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I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Originally posted by Demarest
I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Burn down the house, then they won't be able to tell whether the smoke came from a cigarette, or the fire.

ROLLERCOASTERS

Originally posted by Bloigen
ROLLERCOASTERS

anti-smoke candles....or normal flavoured candles..
or incense... I suggest clove-flavoured

Ignoring the sad trolls...

Thanks I'll see if there's some there, i've got at least 45 mins left till they go home Clovie

Originally posted by botankus
Especially in Compton...that way you could pass it off as a product of gang violence.

You've got it all wrong. You've got to be "Straight Outta Compton".

Can't pay for your help, sorry.

Spray some deodorant....

Originally posted by Demarest
I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Just say your computer over heated!

Lawlz!!1

Take a big dump on the living room floor.

Originally posted by Itzak
Just say your computer over heated!




naw, don't think they'll buy it.

So, in the 8 minutes that have elapsed since you asked for help, what have you done to accomplish your goal of hiding the smell (posting on KMC doesn't count)?

Wow, you're screwed.

Originally posted by Demarest
Ignoring the sad trolls...

Thanks I'll see if there's some there, i've got at least 45 mins left till they go home Clovie and of course the best would be opening all the windows too
and honestly... I hate the smell of smoke.. and I'm always fighting with it after comming back from pub..

Originally posted by botankus
So, in the 8 minutes that have elapsed since you asked for help, what have you done to accomplish your goal of hiding the smell (posting on KMC doesn't count)?

f uck all, looked around of the some candles

Originally posted by Demarest
f uck all, looked around of the some candles

Whatever this means, good job!

Blame it on a racoon.

Say

"Why dear mother, you will be flabbergasted at my tale but I am not bearing any false witness! A racoon like animal came into our humble abode and raped me! So i had to get a couple of **** out and smoke him away."

Originally posted by Clovie
and of course the best would be opening all the windows too
and honestly... I hate the smell of smoke.. and I'm always fighting with it after comming back from pub..


yeah, but the main problem is my mom, females can smell better. she probably knows i've been smoking

Open a window and spray some air freshener/deodorant.... moron...

Or you could strip naked and wait till they come in. When they come in start masterbating, they will be so occupied wth you being occupied with yourself that they will ignore the smell of smoke.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Or you could strip naked and wait till they come in. When they come in start masterbating, they will be so occupied wth you being occupied with yourself that they will ignore the smell of smoke. Actually, that might be your best bet. I'm horrified to say.

Originally posted by Demarest
yeah, but the main problem is my mom, females can smell better. she probably knows i've been smoking if she knows you shouldn't bother with anything

You're honestly telling me you have no deodorant in your house?

LOL Clovie


wow 5 people added on ignore. this is great. I love that button.

Why did you smoke in the house slapnuts? If they don't want you smoking/or smoking in the house...step outside. Way to get caught, hope you get grounded.

I reckon he doesn't even smoke and is bullshitting for the attention, I find it hard to believe he has no gas propelled spray anywhere in the house.

Thanks fridget. I appreciate your comment but you're on ignore. kk

Spray some oven cleaner or something.

seriously, I'd NEVER smoke in my mom's or dad's house! Ciggarette smoke lingers into everything dude. If you have some glade plug ins, or some scented candles, perfume, cologne, try all that. Thats a pretty big selection.

Originally posted by Demarest
Thanks fridget. I appreciate your comment but you're on ignore. kk


*tests to see if he's on ignore*

Easy E sucked.

Why does everyone smoke? They taste like smoke. What is the appeal to it? They made me feel the exact same as I was.

I dunno, I only smoke when I'm extremely pissed, it gets my mind off task so I can calm down, and when your outside and its cold it warms you up. Hell yeah it tastes like sh*t, but I just only do from time to time.

hysterical

Originally posted by AOR
hysterical

What's so funny?

Originally posted by Demarest
I was smoking in my living room, because my parents and everyone in the house is away shopping. and it's me here alone. they'll be back home soon and the room smells like smoke. there's no fragrance or anything to get rid of the smell. what's the best way to get rid of the smell

Open all doors and windows.




Whats your address btw ?

Originally posted by Bloigen
What's so funny?

All of you...


Cold-sensless, souless people






































































and for that you are loved

.....thank you.

Originally posted by AOR
All of you...


Cold-sensless, souless people
...
...
and for that you are loved

Are you having a good time?

Rollercoasters
Holy roller
I got shot down
In Southern California

Are you having a good time?

huh?

Its a haggis side effect

Originally posted by AOR
huh?

Don't ask.

Originally posted by GCG
Its a haggis side effect

There's no need for that.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't ask.

I'm not going anywhere, so....

Originally posted by AOR
I'm not going anywhere, so....

First you need to tell me what the 6548 at the end of hotsauces name means.