Top Ten Things You Want To Happen in DCU After the Crisis

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Draco69
Yes, I'm plagarizing this topic from another board, so sue me....

Name the ten things you want to happen in the DC Universe after the Crisis is done and over with.

Ultimate Rage
superman to grow horns...

The Ion
I'd be happy to keep Wally as The Flash.

Draco69
Originally posted by The Ion
I'd be happy to keep Wally as The Flash.

yes

Barry Allen can go f*** himself.


I'd like to see Troia DIE! mad

Oh and Batman have something horrific happen to him. I hate him so much....

Oh and Supergirl get raped by Gorilla Grodd. I hate her more than Oprah hates Martha Stewart....

Jose123
I'll tell you what i want to happened yet I know wont.

Wally still the Flash

More Kyle and Guy

Hal dead again

Supergirl dead

Powergirl still left Alive.

Batman no longer a prick.

No more Events that unfold over 212123 books and are sequels to stories and characters I wasn't even alive to care about

Jason Todd no more

Less clothes on Wonder Woman

More Anti Heroes wink

The Ion
Hal dead.

Supergirl written well. I have confidence Greg Rucka will turn that series around.

Batman, not Batdick.

Darkseid, not Jobberseid.

E-2 Superman still around.

Revamped rogues gallery for Green Lantern, Superman, and Wonder Woman.

Dick Grayson to realize he doesn't need to prove himself anymore. It's been years Dick. You're proven!

Grant Morrison. Teen Titans. Nuff said.

Draco69
Green Lantern actually written to full potential. GL's are above Silver Surfer in many aspects...and they get owned by OMACs and Deathstroke. What the f**k?

Good Wonder Woman stories. Now that Rucka's gone (the best WW arc EVER) I'm worried it will suck again..

Raven to stop jobbing

Martian Manhunter to stop getting his ass kicked

Robin to come out of the closet...he's not fooling anybody. Spoiler was f*g-hag.

Batman to NOT be in the JLA. He's a street-level crimefighter. Not a master tactician that has alien technology he only uses for JLA missions...

Better Superman stories....

No more Hawkman or Hawkgirl. They're too confusing. Bring back Zauriel.

Steel and Cyborg need a MAJOR upgrade.

DarkCrawler
Superman being more powerful then ever. Seriously, I want him fight cosmic people in every issue.

Martian Manhunter taking the protection of small and underdeveloped countries to himself.

Batman taking a HARD stance at his enemies, and becoming mayor of Gotham to give a better chance of getting them all gaught. I want someone else to become Batman and help him (using more effective and meaner means to capture criminals). Grayson might be too good hearted for it, but how about Azrael?

Wonder Woman...ah hell, I don't know what to do with her...

Knightfall93
BATMAN: Great comic hero, yeah. JLA space super freak with alien shit: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! All JLA writers make him out to be a proick... what's with all that? I heard there'd be a new Batman after Crisis but I pray not. My motto is: there is only one Batman. His name is not Dick Garyson... u get the idea

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Draco69
Yes, I'm plagarizing this topic from another board, so sue me....

Name the ten things you want to happen in the DC Universe after the Crisis is done and over with.

Everyone grows boobs. Everyone.

Sure, it might be cheesy and sexist, but I guarantee DC sales jump wildly. And they can retcon in a month or two to go back to normal...just introduce Super-Plastic-Surgery Man.

big grin

Gregory
1) Batman, Batgirl, and all of the other Batman-related characters will no longer interact with the rest of the DCU. I don't care how they do it; alternate universes, maybe. He's never really belonged in the superhero setting, and he's always horribly written when he guest-stars in other character's titles.

2) Every single character who used to be dead, but was brought back to life within the last five years, will be killed off again.

3) That would include Jason Todd, of course, but that was such a bad idea that I think getting rid of him deserves its own number.

4) Byrne's Demon and Doom Patrol stories will be sticken from continuity.

5) DC's superheroes to be powered down somewhat.

Maybe I'll think of more later, but if they just did that, it would make me happy.

roughrider
Keep Barry Allen dead.

Keep Hal Jordan dead, and no longer the Spectre.

Give Superman's costume the Ultimate look we saw once in Wizard.

Wonder Woman's costume - same deal as Superman.

Captain Marvel moved to the west coast - San Francisco, Los Angeles - and start him fresh.

Bruce Wayne to get laid - put a smile on his f**king face - and retire mantle to Dick.

Martian Manhunter - new uniform. Put some clothes on! Give him weaknesses more interesting than fire.

Power Girl - make her powers constant, and NEVER cover her up.

Green Arrow to look more like Moon Knight (remeber Longbow Hunters?)

Keep Darkseid as a major presence, with less jobbing.

