Bardock42 - Just WHO is he?
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~Da Moose~
Bardock42
Enigma....
A shadowy figure lurking just beyond our realm of comprehension....
Someone - or someTHING so very difficult to understand that quite often, we lose sleep over him...mulling over the terrifying actuality of what he is....
I've heard many rumours as to his true self, each one more perplexing that the previous. I've sifted through countless reports, messages and emails from people claiming to know this controversial figure intimately...most of these reports misguided and ignorant.
So what IS Bardock42?
Please complete the poll and help me piece together the life and lore of this pathetic beast....
Bardock42
What the ****..man, what do you think. I never even talked to you. I don't know you. Do I open stupid threads aboot you. God man I hope you die a horrible death.
like it
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Bardock42
Enigma....
A shadowy figure lurking just beyond our realm of comprehension....
Someone - or someTHING so very difficult to understand that quite often, we lose sleep over him...mulling over the terrifying actuality of what he is....
I've heard many rumours as to his true self, each one more perplexing that the previous. I've sifted through countless reports, messages and emails from people claiming to know this controversial figure intimately...most of these reports misguided and ignorant.
So what IS Bardock42?
Please complete the poll and help me piece together the life and lore of this pathetic beast....
you're too much Moose lol
oh and he's not gay i know that for suredisgust
Ladyluck
Canadian wannabe.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
What the ****..man, what do you think. I never even talked to you. I don't know you. Do I open stupid threads aboot you. God man I hope you die a horrible death.
like it
And we don't know you either Bardock....that is why we need to delve into the secret of your past....and the terrifying mysteries shrouded within.
Nevermind
No kickass german as an option?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Nevermind
No kickass german as an option?
Sorry...didn't hear a word you said....distracted by....your signature....want...her.... droolio
Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you're too much Moose lol
oh and he's not gay i know that for suredisgust
That one time might have been a mistake....lets make sure
Originally posted by Nevermind
No kickass german as an option?
Hmm yeah...sounds like the real deal
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
you're too much Moose lol
oh and he's not gay i know that for suredisgust
Is he truly A-sexual though?
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is he truly A-sexual though?
Funny......of course I am...how can you doubt that?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
That one time might have been a mistake....lets make sure
Hmm yeah...sounds like the real deal
i dont know i'll think about it
Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
i dont know i'll think about it
Alright...you know where to find me...
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Is he truly A-sexual though?
pretty much
Originally posted by Bardock42
Alright...you know where to find me...
Germany? lol
redcaped
Building a weapon? So boring!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Alright...you know where to find me...
Peering menacingly in her bedroom window at 3 in the morning?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by redcaped
Building a weapon? So boring!
Isn't it though? I agree. You get out much?
Bardock42
Why does everyone think I am a gay porn star?...just cause I starred in a few gay porn flicks?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does everyone think I am a gay porn star?...just cause I starred in a few gay porn flicks?
I didn't think that Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgen. no
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Peering menacingly in her bedroom window at 3 in the morning?
why would anyone want to when thay can come in?
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does everyone think I am a gay porn star?...just cause I starred in a few gay porn flicks?
youre much more a c list star
Alpha Centauri
Bardock's the man, good dude.
One of the very few good dudes left on this site, I'll say that.
-AC
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
why would anyone want to when thay can come in?
*shrugs* Stupid German efficiency. He can stand outside and achieve the same effect with 'self love' and then he expends less energy and doesn't have to waste time cuddling afterwards.
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I didn't think that Jurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgen. no
Well now you know....
Originally posted by LethalFemme
why would anyone want to when thay can come in?
youre much more a c list star
You never told me...
Well...same difference...
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock's the man, good dude.
One of the very few good dudes left on this site, I'll say that.
-AC
Thanks man, you quite rock too.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock's the man, good dude.
One of the very few good dudes left on this site, I'll say that.
-AC
Fanboy.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock's the man, good dude.
