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Just ask the person below you a HAVE YOU EVER question


i'll start

Have you ever Gotten naked with fitty cent watching?

Yep

Have you ever masterbated infront of the queen of china?

That ll be funny but nah cuz there no queen there

DId you every touched yourself even once? be honest as hell

maybe


ever listen to Alanis Morrisette

Yep

Ever had sex with Alanis Morrisette?

I wish


Ever shave your head bald and called yourself a blank portrait?

no

did you ever do something so retarded that your friends still make fun of you for it today?

No



Have you ever danced naked in the pale moonlight under an oak tree?

Not really.

Have you ever loved someone so bad it made you cry?

maybe

did you ever steal something?

Sure-to neo
No to s


Have you ever robbed a bank wearing nothing by batman's chest guard with the nipples?

Yeah.

Have you ever kicked someone in the genitals?

no... that's just wrong

have you ever dreamed that you were dead?

Dying


have you ever cried over a dead pet?

yeah... I was 6 when my sister accidentally squeezed my gerbil to death

Have you ever almost suffocated in your sleep, but when you woke up you realize that your face was just shoved under your pillow?

No

Ever robbed the moon?

Have you ever been left back at school?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Dying


have you ever cried over a dead pet?

I have, big time.

no.

Have you ever swam naked in a pool of pepto bismal.

maybe


Have you ever looked a t someone and aid "Id do her/him"

All the time.

Have you ever smothered jam all over your body then climbed inside an elephant and start vibrating?

Last night actually.


Have you ever put on a sailor suit, and shaved your buttocks?

Just once, Back in the 80's.

Ever made a thread on Kmc that didn't Blow?

once

Have you ever jumped off a high part of something?

I go cliff jumping frequently.

Have you ever put honey all over yourself, and went outside to wait for the bears?

.....no

Have you ever got hit by a car?

no

have you ever almost got banned on KMC?

Yeah, when I was 14.to being hit by a car

No, to being banned.

Have you ever threw ketchupp up in the air and shot it with a gun?

No

Have you ever made a thread that got 0 posts?

Yeh

Have you ever made an invention that later got stolen by bears and then they sold it to a penguin, who becomes a rich tyrant and ends up blowing up the earth in a furious rage?

Have you ever made a post that was supposed to be funny but came out retarded?

No

Have you ever realised that Spartan is no fun?

Yes.

Have you ever broke your toe?

no


have you ever been shot at?

yes, but not purposely.


Have you ever shot at someone?

no, but I've wanted to...lots of times


have you ever attempted suicide?

Originally posted by Spartan005
Have you ever made a post that was supposed to be funny but came out retarded?
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That wasn't aimed at you Bloigen

I know

Have you ever ate your own face?

hopefully not.....

Have you ever fought with a friend and never talked to him/her again?

Yeh

Ever ate a baby?

Maybe.

Have you ever wondered why the heck we all feel the need to post on stuff like this?

STFU NOOB1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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(Nope)


Have you ever sucked on a sock untill it turned into a peice of chocolate?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Have you ever realised that Spartan is no fun?
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Has anyone (besides Bloigen) realized that I am fun?

I did!!!

Have y'all ever defeaten an opponent in a stunning display of hand-to-hand?

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
I did!!!

Have y'all ever defeaten an opponent in a stunning display of hand-to-hand?

Most deffidently, a very proud moment for the Heeran house

Have you ever humbly subjected yourself to another person's will?

My sister, all the time.

Have you ever woken up with no memoryof who you were?

Yeah, brings back memories...

Have you ever woken up thinking you were in a pool?

yes

have you ever been sleeping and felt you were fallin only at the last to wake up and realize it was a dream?

not recently.....

Have you ever dreamed that you were the opposite gender?

(not that I have)

No.

Have you ever broken out singing for no readily apparent reason?

nooo

have you ever had doubts about your religion?

yes

have you ever kissed a cousin or sibling with your tounge?

Yes !


Have you ever had a jello wrestling match ?

no

Have you ever beaten someone up?

Yes

Have you ever pulled someone's hair ?

yes...my sisters


Have you ever ate a booger?

no
have you ever licked a brick wall?

yes.

Have you eva pood urself when u were over the age of 12?

yes...


Have you ever broke a window with your fist?

lol. No but i have with my head. Hav u eva died?

in french orgasm is 'a little death' so ...maybe

have you ever considered going gay/bi?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
in french orgasm is 'a little death' so ...maybe

have you ever considered going gay/bi?

No I haven't...

Have you ever tongue kissed someone of the same sex ?

no but i am bi.

Have u ever been kissed by someone not in your family?

yes

have you ever stayed home in your pajamas all day and ate 2 boxes of icecream??

haha i do that nrrly every day

Ummm...I can't say that I have !


Have you ever felt like your life wasn't going to get any better ?

o yer i forgot the question.

Have you eva been in a feature length movie?

yea..but it did

ever taken Prozac?

nope hav u?

No I haven't....

Was in a feature film


have you ever had a song written about you ?

what film??

not that i know of

ever kissed an orca whale?

o

no but ive wrote songs.

Hav u ever been so embaressed u hid in a hole?

No...no point in hiding.

Lucas


Have you ever smoked ?

NO!

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever ran from the police ?

YES!

Have you ever infiltrated the fbi and nearlly caused the ww3?

Seeing as I work for the FBI...there would be no point in me infiltrating it, now would there ?

Have you ever rode a horse ?

Nope.

Have u ever rode a motorbike or been to a motorbike race?

yes, ive shown saddlebreds in equitation for 4 years now i used to hunt seat jump.


ever kissed someone under a mistletoe?

Yes


Have you ever fallen on a motorcycle ?

Fallen as in fallen off when you're on a motorbike?

Nope, but i dont ride them im to young. i go on the back of my dads and i nrrly fell of once.

U?

nope...

ever popped anoter persons pimple?

Ewww...No !


Ever picked someone else's nose ?

every day.

Ever watched a hollyoaks omnibus~?

ew, no!

ever watched porn?

Yer.
Same as my last q

Can't say that I have


Have you ever just wanted to jump in front of traffic ?

Yep

Have you ever killed a thread by not keeping the questions coming ?

its happened

have you ever bitten your toe nails off?

no..lol.. ive tried though.

ever licked a floor?

No I haven't...

have you ever tried to lick your elbow ?

Yes

Have you ever danced to your cell phone ringtone?

yea.. many times

have you everbeen to costa rica??

Only when it has a really good song as the ringer


Have you ever flicked someone off on the road ?

yep

Have you eva sang to a song in public rlly badly without realising?

nope

have you ever been caught doing something extremely embarassing?
(and if so than what?)

No, besides I have neither pride nor shame...

Have you ever meditated?

nope hav u eva had a shower?

no offence

No.

Have you ever had a shower with someone else?

yep

hav u eva had a baff?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
No.

Have you ever had a shower with someone else?


yes



Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes. Have you ever eaten green tea ice cream...in Kyoto?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
yes



Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes

Have you ever been arrested?

no

Have you ever broken someones heart?

not really

Have you ever crapped your pants in public?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sadly, yes...


Have you ever wanted to mutilate someone unrecognizable?

errr.... no

have you ever gotten into a fist fight?

nope


have you ever been involved in a crime!

yep

have you ever taken a shower with somone else and didnt end up gettin it on?

nope...ha ha..kinda impossible

have you ever farted in someones face?