DarkCrawler
Darkseid really has to be the "God that Devil prays to." I want Superman to quiver in fear when he hears that Darkseid is coming. Wouldn't it be nice if he and E-2 Superman would meet?

And the biggest change that would happen in crisis...would be Superman ditching the underpants over his suit.

roughrider
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Darkseid really has to be the "God that Devil prays to." I want Superman to quiver in fear when he hears that Darkseid is coming. Wouldn't it be nice if he and E-2 Superman would meet?

And the biggest change that would happen in crisis...would be Superman ditching the underpants over his suit.

Part of why I like that Ultimate look.

NoFate007
1. Return to normal

Don't take that the wrong way. I absolutely do not want to see the very first flash, or anything like that. I want it to be just normal. I want every character to be back to their normal power levels (such as Superman being ultra strong), I want Jason Todd to be dead, I want Wally to remain uber powerful with the speed force as Flash, I want the primary Green Lantern to be Kyle Rayner as Ion, I want...

I don't think they should start acting like its the end of comics like apparently they have been. I think they should just start fresh...

By fresh, I mean they should take all of the old comics, and pick the ones that they want to remain continuity, such as the one where Jason Todd is killed, or Batman: Year One, or whatever, you know. What they do is re-draw them and re-write them just a little bit to update them, but release them rather quickly, so as to finally get rid of all the extra stories that are going around just to introduce other characters. This means that they wouldn't need to say the whole "infinite earths" thing to explain why Captain Marvel is showing up and hasn't before.

Just call this like, the Platinum Age of comics or something. Start new, by using the GOOD old ones (IE I don't want to see Lois Lane comics, or Robin in little shorts).

roughrider
Oh - and a ban on all nicknames that end with Lad, Lass or Kid.

olympian
Batman to get locked in the Asylum.

Aquaman to rule the world, if not = no baths for anyone.

Darkseid retires from his jobbing days. I mean years.

Superman earth 2 to be THE Superman.

Both Barry and Wally stay with theyr identities.

Black Adam to be president of its own country.

Marvel to be both a hero and the new Wizard.

WW ruler of the Amazons.

Heracles shows up in WW just to give an hello.

Jason Todd rules over Gotham and becomes the leader of the "once dead heroes society".

manjaro
maybe one or two prominent minorty charracters

long pig
Eff you all, Barry>>>>Wally.

mad

Juntai
Originally posted by manjaro
maybe one or two prominent minorty charracters Spectre and Steel and Firestorm and Mr Terrific and...

Juntai
Originally posted by olympian
Batman to get locked in the Asylum.

Aquaman to rule the world, if not = no baths for anyone.

Darkseid retires from his jobbing days. I mean years.

Superman earth 2 to be THE Superman.

Both Barry and Wally stay with theyr identities.

Black Adam to be president of its own country.

Marvel to be both a hero and the new Wizard.

WW ruler of the Amazons.

Heracles shows up in WW just to give an hello.

Jason Todd rules over Gotham and becomes the leader of the "once dead heroes society". I still don't see where people get off on Darkseid being a jobber. Who's whooped him besides recent Superman and his own son ?

I mean in one, he's obviously not trying his best, because he's smashed Orion too.
And losing to Superman does not make you weak.
Superman beats everyone. Superman beat Imperiex, that damn jobber!

manjaro
Originally posted by Juntai
Spectre and Steel and Firestorm and Mr Terrific and...

the key word was prominent, not " who happenns to exist in DC universe" and minority doesnt necessasirly mean black. i mean minority period. like the way that the Asian Dr. Light had a major major role in the original crisis. i give the nod to terrific cuz he's the batman of the JSA, but i widh other minorities can have a role like that

Juntai
Originally posted by manjaro
the key word was prominent, not " who happenns to exist in DC universe" and minority doesnt necessasirly mean black. i mean minority period. like the way that the Asian Dr. Light had a major major role in the original crisis. i give the nod to terrific cuz he's the batman of the JSA, but i widh other minorities can have a role like that Those characters aren't prominent?
Maybe not Steel currently, although I think he will be again soon, but he's still a fan favorite and held down his own title for some time, and even in the JLA ranks for a long period after that.
Spectre? Enough said.
Mr Terrific? You said it yourself.
How about Jakeem Thunder? He defeated Mordru recently.
Firestorms book, if you've read up to issue 21, is quickly becoming one of DC's best, and now that he's got the Doctor helping him that the original Firestorm had, he's in for a significant powerboost.

Juntai
Also, Olympian, Black Adam already has his own country.
You just want him to maintain this?

The Ion
Originally posted by Juntai
I still don't see where people get off on Darkseid being a jobber. Who's whooped him besides recent Superman and his own son ?