One of the very few good dudes left on this site, I'll say that.
-AC
he's always been nice to me
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* Stupid German efficiency. He can stand outside and achieve the same effect with 'self love' and then he expends less energy and doesn't have to waste time cuddling afterwards.
sounds like moose logic
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well now you know....
You never told me...
Well...same difference...
Thanks man, you quite rock too.
i thought it was implied
you would know lol
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fanboy.
Shut it.
-AC
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* Stupid German efficiency. He can stand outside and achieve the same effect with 'self love' and then he expends less energy and doesn't have to waste time cuddling afterwards.
Oh right..I had a reason afterall.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
he's always been nice to me
sounds like moose logic
i thought it was implied
you would know lol
I can change that if you want...
Moose = German ?
Aww..man...
_Sanctuary_
I know what I voted.. whistling
*cough*gaypornstar*cough*
Bardock42
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Shut it.
-AC
Sounds like the most reasonable answer in this case. Haha. (everyone look at me, I am a rebel, I posted my "haha" at the end of the sentence..not the beginning....people got shot over things like that in old germany)
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh right..I had a reason afterall.
Moose = German ?
Aww..man...
Apparently.
Moose = German ? Yeah, this part troubles me....
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by Bardock42
What the ****..man, what do you think. I never even talked to you. I don't know you. Do I open stupid threads aboot you. God man I hope you die a horrible death.
like it
Ahhhhhhhhh the source of......ninja The Enigma...ninja
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh right..I had a reason afterall.
I can change that if you want...
Moose = German ?
Aww..man...
why would i want to?
yep
your loss
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I know what I voted.. whistling
*cough*gaypornstar*cough*
I voted respected high Court Judge.........ninja
gay pornstar
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sounds like the most reasonable answer in this case. Haha. (everyone look at me, I am a rebel, I posted my "haha" at the end of the sentence..not the beginning....people got shot over things like that in old germany)
Hahaha, and this is why he's the man.
-AC
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Shut it.
-AC
No.
no
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Apparently.
Moose = German ? Yeah, this part troubles me....
Well...it might trouble me too...but it doesn't.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
why would i want to?
yep
your loss
I don't know what you are into....
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well...it might trouble me too...but it doesn't.
I don't know what you are into....
well i f u had to guess what would it be?
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why does everyone think I am a gay porn star?...just cause I starred in a few gay porn flicks?
Thank God for that I didn't want to be sued for slander!
Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
well i f u had to guess what would it be?
I don't guess...guessing is not efficent.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Thank God for that I didn't want to be sued for slander!
Yeah well, who does....but you will anyways.
Eis
Retired gay porn star now respected actor Jurgen Prochnow, he's gonna be Vernet in DVC!!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't guess...guessing is not efficent.
wow you really are german lol
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah well, who does....but you will anyways.
........................I'll see you after I get my fleet of Lawers!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't guess...guessing is not efficent.
*shaking my head* THAT is a totally endearing quality.
Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
wow you really are german lol
No doobt aboot it, eh?
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
........................I'll see you after I get my fleet of Lawers!
I'll see you right after I sued every last penny off of your british butt.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shaking my head* THAT is a totally endearing quality.
You mean I a quality. That's right.
Grand Moff Gav
You can't sue me! You'll have to invade Belgium and France first!
And judging by past performence.........see you in 40 mins!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
No doobt aboot it, eh?
nopeshocking
Bardock42
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
You can't sue me! You'll have to invade Belgium and France first!
And judging by past performence.........see you in 40 mins!
Haha...that's awesome...that's just the kind of German humour I like...when it's on other countries ....funny.
Originally posted by LethalFemme
nopeshocking
Good then.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha...that's awesome...that's just the kind of German humour I like...when it's on other countries ....funny.
Good then.
great then
Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
great then
GOOD.
GCG
Bardock is a Frikadellen
Grand Moff Gav
hmm well tea anyone?
