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two options...dont pee, or get it checked out

I think you'd better get yourself to a doctor lol

This is kinda scary

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This is kinda scary
Then go get it checked out

Originally posted by Coldfire
Then go get it checked out

I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too

You probably have a urinary tract infection

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too
Then you should DEFINTELY get it checked out!

^

that or a STD

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too

That would assume you have had sex. And not trying to insult you or anything, but judging by your general posts and threads.......well.......

no

Originally posted by Rave X
^

that or a STD
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out... or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal

Originally posted by a1hsauce
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out... or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal

Originally posted by K.Diddy

Don't pee then.

The crabs keep me company

Originally posted by a1hsauce
that is an std...and yah you should seriously check that out... or cook em!!!! crabs a fine meal

Originally posted by Coldfire
Originally posted by Rave X

im serious ...sprinkle some lemon juice on there, add a baked potato with some sour cream and chives!!!! you got a FEAST!!!!!!!

well, have a good meal then...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im serious ...sprinkle some lemon juice on there, add a baked potato with some sour cream and chives!!!! you got a FEAST!!!!!!!
I don't like crab

Originally posted by Rave X
well, have a good meal then...
ohhh I will



Originally posted by Coldfire
I don't like crab
not even lobster?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh I will




not even lobster?
Nope, no seafood for me

Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

Jeez, you guys calm down, this is kmcdude......getting STDs kinda implies having sex and well.......this is kmcdude........so.........

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Don't pee again...ever fear ...otherwise you'll explode

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Jeez, you guys calm down, this is kmcdude......getting STDs kinda implies having sex and well.......this is kmcdude........so.........

Agreed.

*points and laughs at K.Diddle*

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Agreed.

*points and laughs at K.Diddle*

Somebody's been reading up on Ultimate x-men and Ultimate Spiderman

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Somebody's been reading up on Ultimate x-men and Ultimate Spiderman

Huh?

I haven't read Ultimate Spidey , I did read the first 25 issues of Ultimate X-Men though.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Huh?

I haven't read Ultimate Spidey , I did read the first 25 issues of Ultimate X-Men though.

We could *cough*work something out*cough*

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
We could *cough*work something out*cough*

You have em on your comp?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You have em on your comp?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!! THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!!!



























































we should talk

Originally posted by K.Diddy

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'ts a bit embarrassing............I think I may have crabs too

Originally posted by K.Diddy

3 Words...Urinary Tract Infection, my dearest.

*walks in reads thread*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*walks in reads thread* Just think....it will be stuck in your memory forever

Originally posted by Fianna
Just think....it will be stuck in your memory forever

i just wanna know who the hell he was messin with lol

Not a very amusing thing, I dont say. Im sure you've had one or will have one at some point in your life. Every woman does, just about, and a few men.

Quite frankly....I don't really care....

Well, Quite frankly someone must've had something crawl up their ass and die a most horrid death.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Not a very amusing thing, I dont say. Im sure you've had one or will have one at some point in your life. Every woman does, just about, and a few men.

but who goes on an internet chat roo and shares it?

Originally posted by Fianna
Quite frankly....I don't really care....

yeah after i wrote that i was like on second thought no i dont lol

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, Quite frankly someone must've had something crawl up their ass and die a most horrid death. Right.

tumbleweed

Originally posted by Fianna
Right.

tumbleweed

lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
but who goes on an internet chat roo and shares it?



yeah after i wrote that i was like on second thought no i dont lol
I dont know really, but maybe they have knowone to go to for help?!

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I dont know really, but maybe they have knowone to go to for help?!

true but at least pm a close friend lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
true but at least pm a close friend lol
Yes, that too would be helpful.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Yes, that too would be helpful.

we both know no one is ever gonna let him live this down

Originally posted by LethalFemme
we both know no one is ever gonna let him live this down

Ignore him, he's just an attention whore. He doesn't have any urinary tract infection, or any STD, or anything.
He also doesn't seem to have much of a life unfortunately no

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ignore him, he's just an attention whore. He doesn't have any urinary tract infection, or any STD, or anything.
He also doesn't seem to have much of a life unfortunately no

yeah i kinda thought that at first cause i mean seriously i mean even though we talk about sex here...... std? come on lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
yeah i kinda thought that at first cause i mean seriously i mean even though we talk about sex here...... std? come on lol

yeah.....Kmcdude is "infamous" for his attention whoring

This is the first thread I've seen made by him, therefore I wouldnt know if it's seriou not, but Ill keep my eye out for his hellacious whoreness

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
This is the first thread I've seen made by him, therefore I wouldnt know if it's seriou not, but Ill keep my eye out for his hellacious whoreness

Oh, you've seen his threads before hawt thang, you just don't remember it

Wow.......this must be your first sig that doesn't involve Daniel in one way or another

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Oh, you've seen his threads before hawt thang, you just don't remember it

Wow.......this must be your first sig that doesn't involve Daniel in one way or another
Maybe so!
Lol. There've been a few, but not many. But yes...droolio

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Maybe so!
Lol. There've been a few, but not many. But yes...droolio

Orlando Bloom *shivers*

Is that a shiver of glee, or a "eww" one?

