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*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping.

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

*Note* This is NOT to be taken as an RPG.

Once again, this is NOT an RPG.

We introduce new items but can't level up nor upgrade items. Thank you!

how much is the dwarf? bag

I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.

Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion please

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping.

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

Is there a way to gain more KMC Credits?

How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?

Originally posted by DarkWizard
I will take a Mace and Dragons Sweat Potion for all my Cred's.

That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping.

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
how much is the dwarf? bag

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Wouldn't this be better in role play?

I'm pretty sure we would have thought of that before.

We are doing this mostly for shits and giggles.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
How Do I MAKE credits?

Wouldn't this be better in role play?

Visit the KMC Credit House thread.

And as for your answer....we're not establishing an RPG. We're trying to keep this from becoming an RPG game. And we're avoiding storylines. This is just for cheesy fun.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf




That would be 400 KMC Credits.

*pulls out bag*

Here is your change....

Thank you for shopping. thanks much!

I buy everything... I won the KMC Lottery a year ago...

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
thanks much!

Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Oops! I'm sorry WC. The dwarf is not for sale. I just fixed my post. lol, ok * unclips leash*

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
lol, ok * unclips leash*

Gah!

May I interest you in some potions?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Gah!

May I interest you in some potions? what kind?

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
what kind?

Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink.

*beats Spoony with mace*

There is no KMC lottery!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Old Wizards secret Potion...or as you might call it in your world...Energy Drink. ....red bull? whatever it is, will it give me wings?!

I don't like Dwarves....I want the Chief Dance-with-the-Winds again cry

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
....red bull? whatever it is, will it give me wings?!

More like Gatorade.

My bulging KMC wallet says otherwise...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
More like Gatorade. oooh. No thankies...my credits are much to valuble.... im saving up for a flying unicorn pony.....

Originally posted by Wild Cherry
oooh. No thankies...my credits are much to valuble.... im saving up for a flying unicorn pony.....

We'll have those in stock next season.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We'll have those in stock next season. save the best one for me ...well ill be off now..g'night!

I'd like to buy an axe for 250 credits, leaving me at 250 credits. It IS a two-hand one, right?

G'night WC!

Correct DarkC!

*pulls out change bag*

Here is your AXE!

WD, put pictures in next time.

I'd like the Lady of the Lake Pearls....

No weapons needed for me, I prefer magic

Thank you, my short little bearded friend.

Sorry guys I snooze a bit yesterday (damn network connections)

Here you go Lana

*gives pears*

Whoah! Big Spender!

DarkC you're very welcome.

Is there a pub i walk into to save my progress?

Capital Idea!

We'll soon be serving Ale with red meat and bread.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping.

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

*Note* This is to be taken as an RPG. You cannot upgrade items.

Ok...erm...how does one earn KMC credits? By walking the KMC Streets hooking for KMC Johns?

I would like the Chainmail but thats of no good use to me without a horse.

Do you have any beasts in your pen and chainmail afor thy four-legged animal ?

Originally posted by GCG


Do you have any beasts in your pen and chainmail afor thy four-legged animal ?

No yet...

But I got some wild chickens if you're interested.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
No yet...

But I got some wild chickens if you're interested.

naye ; that feathered gallus shalt merely satisfy my appetite with a mouth-wash of thy finest Burgundy Ale......lest I am unable to ride it, It shall be allowed a ride down my stomach !

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok...erm...how does one earn KMC credits? By walking the KMC Streets hooking for KMC Johns?

I think you visit the Credit house.

But if you want to walk the streets that also works.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I think you visit the Credit house.

But if you want to walk the streets that also works.

And Danny, that would be WHERE, pray tell?

The Credit house, not the street.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*strokes beard*

Greetings Fellow Travelers!

This humble dwarf is opening his shop for all customers.

