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Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

why did you laugh??

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
why did you laugh??

it was just so small

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
why did you laugh??

What makes him A Man does not have enough Man Power.



No, it does not make youa bad person.

But think about this.

WE ARE NOT CONSTENTLY ERRECTED!!!

And if it's cold, it shrinks. (but comes back to size after a few minutes)

it was a little immature to laugh...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person? +
depends. why did you laugh?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
What makes him A Man does not have enough Man Power.



No, it does not make youa bad person.

But think about this.

WE ARE NOT CONSTENTLY ERRECTED!!!

And if it's cold, it shrinks. (but comes back to size after a few minutes)
too much detail....

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
too much detail....

Laughing because it was small doesn't make you a bad person. Knowing it was small does, tho.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
+
depends. why did you laugh?

she already said... because it was so small..tsk

Indeed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
+
depends. why did you laugh?

like i said it was so small and plus he's one of those guys thats alwayz talkin about how he's packin and i was just so shocked u know

Originally posted by Bloigen
Indeed.

Hank: Yup.
Dale: Yup.
Bill: Yup.
Boomhower: Mmm hum.

Originally posted by Bushwacker
Laughing because it was small doesn't make you a bad person. Knowing it was small does, tho.

that makes no sense lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

i'd probably laugh aswell so no your not a bad person

Originally posted by LethalFemme
like i said it was so small and plus he's one of those guys thats alwayz talkin about how he's packin and i was just so shocked u know


The Equation Goes:

The Bigger The Muscles Divided By Ther Amount Of Gloating = Actual Size.

If they drive and SUV and live in the City, thats also a negative
IF they haeva Subscription to the NRA thats also A Negative.

Guns and SUVs and SOEMTIMES building a lot of muscle and trying to sound manly Building on tehre Ego, beacsue they beleive there Ego is at risk because of small size.


Its been prooven.

Just the fact that you KNEW it was small ....

nevermind...was only teasing anyway

Originally posted by ladygrim
i'd probably laugh aswell so no your not a bad person

finally I knew a gurl would get it lmfao

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
The Equation Goes:

The Bigger The Muscles Divided By Ther Amount Of Gloating = Actual Size.

If they drive and SUV and live in the City, thats also a negative
IF they haeva Subscription to the NRA thats also A Negative.

Guns and SUVs and SOEMTIMES building a lot of muscle and trying to sound manly Building on tehre Ego, beacsue they beleive there Ego is at risk because of small size.


Its been prooven.

thats not always true

Originally posted by Bushwacker
Just the fact that you KNEW it was small ....

nevermind...was only teasing anyway

lol

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
she already said... because it was so small..tsk
what women do not realize is that a males penis, when soft, grows a lot. i knew a guy once, and apparently, according to his GF, his was small as hell when limp. but, when erect, it was like 9 inches.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
like i said it was so small and plus he's one of those guys thats alwayz talkin about how he's packin and i was just so shocked u know

well it'S obviously understandable if he is bragging aboot it before that you might be surprised. Still it does hurt a man to get laughed at by a girl especially in such a matter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what women do not realize is that a males penis, when soft, grows a lot. i knew a guy once, and apparently, according to his GF, his was small as hell when limp. but, when erect, it was like 9 inches.

no sweetie he was erect lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
well it'S obviously understandable if he is bragging aboot it before that you might be surprised. Still it does hurt a man to get laughed at by a girl especially in such a matter.

i know but i couldnt help it lol

he was erect? ouchie...how long was it in inches, roundabout? 2 or 3? 4?

it was erect and he was peeing... come on.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

Not a bad person, per say, but immature. Like KMP said, size when not erect is very deceiving. Room temperature plays a big part in this.



Why would he be erect when taking a piss at a party? This makes no sense to me. You must have thought he was erect when really he probably wasn't. Maybe he had a Semi.

so how long was it?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
no sweetie he was erect lol



i know but i couldnt help it lol

Most unlikely. The male prostata keeps Urin from leaving when the penis is erect, so it most probably was soft.


And that doesn't make you a bad person. It's not like you did in on purpose but you have to see that that guy might actually be very hurt.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so how long was it?

well it looked erect to me and id say about 4 1/2

4.5? well, the average size while erect is 5.2.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
well it looked erect to me and id say about 4 1/2

So it wasn't small at all actually?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
4.5? well, the average size while erect is 5.2.

it is?

