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Who would it be?

Sex Change, Then Koala.

Originally posted by Barker
Sex Change, Then Koala.

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theres alot of sex changing goin on

No one on KMC, my bf is the only one I would stay in the same room with for that long







Ok, dunno then

Umm...that one over there -->

Eezy45 or...i dunno ThunderFox?

I wouldn't in a freakin room all night with a person I met online. Talk about creepy.

Been there, done that.

Originally posted by Lana
Been there, done that.



whooooo!!

I could think of a few guys i wouldnt mind stayin the night with... (sexually and non lol)

Shyguy
K.Diddy
T.M
Da Moose
A1hsauce
Leo. M
Prince nauj
These guys are in my mind all worth my time

Lana and Irene. One of those.

-AC

As if she got first billing! schmoll

Hahaha. Well, Lana should maybe be disqualified then since she's already done that, so I guess that means you .

-AC

Oh yea baby! dance

I can't say anymore than that, but yes, "Oh yea baby!" is a phrase you may very well use.

Tee hee hee.

-AC

Hehehe I like that

Syren, Silver Tears, and Lana.

Yes, all at once. Yes, I'll bring the condoms, and no, it isn't negotiable

Very smart Koala, but I know your trick. The question sounds healthy but not the other following, like more intimate. In the Army, guys sleep next to each other/take shower together/eat together and still pals not couple. Just like I would do. Even sleep with a girl I may like a lot and respect her if she wants to stay quiet. I have no problem in my mind.

Who's bringing the camera then?

One of you, I don't have a camera.

I have a camcorder that's all charged up naughty

Outstanding. I guess Lana or Syren will bring the lube.

I've reached the conclusion that girls just read BackFire's posts and PRETEND he's being romantic, haha.

-AC

No, my charm is in my ability to state sexual desires bluntly, turns girls on man. Besides, I'm not even trying to pretend I'm romantic.

I won't say who I liked I'm not King Kong.

Oh I totally agree, I know it does. I just personally prefer to leave the lube talk out of my charming, even my blunt charming.

I just never really considered lube to be the topic of excitement haha.

-AC

But, if you're in a room with three girls at once....lube will make a great thing better. Lube is a great icebreaker.

The only thing lube has in common with ice is that it makes things slippery, haha (in theory, never used it myself).

I don't personally choose to break the silence with a "Yeeeahp. How 'bout ahh break out the lube?"

That's BackFire style. I'm Mr. Suave.

-AC

Lube makes thing smooth, suave is being smooth, therefor...talking about lube is suave.

I might install that on my James Bond car. Instead of having a button that lets out oil to make the road slippery for cars chasing me through some obscure mountain road, I'll use that.

-AC

It's funny, and it makes you think!

I like that idea, go with it AC

Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored this thread all night

*Speeding along, being chased*

Bond Girl: Oh no! We're being chased! Aiiiie!
*Suave smirk*
AC: Never mind, my dear. You know I alwaysh come preparred. Watcsh thish, shweeteh.
*Deploys slippery road substance made by BackFire Inc*

-AC

That's the best text based Sean Connery impression I've ever seen.

*Takes a bow*

Thanksh, BackFire. I shay, thish ish a lovely parteh. Pity I washn't invited.

*Crashes through window on zip wire*

-AC

Note the following - Sean Connery impressions done soley through text are best kept to sentance fragmants, otherwise they can become confusing.

Not confushing to me old boy. You've jusht gotta learn the lingo.

-AC

It's like some strange form of pig latin. Perhaps Sean-latin should be it's name.

From this day forth I will be the world's best known James Bond look-a-like and user of Sean-Latin.

I should go and fight Daniel Craig (if that's his name) for the position of new James Bond. Who would come see it?

-AC

Yeah, the guy's blonde for christ's sake.

Wouldn't it be the best thing if I turned up on the set, adjusted my tuxedo and judo chopped him in the neck, then turned cockily to the camera and said:

"Cut...or should I shay...chowp?" *Wink, enter James Bond theme*

-AC

Do it.......

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wouldn't it be the best thing if I turned up on the set, adjusted my tuxedo and judo chopped him in the neck, then turned cockily to the camera and said:

"Cut...or should I shay...chowp?" *Wink, enter James Bond theme*

-AC


I dunno if it would be the BEST thing...I think vagina and pizza still hold that trophy...but it would definately be funny.

