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Originally posted by TheKahn
I wonder what's next. Thor vs Superman in a pissing contest???

Who wins , who loses , who pisses all over their pants and has the humiliating dark stain left upon their super-suit for years to come....

Thor wins, but we all lose.

Originally posted by grey fox
Who wins , who loses , who pisses all over their pants and has the humiliating dark stain left upon their super-suit for years to come....

dude ur too funny...thor wins

is this pre crisis supes ?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
is this pre crisis supes ?


Damn, just how many superpowers does he have?

Well among Super-Weaving , Super-Makeup and Super-Friction he probably has Super Pissing....

I bet the Kents went throuh a lot of toilets.

Originally posted by TheKahn
I bet the Kents went throuh a lot of toilets.

Reason 27,00457 for Superman being a dick:

Destruction of the worlds porcelain supply

Originally posted by grey fox
Reason 27,00457 for Superman being a dick:

Destruction of the worlds porcelain supply


And don't forget about all of thoes shirts he rips off when he changes into his costume. Some little kid in a sweatshop worked it's little fingers to the bone to make that shirt, and Superman just tears it to hell. He can move at the speed of light but can't unbutton a damn shirt.

Originally posted by TheKahn
And don't forget about all of thoes shirts he rips off when he changes into his costume. Some little kid in a sweatshop worked it's little fingers to the bone to make that shirt, and Superman just tears it to hell. He can move at the speed of light but can't unbutton a damn shirt.

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.th.jpg

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.th.jpg


lol.... it looks like Superman is getting ready to rape that little boy.....

or he's just getting dressed again after raping him......

It's Pre-Crisis so it'd probably be a Super Rape.

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.th.jpg


That may be the most distrubing comic book cover ever. Looks like Superman has been hanging out with Batman too much....

Originally posted by TheKahn
Looks like Superman has been hanging out with Batman too much....

Indeed

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/216_4_014.jpg

Originally posted by Scoobless
lol.... it looks like Superman is getting ready to rape that little boy.....

or he's just getting dressed again after raping him......



He was about to leave, but wasn't satisfied.

No comment about that cover of Action Comics...

Anyway, Thor wins this! In a drinking contest millenia ago, Thor drank from a barrel that was mystically tied to the earth's oceans. It was a trick on him - but he actually drank enough to cause tides to dip all across the world!
Just imagine the bladder release later! He will at least win for the length of his gushing!

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.th.jpg I remember Paola removed another version of that pic when I posted it. It had the kid saying "Are you sure this is how Robin became Batman's sidekick?" Some a$$hole reported me

Greyfox - the guy who makes the funnier friends some of the time or all of the time

Classics include

Captain Britain Versus Half Of America
Aquaman Versus Namor in a bowl of soup
Jp Versus Ash and Superman
Wolverine Versus A stampede of elks
and so many more.....

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2189/greyfox9vf.gif


hater!........

Does the hammer boost thors pissing abilities by 10 folds ? He has to hold the hammer while he does it aswell. Also Superman can go back intime if he looses and try again.

Originally posted by Scoobless
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2189/greyfox9vf.gif


hater!........

Do you collect peoples sigs Scooby Dooby?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Does the hammer boost thors pissing abilities by 10 folds ? He has to hold the hammer while he does it aswell. Also Superman can go back intime if he looses and try again.

No time traveling or hammer holding , thats for nancy boy's these guy's are manly men. One coming from the mind of a guy who created 'stripperella' and the other from a time where cracking jaws was a acceptable past time....

DOESNT ANY1 KNOW ABOUT THOR'S ENCHANTED URU MEMBER! {gold member mocked him about his genital's mortality n her went to the best god/sex surgeons in asgard for it. now heis piss can time travel and fill an infinitely large bowl before he even takes his pants off.

Originally posted by grey fox
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.th.jpg

LMAO

poor kid.

thor's piss can speed blitz superman!

Originally posted by leonheartmm
thor's piss can speed blitz superman!

It travels at 50 times the maximum velocity allowed by the speed force and burns at 137.5 times the maximum heat Superman can tolerate

Originally posted by grey fox
Indeed

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4931/superslavelabour3lp.jpg

That's just wrong.

Best. Cover. Ever.

Originally posted by grey fox
Greyfox - the guy who makes the funnier friends some of the time or all of the time

Classics include

Captain Britain Versus Half Of America
Aquaman Versus Namor in a bowl of soup
Jp Versus Ash and Superman
Wolverine Versus A stampede of elks
and so many more.....


You make the world a better place.

nono