Originally posted by Bardock42
So it wasn't small at all actually?

see he was drunk and he wasnt even holding it he was just standing there peeing and it looked hard it even moved

The question is.... "Have you actually seen a penis, prior to this experience?"

And peeing with an erect penis? Unlikely.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
see he was drunk and he wasnt even holding it he was just standing there peeing and it looked hard it even moved

Well. It is a rather strange occurance anyways.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
see he was drunk and he wasnt even holding it he was just standing there peeing and it looked hard it even moved

Like I said, it could have been a Semi...(he's not fully soft, nor is he hard). That would explain the smaller size, with peeing without holding.

Except I'm afraid for the toilet bowl since he wasn't aiming.

Are you sure urine was coming out, not some other substance...... (someone had to ask it)

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?
Not all men may fit to your satisfaction, my dear. That or the simple case that he just wasnt ..you know, horny. Lol. Anyway, no, that doesnt make you a bad person. What would make you a bad person would be going and telling ALL your friends that this man had a really tiny d*** and then laughing about it in his face with everyone pointing and staring. That's mean and rude!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
like i said it was so small and plus he's one of those guys thats alwayz talkin about how he's packin and i was just so shocked u know

i would have laughed my head off hysterical

Originally posted by Leo.M
i would have laughed my head off hysterical

Thank You LMFAO

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Not all men may fit to your satisfaction, my dear. That or the simple case that he just wasnt ..you know, horny. Lol. Anyway, no, that doesnt make you a bad person. What would make you a bad person would be going and telling ALL your friends that this man had a really tiny d*** and then laughing about it in his face with everyone pointing and staring. That's mean and rude!

well i didnt do that lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
well i didnt do that lol
And that's good.

Although you did tell your boyfriend.... and so it will be nicely spread around by now because guys are complete bitches.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i thought only teenage girls were bitchy???
Stereotype...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?
I did that once, except I didn't laugh, I shot him

let me ask this. how ong does an erect penis have to be in order to not warrant being laughed at?

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i thought only teenage girls were bitchy???

By her typing, I'm pretty sure LethalFemme is a teen, and therefor her boyfriend probably is too. And guy's are bitches.... believe me

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i thought only teenage girls were bitchy???

Yeah the difference is girls are bitchy....guys are bitches (meaning they are evil)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
let me ask this. how ong does an erect penis have to be in order to not warrant being laughed at?

15 inches...at least.

so...you have to be a bull.

You're 18??

you already opened the topic, whats the prob?

So Lethal, answer the question. How long does the guys package need to be in order not to get laughed at? What do you consider average?

Originally posted by Bardock42
15 inches...at least.
Okay, please tell me what you mean by this, because I go berzerk. I think im misunderstanding it.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Okay, please tell me what you mean by this, because I go berzerk. I think im misunderstanding it.

Sarcasm..

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Okay, please tell me what you mean by this, because I go berzerk. I think im misunderstanding it.
Well it's kind of hard to explain..hmm..how can I tell you that...well....it was a joke

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it's kind of hard to explain..hmm..how can I tell you that...well....it was a joke
Okay, okay. No need to get harsh. *Hiss*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i think it depends on the girls experience. whatever she has seen she is gonna use as a scale. Girls tend to have a lower spatial intelligence i.e. if you asked them to draw a six inch line, it would probably be about 8 inches, therefore girls pretty much ALWAYS up the size of their lovers wang.

agreed. good point.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Girls tend to have a lower spatial intelligence i.e. if you asked them to draw a six inch line, it would probably be about 8 inches, therefore girls pretty much ALWAYS up the size of their lovers wang.

Yeh, girls are thick. They'll suck on anything if you say it's ice cream.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Girls tend to have a lower spatial intelligence i.e. if you asked them to draw a six inch line, it would probably be about 8 inches, therefore girls pretty much ALWAYS up the size of their lovers wang.

are you saying we're dumb?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
7

WOO! I'M ABOVE AVERAGE!

no, not dumb, those words never were posted.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
are you saying we're dumb? No I'm saying spatial intelligence is lower among females. Doesn't make you dumb, just not a reliable source of guessing sizes.

righto.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
No I'm saying spatial intelligence is lower among females. Doesn't make you dumb, just not a reliable source of guessing sizes.

oh so we're just bad at math then?

6 is around average

no, 5.2 is average.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeh, girls are thick. They'll suck on anything if you say it's ice cream.

Indeed.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
it was just so small HAHAHAHa

5 is the average in America.

