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Okay okay, not as fun-sounding as Whiskey Thursday I admit, but I'm going round to my mom and dads tonight with "her indoors" for a meal and I know for a fact that he's got a secret stash of red wine which I'm gonna give a bloody good bashing.

*Mech stands up, arms aloft and yells*

Getting drunk for free ROCKS!

a new alcoholic beverage-celebration for each day, eh?
AA, please!

Red, red wine it makes me feel so fine!! Mech a good Brummy should beat Finti to this one!!!

So what's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday?

recovery days.

My ass it is,

Sunday - Pub on the afternoon before dinner
Tuesday - Cans in the house day
Wednesday - Cans in someone elses house day
Friday - Get shteamin' day, in my book

Monday is the only recovery day an upstanding alchohlic needs.

I need to get on your schedule.

what about thursday? make sure you know the other person whos house it is on wedsday or else it could be cans in your cell day.

Err Scrappy, it's Whiskey Thursday, as mentioned in Mechs post!!!!

He's still a new guy, Corran. We'll have to educate him on Whiskey Thursday.

Right then, looking forward to Thursday already!

It would probably help if he read all the previous Whiskey Thursday threads. He's gone to see TPM without seeing the OT. See, if you look hard enough, everything in life relates directly to SW.

Or if he'd just read Mechs initial post in this thread!!!

That would have helped too.

I didn't have red wine on saturday. I drank a whole pitcher of strawberry daquari's myself !!

I had beer from 8:00PM on Friday until 5:00AM on Saturday, so I didn't much feel like drinking on Saturday, I think Mechs Red wine idea would have been a good'un though!

I like Sangria too. A big pitcher with lots of alchohol-absorbing fruit in it !

If it's got alcohol in it I'll like it!

We usually get Sangria when we go to a mexican restaurant. They put cherries in it and slices of orange and stuff...then you eat the fruit while you're drinking the wine. If you like sweet wines, you'd like it.

Thanks for that, I do know what Sangria tastes like, I had in Tenerife many seasons gone by!!

We also make spiked watermelons...ever have one of those ?

Whose house is Cans-in-someone-elses-house-day-Wednesday in? I need directions.

You'll have to go to Mech's Map Shoppe.

Not yet, but please tell me how to do it.

Take a whole watermelon (preferably a seedless one) and cut a whole in it (on top) just big enough and deep enough to hold a half gallon bottle of vodka (or rum or whatever). Then open the vodka bottle and jam it into the hole so that the bottle is completely upside down. You may have to lean it against something to hold it in place. It'll take a couple hours for the bottle to empty into the watermelon. Then take the bottle out and cut up the watermelon and eat it. I guarantee you will get drunk !

I'll be there in 9 hours !

I'll be just leaving for work Gundy dear.....if I let you in, you can help yourself to snacks and watch SW till I get home?

I'll have to hop a plane, but I'll be there.

Awesome Mech. I'll hide in Lauren's luggage and we'll split the plane ticket. Errr....Mrs. MM won't mind two extra girls under the covers will she ?

Spiked watermellon rules.

Makes me wanna pee alot, though.

I'll put in an oxygen tank and some Ritz crackers in my suitcase.

Speaking of oxygen. I read this awesome thing in a gathered book of Dave Barry's work. He was talking about how he didn't get why oxygen dropped out of the ceiling when there was a crisis. He would want nitrous oxide to drop out. When he went out he wanted to be as wasted as humanly possible.

huh?

well aint surprised you didnt understand it TO

I totally agree with Dave Barry.

I'm sure Mrs.MM won't mind.........I'll stick her in the spare room.

who?, Mrs MM in the spare room . You know who lurks in the closet

Errm you Finti?

Peeping finti... teehee.

Gee, whats the weather over there like ? I don't know what to pack.

queeq is the closet monster

I should know. I built him.

Built me.... you modified me a bit because you couldn't keep up with me.

I got the screws here

I'll be doing the screwing around here.

*walks in with toolbox*

What are we building today ?

a giant dil ehhhhhhhh.

A deli ? Hey, that sounds good !

What kind of sandwiches will they be making ?

Are they going to have those good big deli pickles too ?

deli, dil**dull

Yes, a deli. I got it. What, do you think I'm totally stupid or something ???

Watch the potty mouth Finti!

I think Mech is ready to become a mod.

Masochistic mad mod mech.

Oh yes, that will get you in good with Raz....

Probably not, he's so power hungry he'd see me as a threat.

Power hungry ? Raz ?

Hadn't noticed.

Just watch, he'll change that last post of mine to read...."he's so pleasant, happy and really sweet".

*flops in chair, waits for Raz*

and waiting

OMG I'm so ill today, I don't think there's gonna be any red wine drinking tonight. I lost count after the tenth pint last night but I'm sure I drank more after that. I found a KFC box next to my bed too so I must have gone there after the pub shut.