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Is that a shiver of glee, or a "eww" one?

definitely an "ewww" one

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
definitely an "ewww" one
Well, you are male, so that explains it.
For me it's a shiver of glee. lol.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Then go get it checked out

yeah you really should get it checked out by a doctor,thats a serious thing.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, you are male,

You understand me perfectly

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Orlando Bloom *shivers*

Paris Hilton. *Shivers more then dark*

Ouch!That creates a burning sensation, much like what I feel during urination.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You understand me perfectly

Originally posted by BobbyD
Get yourself checked out immediately....could be an STD, or just a urinary infection, if you're lucky.

do it shock..................... and next time, put a jacket over jimmy

Originally posted by Leo.M
do it shock..................... and next time, put a jacket over jimmy
Condoms arent proven 100% effective to even suppress that of STD's and such!

I never use protection, I just pull out before I blow

mm good for you

The withdrawal method doesnt always work bud...theres something called precum, and u dont really have control of that muscle spasm

Originally posted by a1hsauce
The withdrawal method doesnt always work bud...theres something called precum, and u dont really have control of that muscle spasm


I control when I empty my load

Did anyone listen to me?! Urinary Tract Infection (i think that's how it's spelt)

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I never use protection, I just pull out before I blow

That doesnt work you idiot. Didnt you learn anything in Sex ed or were you to busy wanking in the bathroom??

if you wouldnt be such a wanna be man whore you wouldnt have these issues.

WRAP YOUR WILLYyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
WRAP YOUR WILLYyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Thinky and wrap your Winky

shes got the idea

now if we could just get that through KMCDudes head.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
now if we could just get that through KMCDudes head.
which head

the crab/STD free one

ohhhhhhhhh...i get the head confused with head.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhhhhhhh...i get the head confused with head.

I bet you do

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
That doesnt work you idiot. Didnt you learn anything in Sex ed or were you to busy wanking in the bathroom??

if you wouldnt be such a wanna be man whore you wouldnt have these issues.


I were to busy laughing about the teacher saying rude words in sex ed

"I were to busy?"

Apparently you laughed during English class too.

ooohhh man that was hilarious!!!!!!

Originally posted by Tangible God
"I were to busy?"

Apparently you laughed during English class too.


I just never went to english class

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ooohhh man that was hilarious!!!!!!




confused Not really


Also, I went to the doctor about the peeing thing and he looked at my genitals and asked me about my sex life and told me to ring in 3 days if symptoms persist.


The sad thing is, I am ****ing serious(I was joking about the crabs) Although I have a mate that has had crabs 2 times

You're a Commonwealth citizen aren't you?

dude...where are you finding your partners if theyve had crabs twice

Originally posted by a1hsauce
dude...where are you finding your partners if theyve had crabs twice


confused I said I HAD a mate who has caught it twice.............He is kinda weird thoughconfused

check if your penis is on fire. Trust me thats bad.

That happened to me once when I was walking by a Feminist convention.

ouch..them feminninininininiststs are rough

Oh yeah, turned out by that incident, I foiled their plan of Male extermination.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch..them feminninininininiststs are rough

Originally posted by Tangible God
Oh yeah, turned out by that incident, I foiled their plan of Male extermination.
we all owe you a congratulatory slap on the butt cheek then

Try a Penis Massage...That'll sooth it.....












































Or make it 20x worse...Either way you'll feel good

Originally posted by Tangible God
I tried that once......I ended up starting the Great Chicago Fire.

Your in my good book XD The blue book!

as opposed to the black book?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
as opposed to the black book?
Actually, its a yellow book.

"The Black Book of the Dead!"

No? Never seen The Mummy?

so what color is your Chicktionary?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so what color is your Chicktionary?


Gold Also it has blue poka dots.

It's probably turquoise.

Urinary Tract Infection

We have doctors in Australia, go see one. That, or you can refrain from peeing... that probably wont work though.

poor a1hsauce. urinary tract infection

Originally posted by K.Diddy

Well, I've got to say...







































































































































































































You Deserve it.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I control when I empty my load
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me.

he said one of the dumbest comments ive ever heard

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me. And you CAN catch it, but most don't know that simple fact. And have unprotected sex ... sex is a responsibility.

Originally posted by K.Diddy

We reaaaaally needed to know that...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
And you CAN catch it, but most don't know that simple fact. And have unprotected sex ... sex is a responsibility.

thank you ..............now teach him that

Originally posted by Council#13
poor a1hsauce. urinary tract infection
what did I do?...I just told him to see a doctor

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My dear, let me teach you some Sex Ed 101. Most of the time the man doesnt even know when he "Pre-Ejaculates" it just seeps out when the man is horny. Therefore, if you're having sex with a girl and you happen to pre-cum in her, you're at risk for her getting pregnant. It's no effective way, the pullout method, to keep yourself from getting hurt. Trust me.


My dear

K.Diddy's pull put method has been mastered to perfection.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
My dear

K.Diddy's pull put method has been mastered to perfection.

that's disgusting and wrong on too many levels lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
that's disgusting and wrong on too many levels lol



K.Diddy is the ultimate hip white boy love machine baby.