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Any criteria. Mine would be 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies, the worst part of which being-

Informer by Snow and MC Shan.

Police them come an' now they blow down me door,
One him come crawl through, through my window,
So then they put me in the back the car at the station,
From that point on me reach my destination,
When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them
Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom, so *

Bigger they are they think they have more power,
They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour,
Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover,
Lover who I'll be callin is the one TAMMY,
an' me love her in me heart down to my belly,
Yes me Daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly,
As the one MC Shan an' the one Daddy Snow,
Together we-a love'em as a Tor-Na-Do.

Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady,
Yes sir, Daddy me Snow me are the article don.
But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from,
People them say you come from Jamaica,
But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know,
Pure black people mon that's all I mon know.
Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show,
Where me born in on the one Toronto, so

Come with a nice young lady. Intelligent,
Yes she's gentle an' irie.
Everywhere me go, me never left her at all.
Yes, its Daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon.
Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a.
You never know say Daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata.
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box.
Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top, soI

Why would he?

Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl,
Police knock my door,
Lick up my pal,
Rough me up an' I can't do a thing
Pick up my line, when my telephone ring.
Take me to the station,
Black up my hands.
Trail me down, 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman,
What I'm gonna do,
I'm backed an' I'm trapped,
Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap.
They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer,
But Shan won't turn Informer!


-AC

Ha, I kinda like the lyrics in that (Barenaked Ladies) song. Funny in a juvenile way.

My nomination goes to Take Me Down by Smashing Pumpkins, well, James Iha. I'm sure his solo stuff is even worse, but this never fails to bring the bile flooding into my throat.

Originally posted by Deathblow
Ha, I kinda like the lyrics in that (Barenaked Ladies) song. Funny in a juvenile way.

My nomination goes to Take Me Down by Smashing Pumpkins, well, James Iha. I'm sure his solo stuff is even worse, but this never fails to bring the bile flooding into my throat.

I know that's probably the intention, but that just annoys me even more.

I agree about the James Iha song though, that should have been swiftly edited off the album; and yes, his solo stuff is actually even worse.

Everytime I read the lyrics to Informer I think "How did they read these and think those were quality lyrics?"

The infamous "I love you like a fat kit love cak'" line by 50 Cent.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri


The infamous "I love you like a fat kit love cak'" line by 50 Cent.


Worst typos ever.

Is how he pronounces it man.

-AC

As long as songs like Crazy Frog, The Ketchup Song and such are around they will be top of the shite pile.
50 Cent and pretty much all the radio hip pop have god awful lyrics but im not gonna depress myself any further by posting them. You all know how bad its gotten.
lol @ Informer, why didnt you post the chorus AC thats the best part.

Recent one but just as bad.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Is how he pronounces it man.



It's more like 'I lu' you like a fat kid luz cake'.

Not 'I love you like a fat kit loves cak'.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
It's more like 'I lu' you like a fat kid luz cake'.

Not 'I love you like a fat kit loves cak'.

I gotta agree with Victor there, i can almost hear 50 mumbling his way through that line.

It might be more ki' than kid, actually.

Anyway, bad lyrics.

Jesus those BEP lyrics are disgraceful Dr. I didnt mind their 1st 2 albums but they have really gone down the toilet since that girl joined the group.

D4L- Laffy Taffy

I would like to hear 50 cent sing this:


Black Lace Lyrics
Agadoo Lyrics

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.



cool Word!

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I would like to hear 50 cent sing this:


Black Lace Lyrics
Agadoo Lyrics

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.



cool Word!

I think that's more annoying to everyone who knows the song.

-AC

Aga doo, oh the memories. Painfull ones i might add, thanks for reminding me Whirly.

D4L - Laffy Taffy

FACK by eminem

"Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my *******
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh **** yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so ****ing good"

i knew it happened, but i never thought it'd go this far. he finally lost it, hes now rapping about sticking gerbils up his ass.

Originally posted by Phat J
FACK by eminem

"Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ass'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my *******
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh **** yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so ****ing good"

i knew it happened, but i never thought it'd go this far. he finally lost it, hes now rapping about sticking gerbils up his ass.

