Is it the DNA-based, vector-sensitive, target-seeking computer virus, which if remotely uploaded to the target individual' s communications peripherals, will directly enter their sensory system, causing the individual to cluck uncontrollably, like a chicken, develop incurable rashes - with or without excess body hair, hideous screaming follows, and finally - total meltdown? 😱
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.