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Well? It can be the woman OR the man that does the ruining. Just thought I'd see what crazy answers I'd get, Hehe.

The window cleaners appearing at the window.

Originally posted by amity75
The window cleaners appearing at the window.
Window Cleaners?

little brother walking in the room. that happened twice this weekened.

Originally posted by Zatch
little brother walking in the room. that happened twice this weekened.
What did he say? LOL.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
What did he say? LOL. Nothing it was one of those moments where he grins really big then walks out.

(Happened to me, true story)

The cat jumping on the bed with you and your lady friend.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Lol. That's typical of a little one. I'm glad I'm the youngest. lol.

Maybe the cat wanted some action?! Poor pussy. yeah being the oldest is really tough.

Originally posted by Zatch
yeah being the oldest is really tough.
My brother is 21. When he has his girlfriend over I STEER CLEAR of his bedroom! I do NOT want to go near there. lol.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Lol. That's typical of a little one. I'm glad I'm the youngest. lol.

Maybe the cat wanted some action?! Poor pussy.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
My brother is 21. When he has his girlfriend over I STEER CLEAR of his bedroom! I do NOT want to go near there. lol. Yeah i wish my brother would do the same but he is nosey and at that age to be curious.

shock

Two little brothers walking in, and starts laughing. Then walks out and stay's by the door, listening and bust in every few mintues. When me and my female friend just watching T.V.

Originally posted by Zatch
Yeah i wish my brother would do the same but he is nosey and at that age to be curious.
True. I was that age once. Always spying on someone

Originally posted by Tails x 20
Two little brothers walking in, and starts laughing. Then walks out and stay's by the door, listening and bust in every few mintues. When me and my female friend just watching T.V. sounded alot like my brother there.

The girl farts shock

scary

Originally posted by Tails x 20
Two little brothers walking in, and starts laughing. Then walks out and stay's by the door, listening and bust in every few mintues. When me and my female friend just watching T.V.
That's got to be annoying. I'd probably get up and chase them.

Originally posted by Zatch
little brother walking in the room. that happened twice this weekened.

Sry, hunni, it ruined the mood, but I found it rather hilarious......

She throws up in your mouth youpi

Originally posted by RaeRox
Sry, hunni, it ruined the mood, but I found it rather hilarious...... It was not I can't believe you of all people still think it is funny.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
The girl farts shock
Sounds funny, but I've never done that. Lol.
Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
She throws up in your mouth youpi
Don't tell me that's actually happened?!

Originally posted by Zatch
It was not I can't believe you of all people still think it is funny.

Well it....is...*hides*

Originally posted by RaeRox
Well it....is...*hides* I am not mad but i still can't see how you thought it was funny. (Don't answer)

Originally posted by Zatch
I am not mad but i still can't see how you thought it was funny. (Don't answer)

Yeah Im not going to answer, cuz THEN Id REALLY have to hide.......

Originally posted by RaeRox
Yeah Im not going to answer, cuz THEN Id REALLY have to hide....... lol.

I'v herd...

Man, wearing Socks.

Out of wool.

Up to the knees.

Originally posted by Zatch
lol.

Uh huh

oh well baby...

we had no doorknob for a day or so and we had the laundry basket holding the door closed. Not thinking that anyone would open the door we continued. Our daughter walked in and starte' yelling.

Originally posted by Zatch
oh well baby...

Well what?

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Sounds funny, but I've never done that. Lol.

Don't tell me that's actually happened?!

msn-oh

Originally posted by RaeRox
Well what? nothing nothing at all.

Originally posted by Zatch
nothing nothing at all.

Surreeee....

well nothing that needs to be said in public.

Originally posted by Zatch
well nothing that needs to be said in public.

OOOOO droolio

Originally posted by Zatch
well nothing that needs to be said in public. msn-oh

Originally posted by RaeRox
OOOOO droolio

Originally posted by Zatch


ok got it. Anywwwhooom....

