Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny.....

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny.....

if these two duked it out, who would win?

Darth_Amidala Wait, what?

I would come in and Own both their a**'s, because neither of them exist 😐

Rogue Jedi Restricted

santa has height and reach, but i bet the bunny fights dirty.

BakaXero Free SUGAR!

santa would flattern the easter bunny 😐

Darth Macabre Grey King of the Debb

Oh please, the easter bunny has all those egg's to throw at Santa. The Easter Bunny wins, no contest.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Santa all the way.. i mean the bunnys just...worried about gettin some...Santa's focused. how else you think he gets around the world in 9 hours ✅

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
santa has height and reach, but i bet the bunny fights dirty.

Agreed ✅

hotsauce6548 Approaching the End

Santa's got freakin magic powers. He would pwn the Easter Bunny. 😐

fini Hurricane stalker

my money is on the guy in the red suit.

TwisterGameX Senior Member

Santa goes around the world quick..throws presents, and has an army of elves and rain deers.

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

No. Here's what would happen.

There it was. Santa was face to face with none other then the Easter Bunny. Santa pulled out his shotgun and...
"Aw. How could I shoot such a cute little thing? You dont want me to shoot you, now do ya? Your such a cute little bunny! Yes you are!" Santa went over to hug the Easter Bunny, but apperently didnt see that Easter Bunny was packed with explosives strapped to his body. Santa gave the Easter Bunny a hug, and then.... BOOM!! Santa's head went flying one way, the Easter Bunny's the other. All of this cause by the ingenious plan of.... Uncle Sam.

True story.

MistressofSnape Slytherin's Bookaholic

um...okay. Santa is more skilled in the art of torture. The red suit hides the bloodstains and red bad holds his equipments and you'll are none the wiser. He is more skilled than bunnyhop so bunnyhop would go down!

taft that guy

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Santa's got freakin magic powers. He would pwn the Easter Bunny. 😐

yess ✅ ....plus the easter bunny is a bunny

Princess-Puppy~ shut up... -_-

Santa

hotsauce6548 Approaching the End

I've got proof.

This picture was taken at the scene of the crime.

So all you damn Bunny Supporters, let this be a lesson to you.

xyz jedi Restricted

I'd say I'm not sure.

hotsauce6548 Approaching the End
Originally posted by xyz jedi
I'd say I'm not sure.

How can you not be sure when I've provided you with a picture from the scene of the crime?