My Ideal Woman
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redcaped
As we know women came from men and later men came from women. It is like science and religion~god creates man, man creates machine, machine creates man "in a way of thinking" of course. A woman is a 100% flexible man, yes, put it this way cause men are not 100% flexibe, more like weakness among us. Homosexuals (both genders) are still what they are by nature just the way they express their feelings and I very much respect it and also scientifically. In the case of men, they can look like women biologically but deeper inside they are still men. What defines a man is the daring energy, the fire we all possess no matter how we express it we're still what we are. In my case I am man 95% not at all and my 5% non-man is a child that wants to learn by curiosity using a carefully examination of my enviromental world or my life. The woman I desire is my own image; thoughtful/neat/strong will. They or she can be eastern asian or blond or.."or" it mostly depends on how I may like her. Who am I to decide what I like? Oh, I am one more person in this world with the same rights to choose, even if I get rejected which I am very much prepared. I know you're shy to be totally frank here but anyway I do not mind whatever action you take if you decide to post after me or just observe. Hope you enjoy my thread.
Ronny
Um...
"As we know women came from men"
No.
KENobi™
Originally posted by Ronny
Um...
"As we know women came from men"
No.
I know.
That's just some fake bible bullshit.
Syren
Caped, have you been smoking the Ganja again love?
Mišt
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5775/neuralizer27cb.jpg
You have never heard of KMC. You did not join KMC. You did not make this thread. You will not make any more threads. You will click this link THIS LINK and go about your daily business.
redcaped
Remember, it is only my statement, not yours and I have the very right.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Ronny
Um...
"As we know women came from men"
No.
Yeah, that'S nonsense...everyone knows women came from bananas....I tell you...BANANAS!!!!!!
KENobi™
Originally posted by redcaped
Remember, it is only my statement, not yours and I have the very right.
Never said you didn't have the right.
We have rights too, if we want to comment about how your threads suck...I think we should be allowed.
Lana
Originally posted by Syren
Caped, have you been smoking the Ganja again love?
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to say that he should put away the bong before posting.
Ronny
This thread stinks nasteh sneaky2
redcaped
You are allowed to comment, not to harm. Hope you keep the level. You are welcome.
GCG
Originally posted by redcaped
As we know women came from men and later men came from women. It is like science and religion~god creates man, man creates machine, machine creates man "in a way of thinking" of course. A woman is a 100% flexible man, yes, put it this way cause men are not 100% flexibe, more like weakness among us. Homosexuals (both genders) are still what they are by nature just the way they express their feelings and I very much respect it and also scientifically. In the case of men, they can look like women biologically but deeper inside they are still men. What defines a man is the daring energy, the fire we all possess no matter how we express it we're still what we are. In my case I am man 95% not at all and my 5% non-man is a child that wants to learn by curiosity using a carefully examination of my enviromental world or my life. The woman I desire is my own image; thoughtful/neat/strong will. They or she can be eastern asian or blond or.."or" it mostly depends on how I may like her. Who am I to decide what I like? Oh, I am one more person in this world with the same rights to choose, even if I get rejected which I am very much prepared. I know you're shy to be totally frank here but anyway I do not mind whatever action you take if you decide to post after me or just observe. Hope you enjoy my thread.
You should opt for Jackie Stallone
Ronny
Originally posted by redcaped
You are allowed to comment, not to harm. Hope you keep the level. You are welcome. What the **** is wrong with you
do the gears up there not clink the right direction? Can you not see how sexist that comment above was?
Lana
Originally posted by redcaped
You are allowed to comment, not to harm. Hope you keep the level. You are welcome.
We can speak our opinion, and that is that your threads make no ****ing sense whatsoever. Have a nice day
Itzak
Originally posted by redcaped
As we know women came from men and later men came from women. It is like science and religion~god creates man, man creates machine, machine creates man "in a way of thinking" of course. A woman is a 100% flexible man, yes, put it this way cause men are not 100% flexibe, more like weakness among us. Homosexuals (both genders) are still what they are by nature just the way they express their feelings and I very much respect it and also scientifically. In the case of men, they can look like women biologically but deeper inside they are still men. What defines a man is the daring energy, the fire we all possess no matter how we express it we're still what we are. In my case I am man 95% not at all and my 5% non-man is a child that wants to learn by curiosity using a carefully examination of my enviromental world or my life. The woman I desire is my own image; thoughtful/neat/strong will. They or she can be eastern asian or blond or.."or" it mostly depends on how I may like her. Who am I to decide what I like? Oh, I am one more person in this world with the same rights to choose, even if I get rejected which I am very much prepared. I know you're shy to be totally frank here but anyway I do not mind whatever action you take if you decide to post after me or just observe. Hope you enjoy my thread.
