It burns when I pee

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K.Diddy
sad

a1hsauce
two options...dont pee, or get it checked out erm

Coldfire
I think you'd better get yourself to a doctor lol

K.Diddy
This is kinda scary blink

Coldfire
Originally posted by K.Diddy
This is kinda scary blink
Then go get it checked out

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Coldfire
Then go get it checked out

I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too embarrasment

Council#13
You probably have a urinary tract infection

Coldfire
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too embarrasment
Then you should DEFINTELY get it checked out!

Rave X
^

that or a STD

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too embarrasment

That would assume you have had sex. And not trying to insult you or anything, but judging by your general posts and threads.......well.......

no

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Rave X
^

that or a STD
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out...eek! or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal yes

Coldfire
Originally posted by a1hsauce
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out...eek! or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal yes
laughing out loud

Barker
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad
Don't pee then. no expression

K.Diddy
big grin The crabs keep me company

Rave X
Originally posted by a1hsauce
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out...eek! or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal yes

roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Coldfire
laughing out loud Originally posted by Rave X
roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud
confused im serious embarrasment...sprinkle some lemon juice on there, add a baked potato with some sour cream and chives!!!! you got a FEAST!!!!!!! big grin

Rave X
well, have a good meal then...

Coldfire
Originally posted by a1hsauce
confused im serious embarrasment...sprinkle some lemon juice on there, add a baked potato with some sour cream and chives!!!! you got a FEAST!!!!!!! big grin
I don't like crab stick out tongue

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Rave X
well, have a good meal then...
ohhh I will shifty

stick out tongue

Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't like crab stick out tongue
sad not even lobster?

Coldfire
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh I will shifty

stick out tongue


sad not even lobster?
Nope, no seafood for me

BobbyD
Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by BobbyD
Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

Jeez, you guys calm down, this is kmcdude......getting STDs kinda implies having sex and well.......this is kmcdude........so......... erm

Fianna
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad Don't pee again...ever fear ...otherwise you'll explode yes

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Jeez, you guys calm down, this is kmcdude......getting STDs kinda implies having sex and well.......this is kmcdude........so......... erm

Agreed.

*points and laughs at K.Diddle*

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Agreed.

*points and laughs at K.Diddle*

Somebody's been reading up on Ultimate x-men and Ultimate Spiderman shifty

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Somebody's been reading up on Ultimate x-men and Ultimate Spiderman shifty

Huh?

I haven't read Ultimate Spidey stick out tongue, I did read the first 25 issues of Ultimate X-Men though. big grin

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Huh?

I haven't read Ultimate Spidey stick out tongue, I did read the first 25 issues of Ultimate X-Men though. big grin

We could *cough*work something out*cough* shifty

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
We could *cough*work something out*cough* shifty

You have em on your comp? eek!

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You have em on your comp? eek!

OF COURSE NOT!!!!! THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!!! mad

























































shifty

we should talk

ninja

Ladyluck
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too embarrasment

laughing

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad
3 Words...Urinary Tract Infection, my dearest. yes

LethalFemme
*walks in reads thread* huh messed no expression rolling on floor laughing

Fianna
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*walks in reads thread* huh messed no expression rolling on floor laughing Just think....it will be stuck in your memory forever yes

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
Just think....it will be stuck in your memory forever yes

i just wanna know who the hell he was messin with lol

DanieLs_4_Ever
Not a very amusing thing, I dont say. Im sure you've had one or will have one at some point in your life. Every woman does, just about, and a few men.

Fianna
Quite frankly....I don't really care....

DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, Quite frankly someone must've had something crawl up their ass and die a most horrid death. messed

LethalFemme
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Not a very amusing thing, I dont say. Im sure you've had one or will have one at some point in your life. Every woman does, just about, and a few men.

but who goes on an internet chat roo and shares it?

