I wish I was a turtle
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Ronny
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle
BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE
Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...
And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.
wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...
Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...
Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!
uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays.
Bloigen
youpiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupi
Ronny
I know.. It's crazy. I wonder what started this.. Taco bell....
Darth_Amidala
omg....rotflmfao!!
Poor.....busboy.
Dory rocks
I agree, Dora does need to stfu
Ronny
finally someone who agrees with me! Stupid little girl can stuff her mochila
Morning_Glory
turtles are cute in_love
Ronny
i know arnt they
I love your sig, i wanna see that movie so bad
Darth_Amidala
I wish I was a hippopatamus.....god how do you spell it? Oh well.
Ronny
Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I wish I was a hippopatamus.....god how do you spell it? Oh well.
hippopotamsadifhdsi I dont know
Hippo
Darth_Amidala
Originally posted by Ronny
hippopotamsadifhdsi I dont know
Hippo
Yeah!!
Hippos rock
PVS
turtles and hippos?
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051228/D8EPEABO4.html
Ronny
thats hella cool
Council#13
Rhinos are way better
melinda_warren
ronny cool sig
Captain REX
Ronny, I so agree. Turtles rock. With the slow orgasms and rock hard...erm...shells.
melinda_warren
do they? never really thought much about it.
Captain REX
Not to mention that people really shouldn't be thinking about other creatures having orgasms.
melinda_warren
you enjoy that huh?
Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Ronny
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle
BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE
Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...
And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.
wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...
Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...
Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!
uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays. Now the ninja turtles, THAT would rule hardcore...
Bardock42
I am a turtle
Storm
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Storm
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Those are some damn special turtles....and artists...whichever you prefer.....
Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am a turtle
But not a NINJA turtle...
Bardock42
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
But not a NINJA turtle...
No..cry
*lizziekk*
turtles get eaten by sharks and stuff
Bardock42
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
turtles get eaten by sharks and stuff
Sharks get eaten by Icelandians
*lizziekk*
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sharks get eaten by Icelandians
*sigh* its a shark eat turtle world........
Roulette
Originally posted by Storm
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael or Michaelangelo?
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
I used to watch that show^^..my fave turtle was the one with the purple headband...that was Donatello, right?O.o
Bardock42
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*sigh* its a shark eat turtle world........
It's a something eats something world
Originally posted by Roulette
I used to watch that show^^..my fave turtle was the one with the purple headband...that was Donatello, right?O.o
Yeah, that's Donatello...I am a Leonardo Fan.....he has Katanas
Tha C-Master
Leonardo all the way baby, I'm probably going to go watch the movies later...
Bardock42
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Leonardo all the way baby, I'm probably going to go watch the movies later...
You show 'em buddy....
Tha C-Master
Hell yea!!! Its in my sig...
Morning_Glory
turtles in_love
Ronny
Originally posted by Captain REX
Ronny, I so agree. Turtles rock. With the slow orgasms and rock hard...erm...shells. I knew you would have to agree icon5
Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's a something eats something world
Dog eat dog?
vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by Ronny
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle
BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE
Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...
And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.
wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...
Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...
Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!
uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays.
First off not all turltes live in the water.
Second the male is on top not the female, because the female trys to run away.
Anyways I love turles they are so cute
. I have a turtle, and a tortoise. They are so cute.
Backbone
Originally posted by Ronny
That would be so cool you wouldnt really have to do anythng all you have to do it walk around and eat plants and stuff, and theyre so slow. Its like "**** the fast lane, chicks dig me on my back" I would be one pimp ass turtle... My name would be ....Brunhilda... The turtle
BRUNHILDA THE TURTLE
Thats so manly. Speaking of.. I wonder if they have penises... like little turtledicks. And if they have sex and stuff.. How would that feel.. a really slow orgasm.. like "ooo" except.. like an hour in...
And how come they totally abandon their children. Its like ... "NO I DONT WANT YOU .. you were a mistake! I should have never slept with that busboy!" except.. since they're turtles they say it all slow... "noooooo iiiiiii ddooooonnttt waaaannnttt yoooouuuuuu" and then they just leave.. go into the ocean. like.. suicide.
wait.. Do turtles live in the ocean? Yea.. like that dude from Finding Nemo...
Awww i love finding nemo. That movie was hella sweet. Its like Marvin was so sad that he couldnt find nemo so he asked this retarded fish with like ADD to help him.. Dora? Dory...
Oh andDora the Explorer THat show PISSES me off! Its SO annoying!!! Mochila mochila!
uuuuggh shut uppp you stupid little tard. She has a pet monkey that talks. no wonder alot of kids are ****ed up nowadays. ..ok, I want you to put your hands behind your back, and step into my crazed b*tch chamber
Backbone
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
COWABUNGA! hmmmm..reminds me of a song Cartman sang..not exactly sure what it was
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