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...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.

cry

Originally posted by Bloigen
cry

You did not invent plastic wrap!

You invented toilet seat cover sheets.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You did not invent plastic wrap!

You invented toilet seat cover sheets.

WOO!

I didnt invent it either but you really should be more careful about how you try to untangle it you could lose an eye

...awww, I know how ye feel..I have the same problamo with that stuff....it's very tricky...shuriken

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.

your really funny ...and all plastic wrap is like that, its crap.

Foil Paper

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
your really funny ...and all plastic wrap is like that, its crap.

But it's a real problem!

So I either have to eat ALL the food in one sitting and become obscenely fat, or throw perfectly good leftovers out.

I refuse to put anymore money in that person's pockets...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Foil Paper

Nah, I'll just mess that up too...if I have to use tape or whatever to seal it together, I'll end up taping my eyebrows to the table or something.

Nice signature mate!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But it's a real problem!

So I either have to eat ALL the food in one sitting and become obscenely fat, or throw perfectly good leftovers out.

I refuse to put anymore money in that person's pockets...

what if you use glad wear containers?? or foil like A1 said?

yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope. *Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig

its a nice sig

Originally posted by Ronny
*Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what if you use glad wear containers?? or foil like A1 said?

I suppose I could do that...and I've thought about it, but I couldn't very well say that from the start or this thread would never have seen the light of day.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig

That frickin bottle of A1 is the ***'s, man!

Originally posted by Ronny
*Jumps out of the shadows and destroys the plastic wrap with my lightsaber* Fear not, next time.. just use tinfoil. *'force jumps' into the ceiling*

That's awesome!!

Ronny lives on my ceiling! droolio

*thinks*

Please ignore what you saw me doing this morning after my shower, 'kay?

My dad invented plastic wrap disgust

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes yes i know..got some help from select members here for the sig I was watching ROTS last night and my dad started crying I was so ashamed.

I think HOPE I was adopted

Originally posted by Ronny
I was watching ROTS last night and my dad started crying I was so ashamed.

I think HOPE I was adopted
Really? shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's awesome!!

Ronny lives on my ceiling! droolio

*thinks*

Please ignore what you saw me doing this morning after my shower, 'kay? *cough* And what exactly did you do in the shower







Oh that was dirty http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif

Originally posted by Slay
Really? shock Really really.

PLastic wrap does a good job at wrapping up those limbs I have in my chest freezers.

Originally posted by Ronny
*cough* And what exactly did you do in the shower







Oh that was dirty http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif

washed...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
washed... with soap ....?

Originally posted by GCG
PLastic wrap does a good job at wrapping up those limbs I have in my chest freezers. Mmmm mutilated body parts...

Originally posted by Ronny
with soap ....?

With my Leia Soap on a rope... yes

Originally posted by Ronny
Really really.
Why would he cry?While watching a SW movie? shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
With my Leia Soap on a rope... yes I'll be in my bunk http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif



*waits to see how many Firefly fans get that*

Originally posted by Slay
Why would he cry?While watching a SW movie? shock Well the whole thing with Obi Wan and Anikan really sets him off. And in Return of the jedi he BAWLS everytime the "let me see my son with my own eyes" line pops up pur-lease, its sad but you dont have to start with the water work shit.

Originally posted by Ronny
I'll be in my bunk http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif



*waits to see how many Firefly fans get that*

Umm.....

Originally posted by Ronny
Well the whole thing with Obi Wan and Anikan really sets him off. And in Return of the jedi he BAWLS everytime the "let me see my son with my own eyes" line pops up pur-lease, its sad but you dont have to start with the water work shit.
Strange.The only thing I thought was sad about ROTS were those forced love scenes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.


got to agree cuz i have this prob allll the time

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Umm..... *akward silence*


Howly crudness has anyne ever even seen the show? Fook.

nope

Originally posted by Slay
Strange.The only thing I thought was sad about ROTS were those forced love scenes Yes, of course. My mouth cried out food.


Stupid gay ass "You are so beautiful!"

Pregnant Senator "Perhaps its because I'm so in love. "

Weak minded Hershey stick"No, its because I'm so in love with you"

Originally posted by Ronny
*akward silence*


Howly crudness has anyne ever even seen the show? Fook.

No....I haven't.


*looks around for a distraction from the awkwardness*

Umm....so...how's your.....hair...today?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No....I haven't.


*looks around for a distraction from the awkwardness*

Umm....so...how's your.....hair...today? Spicy... yours?

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, of course. My mouth cried out food.


Stupid gay ass "You are so beautiful!"

