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Mīsk
Hello Mr. hitchhiker and welcome to the hitchhikers guide to KMC.
You may be asking yourself a few questions, such as.

What Kind Of threads should I make?

And

Am I a Noob?


I am here to Answer some of these questions for you and help you along the way.

First Thing, You need to get o know the Forums, I will give you a rundown of the main forums.

Welcome Forum
This is where you say Hi, If you don't understand that, then you are an Idiot.

GDF - General Discussion Forum This is for general talk about movies and such, there are some pussies here so watch your step.

OTF - Off Topic Forum
Stay Clear unless you want to lose Braincells.

MD - Movie Discussion
This is the place were you talk about Movies. Hence the name Movie Discussion. This is a good starting point for N00bs.

Lord Of the Rings forum
Watch out, we got some scary Orc Noobs there.

The Three Star Wars forums.
If you like Star Wars and get intense about it, Heres your new home.

Artwork Forum
Here you can get talented Artists, and Pussy Artists. Stay clear if your a Pussy attest.

The Three Roleplaying forums
Good For someone who is insecure about there on life that they need to take on the role of something or someone else. Another good starting point, because since your reading this you obviously have nothing better to do so go there and RP noob.

News and Questions Forum
Your a noob so I highly recommend not going here, Unless you have actual good news. as for the Questions, You'll just look stupid.


Now that I have told you about some of the main Forums, now you must go out and find a Friend, But don't be stupid, People who make a thread asking for friends is a Pussy, or as some people like to call it

SELF PITY .
This is where you make people try to feel bad for you and Like you. If you do this, you shall be shunned......and kicked in the nads.

Also Vocabulary is a big part of being a good poster, so for example, don't post like this.

"YoUr A n00b yoU fr34king n00b"
This will case bashing to its full extent.

This, Is More acceptable.
"How Was your Day?"

Also try to keep from Double posting, Noob.

Now we move onto the word Noob, A word that can meet hate, love and both at the same time. Some examples are...

"Your a N00b at having Sex" If you hear this, Your not good at having Sex.

Also

" You are a Noob, Get the Fudge Out " This mean people hate you and to leave.

And the worst insult to someone new.

"Your an Uber Noob so shut your mouth, hit puberty and get smarter"
This, Is not good.

Now We move onto.

Mods
Stay Clear, your KMC life depends on it. Stay cool when they are around, don't just Caps lock Penis and post, they don't like that. IF you are cool and calm, you will live long.

Mods are the ones that will Eat your soul if you do something bad, so dont do something bad.

Also, Post in the right forum, You don't want to be called a Noob do you? Posting in the wrong forum also, increases the bashing.

Reporting

If You report someone make it good, Don't report someone for calling you a Noob, If you do, High chances are you are infact, A noob.

Everyone loves KMC and we should all enjoy it together, in peace.

Thanks for your Time

P.S - You Broke the main Forum rule by coming into the OTF and reading this so, infact you are A n00b.

Storm
*Driven into a fury by reading the word n00b.* furious


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Mīsk
Originally posted by Storm
*Driven into a fury by reading the word n00b.* furious


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*Stays Clear*

Itzak

AOR

Mīsk
Originally posted by AOR
You forgot the difference between n00b and newb

For example, you are a newbie until you are one...than you are a pseuodonewb...

Yeah I know, but that could go one for awhile

Mīsk
mhm....

a1hsauce
confused you dont talk about movies in the GDF no

Mīsk
Originally posted by a1hsauce
confused you dont talk about movies in the GDF no

I've seen people do it

Koala MeatPie
Koala MeatPie===> Mostly Harmless.

ghandii-llama
what if I'm an cyberspace virgin?henpeckin my way into this first post.......wouldnt that morally compell one to take me under their so called umbrella of protection or am i really mod bait?

Mīsk
Originally posted by ghandii-llama
what if I'm an cyberspace virgin?henpeckin my way into this first post.......wouldnt that morally compell one to take me under their so called umbrella of protection or am i really mod bait?

What the f**k?

_Sanctuary_
Originally posted by ghandii-llama
what if I'm an cyberspace virgin?henpeckin my way into this first post.......wouldnt that morally compell one to take me under their so called umbrella of protection or am i really mod bait?
Run rabbit run. no expression

Bloigen

Mīsk
Originally posted by Bloigen
n00b I've been here 3 Months Longer then You. Maybe 4. If im a n00b You are an Uber n00b.

§P0oONY

Mīsk

§P0oONY

Mīsk

Bloigen
When talking about a n00b, I believe that age does not come into the equation. So put that in your hat and smoke it!

§P0oONY
Crossed the 64x64 line. Yes.

Tails x 20
Originally posted by Storm
*Driven into a fury by reading the word n00b.* furious


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*Runs away.*

Mīsk

Bardock42

Mīsk
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'll give you a hint n00b, the General Discussion Forum is NOT for discussion aboot movies...ever wondered why there is a Movie Discussion Forum? No...well, do so now.

Hey n00b, guess what. Your a Pussy since you post in the GDF.

Bloigen
So where exactly can we post?

Mīsk
Originally posted by Bloigen
So where exactly can we post?

I Said some forums where good

o-o)b

Lana
Yes, because someone who mostly posts in the OTF has a real good idea of what the good forums are and what aren't....

Oh, and....



*smacks*

Mīsk
Originally posted by Lana
Yes, because someone who mostly posts in the OTF has a real good idea of what the good forums are and what aren't....

Oh, and....



*smacks*

embarrasment I know. This more more of a Time Waster for me because I was bored. Hey I Rp too laughing out loud embarrasment

Lord Magnus
I can't get a signature to work so instead of doing something about it I'm whining on every thread that somehow relates.

Mīsk
*Stabs You*

§P0oONY
Mist... or Misk.. whatever..... What happened to you? For a while you where relatively mature, now you've gone back to your classic arsehole state.... well done... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mīsk

DarkWizard
Can we stop with the 'Noob' calling?

Mīsk
Originally posted by DarkWizard
Can we stop with the 'Noob' calling?

no


whoever created the word n00b should die.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by DarkWizard
Can we stop with the 'Noob' calling? But, of course...

And Misk.... People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Mīsk

Revernd Maynard

Mīsk
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
OWNED



no

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Storm
*Driven into a fury by reading the word n00b.* furious


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. laughing

Revernd Maynard

Mīsk
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yeah you better cry ***** mad

AHAAAA

no

Revernd Maynard

Mīsk
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
w00t
no

Revernd Maynard

Bloigen
no/yes

Mīsk
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yes

yes

Revernd Maynard

§P0oONY
Bum Fights is weird.... funny, in a sadistic way.

Revernd Maynard

K.Diddy
B]GDF - General Discussion Forum This is for general talk about movies and such, there are some pussies here so watch your step

hysterical

K.Diddy
By the way there ARE a lot of pussie's in the GDF .................but it has nothing to do with movies no

Mīsk
Originally posted by K.Diddy
By the way there ARE a lot of pussie's in the GDF .................but it has nothing to do with movies no

I don't Go There Im not A Pussy, Simple Mistake yes

K.Diddy

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