The KMC Hood

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Bloigen
Don't make one pop a cap in ones ass.

JacopeX
Iight imma be in ma porch sittin next to Smokey and Kregg

::Watchin people walk and drive by::

Ey yo Big worm

Bloigen
Erm...Uhhh...Errmmmm... What?

JacopeX
laughing out loud iight so this the hood right, Big worm is the drug dealer iight. He owe me weed got it

BartmanX
Whas' up homies!

Neo_Version 7
How many of these clubs does KMC need?

This is like the third of its kind already.

But whatever.

What up, homies?!

JacopeX
Yo, were are we

South central
Compton
SOuth Bronx
south Texas
Callao, Peru
La victoria, Peru

Where?

Bloigen
Mayfair, London

Syren
laughing

One must not ever pop one's cap in one's ass.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Bloigen
Mayfair, London iight bye then

Bloigen
Originally posted by JacopeX
iight bye then

That's it you are going to be involved in a homicide. YOURS!
Ha ha.

Neo_Version 7
Cheers Charlie!

Bloigen
Originally posted by Syren
laughing

One must not ever pop one's cap in one's ass.

Indeed. *strokes imaginary bead* *sorts Tophat*

Bloigen
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Cheers Charlie!

Quite so.

Syren
laughing

leana marie
if we join do we get nicknames?

Bloigen
Originally posted by leana marie
if we join do we get nicknames?

Join what?shiftyninja

leana marie
i dont know...

Bloigen
Don't make one go upside ones head!

Neo_Version 7
I see we have some truly ghetto gangstas up in here.

Bloigen
For one to be a gangster, one must speak proper english.

Neo_Version 7
You're gonna get no argument from me.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Bloigen
For one to be a gangster, one must speak proper english. Gangsters? Thats the mafia

Bloigen
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
You're gonna get no argument from me.

So quite excellent indeed.

Bloigen
Originally posted by JacopeX
Gangsters? Thats the mafia

*squirts yoghurt*

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS MOTHERF*CKER!?!?!

Roulette
Originally posted by Bloigen
For one to be a gangster, one must speak proper english.

hysterical

Neo_Version 7
If Dr. Dre could see us now...

Bloigen
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
If Dr. Dre could see us now...

He would be wishing he was as gangster as us?

Roulette
Originally posted by Bloigen
He would be wishing he was as gangster as us?

laughing out loud


oh dude, I lub youbig grin you're farking hilarious

Neo_Version 7
laughing

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Bloigen
For one to be a gangster, one must speak proper english. Well I can, you can but I think not all can.

Revernd Maynard
YEA G! KMC HOOD FO LIFE

Bloigen
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud


oh dude, I lub youbig grin you're farking hilarious Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
laughing

There is only one smilie to describe this situation. But I don't know it so I'll just use this one youpi

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
YEA G! KMC HOOD FO LIFE

Is the third one from the right a woman?

Neo_Version 7
I'll use this one!

robot

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Is the third one from the right a woman? they're all women youpi

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
they're all women youpi

I believe you mean youpi

Ladyluck
Yo. ninja

Bloigen
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'll use this one!

robot

Hmmm....

Very gangster.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
I believe you mean youpi thats what i said erm





shifty

xyz jedi
Hey Bloigen, you got the weed?

Bloigen
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Yo. ninja

Indeed you are.

*smokes cuban*

Edit: Cuban cigar

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Indeed you are.

*smokes cuban*

Edit: Cuban cigar well put shifty

Bloigen
Originally posted by xyz jedi
Hey Bloigen, you got the weed?

No, but I do have a rather nice Geranium.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
well put shifty

I do believe it was.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
I do believe it was. high five

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
high five

Low five. shifty

xyz jedi
Try smoking mint. It's really good. Relaxes you! w00t

leana marie
i got lots of weed smokin' messed

xyz jedi
Originally posted by leana marie
i got lots of weed smokin' messed gimme. I've got 3 workers.

John: smoke
Tim: longsmoke
Al: longsmokes

Diamond~Kisses
Originally posted by xyz jedi
gimme. I've got 3 workers.

John: smoke
Tim: longsmoke
Al: longsmokes laughing out loud

Yo dig?

