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LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio
JacopeX
Wut type is it, serta iz the best
LiL nAstY GirL
I dunno, but its huge
KENobi™
Time to break it in. naughty
Bloigen
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio
Want me to test it out with you?
Darth Macabre
Queen? King? Full?
LiL nAstY GirL
You guys
Storm
I got a double bed droolio
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
I got a double bed droolio
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Want me to test it out with you?
JacopeX
you gonna ask that to everyone or wut?
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio
thats nice
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio
I don't want to be like the rest of the neanderthals in here, so I'll ask you this...how many coils does it have...?
coz if you and I are gonna break it in, I need to know we got us some SUPPORT! droolio
Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
Want me to test it out with you?
It' s been tried out thoroughly and approved, though it is starting to squeak ermm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
It' s been tried out thoroughly and approved, though it is starting to squeak ermm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Pity. Oh well. Plan B. Wanna have sex?
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I dunno, but its huge
Thanks.
Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
Pity. Oh well. Plan B. Wanna have sex?
Let' s go.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
Let' s go.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
jawdrop
Morning_Glory
shock whaaatt
Firestar
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio Nothing like a nice bed
Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Morning_Glory
sigh... spoken like a real perv
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
Let' s go.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
*faints*
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
*faints* *kiss of lifes*
*licks lips* Strawberry
Firestar
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. *gasp* eyes
shocking
Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
I don't feel so special now. cry
Oh well.
*rips clothes off*
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Beast flirt1 *Also rips clothes off* Oh, look at that, my top fell off.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
*kiss of lifes*
*licks lips* Strawberry
That's not the only thing.
bloigenowns
Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't feel so special now. cry
Oh well.
*rips clothes off*
Rawr.
*Purrs.*
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
Beast flirt1 *Also rips clothes off* Oh, look at that, my top fell off.
jawdrop
Originally posted by Storm
Rawr.
*Purrs.*
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Only Moose can describe this situation. *waits*
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
That's not the only thing.
bloigenowns Oh really?
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
jawdrop Heh heh. What a pity.
Firestar
*rips off winter coat, hat and mittens* naughty
Storm
Orgy scene. I have going to have to feel my way through.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
Orgy scene. I have going to have to feel my way through.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Oh dear. *stands in front of everyone*
Bloigen
*tries to climb through computer*
MAKE IT REAL DAMNIT!
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
*tries to climb through computer*
MAKE IT REAL DAMNIT!
Storm
Stay together. Coming through.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
Stay together. Coming through.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. *waits impatiently*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose?
Bloigen
*jumps in*
I'M COMING!
Ohh... What a sexual innuendo
LiL nAstY GirL
Mooses are cute...
Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*
I'M COMING!
Ohh... What a sexual innuendo It was amazing droolio
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
jawdrop
Only Moose can describe this situation. *waits*
I.....
Nope, got nothing.
jawdrop
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose?
It's still possible. Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*
I'M COMING!
Ohh... What a sexual innuendo
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Mooses are cute...
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I.....
Nope, got nothing.
jawdrop
You did your part.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose?
There's still room.
For some playboy centerfolds
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible.
To be a person?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
You did your part.
Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now?
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now?
Actually it's quote cold. Storm got the ice out. Started sucking on it. Y'know the usual.
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To be a person?
To have sex with a person.
Storm
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible.
He' s not quite the frog prince
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
To have sex with a person.
No...I don't think so....
*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Right. If you kiss me I turn into a Komodo Dragon.
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....
*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home* *hugs*
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....
*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing. And lie to girls who have dreams
Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing. You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! *hugs*
About being a frog?
Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick
What's the stick do?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.
Fine! Screw you all then.
*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*
Bastards.
Firestar
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
What's the stick do?
Actually it's for beating...
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams
I never said I was a frog. no
I said I was hung like a frog.
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fine! Screw you all then.
*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*
Bastards. lol
Whoa
Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams
I know what you mean.
Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick
What the hell do you do with the stick?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
Actually it's for beating...
Pfft....
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I never said I was a frog. no
I said I was hung like a frog.
hysterical
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
I know what you mean.
What the hell do you do with the stick?
Why are you all so worried about the stick?
I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott....
Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
I know what you mean.
What the hell do you do with the stick? What's with the stick?
I've already explained...get with the programme mhm
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why are you all so worried about the stick?
I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott....
Well, the stick wasn't brown before.
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pfft....
You'd rather I used the carrot for beating?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, the stick wasn't brown before.
Could you BE any more sickening?
droolio
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
You'd rather I used the carrot for beating?
Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Could you BE any more sickening?
droolio
Yes.
Could you BE any more Chandler?
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*
And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes.
Could you BE any more Chandler?
Why why why whhyy do you ask that??
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....
Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio Cabbage, brocoli and a carrot....*writes down* ..it's like a vegetable medley droolio
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
Cabbage, brocoli and a carrot....*writes down* ..it's like a vegetable medley droolio
I have issues.... yes
you're talking to me?
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why why why whhyy do you ask that??
*tells joke*
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have issues.... yes
you're talking to me?
Don't we all....me especialy..
Umm..yeah....sorry
...hang on a sec *goes to answer PM*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
*tells joke*
*sneaks a smoke and does some paranoid stuff*
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sneaks a smoke and does some paranoid stuff*
*has sex with Courtney Cox*
droolio
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