I heard there are great women at the North pole.
redcaped
Thanks for the day girl.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Lana
We can speak our opinion, and that is that your threads make no ****ing sense whatsoever. Have a nice day
I never pictured you as the cursing type lol
Mišt
This thread is ridiculous....we all know women came from Venus, not man sneaky2
Itzak
Originally posted by redcaped
Thanks for the day girl.
Don't talk to Ronny like that boy. She'll kill ya, trust me.
redcaped
I hate to lie. If by any chance you don't believe anything I say is up to you. I have rejected girls I like. I was afraid of them because I can sense what are their intentions. A few days ago I saw a girl watching me and I caught her by surprise-she was pretty; I was standing looking to my purchase receipt when I knew someone was looking at me. I think girls like me but they are a bit shy and they always wait for the man to ask first. I think no matter how good looking a guy could be there is a 90% of betrayal. They can't see well, what mostly drives them is motivation. I know them too well. I am a very old dude with a young body and mind.
Uberking Robert
Originally posted by redcaped
As we know women came from men and later men came from women. It is like science and religion~god creates man, man creates machine, machine creates man "in a way of thinking" of course. A woman is a 100% flexible man, yes, put it this way cause men are not 100% flexibe, more like weakness among us. Homosexuals (both genders) are still what they are by nature just the way they express their feelings and I very much respect it and also scientifically. In the case of men, they can look like women biologically but deeper inside they are still men. What defines a man is the daring energy, the fire we all possess no matter how we express it we're still what we are. In my case I am man 95% not at all and my 5% non-man is a child that wants to learn by curiosity using a carefully examination of my enviromental world or my life. The woman I desire is my own image; thoughtful/neat/strong will. They or she can be eastern asian or blond or.."or" it mostly depends on how I may like her. Who am I to decide what I like? Oh, I am one more person in this world with the same rights to choose, even if I get rejected which I am very much prepared. I know you're shy to be totally frank here but anyway I do not mind whatever action you take if you decide to post after me or just observe. Hope you enjoy my thread.
I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first
Syren
Originally posted by Lana
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to say that he should put away the bong before posting.
That's because I'm shizzlin' hawt flirt
Syren
Originally posted by Uberking Robert
I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first
shock
I loathe people like you.
fini
heyyy forget studying prehistoric man and theorizing how they behaved.
WE got a real live specimen here in the form of Uberking Robert.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Uberking Robert
I didn't read this whole thing because I instantly became aware of what a homo you are when you said that women are better than us and that it's OK to be gay. Anyways, for me the ideal woman is one who:
1. doesn't forget that I wear the pants
2. makes my dinner without complaining
3. stays at home and does woman shit instead of trying to have a career
4. spreads her legs when I tell her to
5. doesn't talk unless I talk to her first
Hey! Thanks for making the rest of the male population look good!
Thankfully, you don't represent us all.
But I guess when your family tree is still, well, living in the tree, it's hard to evolve.
Sorgo
http://www.hqp.free.fr/rlc/serie1/flag298-Rachel_Leigh_Cook_002.jpg
There she is.
Syren
She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/Syrenna/Jolie/jolie5.jpg
Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio
fini
hmmm, as far as i am concerned, no one beats Angelina Jolie, the woman is stunning.
But is she the Ideal woman???
Sorgo
Originally posted by Syren
She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/Syrenna/Jolie/jolie5.jpg
Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio
Jolie is pretty damn hot too!
But... Does she beat Prefectasswoman?
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Vida_Guerra_biography.jpg
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
She's pretty tasty... but you can't beat a little Jolie;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/Syrenna/Jolie/jolie5.jpg
Or, in fact, a LOT Jolie droolio
Wow.
Wow.
fini
ohhh dear, it looks we've lost the men for a while, lol
Syren
Originally posted by fini
hmmm, as far as i am concerned, no one beats Angelina Jolie, the woman is stunning.
But is she the Ideal woman???
You dare to ask such a heinous question? mhm
fini
hey its a legit question.