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Diamond~Kisses
laughing out loud

Yo dig? smokin' the effects of mint.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by xyz jedi
gimme. I've got 3 workers.

John: smoke
Tim: longsmoke
Al: longsmokes confused

Syren
*steps up inside here*

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
confused yes

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
confused yes

xyz jedi
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
confused yes

Bloigen
Spam.

Mr Wiggles
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
How many of these clubs does KMC need?

This is like the third of its kind already.

But whatever.

What up, homies?!

lol, i remember the KMC pub, long time ago

anyway, *plays rap music*

Girl shake that laffy taffy
that laffy taffy
Shake that laffy taffy
that laffy taffy
Girl shake that laffy taffy
that laffy taffy
that laffy taffy (candy girl)
that laffy taffy

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

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Morning_Glory
dancebunny

bloodboys2blueb
ha wicked

Morning_Glory
no

bloodboys2blueb
yes mate

Morning_Glory
ok

bloodboys2blueb
ah eaze

Mr Wiggles
.

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't make one pop a cap in ones ass. Wise words my friend..thumb up

leana marie
i wanna stay in my hood... maybe in your hood will be my sanctuary

Bloigen
Originally posted by Master_Nihilus
Wise words my friend..thumb up

yes

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't make one pop a cap in ones ass.

What up son wickedph

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Bloigen
yes Indeed....








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w00t

Syren
laughing Oh sheesh...

Bloigen
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
What up son wickedph

I just be maxing, relaxing. Y'know it ain't too taxing.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bloigen
I just be maxing, relaxing. Y'know it ain't too taxing.

Roll me a blunt, aight? cool

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Syren
laughing Oh sheesh... wut? laughing out loud

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bloigen
For one to be a gangster, one must speak proper english.

Just as long you don't step on my sneakas, aight?

Bloigen
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Just as long you don't step on my sneakas, aight?

Aight man. It be cool, it cool.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Roll me a blunt, aight? cool

Pink or Violet?

JacopeX
:: Does a drive by on Inspectah::

Im Jacope Jesfen and I dont give a ****!

Sir Whirlysplat
Boyakasha

Bloigen
WEST SIDE IS DA BEST!

JacopeX
West coast is da best

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't make one pop a cap in ones ass.
bring it.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
bring it.

It is on.

Rogue Jedi
well, turn it off. you are wasting electricity.

Bloigen
But it keeps me warm.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Bloigen
Pink or Violet?

Purple

Roulette
purple's a lubly color^^

Inspectah Deck
Lubly?

Roulette
*ahem* I meant lovely...yeeeeah, I sorta just make up my own bullshit words^-^

Bloigen
Originally posted by Roulette
*ahem* I meant lovely...yeeeeah, I sorta just make up my own bullshit words^-^

Nope, I've heard it before. YOUR BANNED FROM THE CLUB!

Morning_Glory
sleeping

Bloigen
Sperm.

Morning_Glory
no

Roulette
Originally posted by Bloigen
Nope, I've heard it before. YOUR BANNED FROM THE CLUB!
laughing out loud

I didn't even know I was in the club..dancing

Bloigen
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud

I didn't even know I was in the club..dancing

Yeh. You were in a coma. You also have several pieces of chocolate in your left lung.

Roulette
Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeh. You were in a coma. You also have several pieces of chocolate in your left lung.

laughingthat's very interesting...

chocolate you say?!....that can't be goodsad..

how'd it get there?!

Bloigen
Originally posted by Roulette
laughingthat's very interesting...

chocolate you say?!....that can't be goodsad..

how'd it get there?!

You'll have to ask jimmy.

Roulette
Jimmy? *rubs chin*

Bloigen
Yeah, he's a guy I just made up. He can fly.

Roulette
laughing out loud

I wanna flyduck

Bloigen
I don't.

Roulette
Why?sad

Bloigen
Spiderman and Superman would probably double team me. Jealousy...

Roulette
laughing out loud..fair enough then..

Woah..ok..I'm nearly falling asleep on the keyboard heresleepy, so I think it's time I went to bed..

byebye^^ *waves*

Bloigen
Bed? What the hells a bed?