I don't think the idea is the problem, it's the shitawful lyrics. The man used to be excellent- on The Slim Shady LP anyway.

oh i agree, id laugh at that song in a whole different way if he didnt do the voice and the lyrics were tight. the eminem show and infinite are my favourite albums, went steadily downhill after that.

The Eminem Show was utter shit. The Marshall Mathers LP was the decline. Had the odd good song but that was the time when he realised that all the adults he was pissing off just so happened to be the parents of the kids he needed to buy his records.

Hence The Eminem Show which was a bunch of nothing. Now he sings Mockingbird. I'd probably not hate his selling out as much if he didn't come out with a song in which he says "So put my tape back on the rack. Go run and tell your friends my sh*t is wack, I just don't give a f*ck."

-AC

Originally posted by Phat J
FACK by eminem

i knew it happened, but i never thought it'd go this far. he finally lost it, hes now rapping about sticking gerbils up his ass.

Oh shit i heard this the other day and i was left speechless. My friend at work got the CD for xmas and played it to me, i thought he'd lost it 2 albums ago but this is an all time low. How can you go from tracks like Rock Bottom and Bad vs Evil to this?

Originally posted by koolruningz
How can you go from tracks like Rock Bottom and Bad vs Evil to this?

Money.

-AC

I probably should have said it was a rhetorical question, but thanks for the response anyway.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The Eminem Show was utter shit. The Marshall Mathers LP was the decline. Had the odd good song but that was the time when he realised that all the adults he was pissing off just so happened to be the parents of the kids he needed to buy his records.

Hence The Eminem Show which was a bunch of nothing. Now he sings Mockingbird. I'd probably not hate his selling out as much if he didn't come out with a song in which he says "So put my tape back on the rack. Go run and tell your friends my sh*t is wack, I just don't give a f*ck."

-AC

whatever, everyones entitled to their own opinion. its got some of my favourite songs of his on it, till i collapse, superman and sing for the moment are all good songs. i agree with everything else you said, encore had one line that was worth listening to and the rest of the song, the rest of the album was garbage.

You know I love Mos Def but I gotta nominate Rock N Roll. Pretty much bad and racist/ignorant lyrics backed by bad singing. One of the few blemishes on the career of a man who also wrote some of my favorite lyrics ever on Black Star's Thieves in the Night. That's why this is so bad.

Golden showers by the mentors (previously mentioned as the greatest song of all time):

http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/M/Mentors/Golden-Showers.html

Worst lyrics, eh? Definitely has to be this Relient K song:

"Gibberish"

Arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford
Bida menti kosticated interserd
Thorphiliate stinded yilla billa zay
Wentora yate paravillintiniay, paravillintiniay

Dorga orpha dorga billa
Dorga orpha stifaleare
Dorga orpha dorga billa
Tonalation fonamere

Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now.


If I had one wish
Well I don't know what I'd wish for
But if I had a million zillion wishes
I'd use one to let you know that gibberish is
Not an nice way to talk to all your...

Mork swax ippen reeby yufftabar
Higged quillip ernigrade du wellinshar
Lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray
Venalido urp paravillintiniay, paravillintiniay

Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking
Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking now.


If I had one wish
Well I don't know what I'd wish for
But if I had a million zillion wishes
I'd use one to let you know that gibberish is
Not an nice way to talk to all your friends

Ok so they were heroes of mine, but this song is really inexcusable. It literally sounds like they got a thirteen year-old ''goth'' girl to write this during her lunch break. It makes no sense at all, which actually makes it quite funny.

Korn - I'm Hiding

Sixth form poetry springs to mind. I used to like Korn, in fact, despite several shitawful albums, I have bought them all bar the new one. I think enough is enough.

Especially as they actually had some songs written for them for this album.

as much as i love U-God- Golden Arm Redemption, this has to be one of the worst lyrics by U-God on that Mr.X album

Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS! garbage

by the way, was Memoirs of Geisha a good movie?

Originally posted by -hh-
garbage

by the way, was Memoirs of Geisha a good movie?

Yes, I liked it.

I've read the book ages ago, but I still loved the movie. The cinematography was great.

Anything by 50 Cent is going to be shit, duh.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes, I liked it.

I've read the book ages ago, but I still loved the movie. The cinematography was great.

