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so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away

so some officer chick (kinda cute ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.


so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place

I hoped they wouldn't find him so soon.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away

so some officer chick (kinda cute ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.


so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place


creepy

did u get her number?

That was a stripper i sent over to your house.

Dat shit was ill... ^^^
But not really...

Anyways, did YOU kill her? Eh? Eh?

A1, You didn't tell her about the Heroin did you?! For god sakes! You did didn't you?!!?

Originally posted by a1hsauce


no but she got my info


What?

Hopefully not ^^^ he promised me a share of that shipment.

Originally posted by a1hsauce


no but she got my info



ever notice how creepy everyone except me is? lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
creepy

did u get her number?

I know it! It's 911.

Originally posted by Eis


We understand each other.

Good A1, Good.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We understand each other.

Originally posted by a1hsauce


Call her!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I know it! It's 911.

you have that in Canada?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you have that in Canada?
Of course!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Call her! and ask for the short cute cop!?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
you have that in Canada? isnt it the universal number?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and ask for the short cute cop!?

isnt it the universal number?

Yeah!

But be sure to mention she's a girl.

A1 hide the stash in your freezer.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away

so some officer chick (kinda cute ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.


so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place
Throw the gun in a river and we'll tell everyone you were out of town.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Of course!

OMG

A1 I de-buggafied you. Now Run, Run and Hide my Stash. Go!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
OMG

It's not that amazing.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
of course or i could just show them a picture of you

you know theyre prolly tapping my computer right now

but...i was out of town

But you don't have a picture of me.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
this is some X FILES Sh1T!!!!!


I do now....*cough*GDF*Cough*

Skullys the Shiz.


I want my dope Safe A1

Originally posted by a1hsauce
this is some X FILES Sh1T!!!!!


I do now....*cough*GDF*Cough*
Oh yeah. shock

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and ask for the short cute cop!?

isnt it the universal number?
Nope, it is 110 here for example.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
It's not that amazing.



But you don't have a picture of me.

I know

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh yeah. shock

creepy huh? lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce

but...i was out of town
good boy.

All right, I sent a few thousand dollars to your house. Now, hand over the 5 grams.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know



creepy huh? lol



lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its Scully


*callme*

*calls a1*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its Scully


*callme*


No. Its Skully, what have you been watching? H-Files? wanker

That's the attitude!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so apparently the dude that lives a couple fee away from my apartment, passed away

so some officer chick (kinda cute ) knocked on my door,...well you know me being from LA and all, I was set to put my hands up assume the position and have my rights read....but shes like the gentlemen here passed away some time in the last few days...and theyre wondering if ive heard or seen anything suspicious.


so theres been a dead guy living next door to me these past few days that sucks..

hope the guys in a better place


You know a1... next time you get Frissked, or cavatied by a female officer say "You know.... this has always been a fantasy of mine"

just so y'all know. A dood is a camels foreskin.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
You know a1... next time you get Frissked, or cavatied by a female officer say "You know.... this has always been a fantasy of mine" im afriad of what shell do with the baton though

Originally posted by xyz jedi
just so y'all know. A dood is a camels foreskin.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im afriad of what shell do with the baton though




Bad Thoughts! Bah

Originally posted by a1hsauce
woof woof


grams? like cookies

*pornomusic plays*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im afriad of what shell do with the baton though


Well if she takes it out just say "Ooouuu You're into S&M too?"

And if she beats you, just be glad you made COPS.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
im wearing a cop uniform


Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Well if she takes it out just say "Ooouuu You're into S&M too?"

And if she beats you, just be glad you made COPS. hahahah its all on tape!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im wearing a cop uniform


hahahah its all on tape!!!

Ohh..

*takes a1's hat and puts it on*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yes

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ohh..

*takes a1's hat and puts it on* rips shirt open like a porn star ...then trips on floor

Originally posted by a1hsauce
rips shirt open like a porn star ...then trips on floor

Originally posted by a1hsauce
rips shirt open like a porn star ...then trips on floor



*runs over* Are you ok? Where does it hurt? I'll kiss it better...

*Pushes LL out of the Way*

A1 ?!!?!!??!!? Are you okay?!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
*Points at elbow*



Engulfs your Elbow*


Better?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
WTF WTF WTF OMFG LMFAO clapping

!!!!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
!!!!

thats some funny shit right there lol

I don't know what to post so here

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Woah!!! points at my special spot not anymore

Engulfs Ladyluck*

There, I engulfed your special spot

I rather Enjoyed that.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Woah!!! points at my special spot not anymore

hug

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Woah!!! points at my special spot

omfg lmfao

Originally posted by a1hsauce
can i have my pinky back?


we have a hugger ladies and gentlemen



glomp

Originally posted by LethalFemme
omfg lmfao itsjust my pinky


Originally posted by Ladyluck


glomp

*Steals A1's Pants*

NOOOOOO!!! my CORDUROYS!!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
itsjust my pinky

of course lol

Misk, cease and dessists...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
NOOOOOO!!! my CORDUROYS!!!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
of course lol what are you trying to say


you know its a bit nippy with out my pants

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what are you trying to say


you know its a bit nippy with out my pants




I will Trade your pants for your shirt, and underwear

Oh, I will

you do that

I think we know who won this one wanker

OWNED

Originally posted by a1hsauce
the smilie cause hes the only one gettin action right now


You hurt my feelings

sex hurts

I'm Telling Ladyluck

Originally posted by a1hsauce
sex hurts

Originally posted by Ladyluck


He made a funny at me

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ok... and you're telling me because...


Your His Mother

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Since when?

Since now.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
you would know!!!? *callme*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you would know!!!? *callme*

I would. *calls a1 again.*