New Bed

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LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio

JacopeX
Wut type is it, serta iz the best

LiL nAstY GirL
I dunno, but its huge

KENobi™
Time to break it in. naughty

Bloigen
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio

Want me to test it out with you?

Darth Macabre
Queen? King? Full?

LiL nAstY GirL
You guys stick out tongue stick out tongue

Storm
I got a double bed droolio


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
I got a double bed droolio


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Want me to test it out with you?

JacopeX
you gonna ask that to everyone or wut? laughing out loud

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio

thats nice

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio

I don't want to be like the rest of the neanderthals in here, so I'll ask you this...how many coils does it have...?

coz if you and I are gonna break it in, I need to know we got us some SUPPORT! droolio

Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
Want me to test it out with you?
It' s been tried out thoroughly and approved, though it is starting to squeak ermm


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

LiL nAstY GirL
laughing

Morning_Glory
shock

Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
It' s been tried out thoroughly and approved, though it is starting to squeak ermm


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Pity. Oh well. Plan B. Wanna have sex?

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I dunno, but its huge

Thanks.

Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
Pity. Oh well. Plan B. Wanna have sex?

Let' s go.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
Let' s go.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

jawdrop

Morning_Glory
shock whaaatt

Firestar
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
droolio so...comfortable....droolio Nothing like a nice bed yes

Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here eek!


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Morning_Glory
sigh... spoken like a real perv

Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
Let' s go.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*faints*

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
*faints* *kiss of lifes*
*licks lips* Strawberry

Firestar
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here eek!


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. *gasp* eyes





shocking

Bloigen
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here eek!


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I don't feel so special now. cry

Oh well.

*rips clothes off*

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here eek!


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Beast flirt1 *Also rips clothes off* Oh, look at that, my top fell off.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
*kiss of lifes*
*licks lips* Strawberry

That's not the only thing.

bloigenowns

Morning_Glory
shock weird

Storm
Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't feel so special now. cry

Oh well.

*rips clothes off*
Rawr.
*Purrs.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
Beast flirt1 *Also rips clothes off* Oh, look at that, my top fell off.

jawdrop

Originally posted by Storm
Rawr.
*Purrs.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Only Moose can describe this situation. *waits*

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
That's not the only thing.

bloigenowns Oh really?

Morning_Glory
...guh

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
jawdrop Heh heh. What a pity.

Firestar
*rips off winter coat, hat and mittens* naughty

Storm
Orgy scene. I have going to have to feel my way through.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
Orgy scene. I have going to have to feel my way through.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Oh dear. *stands in front of everyone*

Bloigen
*tries to climb through computer*

MAKE IT REAL DAMNIT!

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
*tries to climb through computer*

MAKE IT REAL DAMNIT! laughing out loud

Storm
Stay together. Coming through.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Firestar
leftright

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
Stay together. Coming through.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. *waits impatiently*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
I wanna have sex with every person here eek!


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? sad

Bloigen
*jumps in*

I'M COMING!

Ohh... What a sexual innuendo

LiL nAstY GirL
Mooses are cute...

Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*

I'M COMING!

Ohh... What a sexual innuendo It was amazing droolio

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
jawdrop



Only Moose can describe this situation. *waits*

I.....



Nope, got nothing.

jawdrop

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? sad It's still possible. Originally posted by Bloigen
*jumps in*

I'M COMING!

Ohh... What a sexual innuendo laughing out loud Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Mooses are cute... yes

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I.....



Nope, got nothing.

jawdrop

You did your part.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus....why do I have to be a Moose? sad

There's still room.shifty For some playboy centerfolds

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible. laughing out loud yes

To be a person? sad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
You did your part.

Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now? confused

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Psst...are you having hot orgy sex now? confused

Actually it's quote cold. Storm got the ice out. Started sucking on it. Y'know the usual.

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To be a person? sad To have sex with a person.

Storm
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
It's still possible. laughing out loud yes
He' s not quite the frog prince wink


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
To have sex with a person.

No...I don't think so....

*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince wink


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Right. If you kiss me I turn into a Komodo Dragon.

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Storm
He' s not quite the frog prince wink


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....

*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home* *hugs*

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No...I don't think so....

*walks out sadly and reattaches himself to the carriage, waiting to drive the party-goers home*

Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing. And lie to girls who have dreams mad

Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing. You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick yes

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
W-what? B-but, he showed me a picture...he looked...sheckshy...MOOSE!! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU LIED?!?! *hugs*

About being a frog?

Diamond Roses
Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick yes What's the stick do?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Moose's don't drive carriages, horses do. All Moose's do is well, nothing.

Fine! Screw you all then.

*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*

Bastards.

Firestar
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
What's the stick do? shifty


Actually it's for beating...yes

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams mad

I never said I was a frog. no

I said I was hung like a frog.

Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fine! Screw you all then.

*pisses on the carriage seat and shags the horse*

Bastards. lol

Whoa blink

Bloigen
Originally posted by Diamond Roses
And lie to girls who have dreams mad

yes I know what you mean.

Originally posted by Firestar
You could probably train a moose to pull a carriage with a carrot and a stick yes

What the hell do you do with the stick?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
shifty


Actually it's for beating...yes


Pfft....

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I never said I was a frog. no

I said I was hung like a frog.

hysterical

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
yes I know what you mean.



What the hell do you do with the stick?

Why are you all so worried about the stick?

I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... blink

Firestar
Originally posted by Bloigen
yes I know what you mean.



What the hell do you do with the stick? What's with the stick? confused

I've already explained...get with the programme mhm

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why are you all so worried about the stick?

I'm more concerned with what she's doing with the carrott.... blink

Well, the stick wasn't brown before.

Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pfft....

You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? zorro

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, the stick wasn't brown before.

Could you BE any more sickening?

droolio

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
You'd rather I used the carrot for beating? zorro

Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Could you BE any more sickening?

droolio

Yes.

Could you BE any more Chandler?

Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes please...and some brocoli....gahh.....*orgasmic heaven*

And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....yes

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes.

Could you BE any more Chandler?

Why why why whhyy do you ask that??

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
And a turnip? ..they're always good for a beating....yes

Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio

Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Turnip bruises me awkwardly....but cabbage..... droolio Cabbage, brocoli and a carrot....*writes down* ..it's like a vegetable medley droolio

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
Cabbage, brocoli and a carrot....*writes down* ..it's like a vegetable medley droolio

I have issues.... yes

you're talking to me? ninja

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why why why whhyy do you ask that??

*tells joke*

Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have issues.... yes

you're talking to me? ninja

Don't we all....me especialy.. stick out tongue

Umm..yeah....sorry embarrasment ...hang on a sec *goes to answer PM*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
*tells joke*

*sneaks a smoke and does some paranoid stuff*

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sneaks a smoke and does some paranoid stuff*

*has sex with Courtney Cox*

droolio

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