She may be perfect in looks, sound and touch, but what about her habits, attitude...................Oh wait, from a guy's point of view, she is perfect, lol
Oh nm
Syren
I can't say I know much about her actual personality, etc. But I like to think she's perfect... please don't burst my precious Jolie-Bubble cry
fini
awwwww I'm sorry
but been bit in the butt with the "looks perfect but far from it in everything else" ploy.
quick someone else post another woman, otherwise the thread will boil down to a Angelina drool thread................not that, there's anything wrong with that.
Syren
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/Syrenna/Jolie/jolie19.jpg
fini
ohhh Dammit, men are so lucky, they got fine fine things like Angelina jolie to oogle at....
Syren
I'm not a man and I ogle
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by fini
ohhh Dammit, men are so lucky, they got fine fine things like Angelina jolie to oogle at....
But, I'd much rather get to know the intellect of Ms. Jolie. Get to know what makes her tick, her views and opinions...what she likes and doesn't like...just really get to know the person...
Oh, who am I kidding, I just want to shag her rotten! droolio
Firestar
My ideal woman would be male...so in fact not a woman at all...
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
My ideal woman would be male...so in fact not a woman at all...
That's warped enough to almost make sense....
*falls down*
redcaped
I think you are a real homo Uberking Robert, came out from no where with raging insults, low life. The first think that homos do is say what they are to make their point just like you. When did you read when I said to be a homo. Did you dream it stupid?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
I think you are a real homo Uberking Robert, came out from no where with raging insults, low life. The first think that homos do is say what they are to make their point just like you. When did you read when I said to be a homo. Did you dream it stupid?
Ignore him, he's an idiot.
redcaped
I did reject some girls using my powers and I did take some girls knowing it was my chance that I wasn't wrong at the time. You just realize when she really likes you.
redcaped
I will ignore all of those with false statement. If you believe I am homo you must prove it and there is no proof in existence because I like women only. So no matter what you're strategy is to irritate me it'll never work. I say it again "women are superior than men" because they exist for our needs which makes us weaker than they really are. They are just fragile but stronger than us.
rickyduck
1 with no clothes on
Firestar
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's warped enough to almost make sense....
*falls down* It's a gift....
redcaped
This thread is to express my admiration to women knowing they are dangerous if we men don't think straight.
fini
rightttttt..............
redcaped
Hi fini! I'm glad to see you again in my thread buddy!
Syren
*takes advantage of the Female Loving going on up in here*
diva
Bardock42
Originally posted by Sorgo
http://www.hqp.free.fr/rlc/serie1/flag298-Rachel_Leigh_Cook_002.jpg
There she is.
.....wow....
Beats Angelina by far.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
.....wow....
Beats Angelina by far.
I'm partial to hot red x's in a box, aren't you?
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm partial to hot red x's in a box, aren't you?
That sentence did not make sense....luckily.....but yeah...if you refer to that woman, that you, most probably can't see, damn she's hot.
a1hsauce
My ideal woman would have to have a sense of humour. If she can laugh and have a good time, that might top it for me.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
That sentence did not make sense....luckily.....but yeah...if you refer to that woman, that you, most probably can't see, damn she's hot.
You, ma'am are an imbecile.
Yes, that is indeed what I meant.
redcaped
Please bring a japanese girl with clear white skin/young/shiny hair/beautiful smile and eyes! Please. Look for it.
a1hsauce
youre a bit vain...or are you just looking for a good time?
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You, ma'am are an imbecile.
Yes, that is indeed what I meant.
Hey....if we want to go out you have to be the ma'am.....just making sure.
BobbyD
It's all depends on what's important to YOU. There is no such thing as perfection for ANYONE. But, ideal is not wishing for too much, I don't think. Again, all that matters is what's important to YOU.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey....if we want to go out you have to be the ma'am.....just making sure.
Ok, but I'm not paying then...and I'm not putting out unless it's a good meal.
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, but I'm not paying then...and I'm not putting out unless it's a good meal.
Aww damn...I thought I'd get that one easy.....*calculates how much making out with moose is worth to him* ...how aboot Burger King?
Bardock42
Originally posted by BobbyD
It's all depends on what's important to YOU. There is no such thing as perfection for ANYONE. But, ideal is not wishing for too much, I don't think. Again, all that matters is what's important to YOU.
