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Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?

*bump* Anyone??? Don't be shy!

No I Don't Like her

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar? to hang out with a skeleton? not going to happen...tell her to eat a couple of burgers then we'll chat

Don't like beer, don't like Paris Hilton, chances are I wouldn't.

I'd like to throw a beer at Paris Hilton

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I'd like to throw a beer at Paris Hilton
or a Shoe

Can I bring a gun? Paris Hilton is one of THE biggest wastes of sperm on the planet.

I'd go...then I'd take great delight in pouring it over her head and smashing the glass with her face

Originally posted by Commando Queen
or a Shoe

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_

Yeha you need something that might acctually injure her .. for my sake

Originally posted by Lady Fi
I'd go...then I'd take great delight in pouring it over her head and smashing the glass with her face ownage

Originally posted by Lady Fi
I'd go...then I'd take great delight in pouring it over her head and smashing the glass with her face

Why so much hate for someone you don't really know (I guess I am kind of hypocritical but who cares). Isn't it a waste of time to hate someone just cause they are stupid?

After seeing one of her home videos on the internet, I think she'd be a great girl to get drunk.....with.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why so much hate for someone you don't really know (I guess I am kind of hypocritical but who cares). Isn't it a waste of time to hate someone just cause they are stupid?
No, maybe people just want to see her wet and injured

Originally posted by Lady Fi
I'd go...then I'd take great delight in pouring it over her head and smashing the glass with her face That was such a turn on droolio

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
No, maybe people just want to see her wet and injured

Sick

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
to hang out with a skeleton? not going to happen...tell her to eat a couple of burgers then we'll chat

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I'd like to throw a beer at Paris Hilton

agreed

I'd let her sit with me, then I'd act all blunt on her.

Youd Just Confuse her

Me! Me! Me!

Originally posted by Commando Queen
Youd Just Confuse her
Exactly.

I'm pretty sure that anything you said would confuse her.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar? I can eventually go to bar with her if she's paying and wearing GREY coat! schmoll

i'd just like to grab her shake and slap her. then maybe i 'd have it out of my system and we could down some drinks together

Originally posted by Lady Fi
I'd go...then I'd take great delight in pouring it over her head and smashing the glass with her face

Damn you stole my answer disgust

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?
i'd have a beer with her, but i wouldnt be all like "you are so damn hot!!!"
she is just average looking.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?
I don't see why not.. drool
beerdiva

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?

i'd have a beer with her. but she better not end up having sex with my beer.

she would have to pay.

Originally posted by mechmoggy
After seeing one of her home videos on the internet, I think she'd be a great girl to get drunk.....with.
indeed. i don't see what everybody's problem is. i mean, yeah, she'a a damn fool, but hey...all it would probably take is 1 beer...if that.

she aint all that. she looks kinda weird, actually.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she aint all that. she looks kinda weird, actually.

like a bird...it looks like she got a beak nose.


I would actually be like "f*ck off b!tch, and I dont mean that literally just to clear the air blondie" then I would punch her or slice her in the face with my keys or something.

I really dont like Paris Hilton! So im not wasting my time to drink beer or to hangout with her!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
*bump* Anyone??? Don't be shy!
it be like having beer with a horse with perfume and a dress

pimp yep that's my ho i get alot of money i mean alot!

Well, I think most of you who dislike Paris Hilton are just jealous, or too insecure with yourselves to accept someone for who they are. Personally, I'd buy her a beer, chat with her, have some laughs, then probably part on good terms ... after I tried to hit on her.

I'd have a beer and leave to let her pay for it, only to peek through the window and laugh at her sudden look of horror when she realises they dont accept credit cards

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Well, I think most of you who dislike Paris Hilton are just jealous, or too insecure with yourselves to accept someone for who they are. Personally, I'd buy her a beer, chat with her, have some laughs, then probably part on good terms ... after I tried to hit on her.
What if she didn't like you, poured the beer on you and smashed the glass in your face

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sick

Tell me about it puke. Most people just wanna see her wet

Sure, I'd have a beer with her, but only if it was her last drink before, I don't know, I pushed her out of a plane without a parachute. Or into a pit filled with lions or starving cannibals or something.

But only on the above condition. From what I've seen of her I think my intellect would be insulted, disgusted, then insulted again. Because really, she has always struck me as an utterly foul, stupid, talentless, greedy, shallow, infantile bag of skin and bones. I mean, I see no reason why a good drink should be ruined by having an unpleasant looking harpy slouching across the table from me.

