day

Yeah you remember. You got mad and punted me half across the mall when I said,"Santa I pooped," Then the mall got sued and there still that restraining order in effect you know.

pooping is gross

glare that was you!?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare that was you!?

when I was 5 yes. I sharted on your lap.

Originally posted by Isredel
when I was 5 yes. I sharted on your lap.
You Bastard!!!

Snoopy poops.

but he cleans after himself

Originally posted by a1hsauce
but he cleans after himself


You punted me half across the mall.

Military issued Boots!