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Well, I won't be able to post much for awhile. My computer went wacko. We were sent a virus or something like that. My mom opened an e-mail and it had 20 numbers at the top, and then it repeated the 20 numbers. My computer's been freezing shortly before it finishes loading. My dad was able to do small things on it this morning (damn, he deleted my KaZaA program). I'll be able to talk a little until the 21st, because that's when I get out of school and I'm using the school computers (which are iMacs and they are slow). Until my computer's fixed (my dad said that won't be until August possibly, because he's going on summer break in July and he's already gotten his last paycheck which we are using to go to Sequoia National Forest for a week).

So I won't be around much. Sorry. See ya later.

see you in a while then so long

Thats a shame. See ya September!

sealed with a kiss

virus???? did you download a virus-busting program, like Norton/Symantec or McAfee, and install a firewall? sorry about that. I am totally paranoid when it comes to puter bugs.

Have a nice summer; stay safe.

Norton is a must

That sucks Rex. Don't worry, we'll all be here when you get back.

sorry rex, hope to see you soon...

*Sits at the window in '40s WWII era dress*

I will wait for you until you come back!

Yeah..we'll be here waiting..

anticipating

*starts making plans to brake into Tex' computer*

I hear Kazaa users could catch the Benjamin Worm

yup thay can

what happened to the Ezekiel Virus?

it got polio

what about the meazles?

Use an ointment.

i've got Norton on my other computer and it still got a virus

updated and all?

some viruses crack everything

that's why the update-button is usefull

should try that on your brain Yers

What's the Benjamin Worm?

a virus

I have a brain???
scary! what next? England winning the WC?

that can happen that England wins, you having a brain on the other hand............

mah's going to eat his shirt!!!

that might not be too bad. Klinger ate a jeep, remember ?

and Scotty got beamed up

*Waits for finti to swing his battle axe down on Yers for mentioning the ST*

*waits for Lauren to fall out the window*

the axe will fall before that Yers

Ooooooo...yerss said a bad word.

a no no word

I didn't knew you couldn't mention a window

depends on if it is microsoft one or just a real one

*Waits for Yers to be shot by the angry mob that he has annoyed in his native Belgiam*

you can wait for that

finti, what if it's an illegal copy?

still would be a microsoft windows

woops :d

I don't think Lauren is planning on falling out any windows. And yerss, that was just plain mean.

*aims DS laser at yerssot*

See, why can't we just all get along ?

*starts eating waffles*

as you do 24 hours a day

*starts calculating*
... 2... remember the 5... multiply by 6... errr... 4...

Ow heck, I'll believe you on this one

ok, what did yersssssss do now???

*pushes To's slapping machine into room*

Ya know, those Belgium Waffles are on the menu at the Omlet Parlor near my house. I haven't had them though.

I HAVE RETURNED!!!

My dad changed his mind and spent a few hundred dollars on fixing the computer. He used some back-up discs to save my documents and a few other things, then sent the computer to a company and they discovered the virus and wiped the computer. My father still hasn't loaded my documents yet, so I have no music to listen too off the computer and no pictures or stories that I painstakingly typed. They'll be there though.

Anyway, the DSL connection and the internet are working (if they weren't I wouldn't be posting right now) and the AOL Instant Messenger is too.

Before my computer screwed up, I had the Norton Firewall. My dad found out that that is just if someone wants to look at the data on your computer. They can't change anything and it's harmless. So my dad installed the Norton System thingy that senses ALL VIRUSES known. In e-mails, on websites, and it is a little over protective on the internet actually, because it was warning me about posting here.

Well, I'm back.

Oh, typical. JUST when I finish working out how to do the RP without you... some people!

Seriously, though, glad it all worked out.

Crap, the RP!

*runs to RP*

Come back!

Good job, T-Rex !!!

Back to terrorizing the locals now....

Muahahahahaha!!!

Okay, the Internet Explorer screwed up after I posted yesterday, but now it's all better. Thank you Microsoft phone service.

I'm really REALLY back this time.

Now, where are the locals...