I mean in one, he's obviously not trying his best, because he's smashed Orion too.
And losing to Superman does not make you weak.
Superman beats everyone. Superman beat Imperiex, that damn jobber!
Superman needed Kismet and and a sundip to face Imperiex. He needed to get slightly angry to completely smash Darkseid. And I don't care who it is, Darkseid shouldn't be getting completely owned like he did in that issue.

Juntai
Originally posted by The Ion
Superman needed Kismet and and a sundip to face Imperiex. He needed to get slightly angry to completely smash Darkseid. And I don't care who it is, Darkseid shouldn't be getting completely owned like he did in that issue. I agree as well, but fact still remains that it's no shame being beaten by Superman. He beats everyone. if Darkseid lost to say... Beastboy. -Then-, he's a jobber.

ScarletSpider
As to all the kill this character shit, why? So what if you don't like Hal, enough people wanted him back that he should stay back. You'll be mad that they're getting rid of Wally, but you'd visit your revenge on Hal and his fans. Get over it, if you don't want to read it, don't, but leave all the toys in the sandbox alone.

And I want to see a Catman book.

AcousticDoc
Originally posted by manjaro
the key word was prominent, not " who happenns to exist in DC universe" and minority doesnt necessasirly mean black.

Agreed. I don't like how minority quotas in the media are always fulfilled by using black characters, it really makes the world seem black and white. It would be nice to have other minority American characters like Asian-Americans, Middle-Eastern Americans and etc. It'll be funny if Al sharpton complains about this.

cheap cabbage
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Superman being more powerful then ever. Seriously, I want him fight cosmic people in every issue.

Martian Manhunter taking the protection of small and underdeveloped countries to himself.

Batman taking a HARD stance at his enemies, and becoming mayor of Gotham to give a better chance of getting them all gaught. I want someone else to become Batman and help him (using more effective and meaner means to capture criminals). Grayson might be too good hearted for it, but how about Azrael?

Wonder Woman...ah hell, I don't know what to do with her...

I agree on the superman note. He's freaking superman. He needs to speedblitz all of metropolis and take out whatever 3rd rate villians that might bother people. Then he should just go home and have sex with lois until cosmic baddies come along. That's all he should be used for, fighting galactus and and angels. I want his ass sundipped, pissed off, and brilliant in every issue. But he should only have 1 book and maybe a couple of specials.

Earth-2 superman needs to kill, cripple, or othewise do terrible bodily harm to bat-dick so he can finally retire. Jason Todd needs to be the joker.

Jobberside needs to be back in pre-crisis days, so that even sundipped superman needs to pull brilliant shit out of his ass to beat him

The GL corps need to be reformed with Hal at the head. Go crawl in a corner and die kyle rayner, cause the greatest GL of all time is back. The GL also need to fight like they have the most powerful weapon in the universe and not get owned by street punks.

roughrider
Hal Jordan takes off the face mask. Haaaaallll - they all know who you are. big grin

Cyber Ninja
Keep wally as flash and kill every other flash. Keep Batman as batman and keep nightwing but kill all 8 robins, batgirls and batwomans. Keep Superman powered but kill the 8 superboys, supergirls and powergirls. Blow up teen titans headquaters with everyone in it and only like 5 people survive. Make wonderwoman better and kill wonder girl. Kill that gay ass brain thing and all the nasty bad guys. Also kill most o the heros..there are to many like there were mutants.

Dr.Fate
okay my ten things in no praticuler order.

New Suicide Squad led by Atomsmasher and of course Deadshot

The Ray becoming more powerful and going into space to do battle with c osmic baddies

the JSA really starting to make a difference. They are in soooo many ways more effective a team then the JLA

the recent Doom Patrol Series characters killed by a Doom Patrol made of new members. (the recent ones characters were a result of the crisis and so if they die no one will care)

A newer more Badass Dr.Fate but not like the 90's Fate

Wally still the Flash

Specter as the spirit of Vengeance

Cat-Man het his own series or at least mini series

Nightwing moving to Vanity (the place Aztek used to hang out. It was a horrible place with the highest suicide rate in the DC universe) While he's in the city he meets a new AZTEK.

This will lead to a new AZTEK series written by Grant Morrison so he can finish what he started.

Knightfall93
Okayyyyyyyy... I've got to say this: BatMAN is only BatDICK when people mix im with the JLA or other non- Gotham DCers and the soddin' writer can't write BATMAN!

WrathfulDwarf
For me:

Barry Allen should become Flash.

Kyle Ryner needs to die and go away.

Batman marries Catwoman.

No more Earth 2

Magic must remain in the DCU and never be threaten again

Kill the New Blue Beetle

Wonder Woman should be reunited with the Amazons.

Please PLEASE get rid of The Red Hood

Power Girl should dye her hair black.

Finally...stop killing main characters. Is stupid, pointless, and lame. Only characters that should be kill are the lame ones. See Ryner for further details.