Eis
Bardock's pretty cool for a barbarian. I mean Bavarian.
~Da Moose~
Frickin' gay porn star.
You people always go for the lowest common denominator, don't you?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
GOOD.
GREAT
Syren
I voted Jurgen... with the double dot above the 'u'
Eis
Originally posted by Syren
I voted Jurgen... with the double dot above the 'u'
my keyboard doesn't have those two dots either
Syren
Bugger... you got me
Eis
Originally posted by Syren
Bugger... you got me
I'm lost.
Syren
I mean you realised I tried to cover up the fact I have a less than satisfactory keyboard cry
sweetness
Aren't those two little dots called umlauts??
Eis
Originally posted by Syren
I mean you realised I tried to cover up the fact I have a less than satisfactory keyboard cry
Oh... lol don't worry I have a regular keyboard too
My old one even had the letter which comes after the n in the spanish alphabet.
how cool is that?
sweetness
The smiths
Bardock42
Originally posted by sweetness
The smiths
I think you just became my number one favorite person on here....you like them right?
Eis
I think Boy band junkie's worse.
But that's because you're language requires it.
Plus I bet your old keyboard didn't have the letter that comes after the n in the spanish alphabet. schmoll
For some reason I find that incredibly amusing.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
I think Boy band junkie's worse.
But that's because you're language requires it.
Plus I bet your old keyboard didn't have the letter that comes after the n in the spanish alphabet. schmoll
For some reason I find that incredibly amusing.
It is indeed
Well, could be..but maybe I am jsut awesome
Can you prove that?
It is incredibly amusing....awesome song...it's like the clash jsut a tad better
sweetness
Originally posted by Bardock42
I think you just became my number one favorite person on here....you like them right?
Yes , i love the Smiths
Bardock42
Originally posted by sweetness
Yes , i love the Smiths
droolio
What are your favorite songs?
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is indeed
Well, could be..but maybe I am jsut awesome
Can you prove that?
It is incredibly amusing....awesome song...it's like the clash jsut a tad better
Why Bardock you are awesome. But the two dots have nothing to do with that.
Yes I can. What does this letter I speak of look like?
You mean The Smiths are like The Clash but better?!!?!?
Eis
Originally posted by sweetness
Yes , i love the Smiths
Uh-oh.
sweetness
This Charming Man,Ask ,Sheila Take a Bow and How Soon is now?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
Why Bardock you are awesome. But the two dots have nothing to do with that.
Yes I can. What does this letter I speak of look like?
You mean The Smiths are like The Clash but better?!!?!?
True...they are just a sign why it is too...
Hmm....I think it looks liek..hmm...YOUR MOM
Yes..actually...they are so good.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
Uh-oh.
What Uh-oh?
Originally posted by sweetness
This Charming Man,Ask ,Sheila Take a Bow and How Soon is now?
Awesome songs...I like almost all of them but my favorites might be:
Some Girls are bigger..., Please, please, please...., Bigmouth Strikes Again, Panic, Half a Person......and so many more.
Grand Moff Gav
I lied I have no tea,
sweetness
yeah its so hard to choose between their songs because they are all great
Bardock42
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I lied I have no tea,
I lied to, I don't want any.
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by Bardock42
I lied to, I don't want any.
Oh... a well.
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
True...they are just a sign why it is too...
Hmm....I think it looks liek..hmm...YOUR MOM
Yes..actually...they are so good.
That supposed to be funny? My mom's dead.
They are ok.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
That supposed to be funny? My mom's dead.
They are ok.
Just like the letter.....
They are awesome...they are bigger than Jesus.
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
Just like the letter.....
They are awesome...they are bigger than Jesus.
The letter's not dead.
Yes they are but so are The Clash and The Ramones.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
The letter's not dead.
Yes they are but so are The Clash and The Ramones.
Hmm..true....neither is your mom though.
Clash are awesome....still need to listen to The Ramones. But Radiohead are almost as awesome as The Smiths.
