Fart Food!
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Impediment
I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?
Impediment
I get that way from eggs, sometimes.
bogen
raw onions, subway and stuff.
powerfulone1987
I think this is an appropriate time for the phrase: "Some things are better left unsaid".
is it comprehensible.....
bogen
in retrospect id say your right
Tired Hiker
I get gas when I eat curry!
DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Impediment
I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?
Um....Well anything with a lot of oils would cause even the smallest person to break many winds.
Personally for me, it's those Curly Fries from Kroger. They have so much oil and acids. Hehe.
BlackSunshine
I don't fart that much, don't know why, but when I do its usually from eggs or if I've had alot of alcohol and they smell like dirty feet. HA!
Impediment
I just discovered some more foods that make gas: black-eyed peas and cabbage. Jesus!! That stinks!!
powerfulone1987
I do not expel gas from my body.
is it comprehensible.....
El_NINO
Has anyone ever tried eating a can of corn.... that will seriously make you FART till the cows come home..
also eating green apples and a lot of them will have the same effect...
I sometimes like to smell my farts too
ChRoMeHeArTzZ14
umm wheat chex, raisin bran, and anything with a lot of fiber
Ronny
Fart droolio
I fart alot.. but I make myself fart
If I eat alot of dairy yea I fart more..
GCG
I am going to have to agree with you cause I am a pussy
Bloigen
I haven't posted here yet.
xyz revolution
thai food. and it's a 2 hour long fart.
willman
and the award to the most pointless thread goes to...
BlackSunshine
i think thats the point
Impediment
I ate some chinese food today and I let out a fart that would end a marriage!! clap Sorry, but I just HAD to share, because you know that I love you all.
DarkC
Originally posted by Impediment
I ate some chinese food today and I let out a fart that would end a marriage!! clap Sorry, but I just HAD to share, because you know that I love you all.
Thank god you're not in one yet.
DarkC
Originally posted by willman
and the award to the most pointless thread goes to...
Seeing as how you don't frequent the OTF, I don't think you have the grounds to judge.
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Ronny
I fart alot.. but I make myself fart
Impediment
Originally posted by Ronny
Fart droolio
I fart alot.. but I make myself fart
LOL. How?
Spawn_Master
Originally posted by El_NINO
Has anyone ever tried eating a can of corn.... that will seriously make you FART till the cows come home..
also eating green apples and a lot of them will have the same effect...
I sometimes like to smell my farts too
I've eaten green apples.. and nothing has happened to me..
That Taco I just ate will give me gas for awhile
DiamondBullets
For love of all that is good and holy, someone please close this thread??????
redcaped
What the Fart are you Eating about!
Impediment
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
For love of all that is good and holy, someone please close this thread??????
Whats the matter? You don't fart?
Impediment
*Bump*
I simply had to revive this thread for 2 reasons:
1) It's been a while, and we have interesting new members that could offer some interesting, even perverted, responses.
2) I ate some of my dad's homemade chili last night. The CDC has just declared my pants a level 3 biohazard I'm farting so much.
FoxMeister
Good old British Potatoes fox2
my body disagrees with fibre foods
Impediment
Fiber just makes me poo. I eats my Wheaties. 131
JediSamuraiMRB
Too much mexican food makes me fart. Had some the other day and couldn't stop farting for an hour.
Impediment
Beer, depending on the brand, will also give me gas.
Heineken, Shiner Bock, Dos Equis = Beer farts.
Miller Light, Coors Light, Budweiser = No farts.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
Beer, depending on the brand, will also give me gas.
Heineken, Shiner Bock, Dos Equis = Beer farts.
Miller Light, Coors Light, Budweiser = No farts. shiner bock gets you too, eh? do you trap her head under the covers and make her smell them?
SelphieT
Just drinking normal coke gets my body quite.......bubbly
Laugh my ass off.
Impediment
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shiner bock gets you too, eh? do you trap her head under the covers and make her smell them?
The infamous "Dutch Oven" always gets Raeann. evillaugh
SelphieT
Originally posted by Impediment
The infamous "Dutch Oven" always gets Raeann. evillaugh
OH YOU ARE TERRIBLE!
Impediment
Last night, I made a poo, and I dragged her into the bathroom to behold it's glory. She ran out screaming.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
Last night, I made a poo, and I dragged her into the bathroom to behold it's glory. She ran out screaming.
she got pwned.
Impediment
She's easily grossed out by poo. shit
She does, however, fart like a horse. The same decibel level, too.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
She's easily grossed out by poo. shit
She does, however, fart like a horse. The same decibel level, too. beware the sharts.
Impediment
Shart.
Rogue Jedi
Vurps.
Impediment
Queefs.
JLred
pickles upset my stomach..
Impediment
Mexican food is a gimme, but what about BBQ?
Being a Texan, I eat a lot of BBQ, and it does, in fact, give me the poots.
FART
Green apples + Coke
Seriously try it
Thoren
Originally posted by xyz revolution
thai food. and it's a 2 hour long fart.
Originally posted by powerfulone1987
I do not expel gas from my body.
is it comprehensible..... Originally posted by powerfulone1987
I think this is an appropriate time for the phrase: "Some things are better left unsaid".
is it comprehensible..... Originally posted by Morning_Glory
gross
Barker
Originally posted by Selphie
OH YOU ARE TERRIBLE!
Dave_97
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
gross <3 love
Shelterman
Beans or greasy food will do it every time.
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