Traffic Ticket Help
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Julie
ok...so I got this ticket and of course I'll fight it, but I thought it'd be interesting to hear your stories and tips...etc
....so what are you waiting for ...start posting
keokiswahine
you could always plead, not guilty, and hope the ticketing cop doesn't show up for the trial. If he/she doesn't show up, you will win by default.
LaurenE147
What did they give you the ticket for?
Gundark
Yes - we'll need a little more detail Julie....
LaurenE147
If you were speeding and they clocked you then you have little chance of getting off.
Gundark
I wonder how they issue tickets on Coruscant ?
Texas
Well I dont know about the traffic cops in NJ, but in TX your screwed!!! When I got my spedding ticket(speed trap- cop was hiding behind a sign on an overpass) I just paid the fine, and took a defensive driving course. I didn't even bother arguing with those traffic nazi's!
Corran
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Raz
Its terrible here aswell. The governement is doubling the amount of speed camera AND lowering the speed threshold of the camera!
I got caught doing 35mph....thats 5mph over the limit!
LaurenE147
I'm getting my permit tomorrow so I too will soon learn to hate the traffic cops filling their quotas.
Ushgarak
Well, I hope they take your driving license, Raz...
Gundark
Nah. Raz used the mind trick on the cop.
Corran
Maybe that's what Julie needs to do.
Gundark
That would be cool.
Corran
Yes.
Julie: *waves hand* you don't want to give me a ticket
Cop: I don't want to give you a ticket.
Juile: you want to give me a highspeed police escort.
Cop: I want to give you a highspeen police escort.
LaurenE147
I wonder what would happen if I tried that on a cop one day.
Hmmmmmm. I wonder how comfortable those jail cells are.
Texas
If the coppa was a SW fan, he probably let you off with a warning.
Gundark
I went through Alcatraz. Whaddya wanna know about jail cells ?
LaurenE147
Alcatraz? Whaddyou do to get in the pokey?
finti
strutt your stuff at night
LaurenE147
I told Gundy about that struttiing.
Gundark
*smacks finti*
It was a tour of course. Creepy place.
finti
kind of the idea with jail, being creepy
LaurenE147
Why would you tour a prison? That's so depressing. It's probably haunted.
finti
no it is not haunted, ghosts are rubbish
LaurenE147
That's because you're never seen one.
finti
they aint real nobody have seen one cause they do not excist
Corran
They must exist, I've read books by Ghost writers don't you know.
Gundark
Hey now- I saw Ghostbusters.
So....errr....there you have it.
LaurenE147
There was a ghost in my house once.
finti
let me guess Casper?
Corran
and he was damn friendly too.
finti
how friendly???
Gundark
There are ghosts in SW.
And George would never lie to us.
finti
the weak minded are easy to fool
Gundark
And I know you're NOT referring to me with that statement.
LaurenE147
It was just a wispy ghost
yerssot
If I would say something like that, I would get a pet on the head (a yellow labrador) and I would have been told to play with my lego a bit
finti
go play with your Lego Yers
yerssot
how... original...
Gundark
Oh no.....now we're back to the breakfast food again.
LaurenE147
homemade pancakes are the best
Gundark
Oh yes I agree.
*starts fixing breakfast*
Corran
That reminds me of the worst come-on line ever.
LaurenE147
Skeezy Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Intelligent Woman: Unfertilized
finti
I got the fertilizer right here
Corran
Intelligent woman, now there's a new concept.
Gundark
*clunks Corran's and finti's heads together*
So what is the worst come-on line, Corran ?
LaurenE147
*takes viking battle axe and removes heads of chauvenist pigs with one swoop*
Gundark
Thats very impressive.
*crushes remains with remote-controlled Godzilla*
LaurenE147
*puts brains into blender and gives them to yers as a margarita*
yerssot
wonder who yers is...
Gundark
Maybe if you'd get out of that television set for awhile, your brain would uncramp.
LaurenE147
His real name is Bart.
yerssot
only if I have one to cramp
Gundark
Well if he wants to be a Bart, I guess there's nothing we can do about it.
LaurenE147
Every Bart I have ever met or heard of is a bottomfeeder. I think it's one of those name curse. All Brians are lazy musicians. All Brads are mean.
Gundark
I dated a Brian too. He was born in Tennessee and moved to PA when he was around 12. Addressed my parents with "yes ma'm and yes sir". He had a bad temper though. Dumped him when he got too mean.
LaurenE147
I have two brothers. One is Brad (mean). One is Brian (lazy musician). Brian has a friend named brad who is mean. A girl at work is married to a Brian who is a lazy musician.
Ushgarak
Any other name/behaviour links that you know?
LaurenE147
Lauren and magnetic personalities. Lauren Bacall, Lauren Hutton, Lauren me.
finti
but the rule always has exceptions ....
Gundark
Lauren Hutton is very sexy.
Lets see. How about Mel ? Mel Gibson, Mel Brooks, Mel Torme. NO.
This obviously only works in certain situations.
LaurenE147
What about Gundarks?
Ushgarak
Hard to tell; Gundark's can be pretty vicious.
finti
espesially when armed with a pitch fork
Corran
Even more so if you try to pull their ears off.
queeq
Or if you fall in a pit with a bunch of them.
I prefer to fall in a pit with one, though.
LaurenE147
A nest could be dangerous, though
Corran
I dunno about that ask Queeq, Queeq is Gundy's nest dangerous?
LaurenE147
Its probably only dangerous when he spends too much time with the boys on poker night.
Ushgarak
Not sure if queeq plays poker...
LaurenE147
Fine then on Whiskey Thursday.
yerssot
*waits for the reply of queeq with "I do play strippoker with gundark"
LaurenE147
Ewwwwwwww! Naked old people!
yerssot
belgian saying is that the truth comes out of a childs mouth...
Gundark
Time to post pics, it seems.
yerssot
depends on what you want to see on them
finti
bikini shots of course
Gundark
That I don't look THAT old.
yerssot
relax, post the pictures, but in the meantime, sit down in this chair, I don't want you to brake anything!
LaurenE147
Don't use the stairs. You might break your osteoporosisized hips.
yerssot
uhoh! I think granny will be mad now!
LaurenE147
What's she going to do? Hit me with her walker?
yerssot
what ya talking about? she'll fall if she tries doing that!
Corran
The good thing with age is that you get to practise things for longer, like how to use a pitchfork correctly and how to cause the maximum damage, I would suggest you crazy kids are' skating on the thin ice of life.'
Gundark
Corran is quite perceptive.
*throws Lauren and yerssot in giant vat of waffle batter*
Happy swimming !!
Ushgarak
You can be rather cruel sometimes you know, Gundy!
Corran
You have to be cruel to be kind in some circumstances.
Ushgarak
How kind do you think we have to be in this case?
Corran
Hmmmm
*best Mr Burns voice* Smithers Release the hounds.
LaurenE147
*turns into a Powerpuff Girl with yerss protectively under one arm*
Come and get us!
yerssot
hey! not that fast lauren! I'm hungry
*starts eating waffle batter*
Gundark
I'm sorry Ush.
*dumps load of flour into vat*
Much softer, see ?
finti
why be sorry
yerssot
*munch munch*
say*munch*
you have some *munch* waffles to go with that?
Ushgarak
Nice going, Gundy.
Powerpuff girl... is the idea to make us die from hysterics?
Gundark
Thunk.
*dies from hysterics*
Gundark
Another one over 100....
Closing !
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