This is what we have in stock:

Wooden Club: 50 KMC Credits
Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
Axe: 250 KMC Credits
Mace: 275 KMC Credits
Chainmail: 300 KMC Credits
Iron Breast Plate: 375 KMC Credits
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Weapons are NOT your choice? Perhaps these items might interest you:

Wooden Bark Potion (perfect for making people sneeze) 25 KMC Credits
Bengalianin Tigers Claw Potion (excellent for making people sick) 35 KMC Credits
Old Wizards secret Potion (a great gift for weary travelers) 40 KMC Credits
Dragons Sweat Potion (No one will dare contradict you in an argument) 125 KMC Credits

No weapons? No Potions? Perhaps Jewels are your interest?

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby only 250 KMC Credits
High Mountain Diamonds only 350 KMC Credits
Lady of the Lake Pearls only 500 KMC Credits

We don't accept visa, mastercard...as matter of fact we don't accept any credit cards. And neither money, gold, or IOU. We only accept KMC Credits!

Feel free to stop by and thank you for shopping.

We also trade for valuable objects. Feel free to bargain!

*Note* This is to be taken as an RPG. You cannot upgrade items. I'd be willing to trade my rare Dark Woods Emeralds for an axe, Iron breast plate and dragon sweat potion.


Deal?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And Danny, that would be WHERE, pray tell?


here---->http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

But I think the credit keeper is away.



Thrown in a 50 KMC credits and you got yourself a deal. Deal?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
here---->http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

But I think the credit keeper is away.



Thrown in a 50 KMC credits and you got yourself a deal. Deal? come on, this is rare!




Oh alright.

Where'd he go?

Originally posted by xyz jedi
come on, this is rare!




Oh alright.

You got yourself a deal!



*hands over Axe*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
You got yourself a deal!



*hands over Axe* Any training lessons?

I assign myself WD's aide, who brings in the loadfuls of goods to be sold.








Er, with his permission, that is.

Certainly!

Hmm..not enough customers.....We Now Offer Ice Coffee Drinks with purchase!











While supplies last. Yeah, I'm a cheap greedy dwarf

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sorry guys I snooze a bit yesterday (damn network connections)

Here you go Lana

*gives pears*

Whoah! Big Spender!

DarkC you're very welcome.

As I said, I have no real need for weapons...I have my own, and I prefer magic

Any custom-made requests go to me. State your weapon/amor/any magical shiznit type, attributes, etc.

Pfft... I could just open my own damned shop!

Originally posted by Sorgo
Pfft... I could just open my own damned shop!
But we offer it custom-made. Nyah.

I got Lightsabers that could cut through any Item Dwarfboy can offer.

Originally posted by Sorgo
I got Lightsabers that could cut through any Item Dwarfboy can offer.
Not if I put enchants on them!

Originally posted by DarkC
Not if I put enchants on them!


I just Force pushed any Enchantment you had on you into hell.

Don't make me start molding stuff out of adamantium. Then we'll talk.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Don't make me start molding stuff out of adamantium. Then we'll talk.





Because Adamantium is unexistant, I automatically deem it a Fiction-fact that a Lightsaber can go through it.


Don't make me whip out the Jawa.

Because if that happens, there will be no talking.

Adamantium can theoretically withstand a nuclear explosion without retaining heat.

And since the beginning of Episode 1 shows that lightsabers cannot instantly cut through anything without resistance, it has limits, which adamantium does not, and adamantium is superior.

Darn expensive though... fortunately a piece of it 1 to the negative 99999999999999999999999th power millimeters thick will never break.

Is there a can of Insane Elves Irritant Itchy Insects on stock here? I need to pull a prank on my boss

huh huh huh...

I want an axe

HALT! This is the n00b General! Mr. WrathfulDwarf, I apologize but..*Takes out AK-47* In the name of all that is n00b, your store is robbed! NOW PUT THE CREDITS IN THIS BAG! *Takes out bag*

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I want an axe
Um, we would like you to be a little specific in what you want.

Originally posted by DarkC
Um, we would like you to be a little specific in what you want.