Eis
How do you know?
Radiohead is better than The Smiths, so are The Ramones and The Clash.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
My mom died when I was 9 you putz.
Mine goes
The Clash
Radiohead
The Ramones
The Smith
I have more bands than you so I win. schmoll
You said your mom did..**********..you...are ya a liar?
Alright alright
Smiths
Radiohead
Clash
Who
Neil Young
Led Zep
Bob Dylan
Now I've got more
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
You said your mom did..**********..you...are ya a liar?
Alright alright
Smiths
Radiohead
Clash
Who
Neil Young
Led Zep
Bob Dylan
Now I've got more
I meant my... step-mother. Yes ok fine my mom's alive.
Led Zep that far up the list? You're crazy.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
I meant my... step-mother. Yes ok fine my mom's alive.
Led Zep that far up the list? You're crazy.
I knew it...*****
Led Zep are awesome...I might call my first girl Zep...and my second pelin
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
I knew it...*****
Led Zep are awesome...I might call my first girl Zep...and my second pelin
Well she could be dead right now... I mean she's been sleeping for a long time.
Please do so.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
Well she could be dead right now... I mean she's been sleeping for a long time.
Please do so.
I see...I see...then again you might be dead right now...
No i won't...you evil, evil man.
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
I see...I see...then again you might be dead right now...
No i won't...you evil, evil man.
No, I'm invincible. I shall live forever.
Yes, you're right. Who on their right minds would have children
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
No, I'm invincible. I shall live forever.
Yes, you're right. Who on their right minds would have children
Funny thing....me too.
Well...I'd like to....as long as a hot mother-to-be is involved.
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
Funny thing....me too.
Well...I'd like to....as long as a hot mother-to-be is involved.
Kewl.
Yes I know you would but I did say "...in their right minds..."
Well, it's been nice talking to ya Marius but it's late... well early (6:40 am) however u wanna put it.. gotta go get some sleep. auf wiedershen.
The Ramones are ten times better than The Smiths
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Funny thing....me too.
Well...I'd like to....as long as a hot mother-to-be is involved.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
Kewl.
Yes I know you would but I did say "...in their right minds..."
Well, it's been nice talking to ya Marius but it's late... well early (6:40 am) however u wanna put it.. gotta go get some sleep. auf wiedershen.
The Ramones are ten times better than The Smiths
Love ya....too...Smiths rock though.
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Yes? YOu may participate if you wish.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes? YOu may participate if you wish.
i repeat
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
i repeat
I repeat....you...aww screw it..say something funny..or sexy...NOW
Yumcarrots
ummmmm................no?
WrathfulDwarf
Hooray for Bavarian Pretzels!
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
I repeat....you...aww screw it..say something funny..or sexy...NOW
you smell like peanuts
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
ummmmm................no?
Fair enough
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hooray for Bavarian Pretzels!
Yeah..big warm ones.....god that sounded so homosexual....they are so tasty though....damn I just can't stup....I love licking salt off of them....
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
you smell like peanuts
And which was that? Funny or Sexy
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Fair enough
Yeah..big warm ones.....god that sounded so homosexual....they are so tasty though....damn I just can't stup....I love licking salt off of them....
Don't go all gay on me, i might have to cry..............or poke you.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Don't go all gay on me, i might have to cry..............or beat you up.
Cry is acceptable.....Beat me up is homophobe...you are not a homophobe are you?
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Cry is acceptable.....Beat me up is homophobe...you are not a homophobe are you?
no, my friend is gay, he's so lovely
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
no, my friend is gay, he's so lovely
Cool..I have no gay friends.....well, no real ones....but that'S jsut cause I hate homosexuals.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Cool..I have no gay friends.....well, no real ones....but that'S jsut cause I hate homosexuals.
okkkkkkkk
can i hug you now?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
okkkkkkkk
can i hug you now?
Sure...if you can handle the reaction.