Good work, my friend.

: cool: about to go out and drink for the The Who bass player John Entwistle who died Thursday night in Las Vegas. Gonna play The Who tunes all night long

RIP JE.

Gonna have a few cans today for the final methinks.

and then you piss in the mailbox

A loss to the rock community.

indeed

Who fancies getting drunk as a bit of a send-off for him then?

Count me in !

Oh, go on then, if I must.

So its finti, Mech, me and Corran drinking.

Who's gonna wait on our table ?

I'd like it to be Leia and Padme, but failing that I'm sure you could persuade Yerss to do it.

Padme in the white suit ?

no, topless would be fine

I don't want to be served by a topless woman.

you can wear blindfolds and have a surprise meal

*suspicious*

What did you order for me ?

If you won't give Gundy that roasted rat I'll serve you.

I thought the roasted rat was the specialty

No, no. That's possum.

then what's opposum?

that's the way Northerners who have never seen a wild animal outside of a zoo in their life spell possum

I'm a Nothern?
fine

wait!
do they have chocolate?

yes I think

ok, then I don't care, leave me alone with the chocolate... I have some interogation to do

trouble is that the chocolate will outsmart you

Only after a couple MaryJanes.

and y'all think that I'm really going to interrogate the chocolate?

I live about 40 miles from Hershey. No chocolate problems here.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the Yers.

because they have incredible chocolate powers!

And what makes Belgium chocolate so special ?

It has a High midi-chloran count.

Chocolate living together for mutual benefits...

Chocolate originated in the monasteries of Spain so you'd think the best chocolate would be Spanish.

I think you will find it was in South America WAY before it was in Spain.

Oh, yeah. The cocoa bean thing.

And then the Spanish, who colonised much of South America, nicked the idea and brought it back to Europe

But it was the Belgians who made it into eatable stuff, before that it was coco (hot beverage)

I don't hear any thanking for that!

besides I think Spain was the first to make it in what we know today

actually it was Spanish monks

and I was correct... well, Portugal could have had a fair chance for it, but they didn't had the power to do so

You were right? I said the thing about Spanish monks.

yerssot, you're going to have to start taking better notes or we'll be smacking you with the big ruler.

well, thing is ... I think I'm going to fail uni now


Lauren, I replied to finti's post, that I think they also made something else than coco

I didn't know you were at Uni.

perhaps... you don't know about my son too

*fires up ToMacco Slapping Machine*

what did I do wrong now?

OH.

Damn. I am pissing off everybody lately.

You are? Ah, life can seem like that sometimes.

I'm not sure how you mean that.

Pretty much as presented; we all have times when it seems we are annoying the hell out of everyone. It isn't always so.

And if you think you are annoying someone, or that they don't like you, screw em, it's their problem not yours, it's them who has the issue so just let them get on with it and be yourself.

who?

But if I piss everybody off then I won't have any friends and I'll be lonely

So, thats why you have uss

Ah, I wuv you too.

Don't worry, it takes a hell of a lot to piss me off. I'm so laid back, I'm horizontal.

So I could tell you that you were a lazy sack of s*** you wouldn't get mad.

So I could tell you that you were a lazy sack of s*** you wouldn't get mad,

That was me not being serious and just testing your statement.

Oh, no.....I dont think his gonna tolerate you saying that twice!!!!

not even after posting it twice will mech get mad

exactly

I pushed it on accident and then tried to stoop from submitting so I did it again with the extra part added in

the edit button is right next to the quote button

oh. Since when is that there?

Pretty much since always.

Not really, I'm too hung over for arguments.





And besides, I am a lazy pile of poop.

Did you get knock down drunk on your birthday night? I hope you chugged a little for me. Damn legal drinking age

I don't really mind the drinking laws. Drinking is not something I'll be doing excessively, so I never think about it.

*runs to the kitchen*
*runs back*
pfew, still have enough beer at home

I don't want to drink a lot either, but maragarits are really good, and I can't drink them.

you'll change opinion one day

why?

because you will kidnap her and get her drunk, like we agreed!... or did I gave To the money to do that?

When I was younger I always said I wouldn't drink when I was older, and everyone always said I would change my mind.

and when you started saying that to every stranger in the city, people gave up on the drinking part and let you have it your way

I will drink but I will not get hammered every time I go out.

Just every other time.

Going out to bars and drinking....it will wear thin rather quickly, but newly minted 21 year old americans must get it out of their system...

and more beer in their mouth

well I started at 18 and still havent got it out of my system

But you're a boy.

well,... I hope he is, yes

Girls are more careful about it. We don't want to get gang raped.

I'm sure most men don't want to have that happen either....

hmmmm

Indeed

Uh-huh

In my experience girls drink just as much as boys. In fact, last year in the UK there were more complaints aimed at teenage female drinkers than male ones.

Though male drinkers are still committing more serious crimes.