So yeah. I'd have a drink with her. Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! Now, just to find some cannibals

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
What if she didn't like you, poured the beer on you and smashed the glass in your face

I'd probably have to get stitches?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Sure, I'd have a beer with her, but only if it was her last drink before, I don't know, I pushed her out of a plane without a parachute. Or into a pit filled with lions or starving cannibals or something.

But only on the above condition. From what I've seen of her I think my intellect would be insulted, disgusted, then insulted again. Because really, she has always struck me as an utterly foul, stupid, talentless, greedy, shallow, infantile bag of skin and bones. I mean, I see no reason why a good drink should be ruined by having an unpleasant looking harpy slouching across the table from me.

So yeah. I'd have a drink with her. Bwahahahahahahahahah!!! Now, just to find some cannibals

Oh yeah, whatever. Like you'd ever be so honored to sit next to Paris on a plane, yet alone be able to figure out how to open the door to push her out. Oh brother.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?

Hmm...Paris Hilton ? Lets see:

Intelligence - 3
Hubris - 18
Fame - 12
Wit - 0
Shame - 0
Ludicrousness - 18
Marketability - 8
Class - 1

Special Abilities - Culture Drain & Immunity To Books.

nahuh

Originally posted by GCG
Hmm...Paris Hilton ? Lets see:

Intelligence - 3
Hubris - 18
Fame - 12
Wit - 0
Shame - 0
Ludicrousness - 18
Marketability - 8
Class - 1

Special Abilities - Culture Drain & Immunity To Books.

nahuh

At least she's got SOME class!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, whatever. Like you'd ever be so honored to sit next to Paris on a plane, yet alone be able to figure out how to open the door to push her out. Oh brother.

Yes, you see! I am perfectly safe from ever having to be with our gal Paris because the conditions will never, ever be right (as in on a plane with the door open, or near a pit of lions) - I consider it a near fool proof plan.

Unless someone kidnaps her and asks me to join in the disposal of her somewhere over the Pacific. Now if that's the case, despite being the most law abiding person I know, well, I might just be tempted.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Yes, you see! I am perfectly safe from ever having to be with our gal Paris because the conditions will never, ever be right (as in on a plane with the door open, or near a pit of lions) - I consider it a near fool proof plan.

Unless someone kidnaps her and asks me to join in the disposal of her somewhere over the Pacific. Now if that's the case, despite being the most law abiding person I know, well, I might just be tempted.

She would outwit you and use her super powers to foil the evil plan!

hell yeah i would have a beer with her .wouldnt throw one at her ,.........but pour it on her and say it was a accident

I would have a beer with anyone if they payed

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'd probably have to get stitches?
I was just looking at it in another way..

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
She would outwit you and use her super powers to foil the evil plan!

Good point.... one of the worst things one can do is underestimate their opponent. And I would never be able to live it down if she outwitted me. I'd probably have to become a hermit out of shame.

I wonder what kind of super power she has....

Ability to fly

her superpower is the ability to annoy me in just one sentence.

So therefore I change my answer from yes as long as she pays, To yes as long as she pays and... doesn't speak.

she has the super ability to be interlect anorexic along with physically anorexic. her face looks like a rat and she has the emotional range of a blueberry muffin. so yeh i'd have a drink with her

I'd have a beer with her, steal all her belongings and then sell them on ebay

can i hawk her dog. i'd sell it to a homeless man and make paris watch him eat it.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
can i hawk her dog. i'd sell it to a homeless man and make paris watch him eat it.
Ewwwwch! That is disgusting!!!

yeh but the look on her rat face, and then i'd video tape the whole insident then sell that on ebay.

Eeeeeeeeeeech.... That is just....

disgusting?

Originally posted by melinda_warren
disgusting?

yay

Originally posted by melinda_warren
she has the super ability to be interlect anorexic along with physically anorexic. her face looks like a rat and she has the emotional range of a blueberry muffin. so yeh i'd have a drink with her

Hey, I've met some very intriguing blueberry muffins in my time!

I know ONE thing I would do with her

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I know ONE thing I would do with her

Does it involve a midget and a jar of peanut butter?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Does it involve a midget and a jar of peanut butter?

That could work......

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is there anyone else here besides me that thinks Paris Hilton would be a cool chick to hang out with at a bar?

Not really.

Although her standing by me, would be good for my ego - shes not only skeletonish, shes dumb too droolio Good. For My. Ego.