BartmanX
whas' up.

bloodboys2blueb
hey guys

Lord Magnus
Only exclamation points represent the true mafia.

*kills everyone except bloodboys2blueb*

bloodboys2blueb
well put. but did you have to write your name on the wall with all the blood

Bloigen
Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Only exclamation points represent the true mafia.

*kills everyone except bloodboys2blueb*

no expression

bloodboys2blueb
ha your dead

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Only exclamation points represent the true mafia.

*kills everyone except bloodboys2blueb* thumb down

*Beats Lord Magnus to death* I just came in..so i'm not dead..but now your are..

*Beats bloodboys2blueb to death*

bloodboys2blueb
me and magnus still have an ounce of strengh and besides we still got da inspectah death

*wounds master nihilus with last bullet*

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
me and magnus still have an ounce of strengh and besides we still got da inspectah death

*wounds master nihilus with last bullet* erm no expression *pulls bullet out unharmed*

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Master_Nihilus
erm no expression *pulls bullet out unharmed*

You can't do that

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
You can't do that ...True..but If I did, I would have a hole in me, with..*checks chart*..cherry red blood oozing out..erm

bloodboys2blueb
okay lets take this to the end. to prove the KMc Mafia!!! is better than th hood lets have a test of knowledge.

Q: how many rockies have there been

Bloigen
Originally posted by Master_Nihilus
...True..but If I did, I would have a hole in me, with..*checks chart*..cherry red blood oozing out..erm

Good Point.

Bloigen
Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
okay lets take this to the end. to prove the KMc Mafia!!! is better than th hood lets have a test of knowledge.

Q: how many rockies have there been

5 soon 6

Master_Nihilus
Originally posted by Bloigen
Good Point. Indeed..yes

bloodboys2blueb
correct

now your turn

but actually rocky 6 is called rocky balboa

Bloigen
What is the square root of 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111111 to the power of 567789?

And I want it EXACT.

Master_Nihilus
*watches* ninja

bloodboys2blueb
*sweats*

the square root of 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

111111111 is, I think 33333333333333333333333333.333333333333333333333333333333

but if your so smart then what is it and i want the truth.
*shows off gun*

Bloigen
Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
*sweats*

the square root of 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

111111111 is, I think 33333333333333333333333333.333333333333333333333333333333

but if your so smart then what is it and i want the truth.
*shows off gun*

That's not the question I asked.

bloodboys2blueb
go on you try then

bloodboys2blueb
Hello?

sammii
Originally posted by Bloigen
That's not the question I asked.

*-pulls out gun finally happy to be getting at bloigen-*


no but thats what bloods askin you so you answer it !!!

bloodboys2blueb
thanks samm but looks like you'll have to finish him off because im still in pain from the beating
*gets untied from chair by samm*

sammii
*-walks up to bloigen bich slaps him across the face ,dosent do much WHAM what a punch , bloigen is knocked to the floor -*


shall we leave for now ???

bloodboys2blueb
not yet lets torch the place
*pours petrol everywhere*
*throws match*
lets roll
*leaves beside samm*
thanks

Bloigen
*spits fire out*

sammii
*-laughs-*


yet again another win by the KMC mafia !!!

bloodboys2blueb
well put

Bloigen
*eats sammii's face*

bloodboys2blueb
of course you do.
*shoots chanderlerlia down and it lands on bloigen*

Bloigen
We're in the street and it's chandelier.

sammii
*-pulls out gun-*


shoots the ugly futha fukka in the knee cap !!!

bloodboys2blueb
*shoots da penguin in the other knee cap*
and besides the chandalier I shot was on a plane flying past and I shot it down

Bloigen
Penguins don't have knee caps. *shoots with flipper*

bloodboys2blueb
*shoots penguin in the head after penguins bullet is stopped by bullet-proof vest*

sammii
Sticks a pole up penguins ass hole

bloodboys2blueb
*cuts off beak with axe*
THE PENGUIN'S DEAD!!!!!

sammii
whay party at my place !!! big grin

bloodboys2blueb
is that the mafia!!!

sammii
Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
is that the mafia!!! yep

bloodboys2blueb
Happy Dance

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