I see, so all that matters is what is important to me....cool....you know one could get that the wrong way.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww damn...I thought I'd get that one easy.....*calculates how much making out with moose is worth to him* ...how aboot Burger King?
Hey hey big spender...naughty Save room for dessert.
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hey hey big spender...naughty Save room for dessert.
I knew you love it (stop quoting Shirley Bassey songs though
)....dessert...that's the code for SEX, right?
redcaped
Oh, my BK joke. I bet you loved it. C'mon, bring my girl.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I knew you love it (stop quoting Shirley Bassey songs though
)....dessert...that's the code for SEX, right?
I don't even know who that IS.
Sex? Oh, junior...if sex is all you're thinking, you're in trouble. You won't be able to walk tomorrow....
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't even know who that IS.
Sex? Oh, junior...if sex is all you're thinking, you're in trouble. You won't be able to walk tomorrow....
You sir...need to educate yourself....
Hmm....I am not sure if I want that but...BRING IT ON
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
You sir...need to educate yourself....
Hmm....I am not sure if I want that but...BRING IT ON
Ok Jurgen, I'll do that.
Not yet, give me the whopper and then I'll give you mine.... naughty diva
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Jurgen, I'll do that.
Not yet, give me the whopper and then I'll give you mine.... naughty diva
When did I allow you to call me by my first name? Hmm?...HMMMMMM?
All this funny talk makes me dizzy...are we going to have sex now or what?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
When did I allow you to call me by my first name? Hmm?...HMMMMMM?
All this funny talk makes me dizzy...are we going to have sex now or what?
I dunno...I guess you like the way it rolls off my tongue.
Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgen.
I can't rightly say. I like to be courted you know. I'm not some cheap trollop.
Oh, and you can't use those other 24 times we've done it, because as you well know, I'm a born again virgin.
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, it's just different. I don't know what the dot dot is for, but I do know that in my version, the J is silent and the r's are rolled like a Scottish person would.
You don't want to meet my dads?
I am not horrible! I had YOU convinced that you're good, didn't I?
Hmm....your version does sound rather french to me....but oh well.
Yes I do...jsut..not now...or ever.
What do you mean?...You faked..it ?cry
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm....your version does sound rather french to me....but oh well.
Yes I do...jsut..not now...or ever.
What do you mean?...You faked..it ?cry
French?
Oh man...am I ever way off...
But Neal and Bob are so excited to meet you! I've told them all about you, your job in the gay porn industry, and that neat collection of moles on your inner thigh that looks like Rosie O'Donnell. yes
Well...not EVERY time...but, I mean, sometimes, you're just so fast....
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
French?
Oh man...am I ever way off...
But Neal and Bob are so excited to meet you! I've told them all about you, your job in the gay porn industry, and that neat collection of moles on your inner thigh that looks like Rosie O'Donnell. yes
Well...not EVERY time...but, I mean, sometimes, you're just so fast....
Well, you might not be too far off....jsut that we germans liek to pronounce all letters...german efficency...we don't waste anything.
Hmm...alright alright....but you'll pay for this......if you know what I mean
That'S...you jsut say that to hurt me.....you love that good ol' bardock lovin'
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, you might not be too far off....jsut that we germans liek to pronounce all letters...german efficency...we don't waste anything.
Hmm...alright alright....but you'll pay for this......if you know what I mean
That'S...you jsut say that to hurt me.....you love that good ol' bardock lovin'
What IS it with you guys? Waste something once in a while for God's sake...
I know I know...your going rate of $10 per hour with them will be paid in full.
I can't --- or don't want to comment on that last part.
Bardock42
Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.
I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.
I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose
Thank you Colonel Klink.
Oh for the love of German efficiency....Dude, that is SOOOO not my number..
a1hsauce
Elisha Cuthbert
redcaped
See that cutie with sun glasses on top of the board. Like that.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope, not us, vee voont do zat...it's efil.
I think you don't love me anymore...therefore, I, Bardock42, will officially resign as ember of the homosexual community....moose is still gay though...you can call him: Phone: 555-Da4Moose
*calls number*
*This line is for adults only and will cost u 3.99 per minute press one to accept charges*
*presses 1*
*are u ready to get moosefied?*bananas
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*calls number*
*This line is for adults only and will cost u 3.99 per minute press one to accept charges*
*presses 1*
*are u ready to get moosefied?*bananas
yawn Morning everyone.......I'm so tired.....the damn phone didn't stop ringing all night.....
redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.
