If you had to spend life in prison.....

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Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates? no way!!!

DarkC
Hell shit no way.

Rogue Jedi
i know, right? what about if it is just a knobjob?

DarkC
*feral scream*

Raven Guardia
omg you guys laughing

and I also say no.

LiL nAstY GirL
Depends if Bertha would cuddle afterwards stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
well, if the guy wore make up and had long pretty hair...... messed

Koala MeatPie
Well it depends...

here in Quebec Hells Angels Leader "Morris Mom Boucher" was sent to a women's prison Becasue he was considered too dangerous to be in a Male Prison.

If I was sent to a Women's Prison, Most likly yes.

BackFire
Not unless the other inmates were gorgeous chicks craving the dick.

bogen
i herd that backfire

Mr. Bacon
no unless they were women

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by BackFire
Not unless the other inmates were gorgeous chicks craving the dick.
laughing out loud

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates? no way!!!

what is it with u and prison? lmfao

a1hsauce
if my life depended on it...id have to consider it erm

K.Diddy
Originally posted by BackFire
Not unless the other inmates were gorgeous chicks craving the dick.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by a1hsauce
if my life depended on it...id have to consider it erm

like in OZ? lol

a1hsauce
no expression are you calling me the Cowardly Lion?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by a1hsauce
no expression are you calling me the Cowardly Lion?

u never saw that show on HBO? lol

a1hsauce
eek! Sex and the City!!!!?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by a1hsauce
eek! Sex and the City!!!!?

NO!!!! eek!

Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by a1hsauce
eek! Sex and the City!!!!?

Hum and it IS midnight... time to turn to Fox.

a1hsauce
oh eek!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh eek!

lol eek!

Leo.M
Originally posted by BackFire
Not unless the other inmates were gorgeous chicks craving the dick.

yes

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, if the guy wore make up and had long pretty hair...... messed

............................... maybe MAYBE

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
yes



............................... maybe MAYBE

no expression messed laughing out loud

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
no expression messed laughing out loud

i did say maybe not for sure bag

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
i did say maybe not for sure bag

close enough lol

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
close enough lol

hay remember this is life, a man can only jack off for so long you know stick out tongue

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
hay remember this is life, a man can only jack off for so long you know stick out tongue

i guess so lol


can i watch whistle

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
i guess so lol


can i watch whistle

It's not a peep show stick out tongue................... you're gonna have to pay stick out tongue

Death_Stalker13
laughing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
It's not a peep show stick out tongue................... you're gonna have to pay stick out tongue

pay-per-view? lol

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
pay-per-view? lol

the only cool

K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
pay-per-view? lol


laughing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
the only cool

how much?

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
how much?

how much you got? shifty

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
how much you got? shifty

you know this makes you a whore right? lol

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know this makes you a whore right? lol

just cos i sleep around and charge people to see me in action is no reason to be called a whore schmoll............................... okay maybe I'm little bit of a whore, but I'm still Mr. adorable nice guy big grin

cruel jedi
maybe if they were lasses then yes

Storm
Seeing as I would be sent to a women' s prison, I' d consider it.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Alpha Centauri
^Best comment in OTF history. I don't want you to get sent to prison though, Storm. I'm just being thankful for small mercies and all that good stuff.

Me? I wouldn't, no. I can totally understand the mindset of someone who would, though. To some, the idea of closing your eyes and imagining a hot female is good enough.

-AC

thegooner
Hell NOOOOOOOOO

KENobi™
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates? no way!!!

First day in jail I would kill somebody so they know I'm not a b!tch. yes Then it would be others fearing I'm gonna rape them. laughing out loud But I wouldn't.

GCG
Good way to go Ken. Life is Life so killing wont make it any worse. You are just making a statement.

Still you gotta be careful of the gangz

Roulette
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates?

hmmmm...perhaps...*rubs chin*

KENobi™
Originally posted by GCG
Good way to go Ken. Life is Life so killing wont make it any worse. You are just making a statement.

Still you gotta be careful of the gangz

I'd make "friends" with the biggest gang in the joint. But due to the races being split up, that would be kinda hard.

JONNY
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates? no way!!! I might.

JONNY
Originally posted by Storm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
What does this mean?

Storm
If I wanted people to understand, I wouldn' t have put it up in Latin wink


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

GCG
Storm hates the Union...........something I hate too. Well, i am speculating cause she merely changed a fraction of the slogan, but it derives from that.

W the dockers !

Am I right Storm ?

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you accept sexual favors from other inmates? no way!!!

you obviously thought about this quite a bit...that makes me wonder....really makes me wonder...

Storm
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
^Best comment in OTF history. I don't want you to get sent to prison though, Storm. I'm just being thankful for small mercies and all that good stuff.

-AC Glad I could be of service.
Originally posted by GCG
Storm hates the Union...........something I hate too. Well, i am speculating cause she merely changed a fraction of the slogan, but it derives from that.

W the dockers !

Am I right Storm ?
No.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

GCG
So you like OTF ?

a1hsauce
you know i read somewhere that (in the instance of males) that men who have sex or who partake in sexual acts in prison with other men, arent necessarily homosexual...its just that the NEED and URGE for sexual gratification can become sooo strong, theyll seek it out in any way possible.

GCG
Selling inflatable dolls to inmates should be good business then.

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