Ok, ok. It'd be the best thing, excluding the tastes and preferences of BackFire.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Speeding along, being chased*

Bond Girl: Oh no! We're being chased! Aiiiie!
*Suave smirk*
AC: Never mind, my dear. You know I alwaysh come preparred. Watcsh thish, shweeteh.
*Deploys slippery road substance made by BackFire Inc*

-AC

hysterical

that is some damn smooth speech

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Who would it be? try my title

A sock.......

Spoony, without question. He's a biatch of titanic proportions.

You said my butt didn't look big.... you lied..... *runs away crying*

OPPOSIT? ..and we're just in the room?

It would have to be WD...all that power in one room...droolio

But he's a dwarf, I can't imagine he's very big................ I'm talking downtown.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hmm...for some reason this ended up in the wrong thread...it was supposed to be my worst enemy thread.....




Oh well...I'd spend the night with Spoony and his big butt too.

Aww... you're my worst enemy... that's so cute.... flirt

Originally posted by Bun Bun
T.M

Ohh yeah

hug

Batman... Hotter?

Wasn't he just some rich geek who took his comic book fetish to the next level?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Lets be worstest enemies forEVER!

And frolic in meadows of green?

Im getting a Brokeback pre-vis over here shock

Originally posted by Firestar
Now you insult Batman schmoll ...okay..maybe with the nipple suit he was verging on fetish, but the rest of the time he was just misunderstood cry

Sure.....

I bet in his spare time he cracks one out over a Marvel comic.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes...lets. hug

Oh Spoonman....I've never EVER had an enemy like you before.... *happy sigh*
It's like destiny....

Deffinetly Kes waht a hottie

Originally posted by Firestar
How dare you disgust

You deface the pure beauty of a Marvel comic....you are heading for a beating, boy...
What are you going to do.... sent Batman round.... Oooooh... scary...
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To the first part...


are you mocking me? To the second.
Of course not hunny.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah...so that should be just about enough of that......

*Deepens throat*

Yeah, so you watch the game of football?

Originally posted by Firestar
How dare you disgust

You deface the pure beauty of a Marvel comic....you are heading for a beating, boy...

sanctuaryinlove

Originally posted by khfreak#1
sanctuaryinlove

I don't think XYZ will be happy about that.

hmm...Mystifier/Roulette!

Originally posted by Sun Ce
hmm...Mystifier/Roulette!

I say Roulette as well.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I say Roulette as well.

Yes...quite....Roulette seems like a nice girl. I should really get to know her better.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes...quite....Roulette seems like a nice girl. I should really get to know her better.

mhm

Ive know Roulette for a very long time so neer

neer?

NEER!

ner as in, neeeeerr...ner ner nen ner neeeerr

Huh?

Originally posted by Bloigen
I say Roulette as well.


WHAT...but...you said we had something special...why do you do that too me cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
WHAT...but...you said we had something special...why do you do that too me cry

Opposite sex.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Opposite sex.

What are you saying? I am not good enough for you?

Originally posted by Bloigen
mhm

Dude......

I mean.....Duuuuuude

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude......

I mean.....Duuuuuude

Yeah, she's a total babe. SCHWING!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeah, she's a total babe. SCHWING!

Definitely.

She puts the pitch in my tent...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Definitely.

She puts the pitch in my tent...

Yeah, She puts the foot in my balls.

Edit: Ball

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeah, She puts the foot in my balls.

Edit: Ball

Yes...good edit. I'd hate to think she played hackey sack with your package.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes...good edit. I'd hate to think she played hackey sack with your package.

Some part of me would enjoy it. Probably not the balls. They'd be too occupied with the heel in them.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Some part of me would enjoy it. Probably not the balls. They'd be too occupied with the heel in them.

What would there not be to enjoy? Not only would she be paying attention to you, but she'd be touching you intimately. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What would there not be to enjoy? Not only would she be paying attention to you, but she'd be touching you intimately. naughty

Oh man, I wish she would hurry up and kick me in the balls. Maybe one day I'll be able to kick her in the balls.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Oh man, I wish she would hurry up and kick me in the balls. Maybe one day I'll be able to kick her in the balls.