I hope you are being sicastic confused

Adamantium can theoretically withstand a nuclear explosion without retaining heat.
A Nuclear explosion has no relevance to whether a Lightsaber can go through Adamantium. For all you know, a Lightsaber is hotter than the Sun. I mean... After all, It does cauterize wounds after it goes through the person.

And since the beginning of Episode 1 shows that lightsabers cannot instantly cut through anything without resistance, it has limits, which adamantium does not, and adamantium is superior.

The only thing a Lightsaber can't go through virtually is another Lightsaber. We say Jinn rip a Steel door down by whipping a Lightsaber around it.

Darn expensive though... fortunately a piece of it 1 to the negative 99999999999999999999999th power millimeters thick will never break.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I hope you are being sicastic confused
Of course not!

Nothing like being Sicastic....

hmMM

Originally posted by Sorgo
Nothing like being Sicastic....
Meh. shrug

Originally posted by DarkC
Meh. shrug


There you are!

What's up with the thread?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I want an axe I have an axe.

And I've been training hard. I could become in charge of security in an Olde Shop. Or whatever it was called back then.

Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
this is all i need unless u have some summoners orbs in back

Originally posted by khfreak#1
Shield: 400 KMC Credits

Travelers Sword:150 KMC Credits
this is all i need unless u have some summoners orbs in back I gave him a woods emerald. Which I think should of added to the shop. After all, I found a mine in that wood full of rubies, saphires, emeralds and diamonds!

what the heck do i need thats stuff ,i need summoners orbs,preferably level42 thunderbat ,level50 fire golem and demon (2 completly different creaturs) and level 50 ice bear

Originally posted by khfreak#1
what the heck do i need thats stuff ,i need summoners orbs,preferably level42 thunderbat ,level50 fire golem and demon (2 completly different creaturs) and level 50 ice bear no level ups.

darn oh well do u still have the orbs i need illing 2 pay a fine amount of credits

ok are these KMC credits like your post count or something?
or is it an established value givven based on your l33tness?

Read page 2 and you'll see the link for the KMC Credits House.

Jeez, why do people refrain from reading threads that are short?? Laziness.

Anyway, I'm here to spend my credits

yeah what she said

ok im still waiting 4 my purchase here

You might have to be patient, just browse the shop a little.

k. oooh darkness powder ,i am runnin kinda low

I would like to purchase the following;

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby
Traveler's Sword
Old Wizard's Secret Potion x2

I believe this will come to the grand total of 480 KMC Credits.

What can I get for your life?

ah here r the summoners crystals ,DAAMN these r expensive .oh well beggars cant be choser

Is this a shop?

im really rich so add what u want 2 my expenses

Originally posted by _Zoey-Ichigo_
Is this a shop?
and the answer is yes

Read the first post... you need to post ONCE in the KMC Credits thread to get your 500 Credits. Make sure you don't post more than once

KMC Credits House

I posted there.

Originally posted by Syren
I would like to purchase the following;

Dark Woods Zaphire Ruby
Traveler's Sword
Old Wizard's Secret Potion x2

I believe this will come to the grand total of 480 KMC Credits.

Sold!

*rings register*

Here is your 20 KMC Credits change.

*gives credits*

Business looking good.

btw-If you planning to commit a crime inside the store....beware the rage of a dwarf.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sold!

*rings register*

Here is your 20 KMC Credits change.

*gives credits*

Business looking good.

btw-If you planning to commit a crime inside the store....beware the rage of a dwarf. Can I work here?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sold!

*rings register*

Here is your 20 KMC Credits change.

*gives credits*

Business looking good.

btw-If you planning to commit a crime inside the store....beware the rage of a dwarf.

Thank you kindly.

*places potions in bag, sheathes sword and slips ruby into 'safe place'*

Could you possibly direct me to the nearest Credit House so that I can top up my purse?

Originally posted by Syren
Thank you kindly.

