Pre Crisis Superman vs Thanos, one day prep

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Darth_Erebus
This is a pretty even match but which way does it go?

The Ion
Supes

Sir Whirlysplat
Even without "The Sword of Superman"

DrDoom101
Thanos 9/10 if he knows superman's weakness
Either way 5/10 if he doesn't.

inamilist
Thanos makes a spaceship entirely out of Kryptonite

the Darkone
They are both powerful and highly smart, one has a weaknest and the other is immortal. I would say superman but I will not put nothing past Thanos the mad titan who has beaten powerful beings before. It's 50/50 whoever strikes first. IMOP!!

The Ion
Originally posted by the Darkone
They are both powerful and highly smart, one has a weaknest and the other is immortal. I would say superman but I will not put nothing past Thanos the mad titan who has beaten powerful beings before. It's 50/50 whoever strikes first. IMOP!!
Not that powerful and usually with one sided prep.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by inamilist
Thanos makes a spaceship entirely out of Kryptonite

Supes brings the Sword. laughing out loud

Darth_Erebus
Well, even though I started this thread I'll answer it. With prep, Thanos wins. Without it, too close to call.

Sir Whirlysplat
Supes brings the Sword - I think that cancels out prep smile

ZephroCarnelian
If it's going all out, then Supes.

With ease.

ZephroCarnelian
Especially if he brings the Sword!!! big grinbig grinbig grin

The Ion
PC Supes is smarter than Thanos. PC Lex is smarter than Thanos too. Do we need to show the scan of Lex manipulating time with orange juice?

Physically in a straight up fight Thanos would get smashed. PC Supes and Wonder Woman were punching each other through galaxies.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Especially if he brings the Sword!!! big grinbig grinbig grin

smile the thing is the sword trumps everything it's like the Spectre part of the will of God smile

ZephroCarnelian
Very true. yes

TheKahn
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Supes brings the Sword - I think that cancels out prep smile

What if he leaves his sword in his other tights? shifty

Darth_Erebus
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
If it's going all out, then Supes.

With ease. roll eyes (sarcastic)

ZephroCarnelian
He still wins! big grin

Time travel.

Or moving faster than anything.

Or teleporting through dimensions.

Or becoming intangible.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by TheKahn
What if he leaves his sword in his other tights? shifty

He has prep time to go and get it wink

Darth_Erebus
Originally posted by The Ion
PC Supes is smarter than Thanos.


Uh, no he isn't






Physically in a straight up fight Thanos would get smashed. PC Supes and Wonder Woman were punching each other through galaxies.

But this isn't just a "physical" fight. Thanos has all of his abilities....and prep

ZephroCarnelian
Plus - Supes is faster than anything Thanos has ever encountered before. smile

What's surfer? A few million times the speed of light??

Pah! Supes can fly across the entire universe in moments.

Thanos is gonna be right royally screwed.

TheKahn
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
He has prep time to go and get it wink


Damn you logic miffed:

DrDoom101
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Especially if he brings the Sword!!! big grinbig grinbig grin and if Thanos makes a sword out of kryponite? big grin Now, thread-maker, does Thanos know of Superman's weakness?

Darth_Erebus
Originally posted by DrDoom101
Now, thread-maker, does Thanos know of Superman's weakness?



Yes

The Ion
Originally posted by DrDoom101
and if Thanos makes a sword out of kryponite? big grin
Supes melts it with his heat vision.

The Ion
Originally posted by Darth_Erebus

You make quoting a pain.

Thanos isn't really all that. Usually he's protected by Starlin's writing. Without lopsided prep or his cosmic plot device of the week, Thanos isn't that powerful.

Darth_Erebus
Originally posted by The Ion
You make quoting a pain.

Thanos isn't really all that.


Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.

Ah: but read the forum rules.

The Ion
Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Neither is PC Supes, despite what some fanboys think. He was the most inconsistant character in comic history.
Every character is inconsistant. However at his best PC Supes was clearly above Thanos.

cheap cabbage
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned superman's tried and true method of beating people. He simply hits thanos with his anti-(insert opponent) vision.

hoorayforpeepee
has anybody even read the issue with the "sword of superman"? he only held it for an instant, and then he cast it away because it held too much power and he wasn't ready for it yet.

