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tell me everything

Hey check this out...why'd you create 2 threads of the same subject matter?

because i am impatient and cannot wait for a reply

my parents are aliens.

reeeeally

Originally posted by alienlvr
because i am impatient and cannot wait for a reply

Then you're a waste to the forum.

You're new here so I'll cut you some slack. Please read the forum rules and be patient.

ok and thanks

so has anyone ever been abducted by aliens?

Originally posted by alienlvr
so has anyone ever been abducted by aliens?

Can say that I've been probed.

Don't make anymore threads about the topc or you will be banned.

why?

It's against the rules to make multiple threads on the same topic. Just use this thread.

anyone have a good abduction story?

credo mutwa has

who?

Originally posted by alienlvr
who?

Google it.

he looks like a freaky guy with a skull neclace
all i found out was about his life
and i want to talk to someone who has been abducted i dont want to read about it i want to ask questions and get answers from them about their experience

come one someone has to have been at one time in their life

Sure... Trust me aliens wont want anytrhing to do with this shit planet. Not yet. Not until we stop killing each other.

Originally posted by Eis
whomever the hell he is.


r u accepting sig requests???

That better be a joke.

is it true that you see a flash of light or hear a ringing in your ear if you have been visited by them

Originally posted by alienlvr
is it true that you see a flash of light or hear a ringing in your ear if you have been visited by them
yeah.. it is.

what??
i am new at this

I was abducted. He was green, had pointy ears, spoke funny..

Oh wait thats Frank Oz and his Yoda puppet trying to kidnap me...

Originally posted by Eis
whomever the hell he is.


r u accepting sig requests???

what
i am new at this sorry

Originally posted by Eis
it was.
plus I love my sig.

You can't imagine how many actual requests I've gotten even after adding this to my signature.

Originally posted by Imagawa666
I was abducted. He was green, had pointy ears, spoke funny..

Oh wait thats Frank Oz and his Yoda puppet trying to kidnap me...


hey i am serious

Spoil a good joke woudnt ya

well sooooooorrry

is there anyone who has a good abduction story?

anyone?

STOP SPAMMING. BE PATIENT. EDIT YOUR PREVIOUS POSTS RATHER THAN POSTING 3-4 TIMES IN A ROW.

ooooooooooookkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

gtg bye guys

whob?

Originally posted by alienlvr
he looks like a freaky guy with a skull neclace
all i found out was about his life
and i want to talk to someone who has been abducted i dont want to read about it i want to ask questions and get answers from them about their experience

there is an interview with him
http://metatech.org/credo_mutwa.html

interesting, talks mostly about reptillians

if you'd ever like to simulate the experience, find a boyfriend/girlfriend whom you trust, and possibly an appropriate toy. I've found most girls prefer astroglide as a lubricant. remember to yell NANOO NANOO!!! when you do it.

Many abduction experiences are just sleep paralysis.

Originally posted by alienlvr
is it true that you see a flash of light or hear a ringing in your ear if you have been visited by them

It could be that you simply didn't screw the lightbulbs in properly... and that you have Tinnitus.

OTF arrow

well i was drinking lots, and smoking its of weed and doing some acid, and i woke up somewhere i dont remember going! so it must have been aliens!

Totally dude.

Originally posted by alienlvr
anyone have a good abduction story? I've never been abducted unfortunately but I have however seen two shapes come out of my wall once when I was young.
The wall turned red and two black shapes came walking forward while I was laying in bed. When I broke out of the shock and turned on the light, there was nothing to be seen anymore.

I guess I shouldn't have turned my back on them and turned on the light to see them, otherwise they'd probably have done cool stuff with me.

Originally posted by alienlvr
tell me everything

Why not join a board where they talk about this stuff?

BTW have you been abducted?

Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Why not join a board where they talk about this stuff?

BTW have you been abducted?

If there are any Aliens reading this, i'm all up for being abducted

On a serious note, i have ACTUALLY seen a UFO. I'm not a lier either, i don't like liers, i was with 3 others at the time, and i also have over 20 minutes of video footage of the event. I told a few guys at my work, and they wanted to see the video - as they at first thought i was joking, they are pure sceptics, however after they watched it, even they couldn't come up with any logical explanation of what it was.

They put a pole up my ass.



I think it was a pole

a pole? are you sure it wasnt a scope or something?

lol

DOES ANYONE HAVE A STORY FOR ME?

I once looked outside and thought I see an alien warship...there were lights glowing and cycling on the cloudy sky...I alerted my neighbour and we watched it...then we realised it were security long distance spotlights...darn...all our fun had been spoiled.

so was I

Originally posted by alienlvr
tell me everything They took my anal virginity. cry

Originally posted by amity75
They took my anal virginity. cry

That wasn't them

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That wasn't them You cheeky monkey!

hello? anyone?
does anyone have a good story for me?

Originally posted by alienlvr
hello? anyone?
does anyone have a good story for me? yeah, look at this. Originally posted by xyz jedi
so was I