Oh...dude, I would be soooooo jeaulous if you did.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh...dude, I would be soooooo jeaulous if you did.....

So would I.

Originally posted by Bloigen
So would I.

I bet you her balls are bigger than yours.

That's not meant to insult you.

She's just that good.

Storm or Da Moose droolio

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KenKenobi...because he hates me and i love Obi Wan

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
Storm or Da Moose droolio

disgust

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
Storm or Da Moose droolio

Chances are that one of them is not the, I quote, "Opposit" sex.

Originally posted by Diamond Roses
Storm or Da Moose droolio

Which one of us do you consider the opposite sex?

Da Moose is hot

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Which one of us do you consider the opposite sex?

Beat ya to it. ...by the way, are you not Canadian anymore?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Chances are that one of them is not the, I quote, "Opposit" sex.
No problem for me.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Da Moose is hot

Is this a joke?

Did someone light me on fire?

*spins rapidly to see if his tail is on fire*

Originally posted by Storm
No problem for me.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

You can change?

By teh way, your avi scares me...I am watching the Mothman Prophecy...and it reminds me of it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Beat ya to it. ...by the way, are you not Canadian anymore?

I saw that...I was ABOOT to say something about you being so clever.

No...I am nationless now.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is this a joke?

Did someone light me on fire?

*spins rapidly to see if his tail is on fire*

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can change?

By teh way, your avi scares me...I am watching the Mothman Prophecy...and it reminds me of it.

(awesome flick!!)

aww
My dear phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is this a joke?

Did someone light me on fire?

*spins rapidly to see if his tail is on fire*

WHHEEEEE!

Originally posted by Storm
aww
My dear phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. It's very cool

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I saw that...I was ABOOT to say something about you being so clever.

No...I am nationless now.
You should have.

Oh, I am soo sorry.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
(awesome flick!!)

It scared me. The end was kinda lame though

Originally posted by Storm
aww
My dear phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

It's a Mothman

Phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Mothman


Ceterum censeo Phoenix esse delendam

Santa.

Are we naming popular legendary figures?

-AC

Originally posted by Bardock42
Mothman


Ceterum censeo Phoenix esse delendam
Phoenix I tells ya.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Santa.

Are we naming popular legendary figures?

-AC

We didn't....I guess we do now.....George W. Bush


Originally posted by Storm
Phoenix I tells ya.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Mothman it tells me.

*Grinds teeth.*
Phoenix.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Oh I see (I browsed back).

Bardock, it's a phoenix. You know the tale I trust? Legendary bird rises from ashes etc.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh I see (I browsed back).

Bardock, it's a phoenix. You know the tale I trust? Legendary bird rises from ashes etc.

-AC

Oh shit....I was sure it was a Mothman...from a second rate movie....absolutely sure....100%....you get the picture.

Mothman.

2 AGAINST 2 HAH!

Phoenix.








Damn. disgust

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mothman.

2 AGAINST 2 HAH!

Phoenix.








Damn. disgust
You don't have two votes sucker.....well..if you vote Mothman twice I might change my opinion.

Tis a Phoenix, Bardock.

I'll take all of them! drool

devil

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Tis a Phoenix, Bardock.
Have you ever seen one?....didn't think so.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Who would it be?
Ladyluck, probably.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You should have.

Oh, I am soo sorry.





I know. I was remiss and I feel awful about it.

Don't be. I'm emigrating to Germany.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know. I was remiss and I feel awful about it.

Don't be. I'm emigrating to Germany.

UIt's ok, I don't need to be all the time...I know anyways...you might hurt someone elses feelings though.

Oh...hmm...I am still sorry.

Originally posted by Bardock42
UIt's ok, I don't need to be all the time...I know anyways...you might hurt someone elses feelings though.

Oh...hmm...I am still sorry.

Ahh...a pox upon me for being so heartless...and I will be sure to not do it to anyone else...

Uh...because I am going to be moving there?

You evil, evil moose.


You comprehend fast

Originally posted by Bardock42
You evil, evil moose.


You comprehend fast

I'm not evil...I'm misunderstood.

You're hurting me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm not evil...I'm misunderstood.

You're hurting me.

Ah, I see, like Hitler?