My internet is extremely speedy. I think I'll be here awhile. And everything is faster, including the locals I'm chasing...

NO ONE TRY TO E-MAIL ME!!! You'll get the virus. Ya see, I got something called the Clez virus. Once you get it, it multiplies itself, sending it to a few people on your contacts list. I have never e-mailed my uncle (I don't even know his e-mail address) and he said that he recieved an e-mail from me with the Clez virus attached. My dad recieved one today from the people that we bought DSL from (Earthlink aka Mindspring). And I will keep recieving the virus in a return message saying that I had e-mailed someone that didn't exist. Very peculiar.

Anyway, who else has had virus troubles?

Our entire computer crashed recently because of the Internet. I lost all of my favorites and it took me forever to find this site.

Just look for the big flashing neon sign that says "Raz's"

which rhymes with a.............

Az's

Sucking up to Raz, eh ?

which rhymes with....

Finti's few dozen asses

which rhymes with

Raz's

which rhymes with

Baz's

Okay, so its going to rhyme with practically every consonant put in front of it.

Sorry, only one thing works with Raz. Large quantities of small unmarked bills sent to him on a weekly basis.

I would just like to take this opportunity to complain that my finger hurts and typing isn't helping it. I was perforating the wallpaper in my kitchen so we could steam it and then remove it and my finger got stuck in the perforator. I would just like to take this opportunity to say OW!!!!!!!

your kitchen??????????

Yeah the kitchen. Why do you sound so surprised?

I think finti is thinking its YOUR house, Lauren. As in you live on your own.

Oh, no. Quite unfortunately I still live with my parents. I can't wait for college. I'm going to get as far away from home as humanly possible.

Do you have idea what you want to major in ?

ME

pre-med at LSU I think. I just wish it was farther away from home.

No, but if you keep this up you'll be one of the cadevers I practice on.

Ever think of moving as far as CA?

See my dad didn't get to go to LSU and my brothers didn't go, so I am the Great White Hope of my family. It'll be cool to go. I've got a lot of family in Louisiana

Has it really been 4 minutes since I made the post above Lauren's? It didn't feel like 4 minutes.

Apparently it was four minutes for me, too.

I was just thinking that this forum is unlike any other. On the SW official site forums they are all fighting and catty. We are a family of sorts. A dysfunctional one, but a family.

That's mainly why I stay here. GameWinners is full of spam, Bothan Spy is...well...non active, and Star Wars.com is a bunch of fanboys battling it out to see who's the more retarded. This is very different, don't you agree?

*ignites lightsaber*

Come on, who doesn't agree? Anyone?

who do you think bozo

Now I like that, it could use a little work.....
KMC forums, the simpsons of the Family of Forums...no Forums twice doen't sound right..
KMC , the simpsons of the family of Forums...no family of Forums sounds wrong..
KMC - The Simpsons of All Forums.

Eureka I think I have it, or maybe it needs a bit more....errm
KMC - The Simpsons of All Forums, a family, albeit dysfunctional.

Needs more thought.

Well hurry up and get it straight.

Ush will be giving a test on Friday you know.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_15.gif

Yeah, a test! I bored with eagerness.

We all have roles too.

Ush is the Grandfather
Gundy is the mom
finti is the dad
queeq is the wacky neighbor
mah is the dad's friend
Dim is the evil mayor
Julie is the daughter
To is the the brother
Rex is the brother's friend
I'm the baby
Yers is the pet.

If I've forgotten to mention someone then feel free to add yourself to the lilst

I'm To's drinking buddy.

raz is what? umpire

Alrighty then, that leaves me being Krusty the Clown.

at least a clown

I think I already said that, which part did you not understand?

Time to whip out the clown gun, Gundy dear.

I will use my juggling stun balls to defend myself, or was that my stunning Juggling balls?

I don't think we want to know what you do with your balls.

This list is very interesting.