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I'v herd...

Man, wearing Socks.

Out of wool.

Up to the knees.

That's a scary thought!
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
we had no doorknob for a day or so and we had the laundry basket holding the door closed. Not thinking that anyone would open the door we continued. Our daughter walked in and starte' yelling.
Poor child!

Originally posted by RaeRox
ok got it. Anywwwhooom.... anywhom what.....?

Originally posted by Zatch
anywhom what.....?

I dont have the SLIGHTEST idea....

Originally posted by RaeRox
I dont have the SLIGHTEST idea.... are you sure?

Originally posted by Zatch
are you sure?

positive

ok then.

Originally posted by Zatch
ok then.

I...love..you...

I love you to baby.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
The girl farts shock
from where?

Originally posted by Zatch
I love you to baby.

I know

I know you know.

Originally posted by Zatch
I know you know.

I lied when I said I didnt know.

Originally posted by RaeRox
I lied when I said I didnt know. hun we have been over this.

Originally posted by Zatch
hun we have been over this.

Okie stopping.

thank you.

Obvious question..not having what you want at the moment or ever.

with FJ and myself, nothing ruins the mood. i have farted during sex and it is funny, but we remain in the mood.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
The girl farts shock

This is a true story

About a year ago I was sitting at the local kareoke that I go too, towards the end of the night a VERY drunk girl came up and started slurring her words,so it was hard to make out what she was saying but she kept hugging me and grabbing my D**K , so I got her back home and took her to my room, awhile later she layed down on my bed and we started having dry sex, Then I took her pants off and said I am just going to my brothers room to get a condom, I came back and she was THAT drunk the bi*ch PISSED on my bedfear

We are millions of humans on this planet and exhibiting yourself is...I just post. I never get frustrated to see a happy couple while it last as I was once with my girlfriend. I just care to express my ideas as a gift never to show my colors. Why am I not with her? An accident and not because of me.

Originally posted by redcaped
We are millions of humans on this planet and exhibiting yourself is...I just post. I never get frustrated to see a happy couple while it last as I was once with my girlfriend. I just care to express my ideas as a gift never to show my colors. Why am I not with her? An accident and not because of me.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This is a true story

About a year ago I was sitting at the local kareoke that I go too, towards the end of the night a VERY drunk girl came up and started slurring her words,so it was hard to make out what she was saying but she kept hugging me and grabbing my D**K , so I got her back home and took her to my room, awhile later she layed down on my bed and we started having dry sex, Then I took her pants off and said I am just going to my brothers room to get a condom, I came back and she was THAT drunk the bi*ch PISSED on my bedfear

Thats kinda sick, that you would take advantage of a drunk girl...

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Thats kinda sick, that you would take advantage of a drunk girl...

THAT'S sick? What about the bit*h peeing herself.............now THAT is sickfear

I think you were more sick...

I thought someone was chasing me...meant no offense. Let my posts get too deep, just an accident if you're not careful.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I think you were more sick...


Think what you want

but if you read my post properly I never SAID I did anything with her did I?

But your intentions were to...

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
But your intentions were to...

**shrugs** Go cry to ya mum about it

mom calls

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mom calls

its not funny...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mom calls Ouch...that's why we don't pick up the phone now don't we?

i meant when she calls from the door..

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i meant when she calls from the door.. Oh and that's why we should move from our parents house, no?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Oh and that's why we should move from our parents house, no?
I didnt, didnt you know!!!?


nice sig

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I didnt, didnt you know!!!?


nice sig You sure you should that right?

Thanks. You see i still have talent

oops lol i meant I did....

yes yes talent...when you gonna make me one?

his friends ruin the mood

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oops lol i meant I did....

yes yes talent...when you gonna make me one? Yeah i remember you telling me you moved. nioce move.

