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well as long as the word wuv comes up there will be no barfing on my behalf

and as long as there is no wuving in the pool or on the deck im fine

woohoo, pool party! great! low temperatur in the pool, I hope?

around zero

Mmm Pina colada's and food, count me in!

Party on dude!!!

Pina Colada is a wuss drink have a SAMBUCA or twelve

Have some Tequila man.

But don't try to swim afterwards.

Tequilla, it makes me happy!!

dont need to piss in the pool cause you`re happy Corran

Yeah - tell Mech no pissing in the pool. He has to stick to the mailboxes.

*grabs sunglasses, swimsuit and giant SW towel*

I'm ready !!!

Say, ... how warm is it outside? Otherwhise I'm going for some scuba

Well you're not allowed to barf in the pool, but there were no rules about not pissing in it!!!!

If anybody pisses in the pool, I'm throwing in a large applicance thats plugged in.

Alrighty then, who is in the pool?

guess no-one now...

hey! the pool remains pissless! got it!


it happens to be a whoping 200 degrees outside

Celsius????

*Jumps into pool. Clothes and all*

Nice Lance. Those jeans you're wearing will drag you right to the bottom.

How long has he been down there now?

No oxygen to his brain, you know that'll give him brain damage, why didn't you help him Gundy?

I'm using the Jedi revival trick on him. Just watch.

*Lance magically floats to surface and jumps out, unharmed*

See ?

Very good! I am impressed!

But I was thinking more along the lines of you helping him by putting your foot on his head to make sure he stayed down!!

(Drags bed into the party).

Ah, a social function and being able to lie in bed all day! Beautiful!

bed in the pool?

let's sink it!

It's a magic bed; the Force is with it.

what does it do? after sinking apperently...

Its unsinkable. See, Ush even has a special pillow just for his lightsabre.

Is that a lightsabre or is it the magic pillow?

Ah, now there is a mystery...

I knew it! the pillow is here to force a settlement!

We should not have bought the bed!

Pool party eh? So where is LE in her sexy bikini?

the words "ugly ducking" comes to mind...

I'm not blowing anything. Not even when you call it that.

Where's ToMacco? He'd blow anything!

Spare a dab of sunblock anyone?
This southern flower is wilting!

what is that yellow river behind Corran

Yellow river, behind me, oh that's just a distant line of golden protocol droids, come to help serve the drinks.!!!!

liquid protocol?

eh Mah I wouldnt swim through it

Englishmen

hey! i am already in the pool and with no such skanky bathingsuit on!!!

Quick Somebody get the Lady a bikini or something to cover herself up with, this isn't decent beahviour for a lady!

yes it is

look at yourself, corran

better him than us

Somehow I think the gang here should meet with their clothes on for a couple of times first, before we go skinny dipping together.

i agree. never were my words so rudley taken out of context

clothes are always needed

That's why I dived in completely clothed.

i thank you for that.

why cant everyone follow Lances example?

Okay. Everyone now has to be exactly like Lance.

*looks in shirt*

This may be a problem for some of us.

it would be expensive for the girls to be like lance....

how bout we stick to clothes for everyone as a rule

OK, OK which smart arse has run off with my clothes?

Come on guys, I'm getting sunburn in places that's gonna REALLY hurt here!!!

sticky clothes?

Corran, why dont you just swim throug your river of liquid yellow protocol ?

I am fully clothed and further protected by my bed.

official Jediwear, I take?

Exactly.

you're getting predictable

No need for a Jedi Knight to dress flashily just to be original.

or to get cut in two

First thing they teach us, that.

and a nice cut it was... a shame QGJ will never brag about it

Yes, QGJ was always a cut above the rest!

well, he always thought he was better then the rest, problem was, he always got a stomach-ache...

No QGJ bashing in here !

I have my towel. I'm ready to go hitchiking.

oh do stay Gundark.

the guys promise no more QGJ bashing. right boys?

As Gundy knows, I LOVE QGJ.

it must be the hair

Yes, let's give QGJ some piece and quiet!

Get it, he was cut in two pieces!

Err... no he wasn't... which rather detracts from whatever humour that might have had...

no he was not, he got run through with Mauls saber

Opps

indeed would have worked on Maul though.

Yup

He'd need 4 floaties, two for his arms and two for his ankles!

QGJ was great !!

Tony the Tiger is gonna be pissed!!

Ah, sod Tony. Someone should shoot him.

Shoot Tony the Tiger why???
He's Grrreeeaaatttttttt!!!!!

That was the greatest book.

THe universe version?

the universe is made out of fireflies!

any entertainment at this happy place?

well, you can mock Ush and his bed, if you want...

nah, too unoriginal

then you're on your own

LE, some entertainment!

that's your thinking

sure thing panda

why dont we drown Yers for entertainment, Mah knows CPR

because I can breath underwater?

Hey fishface, can you breath with your head cut off?

*dumps a load of alka-seltzer in the pool*

How's that for entertainment ?

Now "That's Entertainment" - Finti song!!

*waits for finti's song*

You know, Lady E might not be too happy with all of these bubbles. They appear to be moving up over the lawn and into her 5 million dollar house.

Hey yerss !! Go get a broom or something, man !

Forget the Brush Yess, quick help us move the Food and alcohol out of the way of the oncoming tide of bubbles.

Good thinking ! Save the drinks and snacks !!!

Except the spam of course.

*starts eating private collection waffles*

hog.

what the hell are all of these bubbles?

GUNDY!!!

Hmmm...*tastes the bubbles* ewww!! alka seltzer.
*jumps in pool*

ahhh!!! it stings!!

*Lauren sneaks up and steals the waffles right out from under Yers's nose*

*innocent look*

Sorry Lady E....they wanted entertainment. yerssot made me do it. *points at yerss, who fortunately has his mouth stuffed with waffles and can't talk*

Hehehe.

YERSSOT!

dont try to explain yourself! Gundark told me all about your mischeaf!

*sends yers to the the kiddy end of the pool for time out*

*grabs waffles, goes sitting at the end of the pool, keeps eating*
mmm...mmm..mm...mmmmm...mmmm..mmm

(translation: Lauren, you DO know I always use poison in my waffles?)

hic, I drink I'm thunk!

Oh no, Corran has been drinking in the pool again.

*throws Corran a raft*

Better get on that thing quick. I see a fin behind you.

A police car and a screaming siren
A pnuematic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking,
I say that's entertainment.
That's entertainment" - The Jam

*looks at watch*

Right on time !


yerss, better watch out, that fin is heading for the kiddie end.

even sharks dont eat any Belgian stuff

Well in that case they'll be circling Corran cause I think the raft I threw him has a hole in it.

that was not a raft that was a waffle

Oh man.

Sorry Corran !!

*looks around for something else to throw him*

Oh look, here's an anvil.

and a comb

Lucky for me that I have built up an immunity to all harmful substances. Including death sticks the Belgian poison.

All these bubbles are tickling my buns!!
OOOOOOOOO, there goes another one!http://216.40.201.38/cwm/cwm/asian.gif

Is it time to close this one????

NO!!!!
*Throws Dim into the pool*

Hey! I'm a mod! you can't do that..

Dim I don't know you but if you don't stop closing all of the good threads I'm going to have to find out where you live.

Then I'll close it for her. We're closing because of serious problems with hygiene...

Signed: the Forums Health Dept.