First of all, she forgot Raz, the punishment for which I'm sure will be unspeakable.

finti as the dad ???? Interesting. But since finti doesn't want to be married, that makes ToMacco a bastard. Dim as the evil mayor....I'm sure she'll have something to say about that one, hehehe. queeq is the wacky neighbor....so now I guess I'll have to be having an affair with the wacky neighbor. Corran has declared himself Krusty the Clown, so he'll have to be shot immediately. Texas was left unmentioned, no problem there. Rex is ToMacco's drinking buddy ? Well then if our son is old enough to drink, he's old enough to get his butt kicked out of the house. I don't really know how Ush is going to feel about the grandfather thing. I was thinking more along the lines of the professor myself. You also forgot Edna, the resident witch. Yerssot is the pet....now thats good. So....what kind of pet is he ? Then there's Keo, who's probably the "aunt from out of town".

Always interesting to see how posters view others after they've been here awhile. Good for a laugh !!

cool i get to uise the I am your father line and then cut To`s hand off

You get to do all the fun stuff !

the force is with you young To but you are not a jedi yet

Maybe the kid's a bastard child from the wacky neighbour.... who knows?

you are right, he got that stupid look

Sorry, must be yours then.

no he has that drowned cat look, just like dutch people have

So when does Queeq start saying "Okily Dokily neighbor" and preaching to people?

Does that mean I'm Milhouse?

Okily Dokily, neighbour.

Hang on, you see me as Finti's father???

Well..... YES!

It would explain a lot.

oh really

So Ush is finti's father......

This makes no sense whatsoever.

oh really

Now I get it. finti was taken away when he was born to live in Norway away from the evil Ush in England so Ush wouldn't know about him and corrupt him in the ways of fish and chips.

bah humbugh, Ush is no viking so he was banned to live among the fish and chipsers, he should be glad he wasnt banned to live as a TAF

Okay - explain TAF to the stupid american.

A fate worse than death Gundy..........the Welsh.

I believe I covered this idea of us being a family in my "The Family Unit" thread some time back. Can't remember who was who, except I'll never forget that it had "big dopey cousin queeq" in there somewhere.

dopey cousin
wacky neighbor

Hehehe.

Do I have to be Milhouse?

*starts choking*

I swallowed my retainer!

Quite frankly I was happy to live in a country that is famous for more than having crinkly fjords at the side...

(A reference for Gundy there)

But how on EARTH did I come across as older than Finti? Older than queeq, I would understand.

I dont know if fog is something to brag about

Oh yeah, because all we get is fog over here. Fog fog fog fog fog. That and gaslight and cockney bobbies in funny hats; little rascals in flatcaps and chimney sweeps doing dance numbers on the rooftops.

Hey Ush, are you related to Mary Poppins by any chance?

what? you want to make a new movie ?

The reason that you are the Grandfather, Ush, is because you are the wisest and the master of arcane knowledge.

Tex is the evil ghost in the attic.
Raz is the big boss. Just in general.
Corran is the guy who is madly in love with me but I won't have a thing to do with him.

And Yers is a marmoset.

Suddenly I am liking Lauren's ideas rather more... I am remarkably flattered!

Oh, come on. You know we love you.

Which is why I suggest an Ush roast.

you suggest we roast Ush? You mean with an apple in his mouth above a nice little fire?
*runs away to get wood for the fire*

and

*grabs microphone*
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKE THREE!
You're out!

oh! that's four! you cheater!

I meant that we should make fun of him good naturedly.

I thought they did that already?

.

Big Boss. Raz will like that.

So we make fun of Ush good naturedly and everybody else with rude, brutal sarcasim, right ?

Like we needed permission to do that anyway?

Where do I appear in this new family unit then?

on the toilet-unit

Mech is the mailman of course.

no wonder we only have receivd crap mail lately

Return to Sender.

I gave a letter to the postman,
he put it his sack.
But in early next morning,
he brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back." -ELVIS

Hey Elvis, how about some lemonade ?

Mech is Gundy's brother who lives with us. And a mailman

If I find out any of you want to put me in a home I will be very cross...

You are, naturally, far from senility. You are still running a business empire in your old age.

I LOVE this world!

Business EMPIRE, you say ?

Touche.

Ush, don't tell me you're working for Palpatine.

Gundy, don't tell me you didn't know that.