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Wow, no gay marriage and already people are marrying animals! Actually, I believe that gay marriage isn't legal in Israel...but marrying a dolphine is. You religious nuts are a riot! And so cute!


http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2006/01/01/1374907-sun.html

JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"He's the love of my life," she said yesterday.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing, she said it reflected her feelings for the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she keeps open the option of "marrying human," she said she is a "one-dolphin woman."

OMG now I can find that beluga whale I always wanted to to have in my life up in the north and perhaps get some extra tax credits this year! According to the prophecy!

Just another case of Zoophilia. And throwing in Christianity in the topic is just propaganda. Jerusalem is full of Muslims, Jews and Christians.

He mentioned Christians because the people who oppose gay marriage (often Christians) often claim, incorrectly, that if it's allowed then bestial marriage will inevitably follow, he was joking though.

Yeah, I've read Capt's posts before. He's a good guy in my book. I'd should said "Conservative Christians" rather than christianity. I see the sarcastic humor behind it. Just a bid too slow on my part.

Talk about shotgun wedings!!! did that poor animal even get a choice before it was forced into a chapple??

I only pray that it's a purely platonic relationship. I pity the poor dolphin. It was probably thinking "ah, human tourism, a free feed of some fish, some pictures, it's all good" - and the next thing it knows it's being married to some women who has some manner of pure love, the pure love you only have for an animal.

And what kind of name is Cindy for a male dolphin?

And how does she even know it's the same dolphin she's been seeing all these years? Does it have "Sharon Tendler" in a love heart tattooed on it's flipper?

If it's not platonic, then I feel for the children. They'll look like Kyles dad on south park when he has dolphinoplasty.

This will be like any other relationship,the husband will jump through hoops to impress the wife and her friends and there will be no sex whatsoever.

Originally posted by Fox4
This will be like any other relationship,the husband will jump through hoops to impress the wife and her friends and there will be no sex whatsoever.

Perhaps, though the main difference is that most husbands can't kill a great white shark using only their nose.

I have heard of crazier and most disgusting things..



Like 2 men marrying.

Originally posted by KidRock
I have heard of crazier and most disgusting things..



Like 2 men marrying.

Here I was thinking you might have said something like you could kill a shark with your nose, but no, it's something much crazier. Ahh, Kidrock, you never disappoint.

Unless that was a bit of social satire aimed at those who wish to unfairly stop gays from marrying. If that's the case, then good work.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Here I was thinking you might have said something like you could kill a shark with your nose, but no, it's something much crazier. Ahh, Kidrock, you never disapoint.

Its common knowledge that I can kill a shark with my nose..by why use my nose when I can just use my superior brain power to stop the shark.

It's probably quite offensive to some, but I doubt that was on porpoise.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It's probably quite offensive to some, but I doubt that was on porpoise.

Ahahahaha. One can have a whale of a time with puns, but there was something a bit fishy about that one.

Nicely done VVD...

When I saw the thread title, I thought Dolphine was a Roman Goddess or something like that.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
If it's not platonic, then I feel for the children. They'll look like Kyles dad on south park when he has dolphinoplasty.

a.k.a. a jewphin

I'd do a dolphin if it had cute eyes and gave me a lot of tail. I hear they get wet so easily. It'd make my job much less arduous - just give her my balls to play with and we'd be having a whale of a time.

Aww, thats so sweet

Originally posted by KidRock
I have heard of crazier and most disgusting things..





Like your mom marrying her brother?

uncle dad?

Originally posted by PVS
uncle dad?

exactly

my sister told me about this i thought she was making it up obviously not

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Like your mom marrying her brother?

I told you to keep that a secret!!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wow, no gay marriage and already people are marrying animals! Actually, I believe that gay marriage isn't legal in Israel...but marrying a dolphine is. You religious nuts are a riot! And so cute! It's the taboo factor just like with 'sex, drugs n' rock & roll'.

If religious politicians were realistic then they would have no problem with the gays in holy matrimony. Just like nobody really caring or being furious about the occassional nut who marries a pet.

Originally posted by overlord
It's the taboo factor just like with 'sex, drugs n' rock & roll'.

If religious politicians were realistic then they would have no problem with the gays in holy matrimony. Just like nobody really caring or being furious about the occassional nut who marries a pet.

Oh, I agree. It reminds me of the people who say "I ain't got no problem with ****, I just don't know why they got ta have a perade in my town" Well, the sooner that person really doesn't have a problem with "****" then the sooner the "****" will have nothing to be proud of.

