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Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.

No. It really doesn't make a difference, but a person with a right hand would be better due to so much use of the right hand.

A lot of people's left hands move faster than their right.



Like Miikka Kiprusoff, for example.

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.

I just use both.

Omg it disturbs me that you wanna know this.

My Right arm is more muscly then my left... I wonder why

I am less skilled with my left hand.

Doesn't go as well.

Thankfully I stoppped before I beat myself to death.

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.

For some reason. I don't know.

Originally posted by DarkC
A lot of people's left hands move faster than their right.



Like Miikka Kiprusoff, for example.

I've never in my life heard of someting like that...Strange..

Originally posted by DarkC
A lot of people's left hands move faster than their right.



Like Miikka Kiprusoff, for example.

humm. I'll ahev to try...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Omg it disturbs me that you wanna know this. I'm just curious my friend and I were talking about it the ther day

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm just curious my friend and I were talking about it the ther day

"Friend"

My right hand is faster but less accurate than the left.

*shrugs*

I'm a lefty, I use my left. Like KMB said using the opposite hand is liable to put an eye out or something.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
"Friend"

"Friend" = Lesbian Sex Buddy

Masterbation is what keeps men from breaking out and Raping someone

Originally posted by Bloigen
My right hand is faster but less accurate than the left.

Do you ever miss?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
"Friend" Yes, my friend. Shes female and is my best friend we have a nice bond. Non sexual.

Originally posted by Bloigen
"Friend" = Lesbian Sex Buddy
Oh yea...I like...Friends

Originally posted by Ronny
(...)Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.




Sure you can.

Don't you masterbate?

Everybody masterbates, if they say they don't tehre just trying to act innocent.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh yea...I like...Friends

Don't we all.

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, my friend. Shes female and is my best friend we have a nice bond. Non sexual.

Then why did you reffer her as a "he" before ?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie

Gee, I thought she said her best friend's boyfriend.

Originally posted by Ronny
(...)Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed

(...)

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.


Therefore Different people

by Raz

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Sure you can.

Don't you masterbate?

Everybody masterbates, if they say they don't tehre just trying to act innocent. Yes, but not with a penis see, its different. Different use of the muscle

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
different person.

hes my friend, shes my best friend

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, but not with a penis see, its different. Different use of the muscle

Well yes, We do use the Wrist more, but the basic "elbow and up" remain the same.

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, but not with a penis see, its different. Different use of the muscle

Details.

No What I do on my own time is my bussiness

Originally posted by Ronny
No What I do on my own time is my bussiness

uhhh what?

Who are you talking to?

Serisouly, who? ic an't match up your reply with anybody's

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Sure you can.

Don't you masterbate?

Everybody masterbates, if they say they don't tehre just trying to act innocent.
Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, but not with a penis see, its different. Different use of the muscle Originally posted by Bloigen
Details. Originally posted by Ronny
No What I do on my own time is my bussiness

Problem Solved.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Problem Solved.

Ah.


I thought you mean't it more as "*URGH* details"

From which iw as going to reply "Are you hetro or not!?"

Haha, yea i was talking to Bloigen

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Ah.


I thought you mean't it more as "*URGH* details"

From which iw as going to reply "Are you hetro or not!?"

"*URGH* Details"

I don't get it...

Originally posted by Bloigen
"*URGH* Details"

I don't get it...

As in "You don't want to know"

Like too much information

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
As in "You don't want to know"

Why don't you want to know?

Are you hetro or not!?

I use my right hand and I'm right handed.

Bloigen he means URGH Details as in "oh god i dont even ant to know that" from your point of veiw.

Originally posted by Ronny
Bloigen he means URGH Details as in "oh god i dont even ant to know that" from your point of veiw.

THANK YOU.... I just gave up.

hmm i should ask my bf which ahdn he uses....now i'm curious

Originally posted by TigerEyes
hmm i should ask my bf which ahdn he uses....now i'm curious

Yes, then you know which hadn is Mightier when he uses it on you.

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.

you know ronny i luv the fact that you ask all the really weird perverted questions so that i dont have to lol

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.
they also say that if you use your less dominante hand it feels like someone else is doing the deed for you

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know ronny i luv the fact that you ask all the really weird perverted questions so that i dont have to lol

Oh Sure... Use somebody younger to do all your dirty work.

Arn't you supposed to be the Mature one?
And more Experienced...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you know ronny i luv the fact that you ask all the really weird perverted questions so that i dont have to lol blushing Well seeing as I dont know how to keep my mouth shut

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Oh Sure... Use somebody younger to do all your dirty work.

Arn't you supposed to be the Mature one?
And more Experienced...

OMFG I cant believe you talked to me..................again

Originally posted by Ronny
blushing Well seeing as I dont know how to keep my mouth shut

well it takes a lot of courage to do what u do lol

glare pervs

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMFG I cant believe you talked to me..................again



well it takes a lot of courage to do what u do lol Or no self control


We should be parters in crime

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare pervs *smack*


Oh wait, your zippers down. *cough*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMFG I cant believe you talked to me..................again
(...)


Well excuse me, I had no idea you where an Airheaded prom Queen who's ego is just about the same as far up your thumb is stuck in your ass.


Originally posted by Ronny
(...)