Tron
PC Superman ends this with a delicious Hostess fruit pie.

Or, takes a second to come up with a brand new power.wink

Beyonder
Originally posted by The Ion
Do we need to show the scan of Lex manipulating time with orange juice?

laughing out loud I remember posting that scan. Anyways, Thanos needs to trick or steal the Impossible Man's power to fight tooney style against Supes.

roughrider
I thought prep time was he files his latest story at the Planet, or does the TV newscast ( whatever was his primary job then...), goes and does daily heat-zapping of all street litter, saves cats, tries to remember to be available for next Lois date - then Thanos comes crashing into Metropolis with the DC HOTU! laughing out loud

If he gets his sword, let's spell it right out at the beginning. smile

id369
Thanos FTW.

golem370
5 way Thanos wins

1 Thanos goes to Galactus and asks to borrow the nullifier
2 Thanos use what ever he used to beat the Runner on Superman
3 Thanos is immortal and just busts Superman's A$$
4 Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman laughing
5 Thanos call forth Dr Strange,Scarlet Witch and the Runner and they all kick his A$$

ZephroCarnelian
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A desolate planet....

Thanos pulls out a huge KNite sword.

"Ha!!! With my Kryptonite Sword, my red-light laser cannon, my magical forcefield which even YOU cannot punch through,and my Five Hundred Million times lightspeed speed enhancing backpack - all of which I thought up with my ONE days prep - I shall have no trouble AT ALL in annihilating you!!! Mwahaha!!!"

All of a sudden, Thanos' KNite sword shoots off out of his hands and off into the distance.

"How????!!??!?" He bellows. "Grrr... well at least I can still zap you with this!!! Mwahahaha!!!"

He pulls out the red-solar sunlight cannon and hits Superman dead in the chest with it. Nothing happens. Superman smiles.

"How???!!!?!? That should have drained your powers!!! Grrr... at least you cannot speedblitz me, not with my 500 million x lightspeed enhancing back-pack!! Mwahahaha!!!!

Supes taps him on the shoulder from behind. Thanos turns and a punch sends him into a nearby moon.

"How!!???!? That makes no sense!!! You CANNOT be that fast!!!" He roars. "Grr!!! Well at least you will soon become toast thanks to this magical FIRE which can penetrate even YOUR invulnerable skin!!! Mwahaha!!!"

A huge rush of magical flame engulfs them for miles around, incinerating the entire surface of the planet, before disappearing in a flash.

Superman stands without even a single singed hair.

"How!!!?!???! That magical flame should've crisped you!!! Well - at least even youcannot harm ME! Not even your mightiest punches can penetrate this MAGICAL forcefield!!! Mwahaha!!!

Supes floats towards the still laughing Thanos... and flicks him on the nose....

"HHHHOOOOOWWWWWWW????!!!!??????!!!" Thanos screams, as he flies through barriers between dimensions.... never to return....


"Simple really...." says the victorious Man of Steel, Last Son of Krypton.

"Kryptonite is no threat to me, from a distance. My breath can snuff out stars and destroy galaxies - yet still has the control to manipulate objects with all the deftness of telekineses and provide falling people with cushions of air to fall upon. So a burst of simple Suction Breath was enough to remove the Kryptonite threat.

And given time to react to red solar energy - which I had, because in the past I've demonstrated that I can easily evade it's effects when I see it coming - I utilised my power to change a beam of light's wavelength, using only my Super Vision. So I merely changed the harmful Red Solar Light into rejuvenating YELLOW sunlight. Providing a quick energy boost for....

...Time Travel! Thanos' speed-enhancing backpack would be difficult to get around - granting him limitless speed. Yet what good is the abiilty to dodge something - if it's already hit you? Using my UNPARALLELED ability to time-travel on a whim, I appeared behind Thanos before even his enhanced speed could react.

The magical flame would normally burn me to ashes - but thanks to my quick thinking, I remembered that I can phase myself between two dimensions rapidly - rendering myself temporarily immune to even the effects of magic!

