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9 really isn't anything

Originally posted by silver_tears
9 really isn't anything This was the song I wanted to send you, I found it in flash form

I saw this in funny junk, it wuz funny as hell

Cindy crwaford
nuttin rhymes with cidy crawford after 9 coronas

Are you implying something



And there's a lot of spelling mistakes in that

Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you implying something



And there's a lot of spelling mistakes in that Implying what? f00k j000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
9 really isn't anything

You kidding me? I'd probably be passed out on the floor

That just reminds me of an amazing night up north at my friend's cottage with a bunch of friends droolio

I honestly probably have the lowest alcohol tolerance known to man. Last time I drank something was last new years and I was drunk from a single glass of wine

Originally posted by silver_tears
That just reminds me of an amazing night up north at my friend's cottage with a bunch of friends droolio r u da 1 4 m3?

Well some wine is really strong

Originally posted by KidX
r u da 1 4 m3?

Can you hold your alcohol? droolio

LAGNAF.

It wasn't anything strong.....and one glass

Part of the reason why I don't drink is because I know I'll be wasted really fast.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can you hold your alcohol? droolio I don't drink much, but alcohol holding is in my blood

Originally posted by Lana
It wasn't anything strong.....and one glass

Part of the reason why I don't drink is because I know I'll be wasted really fast.

Sucker

I can hold my booze

Party Girl eh?

Damn straight baby

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sucker

I can hold my booze

Well I don't want to or like to drink anyway, so it doesn't bother me

Originally posted by silver_tears
Damn straight baby I found my dream girl

Originally posted by Lana
Well I don't want to or like to drink anyway, so it doesn't bother me

I dunno, I find it pleasant sometimes
Like it makes somethings me enjoyable

Originally posted by KidX
I found my dream girl

Aren't you like 15?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Aren't you like 15? Yeah... but once upon a time so were you. Wasn't that... when I typed lyk dis?

When I was 15, no one was around on this site, there was like 5 regulars

Drinking is one of my many strong passions.

Originally posted by silver_tears
When I was 15, no one was around on this site, there was like 5 regulars Huh? I was too busy looking at a picture of your eyes.

I do believe I'm being hit on flirt

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do believe I'm being hit on flirt Is it working?

Maybe if you were my age darling

Ive had enough of the youngins this summer bag
But we'll not speak of that.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe if you were my age darling

Ive had enough of the youngins this summer bag
But we'll not speak of that. Zing!

What if I take an aging elixir! I wouldn't mind losin' a few years of my life for ya

Those years really don't matter for much anyways no2


But apparently I look like I'm 25 or something, because people just trip al over themselves to serve me alcohol around here

Originally posted by silver_tears
Those years really don't matter for much anyways no2


But apparently I look like I'm 25 or something, because people just trip al over themselves to serve me alcohol around here Zing!

Yeah, I wasn't really hitting on you, you know

Liar diva

I was dared... or was I?

You know the last thing you said to me/about me while I had the LTA account was "You're nothing but a snotty little 13 year old brat."?

Well you're no longer 13, but I don't know about the rest

Dared by whom may I ask?

You seem to like me more, so something had to change

You're no longer 13
I'm very agist

Pretty much that entire time Dogbert and you talked was me, you know that right?

tricky tricky tricky.

i had a feeling from the start!

Originally posted by silver_tears
That just reminds me of an amazing night up north at my friend's cottage with a bunch of friends droolio

Wasn't that the night you slept with Johnny Knoxville?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Wasn't that the night you slept with Johnny Knoxville? Did that actually happen?

Originally posted by KidX
Did that actually happen?

Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them.

Originally posted by KidX
Pretty much that entire time Dogbert and you talked was me, you know that right?

Yea, I found out after a while disgust

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, she's friends with the cast of Jackass and Viva La Bam. I think she slept with all of them.

Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bam's by far the most frisky, Johnny's a sensual lover

I agree.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I agree. Oh geez.

Originally posted by KidX
Oh geez. I was drunk. I needed the publicity. bag

Tell me that was after I had any contact with them

Originally posted by silver_tears
Tell me that was after I had any contact with them

Yeah, I had sloppy seconds. You are okay. I however still smell like Canadian muff.

Sloppy seconds are never fun no2

Speaking of Sloppy Seconds, some random girl on the street offered me sex and said she had just de-virginized someone else and wanted to do it again...

...Eww.

That's a fabulous profession right there

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sloppy seconds are never fun no2

After 9 coronas they are.

After 10 you don't even realize they're seconds I bet

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
After 9 coronas they are.

Zing!

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's a fabulous profession right there It's sickening

Originally posted by silver_tears
After 10 you don't even realize they're seconds I bet

After eleven, you don't even realize it's a farm animal.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
After eleven, you don't even realize it's a farm animal.

I think 11's one too many for ya TH

Originally posted by silver_tears
I think 11's one too many for ya TH

drunk