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Yer damn straight I'm professional

*cough*

I am... *THE* professional.

so wots your mind filled advice oh wise one *bows*

t00w

Daily advice: If you're going to spend your last night with someone you love and there is a possiblity of sexual intercourse (Where you stick a penis into a vagina), then bring a condom because there is a good chance you'll throw what you said in the other thread out the window in the heat of the moment.

disguise vell done doctor

i guess.

Also, watch Eurotrip.

lol

Originally posted by BakaXero
t00w
The most awesome w00t I have ever seen.

Damn straight it was. HALL OF FAME!

wots it about

Halls of Fame are where famous things are put into halls. For doing famous things.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k. now im depressed :'(

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am loling lawlz!!one1Originally posted by melinda_warren
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k. now im depressed :'( No you're not

Originally posted by melinda_warren
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k. now im depressed :'(

You should be...but you aren't

hooch

Hooch: Don't drink to much, the rest is mine.

i keep thinking about tuesday

Because you want to have intercourse.

no, i just want to know what hes planning

Originally posted by melinda_warren
no, i just want to know what hes planning What if it was the most romantic thing that ever happened, would you do him?

lol
this conversation aint gonna progress much

Originally posted by melinda_warren
no, i just want to know what hes planning

He'S planning on intercourse.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He'S planning on intercourse. SEXUAL intercourse.

Originally posted by Bardock42
well obviously. Just clarifying

obsessed much?! last time he had a surprise he took me dancing actually the last surprise was my ring for xmas

Originally posted by melinda_warren
obsessed much?! last time he had a surprise he took me dancing actually the last surprise was my ring for xmas

And now you could surprise him......but what ight surprise him....hmm...i dunno......do you?

What a pimp.

no comment

If he tries to rape you, stab him with a pitchfork.

intresting..........

No?

Originally posted by melinda_warren
intresting..........

Except you actually want it

Originally posted by Bardock42
Except you actually want it

thanks for the help!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh I am so looking forward to it. She'll get pregnant. Tell her parents aboot it and they will try to sue Raz......gonna be a lot of fun. no one is that retarded. Except maybe Elmo.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
thanks for the help! *cough*

now this is getting slightly odd

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey I don't know her...I learned that it's best to expect every huan you meet to be on the intelligence level of Elmo (most often you will be pleasently surprised they are ) I love your philosophy.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
now this is getting slightly odd
This was slightly odd from the beginning.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
now this is getting slightly odd *I'M* the professional here, not you.

ok well im now offically sorry for asking for advice.

You were asking for advice?

Originally posted by melinda_warren
ok well im now offically sorry for asking for advice.

So am I...wait I didn#t....

Originally posted by Bardock42
So am I...wait I didn#t....

because i an insane confused 13 year old. who is in a stupid situation and now can't stop crying.

Based on your text message, I would say: It's best left to the night, would be the next message to send.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
because i an insane confused 13 year old. who is in a stupid situation and now can't stop crying.

The first part is actually all yolu have to know...SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

I have a black-coated knife

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't I'm sorry.

i don't even know if i want to go now. you guys have messed me up. so much i think if i go near him im ethier going to get shuved up against a wall and raped or get pregnant!

Shit, I'm tired.

Is it called Days of our Lives?

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, it's a german bullshit show.

Originally posted by Bardock42
that at least doubles the amount of Bullshit. Heh. I've often wondered if the word "Germ" originated from German.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I never asked me that. Huh?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well..I just didn't. *shrug* Who would?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't know.....Steven? Who?

Steven = Who?

No, who is Steven

The Who?

Damn striaght they do.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You answered to the side note cry ...wwe had such a good "Who's on first!" Joke going

Anyways, the who..:I love them....what songs do you like? Don't know, my dad has a playlist consiting only of them, I listen to it the same time he does, it's all good, because the playlist is all good

Oh, yes it is.

Gah, I'm starting to get a headache, and I'm still not done transferring everything onto my PC.

*cough* compressed porn.

LIar Liar, pants on fire!

Originally posted by Bardock42
No...I do that sometimes...porn is filthy.....

Meh, I'm going to bed.

It's 12:00 now.

Now that's sad.

I need help Dr. Snoopy I just discovered a terrible truth.....it hurts to say it out loud...I know something I shouldn't......

What is it? *Therapizes you*

Prove it.

Eh? Took it the wrong way Bardio.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Possibly

Fine thread you are having here....

Heh, yep, and now I'm off to play KOTOR.

They're great games, the Sequel is better IMO though.

Is this a fix me thread?.......OK try....It never worked before

Well ok...fix me, but don't touch!

not that you can... try

Well it's not much of a fix me thread as it is give sex advise to underage children...

yeah no kidding lol

I knew she was underaged, passing herself off as an adult, but I knew...

Here's a little piece of advice to those that believe that can tell when they're ready for sex:

You can't.

Why? Because that knowledge only comes in reflection. Whether you choose to have sex or not with someone, it's always a split second decision of whether or not you want to then. And, it's always a "Yes", not because you love him/her, but because of the base human instincts inside of you. When people reach the "No" conclusion, it's almost always because they've recieved advice from someone else or are influenced by external factors.

jawdrop

You forgot the 'from Wikipedia' reference

No, I'm just intelligent enough to glean that from other people's experiences, unlike a large portion of the human population.

Hey Scooty....whats up?

I'm looking on wiki for what I just said

Hmm......wikipedia is large

Maybe I just sound too professional, but that isn't from wiki, it came from my brain.

I don't know, but I'm not going to change my name for a while

Originally posted by Syren
I know, I was kidding... stop looking already I did a while ago.

Of course, I made it diva

{Thanks }

Originally posted by Syren
Of course, I made it diva

{Thanks }

Hmm...very diva-ful .... but who is the character in that sig.....and avi for that matter?

I have no clue. I like anime but I couldn't tell you who she is, although I do know of some characters I found the pic on dA and thought it would make a good sig

Which it did. How did you make it?

Help me Scooty. I think I misspelled necessary in any way possible...you need to therapize me

After the therapy, and the psychiatry, and the meetings, you know what it all comes down to?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
After the therapy, and the psychiatry, and the meetings, you know what it all comes down to?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

To something being destroyed? ....letssay the OTF for example?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which it did. How did you make it?

Cropped the pic to a suitable size, added a border and my name. Full stop. Nothing special and not much effort, but I like it

Originally posted by Syren
Cropped the pic to a suitable size, added a border and my name. Full stop. Nothing special and not much effort, but I like it

I mean just how do you do it? What programmes and such....cause my sigs usually only involve IrfanViea and Paint

Originally posted by Storm
After the therapy, and the psychiatry, and the meetings, you know what it all comes down to?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Realizing that the only help you really need is yourself?

42? No.

Yes, yes.

*spams Douglas Adams*

Indeed.

Zing!

Ba-Zing!