Originally posted by Fianna
Quite frankly....I don't really care....

yeah after i wrote that i was like on second thought no i dont lol

Fianna
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, Quite frankly someone must've had something crawl up their ass and die a most horrid death. messed Right.

tumbleweed

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Fianna
Right.

tumbleweed

lol

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by LethalFemme
but who goes on an internet chat roo and shares it?



yeah after i wrote that i was like on second thought no i dont lol
I dont know really, but maybe they have knowone to go to for help?! erm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I dont know really, but maybe they have knowone to go to for help?! erm

true but at least pm a close friend lol

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by LethalFemme
true but at least pm a close friend lol
Yes, that too would be helpful.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yes, that too would be helpful.

we both know no one is ever gonna let him live this down erm

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
we both know no one is ever gonna let him live this down erm

Ignore him, he's just an attention whore. He doesn't have any urinary tract infection, or any STD, or anything.
He also doesn't seem to have much of a life unfortunately no

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ignore him, he's just an attention whore. He doesn't have any urinary tract infection, or any STD, or anything.
He also doesn't seem to have much of a life unfortunately no

yeah i kinda thought that at first cause i mean seriously i mean even though we talk about sex here...... std? come on lol

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
yeah i kinda thought that at first cause i mean seriously i mean even though we talk about sex here...... std? come on lol

yeah.....Kmcdude is "infamous" for his attention whoring roll eyes (sarcastic)

DanieLs_4_Ever
This is the first thread I've seen made by him, therefore I wouldnt know if it's seriou not, but Ill keep my eye out for his hellacious whoreness smile

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
This is the first thread I've seen made by him, therefore I wouldnt know if it's seriou not, but Ill keep my eye out for his hellacious whoreness smile

Oh, you've seen his threads before hawt thang, you just don't remember it wink

Wow.......this must be your first sig that doesn't involve Daniel in one way or another stick out tongue

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh, you've seen his threads before hawt thang, you just don't remember it wink

Wow.......this must be your first sig that doesn't involve Daniel in one way or another stick out tongue
Maybe so! big grin
Lol. There've been a few, but not many. But yes...droolio

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Maybe so! big grin
Lol. There've been a few, but not many. But yes...droolio

Orlando Bloom *shivers*

DanieLs_4_Ever
Is that a shiver of glee, or a "eww" one?

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Is that a shiver of glee, or a "eww" one?

definitely an "ewww" one sad

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
definitely an "ewww" one sad
Well, you are male, so that explains it. smile
For me it's a shiver of glee. lol.

Mr Parker
Originally posted by Coldfire
Then go get it checked out

yeah you really should get it checked out by a doctor,thats a serious thing.

Dark Urizen
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, you are male,

You understand me perfectly love

Isredel
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Orlando Bloom *shivers*

Paris Hilton. *Shivers more then dark*

Fox4
Ouch!That creates a burning sensation, much like what I feel during urination.

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You understand me perfectly love
laughing out loud

Leo.M
Originally posted by BobbyD
Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

do it shock..................... and next time, put a jacket over jimmy stick out tongue

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Leo.M
do it shock..................... and next time, put a jacket over jimmy stick out tongue
Condoms arent proven 100% effective to even suppress that of STD's and such!

K.Diddy
I never use protection, I just pull out before I blow wink

gabbygood22
mm good for you

a1hsauce
The withdrawal method doesnt always work bud...theres something called precum, and u dont really have control of that muscle spasm erm

K.Diddy
Originally posted by a1hsauce
The withdrawal method doesnt always work bud...theres something called precum, and u dont really have control of that muscle spasm erm


I control when I empty my load wink

Council#13
Did anyone listen to me?! Urinary Tract Infection (i think that's how it's spelt)

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I never use protection, I just pull out before I blow wink

That doesnt work you idiot. Didnt you learn anything in Sex ed or were you to busy wanking in the bathroom??

if you wouldnt be such a wanna be man whore you wouldnt have these issues. roll eyes (sarcastic)

a1hsauce
yes WRAP YOUR WILLYyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes WRAP YOUR WILLYyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Thinky and wrap your Winky laughing out loud

a1hsauce
yes shes got the idea

Raven Guardia
laughing out loud now if we could just get that through KMCDudes head.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
laughing out loud now if we could just get that through KMCDudes head.
which head shifty

Raven Guardia
the crab/STD free one laughing out loud

a1hsauce
ohhhhhhhhh...i get the head confused with head. stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhhhhhhh...i get the head confused with head. stick out tongue

I bet you do wink

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
That doesnt work you idiot. Didnt you learn anything in Sex ed or were you to busy wanking in the bathroom??

if you wouldnt be such a wanna be man whore you wouldnt have these issues. roll eyes (sarcastic)


sad I were to busy laughing about the teacher saying rude words in sex ed

Tangible God
"I were to busy?"