And as for his magical forcefield which nullifies my strength? He was right - even using all my might, I couldn't dent it if I tried. But I didn't try - instead, I simply flicked him into another dimension - another well proven feat of mine. Then I simply seal of the other dimensions, using Super Vibrations - they work everytime!

All in a days work... for Superman!!!"

roughrider
Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman

hystericalhystericalhysterical

King KAM
Originally posted by The Ion
PC Supes is smarter than Thanos. PC Lex is smarter than Thanos too. Do we need to show the scan of Lex manipulating time with orange juice?

Physically in a straight up fight Thanos would get smashed. PC Supes and Wonder Woman were punching each other through galaxies. I beg to differ, just because PC lex does something like that makes him smarter than the titan??? I seriously doubt it the Titan is invincible master of all schemes, with one days prep im pretty sure he could kill superman, How??? He'd Trap him, superman is nowhere near Thanos intellect.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by roughrider
Thanos take the Infinity Gauntlet and turns Superman into a vibrator for Wonder Woman

hystericalhystericalhysterical

THE INFINITY GAUNLET DOES NOT WORK IN DCU, CHECK OUT JLA AVENGERS!

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by King KAM
I beg to differ, just because PC lex does something like that makes him smarter than the titan??? I seriously doubt it the Titan is invincible master of all schemes, with one days prep im pretty sure he could kill superman, How??? He'd Trap him, superman is nowhere near Thanos intellect.

Precrisis supes has a giant Super intellect he was as smart as Braniac.

King KAM
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
THE INFINITY GAUNLET DOES NOT WORK IN DCU, CHECK OUT JLA AVENGERS! The infinity gauntley doesnt work in The MU either, last time i checked....

King KAM
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Precrisis supes has a giant Super intellect he was as smart as Braniac. brainiac isnt as tactical as thanos, he may know more useless info and facts, but more tactical or masterminded ,never in a million eons.

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by King KAM
brainiac isnt as tactical as thanos, he may know more useless info and facts, but more tactical or masterminded ,never in a million eons.

Tactically Pre-crisis Supes is superior to Thanos, proof is in the stats smile between 2 and 5 comics a month for the last 45 odd years and the champion of the Neverending Battle is wink

Thanos sad at most 300 comic book appearances, many more losses, damn he sure is a tactical genius smile

Keep the faith smile


Stay Whirly rock

soleran30
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Precrisis supes has a giant Super intellect he was as smart as Braniac.


Plus he sponsored Hostess brand snacks! Holy superpowers eat or hostess!@ Precrisis just made things up how can you beat that..................

King KAM
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Tactically Pre-crisis Supes is superior to Thanos, proof is in the stats smile between 2 and 5 comics a month for the last 45 odd years and the champion of the Neverending Battle is wink

Thanos sad at most 300 comic book appearances, many more losses, damn he sure is a tactical genius smile

Keep the faith smile


Stay Whirly rock whirly you yourself know that that proved nothing....

Sir Whirlysplat
Originally posted by soleran30
Plus he sponsored Hostess brand snacks! Holy superpowers eat or hostess!@ Precrisis just made things up how can you beat that..................

You can't smile

id369
Thanos can brain Fook Pre Supes.

Nuff said.

Cosmic Cube
At his best, Pre-crisis Superman would develop telepathy mid-battle and kick Thanos's ass, physically and mentally.

id369
Thanos w/HOTU vs Pre Supes w/Sword.

Yeah Thanos utterly rapes Louis Lane while Supes watches in tears.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by id369
Thanos w/HOTU vs Pre Supes w/Sword.

Yeah Thanos utterly rapes Louis Lane while Supes watches in tears.
Lois and Supes take turns raping Thanos.

id369
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Lois and Supes take turns raping Thanos.

Thanos makes a Superman his herld. And pimps Supes a cross the galaxy.

Cosmic Cube
Superman makes Thanos his personal toilet, and doo-doos in his big purple mouth.

id369
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Superman makes Thanos his personal toilet, and doo-doos in his big purple mouth.

Thanos eats Darkside and takes a cosmic Dump on Lois Lane while Supes watches in horror.

Cosmic Cube
Who's Louis? Superman's brother?

id369
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Who's Louis? Superman's brother?