Oh wait, your zippers down. *cough*

Says the person looking there in the first place.

Duplicate post.

Originally posted by Ronny
*smack*


Oh wait, your zippers down. *cough*
now did i do that on purpose....

Originally posted by Ronny
Or no self control


We should be parters in crime

OMFG yes

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Well excuse me, I had no idea you where an Airheaded prom Queen who's ego is just about the same as far up your thumb is stuck in your ass.




Says the person looking there in the first place.

I was kidding..........why is it when every1 else is kind of a jerk it's funny but when i do it im a biatch? lmfao

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie





Says the person looking there in the first place. Of course i was looking there in the first place! Men dont have faces or feelings, theres nothing else to look at

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMFG yes
PWNAGE! Its offical then

Originally posted by LethalFemme
(...)


I was kidding..........why is it when every1 else is kind of a jerk it's funny but when i do it im a biatch? lmfao

Beacsue you're entire Scarcastic Grammer / sentence strucker is off.

You Seperated the "Again " from the main body.

The insult is in the main body and scince you place the sarcastic note with the "again" we are insulted.

Correct Sentence structur would have been:

"OMFG I can't beleive you just spoke to me

Again "

or

"OMFG I can't beleive you just spoke to me

Again "

Originally posted by Ronny
Of course i was looking there in the first place! Men dont have faces or feelings, theres nothing else to look at




and then when you do look there.............there still might not be anyting to look at lmfao

(sexist)

Originally posted by Ronny
PWNAGE! Its offical then

who shall feel our wrath first?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Beacsue you're entire Scarcastic Grammer / sentence strucker is off.

You Seperated the "Again " from the main body.

The insult is in the main body and scince you place the sarcastic note with the "again" we are insulted.

Correct Sentence structur would have been:

"OMFG I can't beleive you just spoke to me

Again "

or

"OMFG I can't beleive you just spoke to me

Again "

you put too much thought into this lol

we do have feelings....




down there

Originally posted by LethalFemme
(...)

you put too much thought into this lol

Its just the way I am...

You put too little thought

Shows how you are... Airheaded




Originally posted by a1hsauce
we do have feelings....




down there


but not Emotional.. Just normal regular physical feelings.

We don't know the difference so we react the same for both.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
we do have feelings....




down there

Really?

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Its just the way I am...

You put too little thought

Shows how you are... Airheaded







but not Emotional.. Just normal regular physical feelings.

We don't know the difference so we react the same for both.

i knda just dont give a shit sometimes lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme

i knda just dont give a shit sometimes lol

Now I know Where "Burn" Comes from...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really?



i knda just dont give a shit sometimes lol
ohhh yeahhh

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Now I know Where "Burn" Comes from...

whateva

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh yeahhh

i like women

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i like women

I Second That.

I like Asians, redheads, Long bushy hair, Long Curley hair, RedHead with long Curley hair, blonds With Long curley hair, Straight hair, bi tonal, Smart, sassy, Funny, Aww what the hell:


Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

And jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hand on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all
To fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch and sky

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well. I use both w00t

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i like women

omg you do i always thought you were gay cause you're from L.A. lol

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I use both w00t

well you pretty much have to huh? lmfao

Originally posted by LethalFemme
omg you do i always thought you were gay cause you're from L.A. lol



well you pretty much have to huh? lmfao
glare youre lucky youre lethal...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
omg you do i always thought you were gay cause you're from L.A. lol



well you pretty much have to huh? lmfao

Originally posted by LethalFemme
omg you do i always thought you were gay cause you're from L.A. lol


(...)

But San Fransisco is the "gay central".

Originally posted by a1hsauce
glare youre lucky youre lethal...

but still femme

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard

Originally posted by LethalFemme
but still femme

Originally posted by LethalFemme
but still femme



yes and thats how we like you

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard




Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes and thats how we like you

thats how my bf like me too

i have 2 extra vertabrae so i don;t use my hand

Originally posted by LethalFemme




thats how my bf like me too are you talking about me

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you talking about me

She is talking about The person that, mysteriously, Only she can see and hear.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you talking about me

dont u have a gf? lol

isnt it great to have opposable thumbs?

Originally posted by PVS
isnt it great to have opposable thumbs?

Originally posted by a1hsauce


i was thinking the same lol

<.......everyone is using it so i thought i wud

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
My Right arm is more muscly then my left... I wonder why


You probably masterbate too much

Originally posted by Ronny
Okay so you know how alot of people are like right handed. Well My friend wanks with his left hand and he's right handed and I asked him why does he use his left hand if hes right handed and he says it moves faster. Is that true? Cause I cant really test it out.

My best friends boyfriend uses his left hand as well.

I don't want to answer this, as it would identify me as a wanker.

uh huh

Originally posted by a1hsauce


^^^
masturbator in denial
you're not fooling anyone.
now thank the good lord for your thumbs and all the joy they bring.
the rest of the animal kingdom is jealous and rightfully so.
be proud

I stick to my strong side when pulling rope.

Originally posted by PVS
^^^
masturbator in denial
you're not fooling anyone.
now thank the good lord for your thumbs and all the joy they bring.
the rest of the animal kingdom is jealous and rightfully so.
be proud

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't want to answer this, as it would identify me as a wanker.

I think we all kinda figured you already do lol