Firestar
Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.
....I wish I could un-read that so much....weep
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank you Colonel Klink.
Oh for the love of German efficiency....Dude, that is SOOOO not my number..
Obviously you would say that.....I mean you don't like to be called by strangers....you told me.Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.
What? The? ****?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
I like the girl with short nails like when they're little and fall in love for the first time. They think they look pretty but no, they look like wolves to me! And it feels bad. Their hands are soft and nice, then you go up and feel the freaking hard stuff. They don't need extra things, enough with their nature.
Are you a chat bot?
redcaped
Why do you cry...Do you want to cut your nails for me? I don't think that was in your mind. Girls cannot like a guy if they don't see him.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Obviously you would say that.....I mean you don't like to be called by strangers....you told me.
It's 1 976 DO moose, not DA moose.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
Why do you cry...Do you want to cut your nails for me? I don't think that was in your mind. Girls cannot like a guy if they don't see him.
Seriously....are you a chatbot?
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's 1 976 DO moose, not DA moose.
Aww...SHIT...I knew i got it wrong...a little.
redcaped
Not a chat boy. I'm not good at chatting, well see for yourself.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
Not a chat boy. I'm not good at chatting, well see for yourself.
Chat BOT...BOT....not boy.
What nationality are you?
Firestar
Originally posted by redcaped
Why do you cry...Do you want to cut your nails for me? I don't think that was in your mind. Girls cannot like a guy if they don't see him. I'm sorry..what now?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Firestar
I'm sorry..what now?
He was asking if you like carrots or if you prefer to play croquet on Sundays?
redcaped
It is a national secret like my age and many more. Remember, we can post and ask here but never do.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
It is a national secret like my age and many more. Remember, we can post and ask here but never do.
Right. How could I have forgotten?
Wanna be best friends?
redcaped
I just wanna be friendly with all of you, but you hate me.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
I just wanna be friendly with all of you, but you hate me.
I say this so many times it begins to hurt me.
I don't hate. To hate would infer that I would have to give a damn..
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yawn Morning everyone.......I'm so tired.....the damn phone didn't stop ringing all night.....
as if you didnt enjoy it
redcaped
OK Moose-end. Start-I would like girls to look and dress like men but still real girls, almost like kids boys and girls. I believe both genders will love more each other that way and less arguing. I love blond girls, they drive me insane, but they also look like lions. And shave all, yes, let's be babies again. Ass for the hair, a little longer than boys.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
OK Moose-end. Start-I would like girls to look and dress like men but still real girls, almost like kids boys and girls. I believe both genders will love more each other that way and less arguing. I love blond girls, they drive me insane, but they also look like lions. And shave all, yes, let's be babies again. Ass for the hair, a little longer than boys.
ur post are so weird keep it up lol
redcaped
I do respect mist. What did I do?
redcaped
Hey, Lethat, no tricks baby. You changed your post. You did mentioned mist then changed it!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
OK Moose-end. Start-I would like girls to look and dress like men but still real girls, almost like kids boys and girls. I believe both genders will love more each other that way and less arguing. I love blond girls, they drive me insane, but they also look like lions. And shave all, yes, let's be babies again. Ass for the hair, a little longer than boys.
Did you just call me moose end?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
as if you didnt enjoy it
Breathing heavilly and telling me your name was Bob, from Kansas, in your fake masculine voice was a little disturbing, actually.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
Hey, Lethat, no tricks baby. You changed your post. You did mentioned mist then changed it!
u saw that? lol
redcaped
-end meant my line for you and start-was for Lethal. Oh, she really is!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
-end meant my line for you and start-was for Lethal. Oh, she really is!
You want me to end?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Did you just call me moose end?
well it is a very nice end
Da Moose's End
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Breathing heavilly and telling me your name was Bob, from Kansas, in your fake masculine voice was a little disturbing, actually.
whateva you're the one who said you wanted me to roleplay u shoulda been a little more specificmhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
well it is a very nice end
Da Moose's End
whateva you're the one who said you wanted me to roleplay u shoulda been a little more specificmhm
You've nary seen my end....have you?
You're right...I should have. Tonight, you be the wanton female sex slave, I'll be the goat.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
-end meant my line for you and start-was for Lethal. Oh, she really is!
i was just playing with u and though i can be Lethal im still Femme lol
redcaped
Moose I don't care what you do buddy. My eyes are actually on Lethal right now.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You've nary seen my end....have you?