My bad I meant Lois Lane.

Cosmic Cube
Anyway, Superman shoves Thanos's arms and legs up is ass, and uses him as a cosmic kickball.

Cosmic Cube
I win.

id369
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I win.

Whatever....................

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I win.

Every time... yes

olympian
"the thing is the sword trumps everything it's like the Spectre part of the will of God"


And people complain Thors hammer its a living plot device.

pirate

roughrider
Originally posted by soleran30
Plus he sponsored Hostess brand snacks! Holy superpowers eat or hostess!@ Precrisis just made things up how can you beat that..................

Twinkies trumps the Fruit Pies! big grin

GODSCRIBE
You mean the same Thanos that defeated In-Betweener and went toe to toe with Odin? Thanos is vastly superior intellectually despite what you may think..he'll definately find a way to win..he always does.

Thanos 9/10

MattDay
Originally posted by GODSCRIBE
You mean the same Thanos that defeated In-Betweener and went toe to toe with Odin? Thanos is vastly superior intellectually despite what you may think..he'll definately find a way to win..he always does.

Thanos 9/10

So does Superman buddy, 50/50 chance... no wait, this is superman we are talking about 40/60, superman gets the 60. haha

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by MattDay
So does Superman buddy, 50/50 chance... no wait, this is superman we are talking about 40/60, superman gets the 60. haha

No mate.. this isn't Superman we're talking about...

This is Pre-Crisis Superman...

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This isn't a match...

PC Supes can traverse the entire universe in seconds....

Fly through time with no effort at all...

Teleport...

Travel between dimensions...

Turn invisible and intangible....

Has senses good enough to see and hear every single thing in the entire universe - at the same time...

He has enough power in his lungs alone to blow a giant star through space...

He can punch a starship clean out of the solar system with one punch...

He can see the entire electromagnetic spectrum...

He even has control over it....

He can create the incredible Super Vibrations which can seal people off in far flung dimensions.... or even bring them back from those same dimensions whenever he feels like....

He has the ALMIGHTY Super Suction Breath!!!

He can create amazing unparalled technology in only 1000ths of a second that blows into the water anything so called Super-Geniuses create....

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Superman defied logic on a daily basis...

He specialised in the impossible...

For example....

Black holes - the most destructive force in the universe....

Here Superman closes one with his bare hands......

smile

Do not think for a minute that Thanos has a chance against an all out PreCrisis Superman....

MattDay
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
No mate.. this isn't Superman we're talking about...

This is Pre-Crisis Superman...

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This isn't a match...

PC Supes can traverse the entire universe in seconds....

Fly through time with no effort at all...

Teleport...

Travel between dimensions...

Turn invisible and intangible....

Has senses good enough to see and hear every single thing in the entire universe - at the same time...

He has enough power in his lungs alone to blow a giant star through space...

He can punch a starship clean out of the solar system with one punch...

He can see the entire electromagnetic spectrum...

He even has control over it....

He can create the incredible Super Vibrations which can seal people off in far flung dimensions.... or even bring them back from those same dimensions whenever he feels like....

He has the ALMIGHTY Super Suction Breath!!!

He can create amazing unparalled technology in only 1000ths of a second that blows into the water anything so called Super-Geniuses create....

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Superman defied logic on a daily basis...

He specialised in the impossible...

For example....

Black holes - the most destructive force in the universe....

Here Superman closes one with his bare hands......

smile

Do not think for a minute that Thanos has a chance against an all out PreCrisis Superman....

Dont call me mate, im not!

and I was agreeing with u, supes pre crisis would make thanos look like a clown with some powers, pre crisis is practically unbeatable, that's why they re thought his potential eventually, although i always think supes culd be this powerful again some day

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by MattDay
Dont call me mate, im not!

Are you not?

You one of these really pedantic people that walks out of a shop if the person behind the counter calls them mate instead of sir?

laughing

And hopefully with the new Crisis at hand, Superman WILL become that powerful again... smile

MattDay
na im not that bad, i took it that u said it as in a sarcastic tone, but how can u tell online eh? yea supes shuld be, then the superman vs. screwed opponent thread can be made. lol

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