Fart Food!

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Impediment
I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?

Koala MeatPie
Eggs.

Morning_Glory
gross

Impediment
I get that way from eggs, sometimes.

bogen
raw onions, subway and stuff.

powerfulone1987
I think this is an appropriate time for the phrase: "Some things are better left unsaid".

is it comprehensible.....

bogen
in retrospect id say your right

Tired Hiker
I get gas when I eat curry!

DanieLs_4_Ever
Originally posted by Impediment
I don't know what the hell I ate today, but I've been farting non-stop for over an hour now. This isn't your average smelly gas, by the way. This is the type of gas that would stain your teeth! The kind of farts that would end a marriage! Now I remember......I think it's because of that deer sausage I ate for lunch today. Good stuff! What foods make you gassy and fart? How bad?
laughing out loud
Um....Well anything with a lot of oils would cause even the smallest person to break many winds.
Personally for me, it's those Curly Fries from Kroger. They have so much oil and acids. Hehe.

BlackSunshine
I don't fart that much, don't know why, but when I do its usually from eggs or if I've had alot of alcohol and they smell like dirty feet. HA! big grin

Impediment
I just discovered some more foods that make gas: black-eyed peas and cabbage. Jesus!! That stinks!! laughing

powerfulone1987
I do not expel gas from my body.

is it comprehensible.....

El_NINO
Has anyone ever tried eating a can of corn.... that will seriously make you FART till the cows come home.. yes


also eating green apples and a lot of them will have the same effect...

I sometimes like to smell my farts too no expression

ChRoMeHeArTzZ14
umm wheat chex, raisin bran, and anything with a lot of fiber embarrasment

Ronny
Fart droolio


I fart alot.. but I make myself fart blink

If I eat alot of dairy yea I fart more..

Mišt
Bananasdisgust

GCG
I am going to have to agree with you cause I am a pussy

Bloigen
I haven't posted here yet. eek!

xyz revolution
thai food. and it's a 2 hour long fart. laughing out loud

willman
and the award to the most pointless thread goes to...

BlackSunshine
i think thats the point

Impediment
I ate some chinese food today and I let out a fart that would end a marriage!! clap Sorry, but I just HAD to share, because you know that I love you all.

DarkC
Originally posted by Impediment
I ate some chinese food today and I let out a fart that would end a marriage!! clap Sorry, but I just HAD to share, because you know that I love you all.
Thank god you're not in one yet. laughing

DarkC
Originally posted by willman
and the award to the most pointless thread goes to...
Seeing as how you don't frequent the OTF, I don't think you have the grounds to judge.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Ronny
I fart alot.. but I make myself fart blink

confused

Impediment
Originally posted by Ronny
Fart droolio


I fart alot.. but I make myself fart
LOL. How?

Spawn_Master
Originally posted by El_NINO
Has anyone ever tried eating a can of corn.... that will seriously make you FART till the cows come home.. yes


also eating green apples and a lot of them will have the same effect...

I sometimes like to smell my farts too no expression I've eaten green apples.. and nothing has happened to me..erm

That Taco I just ate will give me gas for awhile no expression

DiamondBullets
no expression For love of all that is good and holy, someone please close this thread??????

redcaped
What the Fart are you Eating about!

Impediment
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
no expression For love of all that is good and holy, someone please close this thread??????
Whats the matter? You don't fart?

K.Diddy
WTF

Impediment
*Bump*


I simply had to revive this thread for 2 reasons:

1) It's been a while, and we have interesting new members that could offer some interesting, even perverted, responses.

2) I ate some of my dad's homemade chili last night. The CDC has just declared my pants a level 3 biohazard I'm farting so much.

FoxMeister
Good old British Potatoes fox2
my body disagrees with fibre foods

Impediment
Fiber just makes me poo. I eats my Wheaties. 131

Rogue Jedi
chinese food.

JediSamuraiMRB
Too much mexican food makes me fart. Had some the other day and couldn't stop farting for an hour.

Impediment
Beer, depending on the brand, will also give me gas.

Heineken, Shiner Bock, Dos Equis = Beer farts.

Miller Light, Coors Light, Budweiser = No farts.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
Beer, depending on the brand, will also give me gas.

Heineken, Shiner Bock, Dos Equis = Beer farts.

Miller Light, Coors Light, Budweiser = No farts. shiner bock gets you too, eh? do you trap her head under the covers and make her smell them?

SelphieT
Just drinking normal coke gets my body quite.......bubbly laughing out loud Laugh my ass off.

Impediment
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shiner bock gets you too, eh? do you trap her head under the covers and make her smell them?

The infamous "Dutch Oven" always gets Raeann. evillaugh

SelphieT
Originally posted by Impediment
The infamous "Dutch Oven" always gets Raeann. evillaugh

OH YOU ARE TERRIBLE! laughing out loud

Impediment
Last night, I made a poo, and I dragged her into the bathroom to behold it's glory. She ran out screaming. smile

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
Last night, I made a poo, and I dragged her into the bathroom to behold it's glory. She ran out screaming. smile she got pwned. stick out tongue

Impediment
She's easily grossed out by poo. shit

She does, however, fart like a horse. The same decibel level, too.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
She's easily grossed out by poo. shit

She does, however, fart like a horse. The same decibel level, too. beware the sharts.

Impediment
Shart. laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
Vurps. laughing out loud

Impediment
Queefs. sick

JLred
pickles upset my stomach..

Impediment
Mexican food is a gimme, but what about BBQ?

Being a Texan, I eat a lot of BBQ, and it does, in fact, give me the poots.

FART
Green apples + Coke
Seriously try it

Shakyamunison
Cabbage

Robtard
Religion

Thoren
Originally posted by xyz revolution
thai food. and it's a 2 hour long fart. laughing out loud Originally posted by powerfulone1987
I do not expel gas from my body.

is it comprehensible..... Originally posted by powerfulone1987
I think this is an appropriate time for the phrase: "Some things are better left unsaid".

is it comprehensible..... Originally posted by Morning_Glory
gross

Barker
Originally posted by Selphie
OH YOU ARE TERRIBLE! laughing out loud

Dave_97
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
gross <3 love

Shelterman
Beans or greasy food will do it every time.

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