What extras does your local Massage Parlour give

?

Sex and Cheese Sanwiches.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sex and Cheese Sanwiches.

Same with mine

Cool.

I heard they were going to cancel the cheese sandwiches though.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Cool.

Is it goood cheese in the sandwiches. Most of the ladies at ours are Eastern European!

they give whatever you want, as long as you have the cash.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they give whatever you want, as long as you have the cash.

😱They give you Jumbo Jets?

ive never been to my local massage parlour...I prolly should though ✅ I live near San Fran 😱

I don't know of any massage parlors around here.

Ive never been to a message parlor? should i be going to one?? 😕

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Ive never been to a message parlor? should i be going to one?? 😕

No, they are pretty much underground brothels 😂

who needs underground 😉 much like Rouge Jedi said, you have the cash and you get what you want

The closest thing to a massage parlor where I am is an alternative health centre run by ancient Japanese men. They burn incense, chant and all that jazz. Acupuncture, meditation, massage and aromatherapy - quite a popular health resort.

I suspect though this isn't what you had in mind.