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I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

That %^$# is funny.

Rodney Carrington is hilarious. I own all of his albums. I nearly had a wreck the first time I ever listened to his stand-up cd in my truck because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

OMFGLMAO! Thats funny!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/605/Dear_Penis_Rodney_Carrington.html

what the hell?

I dont know!

and here i was waiting for people to stare and point at

i'd jus notice i made a mistake...

we'd just stay home together

should be

we'd just stay home forever

hysterical

You are a walking erectile disfunction!

you talking to me?

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis! clap

No that doesnt work though icon5 2005 was year of the cock

Originally posted by Ronny
No that doesnt work though icon5 2005 was year of the cock

Damnit!

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane! tomcat

oh my.. It does look like a penis from some point of veiw.







Yay for year of the penis plane!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Damnit!

Okay, how about this then . . .

I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis Plane! tomcat
urgh... wasnt that a big thing in 2003?

Yeah, Backfire pointed it out. What of it? There's never been a year dedicated to it? Hero.

I wasnt here in 03 sadly

So close though 7 days

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, Backfire pointed it out. What of it? There's never been a year dedicated to it? Hero.
you cant call me a hero
cause a hero cant call some one unworthy a hero.
I'm sorry but the hero title ramains yours

Originally posted by BakaXero
you cant call me a hero
cause a hero cant call some one unworthy a hero.
I'm sorry but the hero title ramains yours

I will not believe your lies. You say these things to protect me, I'm sure. A true hero you are.

no no no
i see you do many heroic things that inspire me

So, you being my hero inspires you? Good to know!

no hero's are the ones that inspire others
and thats what you do best

My brain just exploded.

see you so daring that you would explode your own brain to prove a point.
now that heroic

I did not choose for my brain to explode. Your heroness made it do so!

your modesty is what makes you great

Your greatness is what makes you modest.

see now you come up with things that spin me out.
you truly are great!
thats why your my hero.

I just looked the word 'hero' up in my dictionary. It said, n. KMC's BakaXero.

You can't deny that truth!

look your both heros and im a god, agreed?

Pretty funny.

hysterical....

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I declare 2006 to be the year of the Penis! clap
droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
hysterical

You are a walking erectile disfunction! From what I've heard the only people who meantion it and say a lot of people have it, is American's. Makes you think...

*Whistles enzyte tune*

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...
What the shit?

Originally posted by Impediment
Rodney Carrington is hilarious. I own all of his albums. I nearly had a wreck the first time I ever listened to his stand-up cd in my truck because I was laughing so hard. Seriously.

Currently listening to Rodney Carrington - All the Reasons (I'm Not Queer)

First word original, second word your original.

I wish I had one crybaby


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

no 1 wants it

You already have one crybaby


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Omg what is this lmao

And Storm, why do you want one fear

I own.

"put our heads together" LMAO

Dear Penis

why would someone open a thread named dear penis.1234

Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
why would someone open a thread named dear penis.1234 Type that word in search and be amazed shock

Originally posted by Storm
I wish I had one crybaby


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. dont we all cry

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

Next!

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Type that word in search and be amazed shock holy shit, there was like 3 pages of it.

Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
holy shit, there was like 3 pages of it. lol and none closed

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
lol and none closed scary freakin thought.

and alot have 3 or more pages to the thread.scare

Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
scary freakin thought.

and alot have 3 or more pages to the thread.scare

Originally posted by BakaXero
I dont think i like you anymore,
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
ohhh dear penis i dont like you any more.

used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by
now it seem things have changes
i think your the one to blame
Dear penis i don't you anymore.

He sings

Dear Rodney,
i dont thiink i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking
you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i don't like you anymore

why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'd just stay home together
dear penis i think i like you after all

oh and rodney while your shaving shave my balls...












































ok its a song i heard, thought its was funny and thought i'd share.
hope it dont offends anyone...

yeah song you heard...right.... renske

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
And Storm, why do you want one fear Imagine the... things I could do


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

who on earth bumped this thread?

*Points to Cyber Ninja.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*starts regretting making thread*

Originally posted by **Gen_Thorin**
why would someone open a thread named dear penis.1234
Your guess is as good as mine

Originally posted by Storm
Imagine the... things I could do


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. You are weird

Originally posted by Storm
*Points to Cyber Ninja.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Well I saw this thread and was like wtf..Then I went to find it again atschool because I was that bored, typed dear penis and 3 pages of penis threads popped up Some similar to this that got closed Mods were more strict back then

It's funny though. I saw Raz close a last tim eyou masterbated thread saying sorry wankers but not pg13 after like 3 pages but yet last time you had sex is still alive

I love Kmc

Penis Freaks.........