You're right...I should have. Tonight, you be the wanton female sex slave, I'll be the goat.
maybe girls do talk u know
why a goat?......................I mean i'll still do it but why goat and not a moose? lol
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
Moose I don't care what you do buddy. My eyes are actually on Lethal right now.
Well, you can keep your eyes on her, but just try not to look at where my hands are on her.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
Moose I don't care what you do buddy. My eyes are actually on Lethal right now.
OMG you're looking at me!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
maybe girls do talk u know
why a goat?......................I mean i'll still do it but why goat and not a moose? lol
Ok, who's seen my ass?
It's called ROLE playing. I'm a moose, if I PLAY a moose, then I wouldn't be role playing, I'd just be...me.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you can keep your eyes on her, but just try not to look at where my hands are on her.
stop...................im ticklish there blushing
redcaped
How could I know you 2 were together?! I will get another girl then.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, who's seen my ass?
It's called ROLE playing. I'm a moose, if I PLAY a moose, then I wouldn't be role playing, I'd just be...me.
I'm not allowed to reveal that info
wow smart, sexy, hairy and willing to get on all fours for me i think im in love lol
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
stop...................im ticklish there blushing
How could I forget....but, see, I looooove to see you squirm a little... droolio
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
How could I know you 2 were together?! I will get another girl then.
are we?
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How could I forget....but, see, I looooove to see you squirm a little... droolio
you know there are things that i can do that im very good at doing to make you squirm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm not allowed to reveal that info
wow smart, sexy, hairy and willing to get on all fours for me i think im in love lol
reveal your source or I'll do something that will make you scream, sweat and beg for more.
Oh, wait, that's not torture.....
Yeh, I'm all about giving.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
How could I know you 2 were together?! I will get another girl then.
I think you misinterpreted. I'm trying to make YOU jealous....
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
are we?
you know there are things that i can do that im very good at doing to make you squirm
Are we?
I had no idea....like what??????
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
reveal your source or I'll do something that will make you scream, sweat and beg for more.
Oh, wait, that's not torture.....
Yeh, I'm all about giving.
it can be if you make it hurt
OMG and I love to take
redcaped
Speak for yourself Mr Moose.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think you misinterpreted. I'm trying to make YOU jealous....
why am i NOT surprised? lol
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are we?
I had no idea....like what??????
idk I asked you first lol
due to a court order im not allowed to say
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
it can be if you make it hurt
OMG and I love to take
That's always possible, but I tend to get carried away, and the bodies are piling up in my basement...
See? We're perfect. Lets get married!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
Speak for yourself Mr Moose.
You don't think I'm pretty? diva
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's always possible, but I tend to get carried away, and the bodies are piling up in my basement...
See? We're perfect. Lets get married!
we really are a match where did u think the Lethal part came from?diva
So soon after your divorce?.................and besides it looks like you're having fun playing a new game what is that now roulette?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
idk I asked you first lol
due to a court order im not allowed to say
I asked you second. So, therefore, in moose logic, you must answer.
I think that someday, we will make beautiful babies...
redcaped
I only let girls know they are pretty or not, only to girls. If they are pretty I kiss them and if they are ugly I have sex with them.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I asked you second. So, therefore, in moose logic, you must answer.
I think that someday, we will make beautiful babies...
damn moose logic lol
will they be half moose?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by redcaped
I only let girls know they are pretty or not, only to girls. If they are pretty I kiss them and if they are ugly I have sex with them.
lol funny
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
we really are a match where did u think the Lethal part came from?diva
So soon after your divorce?.................and besides it looks like you're having fun playing a new game what is that now roulette?
Excellent....cross country crime spree complete with orgies?
*sigh* I tire of that question...it's a game, Roulette, that i have never played before.....
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
I only let girls know they are pretty or not, only to girls. If they are pretty I kiss them and if they are ugly I have sex with them.
That makes sense, somehow....
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
damn moose logic lol
will they be half moose?
isn't it great?
LethalMoose is what they will be.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Excellent....cross country crime spree complete with orgies?
*sigh* I tire of that question...it's a game, Roulette, that i have never played before.....
you know it!winkiss
i just had to ask lol
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That makes sense, somehow....
yeah it did to me too lmfao
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
isn't it great?
LethalMoose is what they will be.
yep just like it's creator
and if it's a girl Da Femme lol
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