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didn't notice earlier, happy birthday! eat cake!

Cool, so what goodies did you get?

Happy Anniversary!!!

Oh wait a second...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

happy happy birthday.

Yeah happy birthday (although i never see u here!)

Happy Birthday I hope you gotta a cake with lots of green icing on it...mmmmmmmmm http://www.bobafettmp.com/phpBB/images/smiles/new/greedo.gif

Happy birthday

http://www.nmsu.edu/~alumni/images/Birthday%20Cake.gif

We like Lauren. She likes us because we know stuff. One step closer to becoming that adult you dream of being, eh? Congrats!

I think she was 15 wasn't she?

Aaaah to be 15 again, all that solvent abuse and shoplifting.

At the same time? Yeah. 15 she is.

Of course Ush, where's a 15 year old gonna get the money to buy solvents?

Why, bob-a-job week of course!

And who says you're out of touch with todays youth Ush!

Mainly young people I think. Hmmm...

Thank y'all very much. I got this pearl and diamond ring (pearl is my birthstone) that I've been wanting for forever.

Also at my party-for-friends I was traumatized when someone pointed out the munchkin hanging himself in the background in the forest scene. (We were watching the Wizard of Oz while playing Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. It matches the movie almost exactly.

Also, someone pulled out the Little Mermaid and pointed out the fact that the priest who is marrying Ursula and the prince has gotten somewhat excited if you catch my drift.

I always did think Disney was subversive.

I have received a report that the munchkin suicides are a joke played by all the munchkin extras played throughout the movie.

not sure I like their idea of a joke.

Anyway, happy B, day

A bit late, but Happy Birthday for yesterday LaurenE147

Happy belated Lauren !!!

*makes note to watch Oz with Pink Floyd*

If you listen to Yes whilst watching who framed Roger Rabbit, do you get a Hoppy Birthday or a Hippy birthday?

You get "Attack of the Waffles"

If you get too drunk you get a Happy Burpday!!!

And thats probably a birthday long remembered or quickly forgotten the next morning. Especially if you wake up with Big Head Fred. Thats what we call a hangover.

Yes spending the next day calling for Hughie and Ralph down the big white telephone is enough to put you off drinking for at least 5 hours.

Praying to the porcelain God....

I haven't done that in about 7 or 8 years. And I have no desire to do it ever again !

I was too drunk to even barf on Saturday, glad my friend drove cause I wouldnt have been able to get myself home.

I hope your friend took your battle axe away from you.

when the third lion roars start the CD player at the third roar. If you have a slow CD player start it on the second roar.

Thanks. I can't wait to try this out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a little late aren't I? Stupid virus!

You're forgiven, sweet-pea.

Awwwww...thats cute.

*hands finti a barf bag*

how cuddly cutie stuff

Another Happy B-day from me as well.... *waits for cuddle *

*finds barfbags behind the bar* damn the EU flag looks stupid.

*gives queeq a kiss on the cheek and a slap on the behind*

Where's the queue?

You've got to pull his pants down first Lauren.

*pulls pants down self to speed process up*

Not self-conscious, are ya ?

No reason to be, we're all friends here, right?

Well since you put it that way, I guess Lady E's next pool party will be a skinny-dipper !

I tried that last time only someone stole my clothes.

It was those damn apes.

That's no way to talk about Rex and Yerss.

Its a madhouse !!!!!

were at Yers house too

You think I'm some sorta chimp or somethin?

*starts eating a banana*

Don't bug me...I'm eating...

Here, Rexy, Rexy Rex. *dangles a banana in front his apey face* Come into the cage. (And then you'll be mine forever! Muahuahuahuah!

Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

cause that is a plastic banana

I told Rex about eating the display food in the gift shoppe....

If we enemize him those'll pass right out.

*melts plastic banana with Force lightning*

I'll get in the cage anyway...

he he he

What is going to happen now that I'm in the cage?

nothing besides that we are flooding the place

He - he - he *blush*

why are your butt bare queeq??

Ask Lauren.

LE147, why is queeq butt bare

Buttman

*calls attorney, files for divorce, round 4*

(Warning: I'm the insane judge and Finti is the equally evil judge)

Well, if you are to divorce, I have to throw cream pies in your face, beat you over the head with a sausage, and put you in a vat full of piranhas, alligators, sharks, and aquatic brain-eating monkeys. Anything you'd like to add Judge Finti?

Lauren, you can stay here.

Oh wow! She loves me! She loves me!
*runs around meadow with goofy smile on his face*

Come back, baby, you're the only one for me.
*starts instant delivery of godzilla sized container filled with flowers*

*crosses arms, looks away*

I've heard it all before, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerfherder !!

Okay then. I'll be the bailiff guy.