Lighthammer
1. No more multiverse. That is why our DC is getting kicked in the butt in sales by Marvel. Marvel has done a few alternate dimesions pieces in the past but never on a large scale.
2. There had better be a Flash. That press release I read from DC taht there cancelling Flash had better be a joke.
3.Have Superman die and don't bring him back. ( Just basically have Superboy become Superman eveutally in amkes ense because he cant be a boy forevr so he would also be called that name ting).
4.Bring back alot of those peoplt hat vanished that are e not known to be dead like Airwave and have them become like major charcters, I menn not largely major just a midcarder instead of a jobber.
5.Have a ne suuperhero whose alter ego first name is Evan. I sorry but I kind of don't like the fact that the only person in the DC universe that has my first name is Mirror Master III.
6.Have Patton Oswalt be a superhero(I meanuse his name for a charcter sinc he has done so much for promoting the comic book industry and has actually written a comic book for Dc and its time he got recognized)
7.Have an autistic superhero. As I have Asbergers Syndrome( A low scale verison off Autism) I kind of thnik there should be a hero to to show that people can try t=throw a disorder like that amin also to cancel that the only superpowered being I kcan thing of that was autistic was Black Manta and he was a supervillian so that doesn't count.
8. Have Hawkgirl fall in love with somebody other than Hawk man I mean because the current Haekgirl has rebuffed Hawkman so many times so it would be unrealistic that she eventually falls for him.
9.Turn Ares good. I mean what more do we need in a time of crisi than a god of war that is on the side of good.
10.Have a contest for like a new member of the JLA or the GLC or the TT, you get the picture, basically evr a raffle type of thing or a essay contest and the person that wins gets there name used a s a superheo character.

Lighthammer
There are also ten more things

1. Have There be a new head Green Lanytern instead of Rayner like maybe to throw things around have be a person that isn't american lkke a person from the Balkans or a kid from Arabia.
2.Do not make a regular comic of Power Girl.
3. Could you either fully use fictionally countries or real countries you will eventaully get hthe border mixed up( but I mean still keepthe USA, Canda, and Mexico, and the UK, but all the littel Eurpean countries either make them real or fake just pick one0
4.They bring ina new person to be the Flash that is not from the future, have kindof like the idol thing that Barry had with Jay. Don't make it Bart either. Just make soemone who has nevr appeared in the comics before.
5. Kill PLastic man I'm sorry but he's just a Mr. Fantastic wannabe.
6.Have Earth One win not Earth Two.
7. In order to get rid of Rayner whow about he gets married and as he's walking out he gets his head blown off by aan assianor somehting. Just an idea.
8.Bring Heat Wave into the justic e Laegau. If a guy that beats superheros with pressurized Milk( Blue Beatle 0 gets in then so shoudl Heayt Wave. Of course he have to get reformed but that is another story.
9. Scarp the rest of the Teen Titans and Make a new one form scratch.
10.Kill the new Blue Beetle. He is a usurper.

Lighthammer
I know this iskind of off topic but hink about this realistically for all of you peopl clamoring for Bart or the Tornado Twins to be Flash, why in the world would they change it from Wally when a movie about the Flash is coming out in the same year they would have to change it.

Femi32
Why does everyone want Superman to be more powerful? Isn't he powerful enough? He's not a 800,000 ton lifting, mach 4 alien anymore.

Knightfall93
Superman needs to be depowered, let Kon El be Supes and then Clark and Lois are moving to the Caribbean and their plane is bombed by Lex: the end. Batman: hmm... I like the idea of him being commish and marrying Selina but do I want him replaced as the B- Man!? I agree that they need to scrap Plastic man and I like the assasinate- Kyle Rayner idea!
Get the main GL to be Killowog and Hal dies again. Let's have a Killowog comic and a GL Corps. John and Killowog and Guy rule the Corps. The little Guardian gays get wiped out.
Huntress finally gets good recognition and her own title. Oracle walks again and hooks up with Dick again. Jason stays EVIL and has a huge battle with Bruce, then Dick saves Bruce and Bruce admits he's chosen him as his heir. Dick becomes Batman and Barbara trains up until she becomes the Batwoman (mystery and unapproved by Bruce after her previous injury). Bruce and Selina have Thomas Wayne II and the JLA disband and become the Legion of Guardians with Batman (Dick), Kon El, Killowog, a properly dressed Martaina Manhunter, Steel and Huntress.
Steel's Apokalips armour takes over and he battles the LG so they have to kill him but they all feel guilty...

willRules
I can't wait to see if batman goes into arkham.................

steverules
The new batman can be Alfred! LOL.

Lighthammer
Have Obsdian become Earth's Green Lantern and inmydefense he would be ten times better than Rayner.

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