I dunno....don't think too soon. confused Depends on what you want really.

let you know when i find out


when the Jehova's Witnesses' come a knockin on the door

Originally posted by a1hsauce
let you know when i find out


when the Jehova's Witnesses' come a knockin on the door

maybe they just wanna witness nature at it's best lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
maybe they just wanna witness nature at it's best lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
let you know when i find out


when the Jehova's Witnesses' come a knockin on the door They're the hardest to get rid of. glare

Originally posted by K.Diddy


well it only depends if he's doing it right cause if he ain't...............it might be nature at it's worst lol

Originally posted by K.Diddy
This is a true story

About a year ago I was sitting at the local kareoke that I go too, towards the end of the night a VERY drunk girl came up and started slurring her words,so it was hard to make out what she was saying but she kept hugging me and grabbing my D**K , so I got her back home and took her to my room, awhile later she layed down on my bed and we started having dry sex, Then I took her pants off and said I am just going to my brothers room to get a condom, I came back and she was THAT drunk the bi*ch PISSED on my bedfear

that is the funniest thing I've heard all day hysterical

if the girl farts (funny but it kind of kills the mood)
if the girl throws up in her mouth (not attractive at all no)
mom calls (I'm only 17, i still live with my folks )
sibling calls (they've done this sooooo many times, i can't even count them disgust)
the dad of the girl walks in (i will never look at that mans eyes ever againbag)

Originally posted by Leo.M
that is the funniest thing I've heard all day hysterical

if the girl farts (funny but it kind of kills the mood)
if the girl throws up in her mouth (not attractive at all no)
mom calls (I'm only 17, i still live with my folks )
sibling calls (they've done this sooooo many times, i can't even count them disgust)
the dad of the girl walks in (i will never look at that mans eyes ever againbag)

u must really get around huh? lol

Originally posted by Leo.M
that is the funniest thing I've heard all day hysterical

if the girl farts (funny but it kind of kills the mood)
if the girl throws up in her mouth (not attractive at all no)
mom calls (I'm only 17, i still live with my folks )
sibling calls (they've done this sooooo many times, i can't even count them disgust)
the dad of the girl walks in (i will never look at that mans eyes ever againbag) Wow, you've been there and back.

theres a wrong way to dot it?...

It's more of a matter of opinion.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
theres a wrong way to dot it?...

ur kidding right? lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
u must really get around huh? lol

yeah bag............................ but that doesn't gives you ppl the reason to call me a whore schmoll

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Wow, you've been there and back.

and never going back.......... well trying not too

Originally posted by Leo.M
yeah bag............................ but that doesn't gives you ppl the reason to call me a whore schmoll



and never going back.......... well trying not too

we did? lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
It's more of a matter of opinion.

true lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
It's more of a matter of opinion.
never got any complaints *pulls pants up to nipples*


Originally posted by LethalFemme
ur kidding right? lol
i thought if the jobs done, why complain?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
we did? lol



true lol

well you call me something else, but i can't remember what. confused1 but the rest call me a whore disgust

Originally posted by a1hsauce
never got any complaints *pulls pants up to nipples*



i thought if the jobs done, why complain?

well obviously not in ur case but 4 guys that do get complaints there is obviously a wrong way lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
never got any complaints *pulls pants up to nipples*



i thought if the jobs done, why complain? You should give it your best anyways. Not to brag but I've been told to be an "over-achiever"!


....Kdding.

Originally posted by Leo.M
well you call me something else, but i can't remember what. confused1 but the rest call me a whore disgust

are you a whore? lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
You should give it your best anyways. Not to brag but I've been told to be an "over-achiever"!


....Kdding.

sure

Originally posted by LethalFemme
well obviously not in ur case but 4 guys that do get complaints there is obviously a wrong way lol
lol what are some complaints women have?...

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
You should give it your best anyways. Not to brag but I've been told to be an "over-achiever"!


....Kdding.
GO TO MY ROOM!!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
are you a whore? lol
YES!!! hes Whoreable!!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
sure Originally posted by a1hsauce
YES!!! hes Whoreable!!!! ....okaaaaayy.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
are you a whore? lol

How dare you accuse me of such a thing shock.............. use to be key words USE TO BE. I have a gf now and she's keeping me in check

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol what are some complaints women have?...