Pregnant Senator "Perhaps its because I'm so in love. "

Weak minded Hershey stick"No, its because I'm so in love with you"
Hmph,what about the "O,hold me Ani,like you did by the lakes at Naboo'' thing

Originally posted by Ronny
Spicy... yours?

*cough* Yes....I agree....umm....yeah...

i thought the lawn chair in your sig was a moose butt.

Originally posted by Slay
Hmph,what about the "O,hold me Ani,like you did by the lakes at Naboo'' thing Ugh god I was like "***** please." *vomit vomit*

Originally posted by Ronny
i thought the lawn chair in your sig was a moose butt.
I thought it was somekind of robe Originally posted by Ronny
Ugh god I was like "***** please." *vomit vomit*

*goes off to play KotOR*

Originally posted by Ronny
i thought the lawn chair in your sig was a moose butt.

Nice! My butt isn't THAT big!

The sig rocks though...It's so...nostalgic

Originally posted by Slay
The sig rocks though...It's so...nostalgic

Nostalgic? How so?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nostalgic? How so?
Don't know.It remembers of a life I never lived...

Originally posted by Slay
Don't know.It remembers of a life I never lived...

You drink entirely WAY too much coffee.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That frickin bottle of A1 is the ***'s, man!
thats cuase you drew it

Originally posted by Ronny
I was watching ROTS last night and my dad started crying I was so ashamed.

I think HOPE I was adopted
i havent seen ROTS

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You drink entirely WAY too much coffee.
Well,that's your fault then schmoll

Cling film?

Originally posted by Slay
Well,that's your fault then schmoll

I know..and I totally regret it.

Originally posted by Lady Fi
Cling film?

Yes, tin foil?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats cuase you drew it


i havent seen ROTS

I know, but it's so you.......

*shurgs* just checking..

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know..and I totally regret it.
Why?
The coffee has brought me closer to myself

Originally posted by Lady Fi
*shurgs* just checking..



It was a joke...you called me Cling wrap and I called you.....meh...ferget it....

Originally posted by Slay
Why?
The coffee has brought me closer to myself

Good, then why don't you marry yourself?

*feels like a 9 year old*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


It was a joke...you called me Cling wrap and I called you.....meh...ferget it.... Guess I lost my sense of humour for a moment

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good, then why don't you marry yourself?

*feels like a 9 year old*
And THIS,is why I dumped you. schmoll

Originally posted by Lady Fi
Guess I lost my sense of humour for a moment

Can I ask why?

Originally posted by Slay
And THIS,is why I dumped you. schmoll

Not because of my hairy back?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Can I ask why? Because I didn't get the joke...ermm

Originally posted by Lady Fi
Because I didn't get the joke...ermm

I was dropped on my head as a baby....forgive me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was dropped on my head as a baby....forgive me. Uh-huh..that explains alot...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not because of my hairy back?
Also.And because you sweared around the children schmoll

Originally posted by Lady Fi
Uh-huh..that explains alot...

You hate me, don't you?

Originally posted by Slay
Also.And because you sweared around the children schmoll

I did not...and don't you DARE use that in the divorce.

Or I'll bring up your infidelity with the cat.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You hate me, don't you? No..I don't hate you...hate is a very strong word...

Originally posted by Lady Fi
No..I don't hate you...hate is a very strong word...

Ouch....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.

you're kinda hopeless arent you? lol

Originally posted by Ronny
I'll be in my bunk http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif



*waits to see how many Firefly fans get that*

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif *humps you*

Mhmmm

Yeah.....shock

Well this sure stayed on the topic of plastic wrap.

Glad Press-n-seal works wonders though .

So?

whatevamhm

umm, using platic wrap is pretty f*ckin simple. even i can do it. and that's saying a lot.

Originally posted by mysterio69
umm, using platic wrap is pretty f*ckin simple. even i can do it. and that's saying a lot.

are u handicapped?

Originally posted by rej1587
Well this sure stayed on the topic of plastic wrap.

Glad Press-n-seal works wonders though .

Hey, awesome...thanks! I finally get a viable option!

Originally posted by mysterio69
umm, using platic wrap is pretty f*ckin simple. even i can do it. and that's saying a lot.

Well, congrats! Your parents must be soooo proud!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.

Yeah, the stickiness is really aggravating

Originally posted by Council#13
Yeah, the stickiness is really aggravating

Indeed. yes

A roll will last me a day or so.

Originally posted by Ronny
I'll be in my bunk http://images.killermovies.com/forums/icons/v2/icon5.gif



*waits to see how many Firefly fans get that*
droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I did not...and don't you DARE use that in the divorce.