Apparently you laughed during English class too.

a1hsauce
laughing ooohhh man that was hilarious!!!!!!

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Tangible God
"I were to busy?"

Apparently you laughed during English class too.


big grin I just never went to english class

K.Diddy
Originally posted by a1hsauce
laughing ooohhh man that was hilarious!!!!!!




confused Not really


Also, I went to the doctor about the peeing thing and he looked at my genitals and asked me about my sex life and told me to ring in 3 days if symptoms persist. blink


sad The sad thing is, I am ****ing serious(I was joking about the crabs) Although I have a mate that has had crabs 2 times What the f**k?

Tangible God
You're a Commonwealth citizen aren't you?

a1hsauce
dude...where are you finding your partners if theyve had crabs twice erm

K.Diddy
Originally posted by a1hsauce
dude...where are you finding your partners if theyve had crabs twice erm


confused I said I HAD a mate who has caught it twice.............He is kinda weird thoughconfused

† Mäs †
check if your penis is on fire. Trust me thats bad. sad

Tangible God
That happened to me once when I was walking by a Feminist convention.

a1hsauce
sick ouch..them feminninininininiststs are rough

Tangible God
Oh yeah, turned out by that incident, I foiled their plan of Male extermination.

K.Diddy
Originally posted by a1hsauce
sick ouch..them feminninininininiststs are rough



yes

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Tangible God
Oh yeah, turned out by that incident, I foiled their plan of Male extermination.
we all owe you a congratulatory slap on the butt cheek then big grin

† Mäs †
Try a Penis Massage...That'll sooth it.....shifty












































Or make it 20x worse...Either way you'll feel good

Tangible God

† Mäs †
Originally posted by Tangible God
I tried that once......I ended up starting the Great Chicago Fire.

laughing Your in my good book XD The blue book!

a1hsauce
as opposed to the black book?

† Mäs †
Originally posted by a1hsauce
as opposed to the black book?
Actually, its a yellow book.

Tangible God
"The Black Book of the Dead!"

No? Never seen The Mummy?

a1hsauce
confused so what color is your Chicktionary?

† Mäs †
Originally posted by a1hsauce
confused so what color is your Chicktionary?


Gold no expression Also it has blue poka dots.

Tangible God
It's probably turquoise.

Council#13
Urinary Tract Infection

Kosta
We have doctors in Australia, go see one. That, or you can refrain from peeing... that probably wont work though. stick out tongue

Council#13
poor a1hsauce. urinary tract infection

JesuseyGoodness
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad
Well, I've got to say...







































































































































































































You Deserve it. no expression

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I control when I empty my load wink
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me. roll eyes (sarcastic)

LethalFemme
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me. roll eyes (sarcastic)

he said one of the dumbest comments ive ever heard

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me. roll eyes (sarcastic) yes And you CAN catch it, but most don't know that simple fact. And have unprotected sex erm ... sex is a responsibility.

DarkC
Originally posted by K.Diddy
sad
We reaaaaally needed to know that...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
yes And you CAN catch it, but most don't know that simple fact. And have unprotected sex erm ... sex is a responsibility.

thank you ..............now teach him that

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Council#13
poor a1hsauce. urinary tract infection
blink what did I do?...I just told him to see a doctor confused

K.Diddy
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me. roll eyes (sarcastic)


My dear smile

K.Diddy's pull put method has been mastered to perfection. wink

LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
My dear smile

K.Diddy's pull put method has been mastered to perfection. wink

that's disgusting and wrong on too many levels lol

K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
that's disgusting and wrong on too many levels lol



smile K.Diddy is the ultimate hip white boy love machine baby.

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