If you want gay people to stop throwing their orientation in your straight face, then stop giving them a reason to do so.

I wish everybody could realise that but then we'd all be expecting too much of humanity again.

Just think of it, whether you fall in love with someone who just happens to be of the same gender or whether it's someone from the opposite gender, there is no need to label actually.
Certainly no judging on preferences or just random likings needed.

Just a shame that there are also politicians representing shortsidedness.

Originally posted by overlord

Just a shame that there are also politicians representing shortsidedness.

If there were no shortsightedness, then there would be no need for politicians.

Its the gay pride parades that cause the uproar. If they just went about their business like everybody else no one would care. They crave the drama and want to just cause trouble with those parades.

Well, someone better get out there and start a "Straight Pride" movement. We could parade in tuxes and prom dresses and sell copies of straight porn to parade watchers. The fairgrounds would consist of hotdish and cola. And of course loads of kids. What better proof that one is straight as a line?!?

Originally posted by KidRock
Its the gay pride parades that cause the uproar. If they just went about their business like everybody else no one would care. They crave the drama and want to just cause trouble with those parades. Nah.. They're just provoking like you are now..
But I think their reason for it is more important.

Originally posted by KidRock
Its the gay pride parades that cause the uproar. If they just went about their business like everybody else no one would care. They crave the drama and want to just cause trouble with those parades.

That's partially right. I'll admit, my experience in the "gay community" has shown me that indeed there are drama queens out there. But, those people exist in other communities, too. But, why would the crap that these guys do be a necessity in their minds, if it weren't for people like you telling them they need to sit in a dark room and wait to die alone?
I'm not fan of gay pride parades, I find them silly. But, in the face of people like you, I see the need for them.

This is crazy, its better to adopt it than to marry it!

the only thing stranger than a woman marrying a dolphin is a woman marrying kidrock

Originally posted by Deano
the only thing stranger than a woman marrying a dolphin is a woman marrying kidrock



Did the lizard people tell you that?

Now, now. They say there's a soul mate out there for everybody. Unless you don't have a soul. In which case just make a lot of money or enter politics (conservative of course, can't be a liberal without a soul) - there are plenty of men and women who will fake love for money or power.

See, it works for everyone!

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Now, now. They say there's a soul mate out there for everybody. Unless you don't have a soul. In which case just make a lot of money or enter politics (conservative of course, can't be a liberal without a soul) - there are plenty of men and women who will fake love for money or power.

See, it works for everyone!

talking to me?

Talking about humanity in general and the state of relationships world wide. No reason anybody need end up alone (well actually there are many, but they aren't relevant here.)

Hell, as we can see some people are happy marrying a dolphin they'll see once in a while.

Imperial Samurai, I acquiesce with your sentiments.

If the dolphin and the lady do break up, I don't think the dolphin will have to search too hard for a new mate. After all, there are plenty more fish in the sea.

/\/\ ah... I can't believe I laffed at that...

This is so stupid I just cannot hardly believe it....................the sad thing is I do I just hope they get some tax breaks seriously weddings are expensive

Doesn't change anything...Gays still shouldn't marry. The Dolphin was Male the Human female...I don't see any problem with that......God loves heterosexual couples

Originally posted by Bardock42
Doesn't change anything...Gays still shouldn't marry. The Dolphin was Male the Human female...I don't see any problem with that......God loves heterosexual couples


lol nice one.................

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
/\/\ ah... I can't believe I laffed at that...

Why? Do you generally find sophistcated humor rather baffling?

no I just don't usualy laff at puns...
Its was a good joke... I just can't believe I laffed at an old pun!

Originally posted by KidRock
Its common knowledge that I can kill a shark with my nose..by why use my nose when I can just use my superior brain power to stop the shark.

HAH! Funniest thing I heard all day. Superior brain power......oh you!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wow, no gay marriage and already people are marrying animals! Actually, I believe that gay marriage isn't legal in Israel...but marrying a dolphine is. You religious nuts are a riot! And so cute!


http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2006/01/01/1374907-sun.html

JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"He's the love of my life," she said yesterday.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing, she said it reflected her feelings for the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she keeps open the option of "marrying human," she said she is a "one-dolphin woman."


Wow. That must have been a pretty lonely lady. Dolphins are pretty interesting. I wouldn't mind eating one. I don't really wanna know what their kids will be like tho.

erm... i think its impossible for them to have kids... surely...

Capt: Of course we're right. We're always right.

And I laughed at the 'drama queen' thing...what with the unintentional (or perhaps intentional) pun.