Yumcarrots
that sounds realllllly bad
*hugs you anyway*
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
that sounds realllllly bad
*hugs you anyway*
Aww...thankies
Yumcarrots
see....no reaction there at all
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
see....no reaction there at all
That is what you think.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
That is what you think.
care to explain?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
care to explain?
Hmm..no...not really...nope
Care to hug again
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm..no...not really...nope
Care to hug again
um, ok
Do you think anyone saw?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
um, ok
Do you think anyone saw?
Maybe.....well...or not.....or maybe...I dunno droolio
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe.....well...or not.....or maybe...I dunno droolio
did they
i'm a bit worried, I don't want to get a reputation lol
Bardock42
What kind of reputation...?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
um, a bad one?
Well, that's totally relative isn't it.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, that's totally relative isn't it.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Yes it is.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes it is.
why.............................?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
why.............................?
Well cause what you might consider a bad reputation isn't necessarily what others believe to be a bad reputation.
~Da Moose~
Wow...I see that the common perception is that you are indeed a homosexual of varying degrees.....
Bloigen
Shower room rapist
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow...I see that the common perception is that you are indeed a homosexual of varying degrees.....
True, true...wonder where that notion came from?
Originally posted by Bloigen
Shower room rapist
Thanks
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
True, true...wonder where that notion came from?
Thanks
*shrugs* Could be anything from you wearing that shirt that says "I'm a homosexual" to the various gay porn movies that you've been in that you peddle here.
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* Could be anything from you wearing that shirt that says "I'm a homosexual" to the various gay porn movies that you've been in that you peddle here.
Hey! I gave him that shirt. It was his anniversary present.mhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Hey! I gave him that shirt. It was his anniversary present.mhm
It was very sweet of you. He never takes it off.
Eis
Originally posted by Bloigen
Hey! I gave him that shirt. It was his anniversary present.mhm
Bardock42
Woah....woah ...woah ....woah.....
You charged me a Fiver for that shirt you bastard.
Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It was very sweet of you. He never takes it off.
Oh yes he does.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Woah....woah ...woah ....woah.....
You charged me a Fiver for that shirt you bastard.
We were going through a rough patch.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Oh yes he does.
We were going through a rough patch.
Oh...good....then.....
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* Could be anything from you wearing that shirt that says "I'm a homosexual" to the various gay porn movies that you've been in that you peddle here.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
hug I love you for looking at me like that...it makes me feel like an insect under a microscope.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hug I love you for looking at me like that...it makes me feel like an insect under a microscope.
damn, i thought you were an insect
so nice to be back yumcarrots
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
damn, i thought you were an insect
so nice to be back yumcarrots
And, precisely, darling heart, what kind of an insect has antlers?
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And, precisely, darling heart, what kind of an insect has antlers?
um, you lol
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
um, you lol
A Moosefly?
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A Moosefly?
I think she meant you are low....
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A Moosefly?
*shrugs* it could work
what about a moosebunny?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
*shrugs* it could work
what about a moosebunny?
Well that's just messed up. A moosebunny.
A) A bunny is not an insect
B)
Just, for a second, close your eyes and picture it.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
*shrugs* it could work
what about a moosebunny?
mhm
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well that's just messed up. A moosebunny.
A) A bunny is not an insect
B)
Just, for a second, close your eyes and picture it.
i was thinking of a moose hopping along with long floppy ears
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
i was thinking of a moose hopping along with long floppy ears
A moose with floppy ears? Or a Moose, hopping along, with a pair of floppy ears beside him?
Eis
I google-ed bardock and apparently Bardock's a character in Dragonball!!!
So, all of you were wrong.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Eis
I google-ed bardock and apparently Bardock's a character in Dragonball!!!
So, all of you were wrong.
Woah..good man.
Grand Moff Gav
You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheinland.
Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
Woah..good man.
I'm a good man?
Eis
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheinland.
Judge Judy! Jumpy
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