*places potions in bag, sheathes sword and slips ruby into 'safe place'*

Could you possibly direct me to the nearest Credit House so that I can top up my purse?

Certainly my fair lady.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

Thank you! Come again.

Hey xyz jedi go clean and shine the swords and take the trash out. I'll pay ya 50 credits a month. You're hired.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Certainly my fair lady.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

Thank you! Come again.

Hey xyz jedi go clean and shine the swords and take the trash out. I'll pay ya 50 credits a month. You're hired.

*polishes sword with silver polish*

*puts on gas mask for trash*

please don't make me clean the toilets. They're holes in the ground.

We don't have toilets.

If by toilet you mean the backwoods then..no..you don't have to clean them.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Certainly my fair lady.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t386373.html

Thank you! Come again.



But, Sir, I have posted in that already. Should I do so again I would almost certainly lose any credits I have.

Unless, because I spent them I will be exempt?

Oh no, I think you only get 500 credits for a season. You might have to await another season. However you're welcome to trade.

Trade... hmm

And what constitutes as a season?

Season? Like winter, spring, summer, fall...

Ohh..I forgot! Here is you free Ice Coffee Drink with purchase..

*serves Ice cold drink*

*takes ice cold drink* Thanks

So I'm broke for another 2 months and all I have to show for it is a sword, two bottles of potion and a ruby?

What exactly can I do with these purchases?

Many things....you could use them if a horde of trolls comes your way. I'm sure they'll run away if you unleash your strong swordskills on them. Or you could use them to decorate your club...which btw whatever happen to it?

I could massacre a bunch of trolls? Fab

The club's out there, still on the first page, over 2000 pages long diva

Hope you guys keep the fun going....

I'm going to retire for now....my new employee should keep an eye out. Time for this dwarf to departure.

See you all next time.

You're leaving the shop in the hands of Mills?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We don't have toilets.

If by toilet you mean the backwoods then..no..you don't have to clean them. that's okay.






can I have a raise?

What's the difference between trolls and orcs?

this is getting lonely

*takes stuf i needed 2 buy* here are the credits * throws a bag over sholuder*

Originally posted by xyz jedi
What's the difference between trolls and orcs?

Trolls are idiots and Orcs are ugly.

What's this?!?! You haven't been window washing!!! Look at these windows!

Filth!

Wash them.

Do you sell Katanas shock

Coming next month.

*mopes around, lost without Credits*

Originally posted by Syren
You're leaving the shop in the hands of Mills?
Hey! Only Korri and Alpha C are allowed to call me that! schmoll

I wish Korri was here to see my shop.

Yeah, I miss her as well.

ok, i have the total of 500 can i have an axe pwease i have some unrully trees to cut down.

*Aims AK-47 at WD and helds up a money bag* Money....In...The....Bag...NOW!

chops neck breaking it, " that'll fix you, now wheres my axe?"

Originally posted by General Envy
*Aims AK-47 at WD and helds up a money bag* Money....In...The....Bag...NOW!

Money? What money? We don't have money here. We only have credits. Go rob a quickie mart sonny.

Bogen your axe will be deliver in the mail. Shipping and Handling is free.

Thought I'd turn up for work. If only the original xyz didn't join. I wouldn't have jedi at the end.

i would like to apply for a job here .are there any benfits

dental?

I don't offer dental plans. But I'll give you a free toobrush!

works for me what is the pay in credits

Is batarangs in stock ?

i want an obsidian arrow head

Obsidian?

*goes to the back and makes one*

Hope you like it!

*gives arrow head*


Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Is batarangs in stock ?

They'll be coming next Month!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Obsidian?

*goes to the back and makes one*

Hope you like it!

*gives arrow head*




well that was good, it broke. i demand a refund!!!

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
i demand a refund!!!

All sales are final.

*puts out Closed sign*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
All sales are final.

*puts out Closed sign*

Darn dwarfs, you can never trust the little buggers

so did i get the job mod ?

hello im a bum in need of getting of my lazy ass here .did i get the job?