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Dear Santa,

Give me a penis!

Love,
Ronny








No seriously, I want a penis My friend Emily and I both, we want to know like what its like and stuff.

Man stupid wrong genitals.


Oh and look at this pretty picture I drew

Imagine waking up and finding a penis in your stocking.....

FUN!

I ment on me.

Originally posted by Ronny
Dear Santa,

Give me a penis!

Love,
Ronny








No seriously, I want a penis My friend Emily and I both, we want to know like what its like and stuff.

Man stupid wrong genitals.


Oh and look at this pretty picture I drew



I told you...........I have one right here for you, but I only have one, so you and your friend will have to share it

shock *backs away*

Originally posted by Ronny
shock *backs away*


I know, it's big hey,

I'm sure there is a share in Santa's workshop for you, but you'll have to wait 'til Christmas.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I know, it's big hey,


Sorry, I just find extreme exaggerations funny.



I'm sure a cockroach may find it adverage.

Originally posted by Nevermind
I'm sure there is a share in Santa's workshop for you, but you'll have to wait 'til Christmas. thats like *does math* 500 years away shock

Dear Penis,
i dont think i like you anymore.
you used to watch me shave.
but now all you do is stare at the floor.
oh... dear penis i dont like you anymore.

Originally posted by Ronny



Sorry, I just find extreme exaggerations funny.



I'm sure a cockroach may find it adverage.


That was almost funny

Originally posted by Ronny
thats like *does math* 500 years away shock

Oh no! You'll have to wait! I had to wait 9 months for mine.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
That was almost funny Oh, you mean like you.

So why do you want a penis?

Originally posted by Nevermind
Oh no! You'll have to wait! I had to wait 9 months for mine.

I wish there was a way for people to see what its like to be the opposite sex. it would put alot of accusations in place

Originally posted by Tails x 20
So why do you want a penis?



Go to sex ed

Originally posted by Ronny


I wish there was a way for people to see what its like to be the opposite sex. it would put alot of a accusations in place


I gotta agree there ............oh, the thing's I would do


Every girl go pose hardcore porn style and look at yourself in a mirror now!



Sorry, I better tone it down a bit

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Go to sex ed That made so much sence.

Don't need it.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I gotta agree there ............oh, the thing's I would do


Every girl go pose hardcore porn style and look at yourself in a mirror now!



Sorry, I better tone it down a bit Thats not at all what I mean I meant like, a guy can know what its like to have his period, and a girl to know what its like to constantly be saluting

You better tone it down completely

Originally posted by Ronny


I wish there was a way for people to see what its like to be the opposite sex. it would put alot of accusations in place

No argument there. I don't have any accusation about women or men, mainly due to me not being a sexist. The old switch-a-roo treatment would teach a lot of guys I know a lesson or two.

Originally posted by Nevermind
No argument there. I don't have any accusation about women or men, mainly due to me not being a sexist. The old switch-a-roo treatment would teach a lot of guys I know a lesson or two. True that. And women.

Originally posted by Ronny
Thats not at all what I mean




Guy's and girl's think VERY different my pal

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I gotta agree there ............oh, the thing's I would do


Every girl go pose hardcore porn style and look at yourself in a mirror now!



Sorry, I better tone it down a bit

So you would be a lesbian? Makes sense .

Originally posted by Ronny



Sorry, I just find extreme exaggerations funny.



I'm sure a cockroach may find it adverage.

Good one...I am impressed.

Originally posted by Ronny


I wish there was a way for people to see what its like to be the opposite sex. it would put alot of accusations in place

It would be rather interesting to know what it's like I assume.

ronny you don't get to have a penis cos god hates you ............












































































j/k

if you wish really hard maybe Santa will give you a penis

Originally posted by Nevermind
So you would be a lesbian? Makes sense .


Oh, lord.............to me it does

Buy a dildo.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Guy's and girl's think VERY different my pal Actually, thats not true. Sterotypicaly, yes they do. But all together, we're human.

I can't honestly say If i had the chance to be male for a couple hours I wouldnt spend it fully dressed and not jacking off.

But that wasnt my point.

would you like a pair a balls to accompany the penis too?

Originally posted by BackFire
Buy a dildo.

I guess, that's not all the same feeling....hmm...yeah, I am pretty sure it isn't.

Originally posted by Ronny
Actually, thats not true. Sterotypicaly, yes they do. But all together, we're human.

I can't honestly say If i had the chance to be male for a couple hours I wouldnt spend it fully dressed and not jacking off.

Originally posted by BackFire
Buy a dildo. Naw, I dont want one to use I want one for the pleasure of having it attached to me and whatnot.



I can see how that could be taken differently then I intended

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Why are you always laughing?

Originally posted by Ronny
Naw, I dont want one to use I want one for the pleasure of having it attached to me and whatnot.



I can see how that could be taken differently then I intended
strap on?

Originally posted by BakaXero
would you like a pair a balls to accompany the penis too?

Originally posted by BakaXero
strap on? Oh god, you are all taking this the wrong way

Originally posted by Ronny
Why are you always laughing?
I do have a theory aboot that....but I won't share it.

Theory on what?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I do have a theory aboot that....but I won't share it. aww come on now

Originally posted by K.Diddy




I'm alway's stoned

Thats believeable

Originally posted by Ronny
aww come on now

I would, but I don't want to.Originally posted by K.Diddy
I'm alway's stoned

I think what you mean is "I deserve to be stoned".

Originally posted by Bardock42


I think what you mean is "I deserve to be stoned". True that

So...you want a penis?

That should be a leaflet in hospital waiting rooms and such, right next to the ones about sexual ailments.

"So, Miss...you want a penis?" then you open it up..."See a shrink, you have issues."

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So...you want a penis?

That should be a leaflet in hospital waiting rooms and such, right next to the ones about sexual ailments.

"So, Miss...you want a penis?" then you open it up..."See a shrink, you have issues."

-AC
Funny....haha...because curiousity equals insanity....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So...you want a penis?

That should be a leaflet in hospital waiting rooms and such, right next to the ones about sexual ailments.

"So, Miss...you want a penis?" then you open it up..."See a shrink, you have issues."

-AC Haha, very funny I only ment so I could know what its like. And not permently

Originally posted by Bardock42
I would, but I don't want to.

I think what you mean is "I deserve to be stoned".
I took me about 50 seconds to get that last part

Originally posted by Eis
I took me about 50 seconds to get that last part

Oh, don't feel bad. K. Diddy is still trying to figure it out.

*Blank stare*

*Blinks*

.....what the hell's a stone?

-AC