Said by the Queen of the cock.

Bird cock = Bird.

LindsIsTighK

Originally posted by LethalFemme
oh so we're just bad at math then? No distance/visual stuff. Keep up.

5-6.5 is Average. 7 is above average. Around 4 and under is below average.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*


I know what a jerk

Originally posted by LethalFemme
oh so we're just bad at math then?

You should maybe just read what he said.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know what a jerk
yeah i cant believe he wrote that.......

here you go....

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Aww sweet! that means that I am mightier then 90.5% of the world!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
yeah i cant believe he wrote that.......

Well that was actually funny....

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
No distance/visual stuff. Keep up.

i know what you're saying i was just playing around with you cause you're always doing that to me lol

but seriously if I saw it again I'd still laugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
here you go....

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Huzzah, I'm slightly above average!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
here you go....

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

thanks for that although i keep getting conflicting statements on average lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well that was actually funny....

yeah i know that's why i hated it lol

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Aww sweet! that means that I am mightier then 90.5% of the world!
HA HA

every site i go to gives me different data.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
every site i go to gives me different data. Yea it ranges 5.0 to 5.5, but there is no average with girls, its either big or small.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Aww sweet! that means that I am mightier then 90.5% of the world!
hahah I am better than 99.9% of all men....no wait.....smaller isn't better...dammit

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Yea it ranges 5.0 to 5.5, but there is no average with girls, its either big or small.

Ever see The "Alpha" Condoms?

Cup your hands together... Thats how big the opening is.

Or, As Big as the Inside hole of Masking Tape.

i'm actually suprised at the lack of fools saying, "yo, i got a 12 inch anaconda in my pants!"

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Yea it ranges 5.0 to 5.5, but there is no average with girls, its either big or small.

Or Ice Cream

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
every site i go to gives me different data.

I know

Originally posted by mysterio69
i'm actually suprised at the lack of fools saying, "yo, i got a 12 inch anaconda in my pants!"

me too

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person? yes, you are evil and must repent before its too late.

"true it was also really skinny and had a lot of veins"

how long were you looking at it to get all this info? did he know you were looking?

Originally posted by mysterio69
"true it was also really skinny and had a lot of veins"

how long were you looking at it to get all this info? did he know you were looking?

She may have confused it with his little finger......

Oh I'm such a B!TCH! Look at me go! Dude is doing it for hisself!!!!

*snap*

I would concider this... What if a bloke got a peak at you and laught cause you were flat chested or had "in his opinion" nasty titties... Would you feel hurt even after he gave some faux sorry...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

Im probably like the 10th guy who's said this but it ain't gonna always be erect. If it was then us guys would have a heck of a hard time moving around and stuff.

Oh God, I feel weird now.

you obviously know little of the male genitalia if you would judge a mans size while he's flaccid.

"God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

- Robin Williams

Originally posted by Cringe
(...) If it was then us guys would have a heck of a hard time moving around and stuff.


Or Peeing.

Or Sleeping.

Or Not Watch Porn

Or Sit with Crossed Legs.

Or Go Swimming without benig Humiliated.

Or Hug.

Or Climb.

Or Crouch.

Or Put On pants.

hysterical I would of laughed my ****ing head off

check this out.....

http://www.sfgate.com/vent/impeach/messages/121.shtml

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
check this out.....

http://www.sfgate.com/vent/impeach/messages/121.shtml



hysterical

and this too....

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and this too....

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html



clapping

yes, my thoughts exactly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and this too....

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html we learn something new all the time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

Oh No i would have laughed too..-smirk-

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
I would concider this... What if a bloke got a peak at you and laught cause you were flat chested or had "in his opinion" nasty titties... Would you feel hurt even after he gave some faux sorry...
exactly. or what if he thought you looked fat?

What an Odd Thread..i said that in a british way

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay so last night I was at this party and had to use the bathroom and walked in on this guy and he was peeing and I looked and I couldnt help but laugh it was just so.......u know lol and then I was like I'm so sorry and closed the door. I told my bf and he was like ur evil lol.................so does that make me a bad person?

Yes it makes you a horrible terrible person. And you shoule be lynched, drowned, drawn quarters, burned, and have the ashes shot into space for all of oblivian to see the fate of those who laugh evillaugh

































































what were we talking about again?

Yo I have a 12 inch anaconda......sorry had to break the streak of no one saying that.