Or I'll bring up your infidelity with the cat.
That is SOOOO wrong

Use Tupperware

Originally posted by Syren
Use Tupperware

I will.

Now I'll thank you to mind your own business. schmoll


Oh, wait....public forums and all...right...and I solicited answers....sorry...

Originally posted by Slay
That is SOOOO wrong

I KNOW! That's what I said ALL ALONG!

Did you just tell me to mind my own business? Is this the thanks I get for providing a viable suggestion?

STFU

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I KNOW! That's what I said ALL ALONG!
No seriously,dude.I think It's time to end this game RIGHT now

Originally posted by Syren
Did you just tell me to mind my own business? Is this the thanks I get for providing a viable suggestion?

STFU

Now that I have you all fired up, wanna make out?

Originally posted by Slay
No seriously,dude.I think It's time to end this game RIGHT now

ok...

Now can you remove your teeth from my ass?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Now that I have you all fired up, wanna make out?

Sure.

hysterical2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
ok...

Now can you remove your teeth from my ass?
As soon as you get your Strawberry Shortcake fungus-ass slippers out of my house

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sure.

Good.

I was hoping that question would somehow be misdirected to you...it was my most secretest of secret desires....

Originally posted by Slay
As soon as you get your Strawberry Shortcake fungus-ass slippers out of my house

I will.....but I am telling you mister, this ain't over, not by a long shot..and I promise you that the alimony you're gonna have to pay will be 10 times worse than my Strawberry shortcake slippers.

*sits in the corner and tries to cut pretty shapes out of cling film*


It never works weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I will.....but I am telling you mister, this ain't over, not by a long shot..and I promise you that the alimony you're gonna have to pay will be 10 times worse than my Strawberry shortcake slippers.
Yeah,like I would leave my children with a disorientated mother,who happens to be a moose who part-time's at a stripclub schmoll

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah,like I would leave my children with a disorientated mother,who happens to be a moose who part-time's at a stripclub schmoll

If an oriental person gets dizzy do they become disoriented?

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah,like I would leave my children with a disorientated mother,who happens to be a moose who part-time's at a stripclub schmoll

Mother?! LMFAO! I'm the father you stupid little biatch.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Mother?! LMFAO! I'm the father you stupid little biatch. Yeah.That's what you like to think.The system has you biatch..the system has you...

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah.That's what you like to think.The system has you biatch..the system has you...

Oh, that's it! I'm going back to the woman's shelter and calling the cops....


Hmm...woman's shelter....stripper in a female club....devout lesbian......

I AM the mother!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, that's it! I'm going back to the woman's shelter and calling the cops....


Hmm...woman's shelter....stripper in a female club....devout lesbian......

I AM the mother!!
Exactly.Yet your going into a mental home.So now me and my 20 year old model girl friend can live of all the money I had stored on a Swiss bank account! evillaugh



...and I can keep the kids,is what I meant to say...

Originally posted by Slay
Exactly.Yet your going into a mental home.So now me and my 20 year old model girl friend can live of all the money I had stored on a Swiss bank account! evillaugh

Ok.

I come off as bizarre and weird sometimes, and I am a little off the wall.

But this conversation is starting to make me feel....gross.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good.

I was hoping that question would somehow be misdirected to you...it was my most secretest of secret desires....

bloigenowns

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok.

I come off as bizarre and weird sometimes, and I am a little off the wall.

But this conversation is starting to make me feel....gross.
That is why I wanted to end it...but we always seem to start over again

Originally posted by Slay
That is why I wanted to end it...but we always seem to start over again

I know I know I know....

So what do we do?

Should we kiss and make up?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know I know I know....

So what do we do?

Should we kiss and make up?
Your starting again eyes

Originally posted by Slay
Your starting again eyes



So are you, stud. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


So are you, stud. naughty
Stop while you're at it muffin eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
...needs to die.

Ok, so this morning, I've got some leftovers that I need to wrap.

No problem.

I get out the trusty old Saran Wrap I have at home, and prepare to rip a section off.

Not so fast, Mr. Moose.

The plastic wrap, in all of it's clingy goodness, decided to mess with my head. I ripped a piece off, and it proceeded to fold itself over. Then I tried to unravel it, which, twisted it even more.

I danced around with it for about 10 minutes before I gave up and threw the leftovers in my dog's bowl.

I need a plastic wrap tutor...please, KMC members, you're my only hope.

dont be sad, get glad zipperbags

Originally posted by Slay
Stop while you're at it muffin eyes

Ok Mr Otaku, I will do just that.

*Grabs his brief case, straightens his tie, shakes Mr Otaku's hand and gives him a big kiss*

It's been a pleasure.