*starts beating Queeq and Gundy over the head with sausages*

Who's scruffy looking?

Oh come on baby, you know I can't live without you.

sounds like a bad song by Michael Jacson.
"So it said you know I cant live without you
HEY (backing vocals by James Brown)
the funk and gaul of 40 000 years I cant live without you"

There is isn't a "hey" big enough to sound like James Brown.

BB, where did you get those sausages ? Stole them from KJ ? A judge stealing a Scotsman's sausages ! Thats barbaric !! I'm afraid we'll have to report you to Raz and take away your judgeshipness.

queeq - I just can't believe you were cheating on me again ! Wait....yes I can.

dutchman is gonna swim again

Guess I'll have to start looking for a new......friend.

You just call out my name,
and you know whereever I am
I'll come running, oh yeah baby
to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
all you have to do is call
and I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a friend." Carole King

Thats nice finti, but I'm not a lesbian so I'm not really interested in Carole King being that kind of friend.

never mind the carol king it is to enlighten the ignorant ones

So......what are you doing saturday nite, babe ?

cruising, wanna go for a ride?

Oh yeah. Count me there !

Doing alright
A little driving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away

Gundy was sweet
Show a smile for the people she needs
I'm trouble, let's drive
I don't know the way you came alive

News is blue, the news is blue
Has its own way to get to you
What can I do, what can I do
When I remember my time with you

Pick up your feet
Got to move to the trick of the beat
There is no lead
Just take your place in the driver's seat"- Sniff n The Tears

I'm stopping in tonight, gonna watch some vids I think. Still feel really rough from last night, but I may have a few cans later on. Mrs.MM is doing here special home made madras curry tonight, its takes her about 2 hours to cook this baby. Anyone fancy coming round?

*mutters to self*

I've got to learn how to fly...or something.

Oh yeah...finti...you can sing to me all night long, babe.

Sure can do

If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one
Drying in the color of the evening sun
Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away
But something in our minds will always stay

Perhaps this final act was meant
To clinch a lifetime's argument
That nothing comes from violence
and nothing ever could
For all those born beneath an angry star
Lest we forget how fragile we are" - STING

Finti has left the building!

Lauren hasn't been around in awhile. I wonder where she is...

Dude, I told you I was at the beach!

Gundy, queeq and I were just trying to make you jealous. He was afraid you were running around with finti. It was all a ruse.

And after you get in the cage, Rex, I dress you in a tutu and make you do tricks for food.

Dude! where's your car?

oh brother what a crap movie

sweet

Dude, where's your scriptwriter.

I liked it as a movie that I didn't have to use my brain to watch.

You get a lot of those, but they generally fall in the category of documentaries.

like star wars?

Ah, finti posted a totally cool Sting song for me.

Thanks babe.



*faints*

*mech in background still being sick from hearing Sting*

Huuuuuuurl

*smacks Mech*

That ought to straighten you out. If not, we can always pop you on......THE RACK !

Mmmmm sounds pleasant, book me up for a session will you dear.

Lovely.

I'll put you in my appointment book. How about right after lunch ?

Fine fine, have your PA contact mine.

Sure honey.

Your physician's assistant?

Personal assistant.

*Lurch voice* You rang?

Oh, so now you wanna be my PA ? Is that how you expect to make up ?

I did work hard on the voice.... *puppy look*

Going from Lurch to a puppy. You must be a shape-changer.

*suspicious*

I prefer the phrase "changeling".

And I do a wonderful Mel Gibson.

If he can look like Mel Gibson then I'd take him if I were you, Gundy. I'm still waiting for Rex. Where is he?

He can't do Mel....

Rex can't but I hear that Gundy wants to do Mel. Huh, huh, huh, huh.

Mel Smith

Hehehe. Good one, Corran !

He's as quick as ToMacco. Corran must be his padawan.

I have a padawan

Who is it ?

your dog?

How wude.

ok... your turtle?

your head???

no it is a turtle peeking out behind a black curtain

*checks smilie again*
indeed! now I see it clearly!

A friend of mine named Candice is my padawan. I instruct her in the ways of love and life.

Must be a girl thing. My best friend Karen and I are always giving each other advice.

Me and my mates are always there for each other.....

Problems with girls? Lets get drunk
Problems at work? Lets get drunk
You're an alcoholic? Lets get drunk

Its pretty easy being a man.

We're both also underage.

so now you all are warned

Nice.

Hey baby you're a sweet young thing
Still tied to mommas apron strings
I don't even want to know your age
I'm just happy you're back stage
You're jailbait and I just can't wait
Jailbait baby come on" - Motorhead

Finti's in the mood now.

*runs and hides from finti in the mood*

*runs and closes the thread*