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So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry

you need a doctor or one of them skin doctors, i keep on forgettin wut there called

Originally posted by JacopeX
you need a doctor or one of them skin doctors, i keep on forgettin wut there called

A gansta pimp ass ho, Doctor?

Dermatologist...in a can

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry
See your local hygienist!

I'm just 1 with 1 buck. This is the world people.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
A gansta pimp ass ho, Doctor? A DERMATOLOGIST (thank you Crazy C))

Just cut it off your hand or your dick, wherever it is.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry scream at it for a while, and in do time, it will leave you alone

Is that your girl?

droolio

Originally posted by Bloigen
Is that your girl?

droolio

Wow.

I won't give my opinion and I don't wanna credit-it or discredit-it but I am here, this is my post. I know your thought before you think it. Since you asked...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry

POP THAT SHYT!!!!

Laser that shit. Straight up Goldfinger style.

Seriously though, visit doctor's.

-AC

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry

Well if it's a boil, I would recommend a drying agent. Once completly dry a scond party member should carefully and I stretch the word) to score upon the infestation. When the agitation is removed seek proper cleaning materials. And allow the body to heal.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry Try Roman Polanski, he can take care of it.

MOOSE!

CARIBOU!

LMFAO! Guys...and girls...I do NOT have a boil anywhere on my body, nor have I ever....but the mere thought that you would take the time to give me remedies, Goldfinger or otherwise, is touching.

Originally posted by DeathByPencil
MOOSE!

Lil T, my man...what's going on??

cry you made me open a book for you....never again mhm

Originally posted by AOR
cry you made me open a book for you....never again mhm

I just wanted to feel close to you guys..and I did. Please don't be angry!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just wanted to feel close to you guys..and I did. Please don't be angry!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just wanted to feel close to you guys..and I did. Please don't be angry!

I'll make you deal, you answer a question for me, and we'll be even...

Originally posted by AOR
I'll make you deal, you answer a question for me, and we'll be even...

Ooo-kayyy......?

Because I am the riddle master, try to solve this riddle:

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.

Originally posted by AOR
Because I am the riddle master, try to solve this riddle:

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it.

At the risk of sounding like a complete idiot, there is only one thing that fits that criteria...

It is a shadow.

glad to know you can use the internet, but yes the answer is correct....

Originally posted by AOR
glad to know you can use the internet, but yes the answer is correct....



Why would you think that automatically?

#shrug# not many people could answer that question, let alone in five minutes, but then again, I've never asked a moose....

Care to try your luck on another?

Originally posted by AOR
#shrug# not many people could answer that question, let alone in five minutes, but then again, I've never asked a moose....

Care to try your luck on another?

Yes, we have intuitive powers....

NOT LIKELY.

Anyhow...Sure, I'll try stuff.

And truth be told, I had heard that one before, so, it's not that I'm a riddle prodigy.

A CUCUMBER!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes, we have intuitive powers....

NOT LIKELY.

Anyhow...Sure, I'll try stuff.

And truth be told, I had heard that one before, so, it's not that I'm a riddle prodigy.

Very well, here's one I'm positive you wil not guess in the alloted time of 5 minutes:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out!

Originally posted by AOR
Very well, here's one I'm positive you wil not guess in the alloted time of 5 minutes:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out!

What is this allotted 5 minute stuff? I said I got the other one because I knew it....this one though....will take some time.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
What is this allotted 5 minute stuff? I said I got the other one because I knew it....this one though....will take some time.

well you guessed the other one in five minutes, and I don't care how canadian you are, chances are you may not guess it in five minute.

Originally posted by AOR
well you guessed the other one in five minutes, and I don't care how canadian you are, chances are you may not guess it in five minute.

I didn't GUESS it man!! I had heard it before. Kinda like I know the answer to why the chicken crossed the road.

This one though, it looks normal as it says, but....it must be that something is missing or.......

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I didn't GUESS it man!! I had heard it before. Kinda like I know the answer to why the chicken crossed the road.

This one though, it looks normal as it says, but....it must be that something is missing or.......

close....think alphabet....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, I have this disgusting boil, in a really awkward place...and it's inhibiting.....shall we say, certain acts from commencing.

I need your honest to God, KMC Doctorate degree diagnosis and cure.

Please, KMC clinical staff, help me.... cry

Note to self: Never click on a Moosie thread while eating lunch.

Originally posted by AOR
close....think alphabet....

There is not a single letter E in the entire thing. Is that it??

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Note to self: Never click on a Moosie thread while eating lunch.

Yeah, I'm sorry...I'll make sure to make some nice threads from now on darlin.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
There is not a single letter E in the entire thing. Is that it??

well done...

care for another?

Originally posted by AOR
well done...

care for another?

clapping YAY!!

Sure, but I am heading out for lunch soon, so it may be a while before I get to it.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
clapping YAY!!

Sure, but I am heading out for lunch soon, so it may be a while before I get to it.

No problem just post when your done with it:

You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.

Explain how the tractor got there?

Originally posted by AOR
No problem just post when your done with it:

You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.

Explain how the tractor got there?

Well, I know here, there are islands in lakes, and if the water freezes, we can drive out there??

Doh, foiled me again. Here's one that took me a while:

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?