Anyway, back to the topic, no hell even I would have laughed. lol

thats wrong. that can scar a guy for life.

nah just means he will be some Enzytes number one customer...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats wrong. that can scar a guy for life.

Im a dude, and I dont go around bragging about my size. If a guy lies about his size, then has to prove it, he deserves to be laughed at.

But to all the ladies who would laugh remember it's the motion of the ocean, not the size. Er did I say that wrong?

Originally posted by Susan-Storm
What an Odd Thread..i said that in a british way

erm... As a brit I am confused as to the way I say "what an odd thread" differs from the way anyone else would say it??

I can understand the way I say "Lets play some football" differs
Or the way I say "one is not amused"

But "Odd thread"??

you're a bad person for doing that.

Self control and constraint people. There's a time and place for everything.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly. or what if he thought you looked fat?

Don't even go there...

You check out the amount of girls who have got boob jobs to the amount of guys who have got penis jobs/englargers...

Perhaps the truth here is girls Love to be bitchy...

*don't confuse this with "girls are bitches" There is a big difference*

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Im a dude, and I dont go around bragging about my size. If a guy lies about his size, then has to prove it, he deserves to be laughed at.

But to all the ladies who would laugh remember it's the motion of the ocean, not the size. Er did I say that wrong?
yeah, most guys that brag about their size are full of it.

and you know this how?

is it comprehensible.....

My one is only 3 inch on a flop but when I get hard it is 6.5 inchesconfused

Its one of those things..... All guys have measured cause they felt they might be "lacking"...

Originally posted by K.Diddy
My one is only 3 inch on a flop but when I get hard it is 6.5 inchesconfused

That's average, just like the rest of us. Nothing wrong with that.

wow, that is not something I needed to know...

Just remember this joke...

Q "how do you know when a woman has cum???"
A "Who cares??"

Sexism can be very supporting sometimes...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Just remember this joke...

Q "how do you know when a woman has cum???"
A "Who cares??"

lol

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
and you know this how?

is it comprehensible.....
its just common knowledge.

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
That's average, just like the rest of us. Nothing wrong with that.


Good

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its just common knowledge.

you don't know this for a fact unless you have checked every guys part that said they were doing better than average in that area and I doubt you have done this.

is it comprehensible.....

"pedantic" starts to set in...

ok this guy was taking a leek you walk in on him, shut him the **** down so he'll be celibet the rest of his life of embarasment. then you ask am i evil for doing that, yes id say so, youll have to live with that the rest of your days , or more importantly so will the other guy

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
you don't know this for a fact unless you have checked every guys part that said they were doing better than average in that area and I doubt you have done this.

is it comprehensible.....
lets just say that i have had a few friends that have bragged about their size. after they broke up with their girlfriends, the girlfriends would tell me their true size and performance level.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
no sweetie he was erect lol

and how do you know this??

cuz she is a sinner.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lets just say that i have had a few friends that have bragged about their size. after they broke up with their girlfriends, the girlfriends would tell me their true size and performance level.

That's always a killer. Learning that your bad in bed from an ex.

it happens. the women tend to spill it all.

Yes, they do. It's rather annoying really.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
cuz she is a sinner.

what? walking in was an accident....now if she were lusting that would be a sin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lets just say that i have had a few friends that have bragged about their size. after they broke up with their girlfriends, the girlfriends would tell me their true size and performance level.

and you thought what the other person above said was way too much information.
If you're going around getting info. like that from your friends ex girlfriends then you can handle it.
And also that's a little disturbing. Keeping tabs on your friends like that.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
and you thought what the other person above said was way too much information.
If you're going around getting info. like that from your friends ex girlfriends then you can handle it.
And also that's a little disturbing. Keeping tabs on your friends like that.

is it comprehensible.....
i didnt keep tabs on them, the girls just spilled it.
how is it too much info?

no. I was talking about your earlier comment about how YOU said that the guy telling his size was TOO MUCH INFO.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
That's always a killer. Learning that your bad in bed from an ex.


I wouldn't listen to much as if they are your ex it is possible they are just saying that to get you back.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I wouldn't listen to much as if they are your ex it is possible they are just saying that to get you back.


LoL Yes, but it does put doubt in my mind.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I wouldn't listen to much as if they are your ex it is possible they are just saying that to get you back.
i have always gotten good reviews, even on bad breakups.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i have always gotten good reviews, even on bad breakups.

Bad break ups are the only thing I seem to be good at. Never got the hang of being friends with ex's.