Memoirs of a Geisha is one of my absolute favorite books, I've probably read it at least 20 times.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

I agree. 50 cent's lyrics are garbage. Jada chewed him up nicely and deservedly on that diss track, forgot what it was called. "Animal" i think. I never really liked any of his stuff except for this one song one he came out with way, way back way before he was popular called "how to rob"

G-Unit's garbage too..Mobb Deeps in it but so what..Even though I love Mobb Deep..mainly their stuff from the 90's.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
I agree. 50 cent's lyrics are garbage. Jada chewed him up nicely and deservedly on that diss track, forgot what it was called. "Animal" i think. I never really liked any of his stuff except for this one song one he came out with way, way back way before he was popular called "how to rob"

G-Unit's garbage too..Mobb Deeps in it but so what..Even though I love Mobb Deep..mainly their stuff from the 90's. we'll never see another Mobb Deep- The Infamous cry

Originally posted by -hh-
we'll never see another Mobb Deep- The Infamous cry

I agree, btw, Liquid Swords is my favorite album of all time I know it word for word. GZA the sharpest out of the Wu to me.

But Redman artists as my favorite in the 90's

Originally posted by Lana
Anything by 50 Cent is going to be shit, duh.



Memoirs of a Geisha is one of my absolute favorite books, I've probably read it at least 20 times.

Should see the movie, very good.

-AC

Originally posted by Lana
Anything by 50 Cent is going to be shit, duh.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

Not only does it not make any sense, but it looks like its been put together for the sake of a rhyme, which isnt good either. SHAME ON YOU CURTIS!

but since when do you zone out, chill, listen to a club banger?

lol

that was a good song cuz it serves its purpose. and that is to be a hit club record. dre killed it production wise.

Afroman's "Because I got high" lyrics.

I was to be laughed at not with.

Originally posted by Pointinel
but since when do you zone out, chill, listen to a club banger?

lol

that was a good song cuz it serves its purpose. and that is to be a hit club record. dre killed it production wise.

Lyrics are shit though aren't they? Hence the point. It was a shit song that served a purpose.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Lyrics are shit though aren't they? Hence the point. It was a shit song that served a purpose.

-AC

^yup, yessir!

but i f*ucks with that song in the club.

no reason to front

I think anything written by Fred Durst is awful.

Par example:

Alright partner...keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
(Throw yo hands up)

(Ladies and gentlemen)
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rollin' baby

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the **** you at punk?
Shut the **** up
And back the **** up
Before we **** this track up
(Throw yo hands up)

I think that's enough.

The man is ludicrous.

haha Fred Durst..

Obviously, the man is fecally nourished in the cranium department, but what exactly was he doing by naming an album 'Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog Flavored Water'? Is it supposed to be funny 'ha ha', or funny 'oh, dear...' - either intention leaves me feeling rather sad.

Some more drivel:

why did it take so long
why did i wait so long huh
to figure it out but i didn't
and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
i can't believe that i could be decieved (but you were)
by my so-called girl but in reality
had a hidden agenda
she put my tender heart in a blender
and still i surrendered

...And on that note, I'm going to put my hand in deep-fat fryer.

lol

Originally posted by Pointinel
but since when do you zone out, chill, listen to a club banger?

lol

that was a good song cuz it serves its purpose. and that is to be a hit club record. dre killed it production wise.

A shit lyrics are shit lyrics. The only reason it ''served its purpose'' is because most mainstream popular TV and Radios play what they want you to hear - and this sad sad sad song happens to be one of them....

There is no need to make such a shit song - what is the message that song is conveying, what is it trying to say - nothing. Its not only bad, its extremely pointless.

'Informer' by Snow and MC Shan

I think they just threw a shitload of random words together to make that song

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
A shit lyrics are shit lyrics. The only reason it ''served its purpose'' is because most mainstream popular TV and Radios play what they want you to hear - and this sad sad sad song happens to be one of them....

There is no need to make such a shit song - what is the message that song is conveying, what is it trying to say - nothing. Its not only bad, its extremely pointless.

yeah its pointless, i agree witchu

but

dont you just feel that shit in the club? IMO, the beat is very very good.