I am.....it amuses me...you wouldn't want to put an end to that, would you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ah, I see, like Hitler?

I am.....it amuses me...you wouldn't want to put an end to that, would you?

Not unlike him, no. Having said that, I have never, nor never will perform mass genocide...or....er....Moosocide.

Lets see.....put an end to your amusement at my expense, and walk with my head held high becuase I stood up to a bully? Or allow you to trample on my sensitive feelings, for a lark?.....choices....

Why don't you like me? cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not unlike him, no. Having said that, I have never, nor never will perform mass genocide...or....er....Moosocide.

Lets see.....put an end to your amusement at my expense, and walk with my head held high becuase I stood up to a bully? Or allow you to trample on my sensitive feelings, for a lark?.....choices....

Why don't you like me? cry

Chances are I won't either.....but....

Hmm....well, I guess you could put it that way......

I do luv you, ma....moose cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
Chances are I won't either.....but....

Hmm....well, I guess you could put it that way......

I do luv you, ma....moose cry

I would hope not. You don't seem the type though....you seem more like the type to give a guy a wedgie instead.

I think you're lying. You've always made fun of me. You've always mocked me. I want to know why? cry

Hey, do you look like Jurgen Prochnow? That's how I picture you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I would hope not. You don't seem the type though....you seem more like the type to give a guy a wedgie instead.

I think you're lying. You've always made fun of me. You've always mocked me. I want to know why? cry

Hey, do you look like Jurgen Prochnow? That's how I picture you.

....WHAT...not like hitler...wait, that's a compliment....thanks, bud.

But, but, I was just so frightened...you are so awesome and I am jsut.....me....it was my way of telling you how much I like you.....I think the following song shows it very good:

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so ****ing special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here



Well...you know I am 19....right? ...Prochnow is like two billion years old...

Originally posted by Bardock42
....WHAT...not like hitler...wait, that's a compliment....thanks, bud.

But, but, I was just so frightened...you are so awesome and I am jsut.....me....it was my way of telling you how much I like you.....I think the following song shows it very good:

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so ****ing special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here



Well...you know I am 19....right? ...Prochnow is like two billion years old...

Yes, it was my way of saying I think you're a good guy. A Wedgie Guy....but still a good guy.

Oh shut up! You're a nerfherder. I never know when you're serious.

Yeah, I know that.. But, well, ok, a young, non pock marked Jurgen Prochnow.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, it was my way of saying I think you're a good guy. A Wedgie Guy....but still a good guy.

Oh shut up! You're a nerfherder. I never know when you're serious.

Yeah, I know that.. But, well, ok, a young, non pock marked Jurgen Prochnow.

It was my way of accepting it.....that's the nicest I get.

Big Deal! I don't either. Or.....do I?

Hmm, not really I'd say......I think I look more like the guy in my sig. Although I never were a hat.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was my way of accepting it.....that's the nicest I get.

Big Deal! I don't either. Or.....do I?

Hmm, not really I'd say......I think I look more like the guy in my sig. Although I never were a hat.

You accepted it just fine....very hospitable in fact.

I'm always serious! Except when I'm being not serious.

You have an apparent inkblot in the middle of your grill?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You accepted it just fine....very hospitable in fact.

I'm always serious! Except when I'm being not serious.

You have an apparent inkblot in the middle of your grill?

You just say that cause you know I care.....

Hmm...pretty much like me...although I am also not serious when I am being serious.

Are you making fun of my face?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You just say that cause you know I care.....

Hmm...pretty much like me...although I am also not serious when I am being serious.

Are you making fun of my face?

No, I say it because I assume you don't...which, in warped moose logic, makes sense. moose

Seriously?

No...I'm not making fun of anything about you. That's not my style.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, I say it because I assume you don't...which, in warped moose logic, makes sense. moose

Seriously?

No...I'm not making fun of anything about you. That's not my style.

I see...so "moose logic" is pretty much "wrong logic"

Maybe.....or not....or both.

Oh I see...what's your...style, then?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I see...so "moose logic" is pretty much "wrong logic"

Maybe.....or not....or both.

Oh I see...what's your...style, then?

Exactly! no

I see...or, maybe I don't....

I forget what we were talking about...and the only 'style' I have is in sexual terms, and I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable talking to you about that.

Sex..I mean, Tex.