GO TO MY ROOM!!!!

idk lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
YES!!! hes Whoreable!!!!

reallydroolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
YES!!! hes Whoreable!!!!

how dare you disgust

Originally posted by Leo.M
How dare you accuse me of such a thing shock.............. use to be key words USE TO BE. I have a gf now and she's keeping me in check

OMFG I missed out

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMFG I missed out

too bad

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
....okaaaaayy.


Originally posted by Leo.M
how dare you disgust

Yes, ofcourse...Leo is such a whooorrrre-rable person.

When the Cops do a Drug Bust next door ...you know you gotta be nosey and look out your window and see whats going on

Originally posted by Leo.M
too bad

lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
When the Cops do a Drug Bust next door ...you know you gotta be nosey and look out your window and see whats going on

u sure you dont live in Inglewood? lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Yes, ofcourse...Leo is such a whooorrrre-rable person.

you have to give me a chance to prove that I'm nice cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
lol



u sure you dont live in Inglewood? lol
i lived in Hollywood

Originally posted by Leo.M
you have to give me a chance to prove that I'm nice cry



Leo's a top Bloke

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i lived in Hollywood And i was gonna move in with you.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i lived in Hollywood

hoover

but i live near San fran now

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Leo's a top Bloke

see people, I'm a good person

Originally posted by a1hsauce
but i live near San fran now And i'm still moving in with you.

When my brother almost walked in on my boyfriend and I doing stuff...

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
When my brother almost walked in on my boyfriend and I doing stuff...

dont u owe me something?

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
When my brother almost walked in on my boyfriend and I doing stuff... isn't that a dream come true? ...i feel your pain.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
isn't that a dream come true? ...i feel your pain.

i have to deal with his friends

Yeah he was coming down the stairs when my bf had his tongue...in places...thank god the phone rang

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Yeah he was coming down the stairs when my bf had his tongue...in places...thank god the phone rang

i once again see how u got ur screenname lol and what happened when i left?

Oh nothing really

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Oh nothing really

i thought not lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
And i'm still moving in with you.
you gots the rent disgust

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
When my brother almost walked in on my boyfriend and I doing stuff...
yes that was embarassing wasnt it

Originally posted by LethalFemme
i thought not lol

Or did it?......

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Or did it?......

did it lead to pm's? lol

possibly....mmhmm

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
possibly....mmhmm

im jealous lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
did it lead to pm's? lol What did i miss out on? glare

Originally posted by LethalFemme
im jealous lol

T'was fun

Originally posted by a1hsauce


Originally posted by GuitarBunny
What did i miss out on? glare

i dont think i can say lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
i dont think i can say lol You can do anything if you set your mind to it.

It was one of those you have to be there nights

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
It was one of those you have to be there nights I thought so.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
You can do anything if you set your mind to it.


Even blow both of your leg's off with a shotgun then strip down naked and walk to your ex girlfriend's mum's house?

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
It was one of those you have to be there nights

and i was only there for some of it lol

I'm the SauceMaster Baby! I'm always around

i'm jealous

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Even blow both of your leg's off with a shotgun then strip down naked and walk to your ex girlfriend's mum's house? If you put your mind to it...I supoose.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
and i was only there for some of it lol

You missed the best part droolio

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
If you put your mind to it...I supoose.



Damn

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i'm jealous Lighten up it's just sex! ....i'm totally kidding.

I'm off for the night! Later Losers! *blowing you kisses*

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
You missed the best part droolio

im sure i'll get my chance lol

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Lighten up it's just sex! ....i'm totally kidding.

I'm off for the night! Later Losers! *blowing you kisses*
Wheres my Rent!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Wheres my Rent! I wouldn't complain if i were you. mhm You share a bed with moi.